When Sigma returned home with a drop of raindrops, Kiri, who was sitting in the living room waiting, widened her eyes: "So fast? ”

As she spoke, she looked at Sigma's lower body with pity: "No wonder it's a mage......"

"I don't know what you're talking about, but I always feel like you should apologize to the mages around the world! You must know that whether [beep-] is strong or not has little to do with the strength of the physical body! Sigma immediately understood what Ji Li was talking about, and couldn't help but retort loudly, and didn't forget to give a few examples, "Look at those well-known fandom cuckold texts, such as the Golden Knife Protector Paladin Guo [Beep--] Hero, for example, the Xiang [Beep--] Mr. Long who traveled through time and space, and opened the precedent for special forces to cross the stream, and the alien friend guard [Beep--] PolyU detective, etc., etc., their secondary settings are 'very capable of fighting but a certain ability is really worrying", By the way, their flower-like and jade-like wives were also set up as women with very strong desires for the second time without authorization, so the story of betrayal and lies and emerald green crown and minotaur began......"

"I don't know what you're talking about, but ......," Jiri interrupted Sigma and stretched out her hand, "begging for a book." ”

"I'm a grass, you're really self-taught." Sigma was stunned for a moment, and then snorted coldly, "So based on the above arguments, we can know that the muscular men are not necessarily longer lasting than the Faye, maybe they are just good-looking, but they are actually a silver-like pewter spear head, a group of rammers who can only drive piles, they are definitely not as good as us!" You know, our mages also exercise! And well-read, proficient in a variety of theoretical knowledge and interesting positions! There is also a tongue that is extremely flexible because of the perennial chanting! And a pair of hands that are exceptionally dexterous due to their perennial spell casting! There are also countless sages who have worked hard to create little magic of love in order to coordinate the relationship between husband and wife! We stand on the shoulders of giants! Those fighters want to compete with us. It's a dream! ”

Ji Li was stunned for a long time, and then sighed: "You are simply the big scum of necromancers......

Sigma rolled her eyes, "You're qualified to tell me this?" ”

"But seeing that you can shoot Huang Duan so energetically, you must not have succeeded. So I'm holding back my lust. Ji Li looked at Sigma again, "What, the colored heart has no color guts, so it's time to coax?" ”

"No, because Ford is a flat-chested man, I'm not interested." Sigma said casually.

"Flat-chested!?" Kelly's voice was an octave higher, and a hint of joy flashed between her eyebrows. "She's a friend, I'm done!"

"......" This guy's concept of making friends is also very outrageous.

However, Sigma finally reacted and said, "Wait...... How do you know ......?"

He saw Gilly's mysterious smile. After thinking for a moment, he nodded and said, "Well, probably the old butler is here again." He found out that Ford was missing and would definitely follow the direction of the flash flood down lì to look for him. I used the Holy Sword there. I didn't erase the traces left by the rescue of Ford, and with the experience and spiritual sense of the Golden Swordsman, I would definitely have noticed this, so I would have guessed that Ford had fallen into my hands, and then I came here to ask for someone, and then found that I was not there, and according to your prompting, he would definitely know that I took Ford to Eisen's house......"

As he spoke, a drop of cold sweat slipped down his forehead - according to the Golden Swordsman's back and forth steps and decisive and sharp judgment. The old butler should have rushed over when he learned that Ford was at Eisen's house. Counting the calculations, the time of arrival at Eisen's house was probably when Sigma threw herself at the weak and helpless Ford on the couch with a lewd smile and shouted, "If you cut your throat, no one will come to save you...... If I was bumped into by outsiders at that time, I think it would leave a very deep psychological shadow on myself, and then I should seriously consider killing people......

“…… From the look of relief in your scared eyes, I learned that you seem to have done something shameful to Ford. Ji Li said expressionlessly, "Did I write it out after making it up and then print it into a book, and I accidentally lost it on the street in the future, the submission box of "The Wet Cave", the mailbox of the Phoenix Chamber of Commerce headquarters, the notice board of the Atlas Academy, and a corner of the Holy See, or did you take the initiative to tell it?" I've thought of the title, "It's hard to tell the difference between ★ male and female, spear or cave~ Lucifer is staring at you! The Necromancer's Bizarre Adventure ......"

"The Wet Cave...... You even read goblin magazines......" Sigma gasped.

“…… You can also know how much better you can than me if you know that this magazine is stored in zài! Kieli slapped the table impatiently and shouted, "Say it! Say it! What did you do to Ford! ”

"No, no, no, you see, the old butler didn't go to Eisen's house, and when I sent Ford back, I didn't run into him, and in such bad weather, an injured old man, wandering alone in a rainy night, and there was no news, shouldn't you worry about the old man compared to some boring gossip news?" Sigma looked around the living room, "Where's the rest?" What about Eisen? What about Athena? ”

"Whose fault is it that poor old man will be injured!" Ji Li snorted, "The old butler heard that you were holding the key to Eisen's house, and he wanted to go over, but Eisen accidentally omitted your name. It's strange that the old man didn't worry about it after confirming that you were Sigmar Washington......"

Sigma was stunned for a moment, combined with Ford's abnormal reaction when he remembered his name before, he seemed to understand something, but there was no need to tell Ji Li about this matter, so he smiled proudly and said beautifully: "This is the benefit of reaching the prestige level to worship." ”

- It's clear that he's forcibly blowing, you must know that Sigma is backed by the two mountains of Washington and the Death Country, and the family and the academy have already stamped him with invisible labels, and there are many mad dogs in the Reaper family, since Sigma beat the princess angrily in front of the emperor Xià and the nobles of the imperial capital, he was silently marked by the empire as the "next king of mad dogs", and since then, Sigma has entered the Necromantic Academy, which has very strict anti-human tendencies, not only has it not made things better. On the contrary, it made the situation even more severe, and the "next mad dog king" has been directly upgraded to the "three-headed mad dog king of hell......

In this case, who will worship him. Absolute Forcing is the ...... of the Chaos Evil Camp

Ji Li pursed her lips, and didn't bother to refute this matter, and quickly explained: "The old housekeeper said that a small flash flood broke out in the mountain where they were resting, although due to the topography, it only slightly blocked the path out of the mountain and into the mountain, and would not pose any threat to the town, but this small flash flood is an important warning. He'd go around town anyway and tell the mercenaries. Moreover, he had to go to the town to find a place to live...... The old butler probably thinks. It's crowded and you can see nasty people in the town, but you won't be thrown again, after all, it's ...... in public."

Sigma stroked his palm and smiled proudly: "He has clearly underestimated my lower limit once again......"

Ji Li gave him a blank look: "As for Eisen." I heard that the housekeeper was going to run errands. volunteered to give him the task of informing all the forces, and I don't know if your words worked, or if this dead house took the wrong medicine, in the face of the old housekeeper's ridicule, he actually refused to let the argument fight - it can be seen that although the old man's expression is unhappy, he seems to be very happy in his heart. ”

"It's good to have an opinion." Sigma nodded, "What about Athena?" ”

Kelly's expression changed suddenly. Yin said compassionately: "I have already chopped it with a firewood knife......"

The necromancer stood up: "...... Okay, I'm going to draw a human body into a formation. According to the principle of equivalent exchange, we may have to pay a precious price, such as my temperance and your boobs - Edward, be mentally prepared. ”

"Who is Edward?" Ji Li complained, and then waved her hand, "Okay, she was worried about what would happen to Baihe Village because she heard from the old housekeeper that the thunderstorm was continuous and the river level was rising, so she wanted to go and see." ”

Sigma's expression was a little subtle, there was a feeling of "my daughter has finally grown up", but this expression came and went quickly, he thought for a while, and suddenly smiled: "Look at this mercenary union, tonight just finished the mobilization meeting and banquet, and the thunderstorm came to the door at night, now the mercenaries must be drunk, maybe it will affect tomorrow's combat effectiveness, I think I should appear now, using the secret hangover technique of the Washington family......"

Saying that, Sigma was about to leave as if nothing happened, but immediately Ji Li pulled his robe: "Answer my question!" ”

Sigma didn't look back, and said in a deep voice: "Save my mother first, Shandong, China is looking for Lan Xiang, love, this question won't, there will be something tomorrow, no, what is Amway, I don't have much money...... Choose the answer yourself. ”

When the paladin heard this, he calmly took out a pen and paper, and read while writing: "He finally saw Ford again, the handsome young man was lying on the soft sofa with his eyes closed, his golden hair hanging down, like the mane of a lion, and like the strings of an angel, lazy but wanton, he appeared in front of Sigma's eyes for the first time in a completely unguarded posture, and his motionless appearance was like the sculpture of ancient civilization with both power and beauty, breaking the distance between material and spiritual. Sigma stood in front of Ford, not even daring to breathe hard, he stared quietly at the person in front of him, and found that his domineering and calm mask was so silently and completely shattered in front of this sleeping silent face, the castle in the wind and rain, boy and boy—you know? I'd love to see your genuine smile. The necromancer's fingertips ran across the young man's delicate cheeks, slowly ......"

“…… Beautiful, kind, generous, noble, Miss Kiri, with big boobs, I was wrong! I sue you for not being able to! You must know everything, you have to say everything! If this continues, the author of this book will be suspected of having a special writing experience! Sigma immediately became honest, snatched the page with lightning speed, and directly crushed it with the force of death, and then carefully recounted what he had just experienced, and finally he was shocked, "Hey, there is one thing I forgot, the old butler actually told you Ford's real gender?" ”

"Nope." Gilly replied casually.

"So how do you know!?" Sigma's eyes widened.

“…… Because you're in a state of 'smiling before you say a word' when you walk in the door, if Ford were a man, you would have a look of surprise and a strong anti-social vibe. Gilly smiled, "If you don't have the courage to check Ford's gender, you should put on a very proud life winner face when you enter the door, and enter the door with a high profile." Pretend you've taken the Ford down entirety to disguise your virgin nature – but the mere fact that you're just coming back with a mysterious smile is a sign that you've found the truth that reassures you. It's a little bit of a bit of an advantage......"

"You've come to know me to this point......" Sigma said speechlessly, for a long time.

Hearing this, Ji Li rolled her eyes slightly and snorted, "It's just that your action pattern is very understandable." ”

Sigma just said casually, not perceiving the ** in his words and Jili's reaction, in fact, he was a little distressed: "For some reason, summarize what happened with me and Ford tonight." I always felt a little disobedient, and Ford's words and deeds always felt that something was not quite right......"

"I feel that way when you say that......" Jiri touched her chin. After pondering for a moment, he suddenly said, "You just said Ford was flat-chested, but you said she was playing with her back to you while playing in the open-air shower." And you didn't look at it after unbuttoning the bra - so how did you know she was a flat chest!? ”

…… Is this what you care about!? Saying he doesn't care about boobs. Actually, it's right that I care so much!

But, hum hum hum ......

It's time to show off the demeanor of a scholar and the skills of a gentleman!

"How do I know Ford is flat-chested? Hmph, these are just simple common-sense skills. Sigma pushed the glasses that didn't exist and pretended to be indifferent, "The academy has a course on human body structure, and I have studied the beauty models of all ages and sizes from eight to thirty years old very thoroughly inside and out, and I can know the weight of women at a glance." You can see the position of her center of gravity by looking at her walking posture, and you can tell the size of her breasts and whether her bra is a little tight by looking at her breathing rate and amplitude...... It's weird. When I turned in my research results and assignment report, I didn't pass the ......"

No, no, no, it's not surprising at all......

"In addition......" Facing the stunned Jiri, Sigma stretched out his finger, and a faint blue flame flickered up, "The life detection spell of the necromancer system is based on the observation of the life energy reaction in the living being's body, you know, even if it is a life individual, the reaction intensity of the life energy emitted by various parts of its body is also different, so through this spell, I can judge whether the life energy reaction of a woman's chest is strong, and then according to the relationship table between the life spectrum intensity and the numerical circumference of the chest that I have summarized." , you can roughly judge the size, softness, straightness and other ...... of the opponent's chest"

At this moment, Sigma's image in Jili's mind had been equated with voyeurism, she noticed Sigma's gaze, subconsciously put her hand on her chest in shame, and then ......

"Don't worry." Sigma gave her a reassuring smile, "You are there, I can't see anything......"

Hearing this, not only did Ji Li not feel at ease, but the blood in her whole body almost flowed backwards, and a nameless fire rose to the sky, as if she had been slandered by the strictest zhòng, Ji Li slashed Sigma's head with a hand knife, and yelled: "You are talking nonsense! ”

"......" finally flashed Ji Li's hand knife, and Sigma squinted at the yellow duan paladin, "So, the holy light is integrated with you, and the holy power and life force are one, rushing and circulating in the body, guarding the whole body, so from the perspective of life detection vision, you can only see the symmetrical and unanimous life energy reaction - I can't see anything I said, is it wrong?" ”

Ji Li turned her head away and whispered, "I'm sorry......"

"Forget it......" Sigma wanted to tease a few words, looking at Jili's pitiful appearance, although she knew that this girl was pretending, but she was still shamefully captured by the woman.

Ji Li defended herself a little: "No matter how gentle a girl is, after experiencing something unacceptable, she will become a little more violent." ”

Sigma originally wanted to complain about how incompatible the yellow joke paladin was with gentleness, but at this time, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he blurted out: "I understand where the discord is!" Ford's attitude! ”

"......" this time Ji Li squinted at him, "Did you make her so miserable, just saved her life, and then gave her the antidote to the poison you were originally given, and discovered the secret of her disguised as a man, and then she will have a good impression of you and obediently kneel and lick and become a member of the harem?" Is this what you are wondering about? ”

"No, quite the opposite." Sigma ignored Ji Li's ridicule and said seriously, "I ask you, Ji Li, if you are brutally shaved face, and you are given laxatives, even the chrysanthemum is plotted, the toilet explodes when you go to the toilet, and then the toilet explodes again, and it is blown up, and after the explosion, it is not over, and another cart of manure explodes in the air, so that you are forced to hide in the mountains with wolves, cold and hungry, and accidentally washed down the mountain by the torrent......"

The paladin squinted his eyes and said, "...... It seems that you are quite self-aware of what you have done to yourself. ”

"Ahem, let's not mention this yet." Sigma waved his hand, "In this case, you were almost drowned, and then you were rescued like a mud monkey by the people who plotted against you, although the people who plotted against you were handsome and gentlemanly, and they didn't take the opportunity to do anything despicable and shameless......"

"No, you did!" Ji Li pointed at him and said, "Not only do you want to pick up people's clothes, but you also peek at ......"

"Don't interrupt!" Sigma said angrily, "Anyway, after all those things, you finally finished taking your medicine, changed your clothes, and faced the person who made you so miserable with a normal attitude, what would you do?" ”

Ji Li waved her hand: "Crush his cock." ”

“…… Be civilized, and then please don't carry any subjective malice. ”

"It's a good beating."

Sigma nodded and asked, "Even if you can't beat the other party at all?" ”

"It's really this kind of thing, it's completely a mutual enmity, how can you think about that? Fight with him! Ji Li waved her small fist, "Don't say it's a girl, even a man can't stand this kind of thing!" ”

After she finished speaking, she also understood: "You mean that Ford was too calm and didn't hit you......"

Sigma nodded, "Exactly." ”

"Are you shaking M?"

"I don't know why you're so beaten tonight! Always looking for fault with me! Sigma shouted angrily, and then pondered, "So, when you encounter this kind of thing, no matter what, at least slap it in the face—even if you know that it won't have any effect, you must definitely show your anger out, but Ford actually asked me to send her back as if nothing had happened, and there was no reaction along the way, and after putting her down on a mountain, he also thanked me very formulaically, and only looked at me deeply when he parted, and only showed the anger in his heart, What to say about today's events she will always remember......"

"This is forbearance! You should sigh at this time, this son has a limitless future......"

Sigma ignored Kiri's words and fell into deep thought, and after a long time, he raised his head and sighed: "No, you are wrong, this is not forbearance...... This is another kind of cowardice. Jili, we were all wrong, I thought she was strong, but in fact, Ford's courage may not be much stronger than Eisen......"

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PS: Ah, I'm sorry, something happened last night, and it looks like I'm going to adjust my schedule...... (To be continued......)