Chapter 2 Under Normalcy

Purple's words brought me back to my senses from the endless philosophical reflections of metaphysics just now. Listening to the faint sound of drums from the depths of the bamboo forest, the laughter and shouts of girls. At this time, I had a dreamlike feeling again.

“…… I, who am I? ”

So I couldn't help but ask such a stupid question.

"You're Wright. Baldwin, is my love. ”

Purple smiled and answered me without hesitation. At the same time, he reached out and stroked my face with a delicate palm with a white lace-trimmed glove. Holding my jaw, he looked at me as if he were looking at a work of art. Then he laughed and added:

"It's my belongings, too."

Before I could say anything more, Purple had already walked to the front with a smile, and a seductive soft voice drifted in the wind:

"Hurry up, don't keep people waiting too long."

So I had to follow.

Forever Pavilion.

The moon is in the sky.

In the open space of the courtyard, many girls had already drunk too much and were drunk there. The other girls also gathered together in twos and threes, saying what they were interested in.

As always...... Banquet, banquet, banquet...... Almost every day is a banquet. In the year since I came to my senses, it seems like there wasn't a day in Gensokyo's where a party wasn't being held. Sometimes it's in the Red Devil Pavilion, sometimes it's in the Hakurei Shrine, sometimes it's the Eternal Pavilion, the White Jade Tower, or the Lost House......

In short, the girls, the girls I know of who have different personalities, different races, and even some contradictions, are only at this time too good to be like a person. Under the flower trees, in the snow, in the bamboo forest, in the shrine, there are various banquets, and there are feasts as if they were celebrating victory.

Wait, celebrate the victory? What victories to celebrate? Why do I feel this way? Is there something good I don't know about?

I'd love to know. At the same time, I vaguely felt that it was related to my loss of memory.

But once I asked that question, whoever it was, even the stupidest Xiaoice spirit, would just smile at me. Not a word.

Everyone is hiding from me.

These girls, together, have a secret that is being kept from me......

When I think about it, I feel uncomfortable.

But that's it.,People who drink and eat a lot of meat every day won't eat fat.,Sure enough, they're all monsters......

Well, there are some ...... in God's Word Although they are all little fairies who can't write about the mountain spirits and tree monsters.

By then, is it really okay for gods or something to mix with youkai?

In this way, I once again discovered that my values were slightly different from the common sense of Gensokyo.

That is, when I was thinking about things in my heart, a quarrel suddenly came from the side:

"What are you talking about?!"

"What's wrong? Are you annoyed and angry because I said it?! ”

"You...... Do you want to fight?! ”

"Hit it, I'm afraid of you?!"

"That's good! Come on. Fight it out with a barrage battle - it's for Lord Wright! ”

"For the sake of Lord Wright, I won't lose—he just likes me a little more!"

"Lie! Last time, Master Wright told me personally! I'm the 284th person she likes! ”

'You're lying!' Lord Wright's favorite girl's list is clearly unknown to Lord Wright himself! And the list is only in the top 100! ”

"Well, that's a copy, a copy! It's like the Dream of Red Mansions, the twelve golden hairpins, aren't they divided into copies?! It's all the same thing! ”

"Sophistry—enlightenment, ugly girl! Even in a million years, you won't be able to spoil Master Wright! ”

"Humph! Stupidity! My great ambition to overthrow Lord Wright is beyond the comprehension of rats like you! ”

In this way, a fierce battle began, and the two little monsters who looked like a person just now collapsed, and then they floated up unscientifically, and flew into the air as if they had opened the Sky Dance or something. It sent out energy bullets of different colors.

……

I'm right next to you—the "Master Wright" you just talked about, if nothing else, should be me, right? Is it really okay to shout this kind of content so loudly in front of me? Pampering is generally adopted by men and women, right? Has your shame been snatched away by the Tsubashi Tree?

I really want to educate these two little goblins in this way, and raise their moral level. But reason tells me that this is the right thing to do at this time—

I turned my head away and pretended to look at the view. At the same time, whistling, "An American in Paris", smoothly bypassed the war zone where the sky was falling apart, the sand was flying and the sun and the moon were gone.

ｙｅｓ！

Perfect camouflage!

The girls who saw this either thought I was a natural idiot or would think I was a psychopath. You won't see that I'm pretending, hahahahaha......

Gensokyo's way of fighting is not the same as the "normal way" I remember. The reasons and the content are equally bizarre. Sounds inexplicable. Or maybe the girls just want to play, and the mood to play is a little more than winning in many cases.

Of course, a lot of the time the girls bet, well, it's me.

If I'm not mistaken, last night, before I was drunk and unconscious by a guy who looked like Lori, but was actually an alcoholic, I was the original partner of my name, Remilia, and Yakumo Purple Bar, and the bet between the two sides was on my own......

Well, at least I know how I ended up in the Lost House. I can make up a little bit of my memory. This is really gratifying, congratulating—your sister!

What the hell do you mean?! The first thing I saw when I came to my senses was you. I remember you threw yourself into my arms and cried and said, "Great...... That's great......"

I originally thought that looking at our posture, it should be a good match between male and female talents when they grew up as childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts-but you pushed me to Remi, who can see it.................. Lori who can eat it too?! Are you just having fun with me?! Is it just playing?!

And Yonglin, are you sure that the messy medicine you gave me is really for healing?! Why did I find Demerol in the recipe?!

And Reimu, why do you keep looking at my head and smiling maliciously? I'm going to lip-read - what do you say to just beat him up or something, don't think I didn't hear it!

And I just want to go to the Missing Tomb to pick up something! Why hula lala with a large number of people?!

Yayi Yonglin, Yakumo Purple, Hakurei Reimu, Kazami Yuka - dare you have a few more big monster levels to monitor me?!

Oh, sorry Reimu, you're not a youkai - but it seems to be even scarier than a youkai.

And my relationships. Why is it so confusing?! Why shouldn't my wife be Yakumo Murasaki, who looks like a good match for me. It's the eldest lady of the Red Devil Pavilion. Remy, who doesn't look underage?!

Why, when I slept with Remy, Remy's sister, or my sister-in-law, Fran, was involved?

Forget about this, so why is Sakuya Sixteen, who is the head maid, also there? Could it be that my life before my amnesia was so lewd? Is it messy?! Dare not to be lewd again. A little messy?! Me before the amnesia - are you a scum?! You must be scum, right?! Do you dare to be a little more scumbag? Do you dare?! Do you dare!!

Thinking of this, I became anxious again. I remember that half a year ago, I tentatively asked Zi this question:

"I used to ...... What is the relationship with these girls? "Although my wife is supposed to be Remilia. But no matter how you look at this little girl, who is not yet twelve years old, it is very unreliable, although her actual age must be five hundred and six. But emotional intelligence doesn't seem to have increased at all, and asking her this kind of question should be no different from looking for death.

The final answer broke me a bit.

At that time, Purple said this to me in a relaxed and cheerful tone:

"Probably. Well, all kinds of strange girls registered in Gensokyo now, there are probably more than 20 people who have had a 'beep' relationship with you.

There are also quite a few who are about to have a 'beep' relationship with you.

As for wanting to have a 'beep' relationship with you. Looks like it's all.

Especially now that your power has been weakened a lot. The little girls who had no heart before are now starting to move. If you go out alone, you'll probably be dragged into the bushes and pushed down. ”

In fact, not most, but all...... Anytime I leave the safe area, out of the field of view of these big monsters and small monsters that I know well, a wild female monster will jump out and press me down, and then can't wait to open my pants and ride up and shake my waist desperately......