Chapter 301: The Old Hen That Can't Lay Eggs

It's a battle, a great victory.

In the contest between his own alcohol consumption and the opponent's magic reserves, the father-in-law was shamefully defeated and staggered under the table - but this was not the end, the cruel Sigma began to mend the knife, using the special sobering method of the bear child, that is, slamming the opponent's stomach with a fist wrapped around several high-level chaotic curses to induce vomiting, and then drink after vomiting.

A total of three knives were replenished, and finally Mr. Monkey had already shown signs of foaming at the mouth, as if he had drunk formaldehyde, and the necromancer let him go. At this time, it was already dawn, Sigma laughed and went out, and gave a thumbs up to Mrs. Claire, who was waiting outside the door with a shocked face: "Don't worry, when it comes to quitting Internet addiction...... Phew, alcohol addiction, I'm a professional. ”

Neither Sigma nor Mrs. Claire was too worried, after all, he was a Sanctuary powerhouse, how could he be converted into a mere dozens of catties of alcohol to get drunk to death, it turned out that the Sanctuary powerhouse was indeed extremely durable, after being opened and poured a whole pot of cold water, Mr. Claire's breathing slowly became stable, and his face gradually became ruddy, and he made a few dreams from time to time, and it seemed that he was having a good horse monkey dream.

Sigma, who had won the victory, stuffed some breakfast and went out - it was not early, and when Gilly came to see them in the morning, and seeing that the two were still drunk, she went away in a rage, not knowing where she went.

And a substitute teacher, who was privately called the Demon Teacher, was blown by the wind after going out, and suddenly felt that the world was spinning, and a disgusting feeling suddenly came up - he instinctively felt that he was going to suffer today.

In the Park of "Mistaken ......", Sigma is lying on his back on a bench, in the middle of a dead ball.

There is a saying that kills 10,000 enemies. Self-inflicted damage of eight hundred.

"Teacher, are you alright?" The not-so-stupid students have begun to focus on intelligence gathering. It didn't take long for the word that a substitute teacher was dying in the school park spread. About ten minutes later, the incense breeze swayed, and a young girl approached with a worried face, stretched out her slender hand, and touched Sigma's forehead, "Is it a fever?" ”

"It's just that I'm a little uncomfortable...... Sigma didn't raise his head, he reached out and grabbed the girl's outstretched hand, and with a hook of his little finger, he took off the needle ring on the other party's middle finger. The footsteps are different, exposing your state of mind, and when you stretch out your hand, your breathing becomes heavy for a moment, and your breathing becomes rapid when you are about to approach my head, which means that you are nervous when you are about to shoot, and your mood becomes excited when you are about to win. ”

"......Shhhhh felt that it made sense, and the well-planned sneak attack was actually spotted so lightly, which made her feel a little powerless, "Teacher. Were you born that smart......"

"You're wrong." Sigma let go of Xia Li's hand with a smile and smiled, "Remember." In fact, when we humans were born, we were all close to each other's intelligence. The reason why it slowly separates stupidity and intelligence, simplicity and gloom. That's just because time goes by, slowly growing up, our souls are constantly eroded by the desires and emotions of this world, and that's it. ”

…… was pretending to be forced again, and the girl snorted: "Teacher, are you deliberately pretending to be like this to attract us to do it?" ”

The necromancer muffled and said, "It's really uncomfortable, it's really uncomfortable...... This time I was a little under-considered, I didn't think that too drastic changes in the elements would also have a bad effect on the body, I drank too much last night, and I couldn't get all the ingredients out of the wine, accumulated in the body, and accumulated a lot......"

The girl named Xia Li frowned and said, "Can you put it more concisely......

"To put it simply......" Sigma rolled her eyes, "Teacher, I'm a little bit of an endocrine disorder......"

"Oh!" The girl smiled, stroked her palms and tilted her head, and said, "That's great." ”

The necromancer thought that he had misheard, and raised his head, and the girl in front of him smiled like a flower: "Will you die?" ”

"This unconscionable student......" Sigma said lazily, "Say, what's the matter?" ”

"Oh, there's one thing." Xia Li smiled and said, "Since the teacher's body is very unwell, then we can rest assured that we can take advantage of the fire to rob - after class this afternoon, we will have the first truant battle, is it okay?" ”

The eyes of the King of Bear Children instantly burst into a blazing light, and he slowly sat up and said in a deep voice, "No problem at all. ”

The eyes of the two were like electric fire, intertwined, colliding with fierce sparks.

However, in the next moment, Xia Li's expression darkened, she sat down beside Sigma, was silent for a moment, and said in a low voice: "Teacher, why are you messing around with us?" We all know that we are fundamentally people of two worlds, we once thought that we were the proud women of the sky, the most talented and lucky women in the world, these pride and self-confidence have been shattered by the teacher, is this kind of life ridiculous? Who will we be in the future? ”

Sigma thought for a moment and said in a deep voice, "I think it's probably the most educated of the vase girls and green tea in the aristocratic circle in the western part of the empire. ”

Xia Li's good-looking eyebrows wrinkled slightly, and then said with a wry smile: "It's really a poisonous tongue...... Every time I hear the teacher say these words, I will feel very angry, I don't know when it started, dignity and pride, has become extremely important, even a little provoked, but also try our best to fight back, at the beginning we were like this, just by the teacher teased, arranged a vicious way to deal with you, and was counterattacked and bullied by you, it was also self-inflicted......"

She took a deep breath, shook her head, and said, "Compared to our parents, we are still too immature......

"No, aren't all girls precocious? Actually, you've matured. Sigma smiled, "The reason why you feel immature is because you're so mature like a bear." ”

"......" not only frowned, but a green vein bloomed between Xia Li's forehead, "Teacher Paul Kochakin." Do you like bullying people who are weaker than you so much? I wonder what kind of world you live in, and if you are also being bullied by more powerful people. That's why you like to find balance and dignity in weaker people? ”

Sigma's face changed when he heard this. A look of struggle and resentment appeared on his face, and finally, he sighed: "You are right, the higher the place, the colder it is, and our world is far more cruel than yours. Continuous competition, dignified challenges, and secret framing. Students who study with the same tutor will also fight each other...... After a lot of hard work to stand out from many people and become an apprentice, what awaits you is the mutual fight between classmates, the fight with the seniors, the conspiracy of the jealous mentor, the conspiracy of the jealous mentor, the conspiracy of the new classmates and teachers, you know, the whole world looks at you unpleasantly......"

…… It sounds so hard, but it always feels a little fake. You can't make it up.

"In short, Xia Li, please remember those who live at the bottom of society. will yearn for the privileged life of your noble children, but you who really enjoy this kind of life feel that you are not living well. Right, people always have a fantasy and beautification mentality about the things they dream of. Actually, even I didn't have as much fun as you think......" Sigma held out his hand. patted the girl's shoulder, and the sadness and vicissitudes in her eyes made the heart of the girl, who was actually quite pure, sway.

However, the deer in her heart collided for less than three seconds, and the demon teacher next to her suddenly changed his face, backhanded and stabbed, and struck her head angrily, laughing wildly: "Although I am not as good as you imagined, I am definitely much stronger than you!" You naΓ―ve little! ”

There was a thud, a crisp thud - Xia Li thought that this was the sound of the collapse of reason.

"Bastard, ahh After being attacked by a poisonous tongue and being brutally toyed with the girl's heart, this anger turned into real anger, which made her leave her reason and scruples behind, and scratched Sigma like a kitten, "Sure enough, you are the most hated guy in the world!" ”

"Well, what I want is this kind of momentum, I can't be cowardly, I definitely can't be cowardly." Sigma nodded in satisfaction, "I look like a young man now, do you know what you looked like just now?" It's like an old hen who feels that her chicken life is meaningless because she can't lay eggs. ”

This sentence was like adding fuel to the fire, making the rampaging girl explode instantly, Sigma was still not hot enough, avoided the other party's pounce, looked around, and said loudly: "The old hens who also can't lay eggs, do you hear that!?" ”

In the grass, in the trees, behind the fence...... The girls with unkind faces appeared one by one, and with the order of Jennifer, who was in charge, stones, dirt, branches and other murder weapons mixed with sleeve arrows and blowing needles roared all over the world.

Flashing all the attacks lightly, Sigma smiled heartily: "Yes, yes, that's it, it's a group of female hooligans who can buy murderous conspiracies and tricks without saying a word, so they should look like female hooligans...... Crazy women, how much backbone do you have as a reserve of Nelson vase, let me take a look, teacher! ”

Next, it is time to continue to provoke Nina's anger, induce her to join the group of angry little hens, and use her wisdom and ability to challenge and attack the teacher and me, and lead these Sanba to victory.

Thinking of Nina's low cry last night, Sigma couldn't help but sigh in her heart.

Tesla, I hope you are satisfied with the arrangements and plans I have made.

Nina and Blood Shadow, who were passing through this place, stopped to watch, looked at the place where the coquettish and taunting took off, and shook their heads: "A bunch of idiots...... I really don't know what the hell they're doing. ”

Blood Shadow said softly, "...... I feel that everyone is having a good time, you see, Jesia's smile is very sincere, full of childlike anticipation and naughtiness, hoping that the stone she secretly threw out can hit the teacher, this is her most real smile in the past few days, and the other students are probably like this. ”

The girl killer smiled slightly: "Is this what the teacher expected?" ”

Nina suddenly remembered this guy's hateful face last night, and whispered, "Hmph, that kind of bad person......"

As if she didn't want to stay here anymore, the girl lifted her glasses and walked away quickly from the other side of the road, the Blood Shadow didn't know what happened last night, so she didn't know why Nina was so hostile to Mr. Sigma, but because of the agreement with Sigma, she could only remain silent.

As they walked, suddenly, the two heard footsteps, and on the other side of the path appeared a beautiful maiden, with pink hair, a tall figure, a well-proportioned figure, and a heroic posture that had always been as straight as a sword, as dazzling as a knight.

She came to Nina and held out her hand: "Nina-Tesla?" I'm Jiley Claire, there's something I want to tell you, I have something to say to you. (To be continued......)