When you save someone's life, what's the first thing you do?

Of course, let's see if it's a man or a woman - that's what Sigma thinks.

Then see if the bleaching is pretty.

The chest is not big.

The year is not young.

Is the figure good.

Give or not give.

Well, that's probably it.

In line with this scumbag idea, Sigma began to look at Mutaro who was accidentally blown out of the mudslide by him, and saw that this humanoid creature had hands and feet, a slender body, and no strange ears or fin-like structures, it seemed that it was not a strange species like the fish-man Naga Sea King, that is to say, this guy was a terrestrial creature that was caught in a flash flood rather than an aquatic creature living in the mud - so Uncle Ben's powerful Makino Meteor Sword Qi was saving people's lives, not a traffic accident or something.

Relieved, relieved.

Let's confirm the gender first - according to common sense, it should be easy for the person who has been rescued from the water to see the gender clearly, because there is a professional term called wet body dew point, after soaking in water, the clothes will stick tightly to the body, and the curves of the body and the characteristics of the gender are perfectly outlined......

――The specific way to distinguish is like this, if you find two beautiful mystery bulges on the chest of the person who fell into the water, then congratulations, you have earned it, this is a girl, if the other party's chest is flat, then don't panic, because life is impermanent, fate is cruel, even if it is a girl, there will be a little regrettable physical defects, flat chest or something, it's really not a big deal, except that the milk child is very troublesome, often will be busty to steal the limelight, can not attract the attention of men, and is not very able to wear low-cut beautiful clothes...... It shouldn't be a big deal. Well.

So the gaze looks down from the other person's chest, and the gaze falls between the legs, and the individual should cover his eyes with both hands. Slowly open a slit, for the sake of your heart strength - if you see a perfectly shaped bud or abalone or petals or something, then congratulations, you have bought a poor breasts girl, which should be a good thing for some men with special hobbies. But...... If you've seen the abominable appearance of an abominable enigmatic bulge rising rapidly under the stimulus of temperature shifts, then congratulations, yoooooooooo. It's a handle - but even if this happens, don't be sad, don't be anxious. Although fate closed a door for you and planted a flagpole and two balls on the door, it left you a back door, so be flexible and take a different path. Lubrication with the help of icy river water. Try something new, buddy.

Well, a student in the corner raised his hand and asked: What if the other party has a pair of enviable majestic peaks on his chest and a flagpole of astonishing size under his crotch?

…… This question is still left to the witty friends to think about for themselves, or go home and ask your parents.

But here comes the problem again.

The bombed-out humanoid creature looked like a mud taro - swept down from above by a torrent of mud and gravel. Even if you haven't been forcefully opened by the mudslide, thank God, you still expect the whole body to be clean enough for people to see if there is a bulge? It's not just the clothes on the body. Even his face was almost covered in mud, and if he didn't look at it and breathe, Sigma would have thought that the other party had suffocated to death - of course, what can't be observed by the naked eye can be measured by hand, but Sigma won't do this, only a 50% chance that you let him touch it himself? What should I do if I touch something strange? It hurts to chop your hands!

Besides, this guy is still a rich man...... If you look closely, the clothes are still the legendary "adventurer" brand, the fabric is comfortable and strong, solidified against water thaumaturgy and earth thaumaturgy - of course, all are rudimentary spells, and they are weakened versions, not even an ice arrow can stop them, in fact, the design concept of this suit is not for combat at all, but for dust, water, and perverts.

It's normal, the Noren continent is so big, there are so many Kaizi, such a large population base, and occasionally a few hypocritical sluts who are not willing to be lonely and want to be lonely and want to be an adventurer's addiction, plus a large wave of adventurers who are going to travel around the continent to fight monsters and upgrade robberies and pretend to be angry, this is a very large high-end market - then the problem is, it's so hard to go out on adventures, who washes the dirty clothes? Who makes up for it? What to do if you're hanging from a strange tentacle plant? What should I do if my beautiful and sexy short skirt is blown up by the wind and is gone?

In view of this market demand, the natives of Noren, who were not stupid at all, immediately joined forces with the alchemists to open up a clothing market specifically for combat professionals and wealthy magnitudes. A water-resistant thaumaturgy costume that won't show up even if it's wet, a dusty thaumaturgy costume that can solve the problem with a little patting, super hateful safety pants, and a damn anti-gravity skirt that is always light but never shows off vital parts......

Facts have proved that this market has been a huge success, not only adventurers like, even the wealthy strata of society are very welcome to this kind of thing, and then something even more infuriating happened, after the Holy See heard about this thing, it actually intervened, this group of damn big bald heads are even more wiped out, the clothes they sell are equipped with a miniature "holy light system", this kind of shit can neither be used to protect the owner nor to heal wounds, the only use is only one, that is, to automatically detect the user's physical state, When the user's clothes are damaged or lifted due to various unexpected factors, such as falls, wind blows, injuries, etc., thus exposing body parts that should not be exposed, the holy light system will automatically emit a dazzling halo to cover the exposed parts, so that you can't see anything clearly......

There is no objection that the behavior of the big bald heads is decisively turning back the wheel of history, ignoring the fundamental interests of the people on the Norren continent, and acting perversely, which has been severely condemned and shamelessly spurned by the great gentlemen. So it's not for nothing that the clergy aren't very popular......

Wearing this anti-human clothing, Sigma couldn't be sure if the other party was male or female. Although it can still be seen that the other party is a little thin or slender, this does not mean anything, and finally the necromancer frowned and took out a handkerchief, and wiped the face of this guy a little......

It looks like a girl.

He judged it this way.

Because blonde hair is smooth, even if it gets wet. There was some mud or something, but the splendor still exuded a strange beauty, and the skin looked fair and smooth. A little touch with his hand, the touch was quite good - Sigma wiped it vigorously on the other person's face, and the anticipation in his heart grew, and he was still wet. While rubbing. While whispering casually: "I heard that summer nights are the most romantic nights of the year, because there will always be some different opportunities, for example, I met you, I think. You're supposed to be a pretty little girl......"

-- Facts have proved that this kind of forbidden sentence cannot be said casually. Because the person who says such things usually encounters a terrible god that makes people sleep.

In the mood of "the next moment is to witness the miracle", just like the lottery, Sigma vigorously lifted the handkerchief in his hand: according to his expectations, after wiping the mud and sand off his face, a simple and beautiful face will appear in front of him, the beautiful little girl has a tender cherry mouth, has long eyelashes, has a smooth face, her face is pale due to the cold water temperature, is so pitiful, so thin and helpless, and next, Something very logical is about to happen - in order to help the drowning little girl, Sigma will gently and considerately and very professionally give the other party artificial respiration, unbutton her clothes, touch her breasts - I mean squeeze the chest to expel choking, tongue kiss - I mean air to help breathing, and then he will put his hand into the girl's neckline, check her temperature, and then suddenly find that the other party's body is unusually cold, in order to send warmth and love to this poor girl, Sigma made a difficult choice, He sacrificed his precious chastity and embraced the trembling girl in his arms with his pure body, which had never been enjoyed before......

However, we all know that dreams are often infinitely far away from reality.

"it."

Sigma said.

Then he threw the handkerchief in his hand far away as if he had been electrocuted, as if it was not mud and sand, but the [beep-] that he had dropped over the mansion not long ago.

The greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

Sigma is so relatable to this sentence now.

Because, the "girl" he expected was actually ......

Be...... It's Ford, ah!

"Cold ...... Calm down, first go find the time machine, no, no, no, it's too late, what should I do now? Let's just throw this humanoid garbage back into the river......"

Aha, ahahaha, I won't be disappointed, didn't I accidentally save an acquaintance? Although this little white face is quite annoying, but it hasn't reached the point where you have to die, human beings, the most important quality is to help each other, you need a reason to kill someone, but you don't need a reason to save a person at all, as for the girl or something...... I won't be disappointed at all! In fact, according to common sense, the possibility of blowing up a cute girl from a flash flood in this kind of ghost weather is almost zero, especially since this mountain is still a hiding place for Ford and his party, and it is hell to meet a cute girl! I've figured out this kind of thing for a long time, and I'm just entertaining myself! That's right! I already knew it was Ford!

Sigma took a few hard breaths, then looked at Ford who fell to the ground, and the tangle in his heart was completely written on his face. Although I tried hard to convince myself in my heart,But the disappointment is not so easy to disappear.,The cute girl in hand flew.,I really want to do something to make up for the loss.,Hey,From this point of view,Ford's skin is very good.,The body is relatively slim...... Wait a minute! What was I thinking! He's a man! It could also be a!

The necromancer shook his head vigorously, slowly stepped forward, and squatted down, which could not be blamed on him, but Ford, who was unguarded, did exude a unique temperament, and that face was no longer a smirk and a deeply hidden pride during the day, but a weak confusion and helplessness. Like a small animal, people can't help but want to protect him.

It's weird, it's weird...... Sigma swallowed slowly. He recalled Kelly's speculation about "Ford is a girl", the necromancer scoffed at this statement before, and the thing of a woman disguised as a man was too much nonsense, and the yellow joke paladin obviously read too many idle books, but now it seems that ...... I don't know if it's because of the loss of my cute girl and a compensatory mentality of "if only Ford were a woman", or the intuition of being a gentleman, in short, Sigma stretched out his hand tremblingly. Leaning into Ford's chest - a little ...... It's okay to probe a little......

"What the hell am I doing!" As he was about to open the door to a new world, the necromancer suddenly woke up, and a carp flipped backwards. He gasped for a few breaths of fright, then began to slap his right hand, "No luck! Neuropathy! Simpleton! It's so self-controlled! Haven't you ever seen big boobs? Go back and find Athena to find out enough! Why do such a risky thing! Luck mentality is unacceptable! What's wrong with Ford even if it's a girl? Do you want me to kneel and lick it? her grandmother's legs, I'm not the kind of stupid fork who can't walk when I see a beautiful woman......"

After braking the car with strong self-control. Sigma looked at Ford. gasped - I almost lost Uncle Ben, you wild man is really a bit of a Taoist, you must be a, relying on your special physique to seduce men everywhere, yes, you are a wild man, but Uncle Ben is a pure straight man, don't eat this set!

Forget it, let's save this guy a little. Can't let him die anyway......

After Sigma calmed down, he began to observe Ford's situation as a professional necromancer. First of all, his stomach is still rumbling, and the effect of the medicine has not passed, which is really pleasing to see, and secondly, looking at his appearance, he must have suddenly drowned when he was weak, plus he suffered a little cold, as I have just said, how to treat the drowning person?

Well, artificial respiration, circulating air, pressing the chest, expelling choking, unbuttoning clothes, making it easier to breathe, and then in order to prevent the other party from getting cold, you need to take off your clothes and hug each other to pass your body temperature honestly, right?

Aha......ha

"Hadougan!" Sigma roared, threw a wave punch, and the right fist containing the curse of chaos hit Ford's lower abdomen, and the digestive organs above the stomach of the little white face were in chaos, and even the lungs were affected, whether it was drinking water into the stomach or choking on the organs, it was forcibly expelled by the body organs stimulated by the chaos curse, and Ford's body bounced up like a carp, spewing out a water arrow from the sky, and then coughed loudly.

Sigma Yun gently withdrew his right hand - the second correction fist in the middle can relieve hangover, and it can also rescue drowning, the effect is good, the effect is fast, you are worth having.

Ford was coughing loudly, spitting out the remaining water, his actions at the moment were completely instinctive, and it wasn't until he vomited for a while that he slowly came to his senses.

After Sigma had just caught Ford, he didn't look for any shelter from the rain, but chose a flat stone, steamed it dry with the magic of fire, and used the holy sword to prop up a rain curtain, and began to administer first aid-so Ford turned his head in a daze, only to see a gorgeous and brilliant saber of light floating out of thin air, emitting a blue and sacred two-color light, and a person not far away, was watching him motionlessly--is this an angel?

Ford's head was still dazed, and he thought wildly, and then, as he saw the angel take a few steps forward, his vague face became clear, and the angel beckoned to him kindly as he showed his true face.

"Hi ......," he said.

Ford, who was greeted by the "angels" in a friendly manner, did not feel at ease.

the groove.

He said in his heart.

This is not an angel......

This is a demon, ahh

I must have had a nightmare - but when Ford saw the evil smile on Sigma's face that made him want to look at it crookedly, fear clenched his heart for a moment, death was not the most terrible ending, why did it fall into the hands of such people? What have I done to deserve this punishment!

Cold and fear coiled in her heart, Ford began to tremble, and was kissed by a wolf in a catastrophe, this terrible encounter had already shattered Ford's Qiē City Mansion and indifference, she could no longer hold back the panic in her heart, and at the same time she held something in her chest, she screamed loudly, very sharp, very female.

Then she rolled her eyes and fainted again.

Sigma blinked, and his heart was also groaned, the movements, expressions, tone and posture of Ford screaming just now are no longer something that can be explained by a sissy, this instinctive general action pattern is completely like the subconscious expression of an ordinary girl when she is frightened, and the only one who can make this kind of perfect feminine subconscious action is ...... Woman.

Moreover, Ford's hand was just clenched in front of his chest, as if he was grasping something, was it...... Necklace?

Transformation props or something...... These thoughts pop into my head.

Do I want to ...... What to do?

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PS: Well, it's still a big chapter of 5,000 words...... (To be continued......)