“…… Yesterday afternoon at 2 p.m. East Coast time, the Border Inspection Authority spotted a group of stowaways from the Middle East on a cargo ship carrying garbage, named "The Great Lincoln", which was docked at Pier 2 Sadra in Melbourne, Florida. After a search by the Border Supervision Administration and the Coast Guard, a total of 60 smugglers were found on the freighter, which have been handed over to the Illegal Immigration Administration, and in addition, the freighter originally had 24 crew members, including captains and sailors, of which 6 were seriously injured and unconscious, and the reason is unknown. This is the San Francisco Newscast, so listen to the next newsletter......"

On the wall-mounted TV in the Warriors' locker room, a brown-haired woman dressed intellectually is smiling and announcing the news, and Chamberlain is leaning on the closet and watching boredly.

Because of topographical and historical reasons, San Francisco has always been an important place for people from all over the world to smuggle by sea, according to non-authoritative statistics, there are now at least tens of thousands of smugglers in San Francisco, the city brings together the largest number of Chinese, Asian and African Americans in the United States, Chamberlain's restaurant used to receive smugglers - the food in his family's unlicensed black restaurant is good and cheap, and has always been the first choice of stowaways.

Looking at the news, Jackson yawned, and he muttered impatiently: "It's really boring, what are these **** TV stations paying attention to these things?" Isn't it time to enter yet? Fuck, I can't wait to teach those bitches in Los Angeles a lesson. ”

Barnes glanced at him and said with a wicked smile: "For you, all news is **** news, isn't it that the TV station has a program dedicated to reporting on nightclubs and strip bars all over the United States to make you happy?" ”

In response to Barnes's ridicule of Jackson as a compliment, he said proudly: "Of course, for a macho man like me, what good thing is there besides a woman?" Seriously, if any TV station is willing to do a show like this, or a pimping program, I am willing to give him sponsorship money, is there the same as me? ”

In response, he was greeted by a middle finger, and Moreau wanted to raise his hand, but when he saw that everyone was raising his middle finger, he could only put away the other fingers of his raised right hand, leaving only the middle finger, so that his middle finger appeared extraordinarily high.

Seeing this scene, Jackson was angry, he pointed at Moreau and shouted angrily: "Hey, rookie, has your conscience been eaten by dogs?" I took you to fuck Queen Mary last night, and today you're going to tear down my stage? ”

Billups coaxed, "him, Boss Jack, this rookie!" ”

"Wait, last night?" Curry's eyes widened as he looked at Jackson and Morrow, and he exclaimed, "Last night was Christmas Eve, and you guys went to a strip bar?" ”

Morrow smiled awkwardly and smacked his lips and said, "Christmas Eve at the strip bar is really lively, Boss Jack has received a lot of blessings from women, he is amazing, this is his home field, he is there to sway freely and confidently, all in all, he is the star of the night club." ”

Jackson snorted, "Of course, I'm the night emperor of all of San Francisco!" For the sake of your boy's good face, I won't bother with you today. ”

Iverson and West booed together, and Evans said disdainfully, "You're the Emperor of the Night?" It's really funny, you're a night security guard, it's almost the same, and people like me are the emperor of the night game. Look, look at my figure, how strong! Women like me, I'm the heartthrob of San Francisco nightclubs, I'm a friend of San Francisco girls......"

"Fuck you, you're pretty much the same as fucking friends of middle-aged and older women in San Francisco." Jackson grabbed his shoes and threw them over, shouting, "From now on, my nickname will be the Night Emperor, who dares to question my promise not to kill him!" ”

Evans picked up the shoe and threw it back, only to get Jackson dodge the shoe and hit him on the head, who was furious and immediately opened the cabinet and took out his championship boots, yelling, "I'm going to kill you!" ”

Hill smiled as he watched the group play together, and he enjoyed the atmosphere of the Warriors' locker room, where they were laughing and laughing together, which made people feel very comfortable.

Old Nelson rushed in, saw a group of people fighting together, and roared, "Damn, what are you doing?" Is this a WWE or UFC cage fight? Fuck, Aaron, I said you, why are you pulling Delonti's pants? Chauncey, come on, you're a fucking stadium commander, where are your fingers poking? Shit, I can't believe what's going to happen if you're in possession of the ball, the ball is going to be a damn stinky ball! ”

After yelling, old Nelson himself laughed, and he said, "Okay, okay, stop frolicking, play for me!" For the sake of honor, for the sake of triumph, take out the damn LA bitch! ”

"For honor, for triumph!"

The Warriors players rushed onto the court in a murderous manner, and Kobe, who had already entered and was warming up, turned his head to look at these people, he threw the ball and walked over, smiled at Chamberlain and said, "Merry Christmas, man, are you ready for my big feet?" I'm going to kick your ass tonight. ”

"Merry Christmas, my ass is hard." Chamberlain gave him a hug, tonight is Christmas, and although the Christmas war is important, there is no need to make a life and death battle.

Chamberlain's reaction made Kobe a little confused, and he said, "What did you say? Merry Christmas? No, no, Z, that's not your style. Hah, something must have gone wrong. Kobe Bryant looked at Chamberlain incredulously, "You should say, KB, watch your chest, today I'm going to smash him instead of what's Merry Christmas!" ”

Chamberlain shrugged, he spread his hands and said, "That's the way it is, KB, people change, I'm not so aggressive anymore, if you believe it." The usual malicious smile appeared on his face, and Bryant breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, pointed at him and said, "This is you." ”

After yesterday morning's group beating by middle school students, Chamberlain understood that he had to learn to control his temper, don't wave his elbow and hit people at every turn, that's not a tough guy on the court, Nelson Sr. was right just now, this is the NBA, not the UFC or WWE.

He wants to rely on hard power to destroy his opponent and create brilliance, rather than waiting until many years later, when future generations evaluate him, saying that he is a person with dirty means or a violent criminal.

He wants to win, but he doesn't want to do anything to win.

The opposite Lakers didn't think so, Bynum racked his brains to figure out how to beat Chamberlain and make a splash in this Christmas game, because his beloved goddess Rihanna was sitting on the side of the court to support him.

For a big man like the Lakers, the Christmas game has almost become a regular season, and they have to participate in it every year anyway. But the media doesn't take that approach to the Christmas game, which means a lot to Americans, and a good result on this day is often seen as a good omen, and the players who perform well in the Christmas game will receive more attention than usual.

Bynum wants to be the darling of the spotlight, although it is in Los Angeles, but the team has Kobe, so there is almost nothing to do with Bynum on the shining side of the game, poor Bynum has come back this season, and he has not been on the headlines once, the Lakers' headlines are either Kobe Bryant, or Gasol, the second leader, and even sometimes Odom will make headlines, but there is no such thing as his Bynum.

So, Bynum set his sights on today's game.

Every Christmas, the NBA schedules only a few heavyweight games, and these games are known as Christmas Battles. Since the 40s of the last century, the NBA has had a tradition of launching heavyweight games on Christmas Eve, which was quite ahead of its time at the time, and after the popularity of television broadcasts, watching the NBA live on Christmas Eve became a tradition for American fans.

Everyone wants to spend Christmas, and players are no exception, so in the past, the NBA had a maximum of three games on this day, with six teams participating. But Stern has gone crazy this year, with a total of five games scheduled: Paul leads the Hornets to play the Magic, the Spurs and Suns meet again, and the Celtics and Cavaliers stage a summit showdown for Eastern NO. 1 position, in addition to the Mavericks, an old powerhouse, has to fight against the Trailblazers, a youth army.

However, the most high-profile game is the game between the Lakers and the Warriors.

The Lakers have Kobe Bryant, the most popular player on the active roster, and the Warriors have Chamberlain, who is the second most popular; In the Western Conference finals last season, the Warriors, who had been soaring all the way, fell into the hands of the Lakers, and in the home opener of this season, they were killed by the Lakers again, so revenge became the theme song of this game; In addition, the Lakers and Warriors are in California, and this California derby is an extra eye-catcher.

So, even though the game was not held in Los Angeles but in San Francisco, it still attracted the attention of the most fans, with many Hollywood stars coming to San Francisco from Los Angeles, most of whom supported the Lakers and some supported the Warriors, such as Jessica Alba.

Chamberlain and Bryant punched goodbye, and then he heard someone call him, and when he looked at Alba, he ran over.

Alba is not well-known in Hollywood, even if she starred in "Fantastic Four", but in most films she is just playing tricks. However, among the many actresses in Hollywood, Alba definitely belongs to the top kind of appearance, according to the survey of "American Census", one of the largest survey websites in the United States, Alba, who has multinational ancestry, is the dream lover of the most men, and the second place is New York sweetheart Scarlett Johansson.

In Chamberlain's view, this is also the case, Alba's delicate facial features are simply impeccable in proportion, and she is an absolute "standard" beauty. Especially at this time, the little nose and delicate demeanor that are upturned for some reason look even more moving.

Chamberlain has never understood why such a beautiful Alba failed to become popular in Hollywood? This question had been bothering him for a long time, so he asked Alba, "Sweetheart, you don't seem to have taken on any plays this year, right?" I really can't understand why you are so beautiful, why haven't you become popular? ”

Alba didn't expect Chamberlain to ask this question, but apparently she had thought about it, so she quickly replied: "One, my acting skills are average, so those veteran directors are reluctant to use me; Second, those cutting-edge directors who are willing to use me, one by one, are boars in heat, and let me spend the night at their house before inviting me to film, fuck, those disgusting pigs, I'd rather go to the gym to play dumbbells than go to their movies to film. ”

The entertainment industry is shady, Chamberlain sighed: "Your circle is really messy." ”

Alba glanced at him amorously, then pulled him and said, "Don't worry about this, all you have to do today is clean up the Lakers, do you see that girl?" Yes, Rihanna, that's that bitch! Zhilu Dao, did she say anything to me when we met just now? I don't want to repeat the specifics, but all in all, if you can't take out those bastards on the other side, I'm going to have a bad Christmas. ”

Chamberlain nodded, and suddenly asked, "Rihanna and Bynum have an ambiguous relationship, right?" ”

"That bitch has an ambiguous relationship with all the strong men...... By the way, you have to be careful, be careful that she hooks up with you. Alba warned.

Chamberlain didn't care, and said proudly: "If she wants to hook up with me, then let her come, you think I'll be afraid of her"

Alba shook his head firmly and said, "No, I'm your fan, and if you want to hook up, you have to let me come first!" ”

Chamberlain didn't catch his breath, almost choked, Alba Jiao laughed, she blinked her big shining eyes, and the corners of her mouth hooked and laughed softly: "Help me breathe tonight, I won't let you help in vain, there will be a reward." ”

Chamberlain couldn't bear it, he retreated in embarrassment, and sneered: "Sweetheart, this is not good, you have children, I don't want to destroy your family." ”

Alba clenched his little fist and gave him a moment, and said angrily: "Don't think about it, do you think that the reward is nothing other than ****?" ”

Billups waved at Chamberlain and yelled, "Don't pick up girls, Z, hurry up and die for me, get ready to play!" ”