The first thing I feel when I wake up in the morning is that I want to throw up

It's not pregnancy, because it's impossible for a man to get pregnant, it's because he drinks too much, and when he smells the smell of alcohol at the worst, he wants to vomit, then he has a headache, and then he feels awkward, because he stays in a very awkward sleeping position for a night.

When Ye Qiu opened his eyes, he suddenly realized, no wonder, there were three adults sleeping on the double bed, how crowded did this have to be?

Soon, Ye Qiu found that his legs couldn't move, and he was pressed by someone.

I heard people say that you can only get a person's character by looking at his sleeping position, Ye Qiu didn't believe it at first, but now he really believes it, because he found that Huang Chu and Eliza are two completely different sleeping positions.

What is it like for his wife to sleep, Ye Qiu himself knows very well, even when Huang Chu is sleeping, she maintains that very ladylike image, either on her back, or on her left and right, when she is at home on weekdays, she will sleep with Ye Qiu's hand, but basically just hugging.

But this Eliza was very messy, and directly lay on Ye Qiu's legs, with her head buried between his legs, and then her two arms hugged his legs, pressing like this, and the posture was as ambiguous as it was, and as embarrassing as it was embarrassing.

From this point, Ye Qiu could also imagine how drunk they were last night.

Ye Qiu was naughty, and he almost picked up his mobile phone to take a selfie, and filmed this scene, laughing and laughing at this sexy girl, but after the end, he still gave up this seductive idea, because after all, he was a married man, and no matter how foolish he was on weekdays, he couldn't go too far.

Thinking of this, Ye Qiu shook his head vigorously, thinking in his heart, if anyone marries this girl in the future, it is estimated that it will be enough to choke, and she will be pressed every night, it will be purgatory on earth, a nightmare, an absolute nightmare

Finally pulled out his feet, it was inevitable that there would be some sensitive friction and touch in the process, and Ye Qiu would inevitably have some reactions, but he kept reciting Amitabha Buddha a hundred times, and finally let his heart stop like water.

After getting out of bed, Ye Qiu reported Eliza, who slept without the image of a lady, to the bed, pulled over the quilt covering Huang Chu's body, and gave her half of it, seeing that her long hair covered her face, and helped her tidy up her hair by the way, she was relieved and ran to take a shower and change clothes.

When they came out again, the two female lazy insects were still asleep in bed, Ye Qiu looked at the time, it was almost noon, so he went out to get something lighter, let them eat when they got up, and then return to London together in the afternoon.

When he turned back again, he had just opened the door when he heard a woman talking from there.

"Oops, it's over, I wasn't dressed so neatly last night, it looks like someone took it off and put it back on, won't it?"

Ye Qiu was really a little crying and laughing when he walked in, and shouted loudly: "Don't worry, absolutely not, even if I get drunk to death, I will never be interested in a woman as unique as you." ”

"Cut, I'm afraid you'll mistake me for Achu," a woman's voice was on the bed.

"Then you don't have to worry about it, I can still distinguish between fat and lean meat" After speaking, Ye Qiu himself couldn't help laughing.

"You, don't talk nonsense" Huang Chu also pushed Eliza coquettishly, she didn't expect that the whispers of the two best friends were heard by the guy who came back suddenly, and her mind was full of shame, and she blamed Eliza, who was arrogant on weekdays, dared to say anything, dared to ask anything

"But Ye Qiu, you too, let Eliza a little, why do you fight with her every time? If Eliza and I hadn't helped you back last night, you'd have slept outside."

"That's it, I didn't even say Xie Luxie, and I dared to talk back" Eliza has Huang Chu's confidence, but she is not afraid.

"I also let you sleep in the bed, I don't know who Lu Dao was last night, he actually kicked me out of bed, I will strangle it, it was my bed, it caused me to sleep on the floor one night, and now I am still uncomfortable" Ye Qiu told a white lie.

When the two girls heard this, they immediately giggled vigorously, but they didn't suspect that Ye Qiu was lying about his own troubles, and someone was very self-aware, obviously knowing that he was very messy when he was sleeping, maybe he really kicked him to the ground.

"Come on, I specially asked the hotel to make a light porridge to taste." Ye Qiu gently lifted the embarrassment of sleeping together.

Chelsea arrived at Heathrow around 3pm and the Chelsea staff who stayed in London had already prepared a double-decker open-top bus to bring the team's league trophy to the top of the open-top bus, which was displayed to all the Blues fans.

Not only the two trophies, but also the entire open-top bus was covered with blue stickers celebrating the team's league and Champions League victories and doubles, and thousands of fans were greeted at Heathrow Airport to welcome the team's return with honor.

This is the first time in the history of London that a team has won the Champions League, so today, not only Chelsea fans are happy for the team's victory, but all the fans in the whole of London are almost all proud of Chelsea's achievements, even if everyone is a mortal enemy on weekdays, but today, they are all fans of the city.

Early this morning, almost all the front pages of London's major newsstands, the Mirror, the Guardian, The Times, the Daily Mail, the Daily Telegraph, and The Sun, were headlined with the news of Chelsea's Champions League triumph, and surprisingly, all the newspapers in the newsstand sold surprisingly well, all of them were sold out, and not even a single copy was left.

It must have made the well-prepared newsstand owners half overjoyed, so as the bus passed by, the newsstands and some shops along the way could be seen covered with Chelsea flags or slogans celebrating Chelsea's victory.

On the way back from Heathrow to Stamford Bridge, fans took up the entire avenue and it was packed.

The police in London were prepared for this situation, so they arranged for sufficient police to come to the scene early to maintain order, and kept calming and sorting out the fans to prevent chaos.

On the team's bus, captain Terry took the lead in singing the team's team anthem [huur], which was immediately responded by the fans, and more and more fans began to sing the team song in unison, and finally everyone in the whole street sang in unison.

Then vice-captain Frank Lampard took the microphone and he chose another song [IubIau], which is a Chelsea fan song, with a very light tempo and perfect for the chorus, and all the fans are familiar with it, and it is very pleasant to sing to.

Abramovich was standing in the middle of the fans on the roof of the bus for this game, and he has always wanted to be part of the team, the fans, the environment, and he wants everyone to understand what he is doing for this team, even if it's just money.

But when he heard this song "Forever Blue in My Heart", the first lyrics made his face unspeakably ugly, so that the interaction he originally wanted to have with the players and fans was completely crushed in his stomach.

"Money has the supreme right to speak, but it can't have life, it can't dance your life, when you're with me, I'd rather choose to follow this eternal blue"

From Frank Lampard singing first, to the fans singing this song over and over again, and letting him listen to the harsh lyrics over and over again, it was as if to remind him that he should not want to be part of this group of people and their hearts and minds in this life, because all he has for these players, for these fans and even for this team, is just money.

Roman Abramovich stood gloomily among the players, all the players' minds were celebrating, in the fans, in the trophies, in the competition for the microphone, no one paid attention to the owner of the team, and the fans did not notice him.

Frank Lampard hadn't had enough of the microphone but was immediately snatched up by Ronaldinho, and when the crazy guy grabbed the microphone, he let out a shrill scream, revealing his teeth.

'Thank you to all the Chelsea fans, we had a fantastic season, I think we are the best and best club in the world, we have the best fans, we have the best manager in the world, guys, let's give our hottest enthusiasm to our heads'

There was a burst of screams at the scene, but Ye Qiu was not actually on the bus, because after returning to London, he and Peter Kenyon took another car directly back to Stamford Bridge.

"It's not on the bus," Drogba grabbed Ronaldinho's microphone casually, "but we can ⊥ him hear us screaming, come on, guys, unleash your enthusiasm," he said, pretending to be in a concert.

That gesture made everyone around him laugh, but as soon as Drogba closed his eyes, before he could enjoy enough, the microphone was snatched away.

It was Ribery who grabbed Drogba's microphone, but the kid had just learned to roar in the duck's voice, and the microphone was taken away again, and then the microphone kept rotating back and forth between his teammates, and finally fell into the hands of Cannavaro.

The identity of the captain of the Italian national team is there, and he doesn't play with his teammates much on weekdays, which is quite majestic, so no one dares to grab the microphone in his hand, and they are staring at Drogba, who accidentally stuffed the microphone into Cannavaro's hand, but this guy is complaining that his teammates always grab his microphone, and he didn't mean to.

'It was a historic day for us, it was the first Champions League title in London and the first Champions League of my career, so we all waited a long time for this and we got what we wanted.

"Thank you, thank you to all your teammates, thank you to the Chelsea fans, I love you" Unexpectedly, even Cannavaro, who has never spoken much, showed his love in public to the microphone, and his teammates were dumbfounded one by one.

"What's wrong? Come and grab it," Cannavaro shouted, handed out the microphone and smiled at his stunned teammates.

For a while, the players who reacted suddenly rushed over one by one to grab it, and a group of people made a fuss directly on the open-top bus.

The fans under the bus slowly followed the bus, looking at the players on the bus, they also followed the coaxing, not to mention how good the mood was, and even some fans who were too excited jumped directly into the police car and almost went to the police station without being arrested.

The procession of tens of thousands of people marched from Heathrow Airport to Stamford Bridge and from Stamford Bridge along the same route as Chelsea had previously won the Premier League, with more and more fans joining them along the way, and eventually turning into a citywide revelry

While the team was marching, Ye Qiu was sitting in the CPO office at Stamford Bridge, facing Peter Kenyon.

Tomorrow after the disbandment of the team, he will also go on vacation, but there are some things he wants to settle before the holiday, such as contract extensions, preparations for the new season and transfers.

Many people say that Chelsea's squad is huge this season, and Ye Qiu does not deny this, but it is not completely without room for addition, for example, the back line needs suitable additions.

Gallas once mentioned to Ye Qiu that his favorite is the middle, although he can play right and left, he still wants to play in the middle, and Chelsea now only have 7 defenders in the team, frankly, it is indeed a little less, and Robert Hutter is still a young player, repeatedly making mistakes, and may not be reliable at critical moments.

Chelsea's excellent form this season has also had a lot to do with the lack of injuries, with Cannavaro and John Terry having had fewer injuries and Frank Lampard having not missed a full season, which is quite lucky.

Of course, the injury in Ye Qiu's definition is the kind of injury that causes the game to be absent, if it is a small illness and pain in the player's body, then almost every player has it, because no professional player has no injury on his body, and a scramble and collision in the game will lead to injury, but it will not affect the difference in the game.

Ye Qiu wants to bring in a defender, Sun Jihai is on the right side, he thinks it is best to bring in a left side, especially one with better defense, so that he can complement Evra, while Gallas can concentrate on playing the middle and compete with Cannavaro and Terry, which can ensure the team's competitiveness in multi-line competition.

There is no need for reinforcements in the midfield, Michael Essien's loan expired, and his performance in Ligue 1 was also excellent, Ye Qiu decided to recall him to the team and let him compete with Davies, Makelele and others in the team.

Fabregas has matured a lot after a year of training, he can play Lampard's position, he can also play Deco's position, he is a versatile player, and Ye Qiu has also decided to readjust the team's tactics in the new season, and he wants to return to the two-sided striker tactics

It's not that the 43L set of tactics is not good, but because the side attack of this set of tactics is still not enough, several 00 games this season, basically fell on the side, after all, no matter how good McCone and Evra are, no matter how strong the offensive ability is, there is no way to ensure that they maintain a good state in every game.

And once there is a problem with the 43L tactics at the fullback, the side attack will be greatly reduced, this kind of tactics that rely too much on the players' play is indeed not what Ye Qiu likes, he prefers that kind of team type, that is, no matter who is replaced, the team can still run freely

There is no need to worry about the front line, Drogba is a strong center forward, Van Persie and Gudjohnsen have different characteristics, whether they are playing substitutes or rotations, the effect is very good, and Van Persie's effect on the right side is also ideal, and even Ye Qiu is thinking that if it were not for Ribery's speed advantage, he would let Van Persie play right winger.

Joe Cole, Messi, Ribery, Ye Qiu's requirements for the introduction of frontcourt offense are not high, and it is not bad to introduce a substitute to strengthen the team's bench thickness while maintaining the stability of the lineup.

"The owner wants to bring in an influential player." Peter Kenyon spoke out about Abramovich after Ye Qiu said what he thought, and he is talking about the star, not the superstar.

"You know, Michael Essien was ordered last year, even if you bring in another defender, the strength of the team has grown, but there will be many people behind the boss criticism, after all, he promised before, the team will continue to maintain a big investment, the fans will have opinions"

After Ye Qiu heard this, he shrugged his shoulders and shook his head: "But, Peter, you have also seen that there are no vacancies in my lineup."

After a season of running-in and adjustment, Chelsea's midfield can be said to be the largest, which is also very consistent with Ye Qiu's tactical concept of winning in the midfield, and the backfield and forward line are relatively weak, but only relatively.

Frankly speaking, in terms of fame, Chelsea's Drogba, Van Persie and Gudjohnsen are indeed the worst among the top teams in the Premier League, but in Ye Qiu's view, this set of strikers is better than practicality, especially Drogba and Gudjohnsen, who are both practical.

If you bring in an influential star at this time, should you use it? No, the outside world is not satisfied, the boss is not satisfied, the whole world is not satisfied, it is available, it will destroy the integrity of the team, for Ye Qiu, this is definitely a nightmare.

"Oh my God" Peter Kenyon slapped his forehead hard, "Ye Qiu, I usually think you are very smart, but how come you are stupid in this matter?" ”

Ye Qiu smiled, "Let's hear it." ”

"Who told you to bring in influential superstars? Can't you bring in an influential, current player who fits your needs right now and can ⊥ you to bench as a substitute? ”

"Is there such a person?" Ye Qiu was really skeptical.

Peter Kenyon nodded and said with a smile: "Perhaps, if you invite me to a meal, I will tell you who this person is." ”

"Deal" Ye Qiu agreed without hesitation.

Peter Kenyon also said the name of the player, not to mention it, after hearing it, Ye Qiu still felt quite reliable, but in this way, it would be difficult to promote Ribery to the main team.

"A star who is not a star, just him" After thinking seriously for a while, Ye Qiu made a decision on the spot.