Chapter 460: My Dad Will Beat You to Death
After all, this is the Final Four of California high schools, and every player in the competition wants to make it to the finals, and it turns out that Michael and Snell have ruined their dreams in theory, so it is certainly not so easy to get both sides to forgive each other.
Michael listened to Chamberlain, and he took the initiative to extend his hand to Snell. The latter had previously been criticized by his teammates, and he was considered to be the source of the trouble, although this was also the case, but he wanted to carry the pot, so he sat in the corner with his head covered by a towel.
Seeing Michael's outstretched hand, Snell sneered and didn't want to accept it, but all his teammates and head coach were staring at him, so he reluctantly stretched out his hand to shake Michael's hand and muttered: "Let's compete again next year, and next time we have to restrain our temper." ”
Michael was disgusted too, if it weren't for Chamberlain, he wouldn't have come here to shake hands, but to beat Snell.
If it weren't for the bastard's elbow swinging in front of him, how could he have retaliated with a little gesture? If he hadn't insulted Chamberlain, how could Michael have made up his mind to let him see blood?
Chamberlain came up to match the two, he played a round and smiled: "Okay, okay, this matter is over, boys, we have an old saying in China, if you don't play, you don't know each other, basketball is a man's sport, how can there be no friction?" You're friends now, but I want you to remember it later,"
He looked at the crowd around him, put away his smile and said seriously: "Fights are inevitable on the court, but fights are never part of basketball, Michael Jordan never shakes his fists at his opponents, but he is still the god on the court." ”
The teenagers nodded, Chamberlain high-fived everyone, looked into their eyes and said: "I admit, I didn't do well at this point in the past, I set a bad example for you, from now on I will control my temper, I will give you a good start, here, I promise you that I will not fight on the court again, no matter how the opponent trash or make small gestures to me!" ”
Hearing Chamberlain's assurance, the teenagers were a little proud, and it was clear that the NBA's No. 1 center valued them and even assured them about it.
Michael asked unwillingly: "Z, don't you fight back on the court at any time?" ”
Chamberlain looked at him and said, "Unless your teammates suffer an injustice that is unbearable for you, at least in the NBA, I will never fight again." ”
Yes, he wants to set a good example for his fans, today's events have reminded him that he can no longer act recklessly, and a large part of the reason why Michael dared to wave his elbow to make Snell bloody under the gaze of more than a thousand fans is that he is usually affected by his style of play.
Chamberlain felt that he might have misunderstood that being tough does not necessarily mean that he likes to fight.
As the fans ran out and the players began to leave the stadium, Chamberlain was invited by the teenagers to take autographed photos with them one by one, trying to fade the shadow of today's brawl in their minds, and also to negotiate with the reporters who were present to be merciful and try not to overdo it.
At the end of the day, Chamberlain took the teenagers from St. Lawrence High School on the bus back, and they were still playing away today, otherwise the players from Martin Luther King Jr. would not have dared to rush all on the field.
Seeing that Michael was still sad, Chamberlain gave him a punch and said with a smile: "Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, be happy, bring your grandparents to my house tomorrow night, we will spend Christmas Eve together, and there will be a game on Christmas the day after tomorrow, and you will watch the ball with Shirley and Doll." ”
Of course, it's good to be able to go to the NBA live, especially the Christmas game, Michael's spirits are finally a little more uplifted, he agreed with a smile, and then asked suspiciously: "Is the doll's gunshot wound healed?" It's fucking frustrating, I was in the arena at the time, I didn't know there was such a thing, if I was there, I would have blown that harbion's bastard head! ”
The teenagers in the car despised him together, and even Bruce shouted, "Cut, you bastard can only talk cannons!" ”
Michael rushed up to fight with Bruce, the bus returned to its usual lively atmosphere, Chamberlain smiled and watched the teenager frolicking, and after a while turned his head to look out the window, and at some point there was snow outside. Christmas is approaching, Christmas trees are erected in front of the shops on both sides of the street, and beautiful Christmas gifts are hung on the branches, and the festive atmosphere is very strong.
On Christmas Eve, I finally got a chance to rest, but Chamberlain was still very busy, and the students' games were held in the morning, because everyone had to go home for the holidays on Christmas Eve in the evening, and it was less than noon when I returned to San Francisco, Chamberlain just wanted to rest, Shirley ran out and said happily: "Hey, Z, you came back just in time, we are going to deliver food to people on the street, I thought you wouldn't be able to come back, so you can go together." ”
Chamberlain also likes to do charity, but he doesn't want to be so busy, but seeing Shirley's elated appearance, he is embarrassed to refuse, he can't let the girl down, right? It's Christmas Eve.
So he tried to find a reason to find a way, and when he saw the doll lying on the sofa in the hall and bored tuning the TV station, he asked Shirley, "Are you all going?" Are the dolls going too? He knew that it was impossible for the doll to go, because the gunshot wound on the latter's buttocks had not yet recovered.
Sure enough, Shirley sighed softly and said pitifully: "The doll doesn't go, only me and Sister Li Qun go." ”
"Then I'll stay and take care of the doll, right?" Chamberlain smiled, "Someone has to take care of her, doesn't it?" ”
Shirley nodded in disappointment, and said listlessly, "Okay, that's all there is to it." ”
Chamberlain's eyes rolled, and he called the Li brothers and said to Shirley, "But you can ask Michael and Bruce to accompany you." ”
Shirley pursed her lips and said, "What can the two of them do?" These pizzas and pies were all made by me and Sister Li Qun, and we have been preparing the ingredients since yesterday, but we can't destroy them in the hands of those two bastards. ”
Chamberlain shrugged his shoulders and smiled, "The two of them can go and help you carry the pizza, anyway, you can let the two of them do any hard work." ”
Hearing this, Shirley also smiled.
Shirley is very keen on charity, which may be the reason why she has experienced too much suffering before, but now that she has the conditions, she works hard to help those who can help. Especially the charity she did before Christmas last year, Shirley tasted the sweetness, and since then it has been out of control.
Contacting the Li brothers, Shirley and Li Qun happily left the villa, Chamberlain stretched his waist and lay on the sofa, and began to plan how to fight tomorrow's Christmas game, their opponent was the Lakers, and the Warriors lost to them in the opening game.
Chamberlain was distracted by tactics, and after a while he came back to his senses, and found that the doll on the other side of the sofa was writhing like a little worm with rolling flesh, and she had a bitter little face, and her body kept writhing, looking very uncomfortable.
Notice that Chamberlain is looking at herself, and the doll hurriedly quiets down, staring at the TV with a blank face, regardless of whether she is turning on a local adult pay channel in San Francisco.
Chamberlain snatched the remote control and hurriedly changed the channel, with a circle of sweat on his head, he scared the doll and said: "In the future, you and Shirley are not allowed to open the channel above 50, do you know the way?" If I find out you're open, I'll be punished! ”
The doll pursed her lips, and when Chamberlain was thinking about something, she began to twist her body again, and her delicate facial features were wrinkled together, obviously she was very uncomfortable.
Chamberlain looked at her again, and the doll immediately stopped again.
Seeing this, Chamberlain was depressed, what is this little girl? But then it dawned on him and asked, "Do you want to go to the bathroom?" Do you have to be helped? ”
The doll glanced at him, as if he was looking at an idiot, and Chamberlain was a little annoyed, and said, "What's the matter, what do you mean?" ”
The doll snorted and responded, "I can walk myself!" ”
She began to twist again, and this time she had an anxious expression on her face, and Chamberlain looked at her, she at first pretended not to pay attention to his gaze, and then hesitated for a moment and asked, "Z, where is Shirley?" ”
Chamberlain pointed in the direction of the city and snorted, "Do good deeds." ”
"When will I be back?" The doll continued to ask, Chamberlain was a little surprised, the doll must be in an emergency, and it is rare for this girl to be able to say two sentences in a row.
"Probably until the evening." Chamberlain thought for a moment and said, looking at the snow outside, he added, "If it's snowing heavily, it might be a little earlier, uh, four o'clock in the afternoon?" ”
Hearing this, the doll had an anxious expression on her face that could not be concealed, and Chamberlain asked again: "What's wrong with you, tell me if you are uncomfortable, and I will help you solve it." ”
The doll snorted and writhed there without speaking, but the more uncomfortable she became, and she was about to cry when she looked like that.
Chamberlain was anxious, and he asked, "What the hell is wrong with you?" Damn, do you have a monthly holiday? It's the big aunt...... Shit, what are you looking at me with? ”
The doll looked at Chamberlain directly, didn't say anything, and continued to twist her body.
Chamberlain grinned, he went up and grabbed the doll, and yelled, "Say, what's wrong with you?" Not to mention letting yourself suffer sins and die painfully. ”
Looking at Chamberlain's fierce eyes, the doll hesitated for a moment before whispering, "My wound needs to be dressed." ”
Hearing this, Chamberlain laughed angrily, he thought it was such an unspeakable thing, and even thought that the doll came and the aunt didn't know how to change the sanitary napkin, it turned out that it was just a wound dressing. Although the doll hurt her buttocks, Chamberlain knew that her wounds were biased towards her legs, far from her private parts, and he treated the doll as a daughter or sister, so he didn't have any crooked thoughts at all.
Chamberlain touched the doll's head, and the latter struggled to break free, and he asked, "Where did the medicine go?" I'll give you the medicine. ”
The doll shook her head firmly and refused: "No, there is a difference between men and women!" ”
Chamberlain nodded and said, "Yes, there is a difference between men and women, but I am a man, and you are just a child, so the difference between men and women does not apply to us." ”
He knew that it was impossible to discuss this kind of thing with the doll, so he called Shirley directly, asked where the ointment was stored, and sat down next to the doll to change the dressing. The doll was in a hurry, like a little mouse, shrunk up and wanted to run, but Chamberlain pressed it down and shouted: "Be honest, otherwise it will be uncomfortable for you to die, and your ass will rot for you!" ”
The doll shouted, "I won't show you my rotten ass!" ”
Chamberlain was so angry that he shouted: "Whoever wants to see it, I'm smearing you with medicine!" ”
The doll struggled and couldn't move, she said angrily: "For your good, let my father know that if you touch my ass, he will break your head!" ”
Chamberlain laughed and said, "It's still going to scare people, huh?" So where is your dad? In Iraq or in China......"
He stopped talking about it halfway through, and the doll never mentioned her father, and Chamberlain feared that her father had died, and that such a statement would irritate her.
As a result, the doll responded: "He's in Afghanistan, it's coming!" But she didn't struggle: her ass was really itchy, and it would kill her when the ointment failed, and she wanted to change it herself, but it was Shirley who helped her change the ointment before, and she didn't know how to use this ointment.
Chamberlain was relieved to see that her mood had not changed, and the doll stopped writhing, so he laughed: "Then let your father break my head." ”
While Chamberlain was joking, a 2,000-ton freighter was slowly approaching on a dilapidated wharf outside Melbourne, Florida in the south, and officials from the Border Supervision Administration were routinely preparing to board the ship for inspection.
Sneaking! The prosecutors hurriedly called the coast guard, and after a while, several speedboats roared and sped up.