Very strange feeling. It's soft, it's familiar, and it's fragrant. But it's not used to it. And there's a sense of disobedience. It's like a fake, a hypocritical lie. Subconsciously, I said something like this:

"Remy, I've said it many times. Don't do that, it's very itchy. ”

"Really? But I think it's interesting. Also, I'm not that little girl, and I'll be angry if I say something wrong. ”

A girl's voice replied with a smile. And continued to scratch my face with his furry tail.

After hearing her words, I woke up completely. The fox-like god, who was also sleeping, didn't seem to be very happy with his master's pranks. Rolled on the tatami mat, let the tail out of her hand, and went back to sleep.

“…… It's you. I thought I was back at the Red Devils. I was slightly surprised, and smiled apologetically at the girl.

She has blonde hair, and her appearance should be underage, but her temperament is not inferior to that of any noblewoman, so it is difficult to judge her real age, and she doesn't know why she is wearing a nightcap and dress that is inexplicable. If she is a resident of Gensokyo, she will be called by her name as a matter of course. That is, Yakumo Murasaki.

My mind was still in chaos. It seems that there are some very important things that I can't remember. I frowned, looked at Yakumo Murasaki with a smile on her face in front of me and asked:

"What day is today? How long did I sleep? Has it been a long time? ”

"There's no such thing as waking up a hundred years later. It's August 15th. Yakumo ruffled her long blond hair, and then replied, "Eight thirty." The banquet at the Eternal Pavilion is about to begin. That's why I woke you up. ”

"Oh...... Such. I nodded. After that, he left Yakumo's lap and sat up, shaking his still hungover-wrenched, unawake head. A look of confusion was revealed.

"How did you get me here last night? Didn't Remy get angry? ”

"Well, you really care about Remy." Purple felt a little jealous, and then she also stood up, stepped forward and hugged my neck:

"But now it's just the two of us, and you won't forget about that vampire girl a little, a little. Do you want to coax me more? "Completely ignoring the Shikigami who are still sleeping, and the Shikigami of Shikigami are the two Shikami, Zi Widow said to me shamelessly.

"You're really ......" I smiled bitterly, but in the end, the title of unparalleled scum in the world is not a mess, and the next second he immediately entered the play, just like Zi asked to look at her affectionately:

"You're so pretty, Purple. Simply one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Pretty better than Remy, better than Reimu, better than Yuyuko - better than any girl in Gensokyo. I'm almost hooked on you—ah, no, I'm already hooked on you. ”

Hearing me say this, Zi was stunned for a moment, but she didn't expect me to really "coax". Then he beat my chest like a coquette, and said while pounding, "What do you say...... I hate it, you guy can say something nice...... After finishing speaking, he will not admit it, and he will have no conscience......"

"Okay, okay, you guy, don't pretend to be a little girl when you're so old, you can't laugh at you when people see it." I'm a little helpless

"What, how do people pretend to be? The family itself is young and beautiful, a seventeen-year-old beautiful girl. But you're a scumbag, putting a minor (seventeen?) The girl was pushed down, but she was damned. Purple said this playfully, and then pointed her finger at my nose.

"Whatever." I shrugged. After that, he let go of Purple and decided not to continue the discussion on this topic with this female monster of unknown age:

"Didn't you say that there was going to be a banquet in the Eternal Pavilion? Let's hurry up. I don't know what banquet Yonglin has prepared. It can't be rabbit meat, right? ”

"Maybe." Purple opened a gap, the kind that looked very strange and evil, with bows hanging on both sides, but it could be called the most failed work of selling cuteness, and then took out the feather fans that ancient ladies liked to use, and opened it with a bang. After that, he covered his mouth.

In this way, we left our two pets here to look after the house. Couples or couples or little three-two pairs without discipline are moving in the direction of the Eternal Pavilion in this way.

……

At this point, I basically remembered something about myself.

The name is Wright Baldwin. The body is a human being, but because there is a lot of difference, it has lost its human identity. Now it's a monster that lives in Gensokyo.,Monster fighting that has mastered the power of time.。 Interests are women, hobbies are women, and work is women. Of course, it can also be explained that Gensokyo has nothing else to do as a "hobby job" other than women. So I have no choice but to believe me.

Currently relying on Gensokyo's only male (public toilet?) As a door-to-door son-in-law, the dove occupies the magpie's nest and occupies all the properties of the Red Devil Pavilion. is planning a conspiracy to dominate Gensokyo as the male owner of the Red Devil Pavilion.。

-- This is the memory of myself in my mind.

And when I looked at the girl walking beside me, smiling like a flower, cute and charming, delicate and generous, I also had this impression in my mind:

Yakumo Purple, whose body is unknown, is in charge of the so-called spatial gap, which sounds confusing. The relationship with me is a secret lover - although it is a secret, basically the whole Gensokyo is known to everyone. So there is no secrecy to speak of. At present, I am preparing to make (neng four sounds) a conspiracy to kill Leimi, or force me to divorce my wife, and then go to the top to be the main room. One of Gensokyo's shady scenes, a terrible existence that can mercilessly take out a hammer and stun me and drag me into the grass.

These are my memories of Yakumo Murasaki. Strange, very strange, very strange - this strange feeling has haunted me ever since I woke up at the Lost House a year ago. This world, the girls of this world, everything that happens in this world exudes a sense of disobedience everywhere. It left me at a loss, confused and confused. It also makes me want to ......

Trying to get out of here.

"The Eternal Pavilion has arrived."

At this time, beside me, Yakumo Zi suddenly said something like this-