Chapter 197: Even if you scream and cut your throat, no one will come to save you!

Sigma's elders and division commanders are still quite satisfied with this guy, in various ways.

Because he is both yin and bad, and has no discipline at all, but he can stick to the bottom line, and he has the legendary leadership style, and he has the potential of a superior - although he often uses those bad intrigues and tricks on his own people, but it should be just a childlike ADHD, which can be cured by two more beatings, a little flaw, not harmful, not harmful.

What really worries the brothers of the Washington family and the legends of the Necronomicont Academy is that although this guy can usually maintain the decisiveness to make decisions, he will often be indecisive in some strange places, like now-because he is not sure whether Ford is male or female, so Sigma is actually stunned in the rain.

――Even though the Holy Sword held up the umbrella light curtain, this kind of behavior is still very stupid, I said.

There is a reason for Sigma's entanglement, Ford just stood there motionless, so that the necromancer didn't know what to do, the simplest and most rude way to deal with it was to go upriver in the direction of the torrent, find the mercenary station, casually throw this guy to the ground and turn around and leave - but the problem came again, if the five big and three rough mercenary men suddenly found out that Ouch I wiped the boss is a girl and then started all kinds of popping and popping, then Sigma didn't miss out on a big benefit? Maybe you'll be laughed at by the mercenaries.

That's right, I spit out the good meat in my mouth again, isn't it stupid?

So Sigma's current state can be summed up in five words, slut is hypocrisy.

If it's the other middle two diseases in Washington. As long as you have that idea, you still hesitate, and naturally tear your clothes without saying a word. It doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman, you can do it if you want, anyway, you can only insert one hole at a time, and the waterways and dry roads are almost the same - it's a big deal to go to Lucifer, I'm afraid of a sac, and see you pestle there like a girl, like Grandma Bear.

So. Sigma prides herself on being superior to her relatives in terms of IQ, EQ, discipline, lower limit and shame, but when it comes to unrestrained and heroic eclectic sexual orientation and simple and rough hedonistic attitude. He is really beyond the reach of his peers. In any case, the three views cultivated in his previous life are not something that can be shaken lightly, it is not Sigma's hypocrisy, nor is it that he has a habit of psychological cleanliness. Engage in base or something. It was too heavy for him to accept at all.

That's right, the world is so big, there are all kinds of birds, and maybe there are cute boys who are so beautiful that they ignore the gender factor, and can make men with normal sexual orientation have the terrible idea of "even if it's a boy, as long as it's cute, it's okay, so let's get a shot", but even if there is a boy like that who comes to Sigma. Necromancers are also absolutely uninspired, for the simple reason that they are not moved. As a real busty party, his position is firm and unshakable, and there is only one reason for rejecting cute boys - no breasts, you can talk about eggs, get rough.

And this is precisely the reason for Sigma's entanglement - after the angel fall incident earlier and the lightning split incident not long ago, Sigma is already very confident in his prophecy talent, and whatever he says will happen, it is simply a humanoid law of cause and effect weapon level, he remembers that he used to jokingly call Ford "help her" - the so-called person who helps her is a terrifying species with a big gun like a dragon on the chest and a mountain towering under his crotch - then the problem comes, if Sigma says it again, Ford is really helping her, So how should Sigma, who is a busty party, deal with herself? Ideology will be impacted!

- Okay, the above is pure lip service, and the reason why Sigma shrank his egg is that he doesn't know how he should face Ford after the truth is revealed. This guy's cousin just now has proven one thing, that is, this idiot with a smirk on his face, nostrils to Tian Tianzhen, naïve ambition, great talent, worrying about his luck, and being slapped in the face by Sigma, slapped in the face, slapped in the face, slapped in the face, and flying in the face...... Actually, he's a girl.

Think about it, when I brag to my brothers on the road in the future, I said that I was against a beautiful woman, the other party's country was beautiful and fragrant, charming, and secretly sent autumn waves to me, obviously interesting to me, but my heart is like a rock, very principled, not moved by beauty at all, not the kind of soft egg who can't walk when I see a beautiful woman, not only did I not pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, but I acted decisively, because there are no heroes and beauties on the battlefield, only the cruelty of your life and death, and finally I won the victory as a matter of course, captured the hostile beauty, and then did a cool job- Hearing this, the brothers must have given a thumbs up, praising the eldest brother for being really decisive, really a great man, no thunder and no depression, absolutely pure masters.

But if you brag to your brothers that I met a beautiful woman who was against me, and guess what? First slapped her face with a mouth cannon, and then beat her younger brothers firmly, and in the end it was still not enough, and I wanted to punish the evil, so I sneaked into the beautiful woman's house in the middle of the night, and then ...... Put her to sleep? Hahaha, how is it possible, how could I do such a thing to take advantage of people's danger and the innocence of bad people? I just gave her a laxative, and smeared a strong stimulant drug on her chrysanthemum, and detonated the toilet when she went to the toilet, and finally set fire to the house, forced her out, and then detonated a full cart of feces on top of her head, hahaha, how about I'm not very powerful, isn't it very relieving, very murderous, decisive, very gentleman?

…… And then this big brother didn't have to do it.

Obviously, human nature is so complicated, and the world is so fucked up, and defeating the girl without letting go of the water is called killing the real hero, but using the means of blowing up shit and pouring dung to deal with the sister, then it is called the next work, not a really good man, the brothers listen, the hearts of the people will be scattered, and the team will not want to take it.

Therefore, although she shouted loudly in front of Jili, saying something like "If you don't give it to me, is it my sister's bird matter, and it is okay to abuse it", but when this kind of thing really happened, Sigma undoubtedly shrank his eggs.

Even a little weak-hearted.

But it's just "some" weak-hearted.

Maybe I think it's like a girl to shrink back like this, it's too embarrassing. Or maybe things must be reversed, and after hesitating to a certain extent, Sigma became decisive again, so the necromancer began to act.

He first harnessed the Holy Sword and flew in the air in stealth mode. After a little scanning with mental power at an observation point, a group of soul fires flickered on the top of the mountain, and they must have been Ford's mercenaries, their soul fires were vigorous and steady, and they seemed to be in a calm and leisurely state, in other words, they had not yet discovered the fact that Ford had been lost - so why the poor boy was swept into the torrent can also be guessed. She must have secretly run out to go to the toilet because of diarrhea, and then she was swept into it by a small flash flood that suddenly erupted......

Belch. So it's still my fault? Causes of diarrhea in Ford......

Originally, the best way to deal with it was to return Ford to the care of the mercenaries, but it seemed that the old butler had not returned yet, and he wanted to hand over Ford, who was suspected of being a comatose girl, to this group of big-footed men, and Sigma was not at ease. Second, I am unwilling. As mentioned above, he would be very sorry not to do something. So something terrible happened, Sigma stared at Ford, who was lying on the ground with a weak face, and took a few heavy breaths, and then stretched out his big guilty hand...... He grabbed Ford by the neck and lifted her up, and like that, he flew up with the holy sword in the air, staggering in the direction of Eisen's residence.

This guy has a really thin neck. It feels good in the hand and the body is lighter than expected. It can be lifted with one hand...... I day.

Although the back of the neck is also stained with mud, it brings out the whiteness of the beautiful neck more and more, in addition, the palm of the palm has come into contact with some foreign objects, it is the necklace charm - it is likely to be the magic prop that Ford used to disguise the real body to reverse the gender, but I don't know if it is unisex or only for women, but it doesn't matter, when the time comes, take it to study it and use it for your own use...... Phew, let's do an experiment with Jili or something.

Sigma pinched Ford's neck, like a chicken, and when he looked down from above, he could see a touch of whiteness in the neckline of the other party, so the necromancer became more and more itchy, and simply flew at full speed, like a meteor, and soared to the door of Eisen's house in just a few minutes.

landed, the key opened the door, and then used both hands to force, and with the help of the telekinesis of the telekinesis system, he finally moved Ford into the door, the necromancer had never entered Eisen's bedroom, and he was too lazy to look for it from room to room, so he went directly to the living room and threw Ford, who was covered in mud like a mud monkey, directly on the sofa.

Next...... It's the main play.

Sigma rubbed his hands, a little excited in his heart, he couldn't help but think of many "firsts" in his life: the first time he put a thumbtack in his second uncle's boots, the first time he peeked at the maid's sister taking a bath, the first time he climbed into the house and threw a flower pot on his grandfather's head, the first time he went out to rob with the Sakura Rangers, the first time he served as the commander-in-chief of the robbery chamber of commerce, the first time he left his hometown, the first time he used his mouth to make a bear's face, the first time he saw his fiancée, the first time he mocked her, the first time he was bullied by a girl, the first time he came to the imperial capital, The first time I saw the princess, the first time I beat the princess, the first time I saw the Sanctuary mage, the first time I was frozen into ice by the Sanctuary mage and then thrown to the necromancer, the first time I saw the necromancer, the first time I saw a group of necromancers, the first time I saw a legendary mage, the first time I was surrounded by a large group of dead faces, the first time I took a spell class, the first time I released a spell, the first time I pasted the bear face of the mentor with the spell I learned, the first time I skipped school, the first time I was hung on a tree after the first time I failed to skip school, the first time I blew up, For the first time, he was hung on a street lamp by a legendary mage because of his successful-bombing......

Although it is very sad that there is no "first time to have sex with a girl" or "first successful confession" or "first time [beep] or anything in the "first record", these big and small firsts are all remembered by Sigma. Maybe the situation at that time has been blurred, maybe the immaturity at that time can only be exchanged for a chuckle now, but life is so wonderful, life is so magnificent, these unforgettable memories represent valuable experiences and explorations, and they are called the trajectory of growth. No matter how time flies, whether it is past or present, the mood of trying something new for the first time is the same, it must be beating an impassioned drum in the heart, the brave teenager is both nervous and expectant, with a little unobnoying bad smile, doing something outrageous but will eventually be forgiven, this is only for young people, strong youth.

Sigma stepped forward, half-crouched down, and reached out to Ford's neck.

There's a necklace there.

I guess it's a magic prop to disguise gender.

As long as you take it off, it will be different.

Sigma held his breath.

So...... When your true colors are revealed. Our relationship is going to change radically.

In short, it won't be pure, mutually disgusting enemies.

And according to the legendary general plot development routine, you will definitely be attacked by Uncle Ben. And then join me in my majestic harem, which is now small but will one day be all over the continent, well, it must be like this.

Well, although your personality has always been annoying, it may be a disguise, or maybe you have taken off your cold mask and appeared in front of me as a girl. Will it get a little cuter?

So, if you're a soft girl, your boobs should be big. That's what it's said in the novel.,But any girl dressed as a man.,Will definitely use all kinds of anti-human props to tie her breasts flat.,Once the seal is opened.。 Then a pair of mountains of considerable size will pop up. Well, if that's the case, that's pretty exciting.

So, if you're a girl, then you can't use those bad tricks against you, and the previous actions were a little excessive, but don't expect me to apologize, but it's okay to make up a little. I'll mediate the conflict between you and Eisen. If there is anything I will help you to solve, and strive for a peaceful settlement of the dispute. Because you can't win a conflict by force......

That's pretty much it, let's try to live in peace...... Of course, if you want to fight, I'll be with you to the end.

Sigma's hand touched Ford's neck to remove the necklace, and the next thing was to witness the strange moment...... Wait a minute!?

Sigma's expectant gaze met directly with a pair of confused eyes.

Perhaps sensing it, Ford opened his eyes when Sigma touched the necklace.

The two looked at each other.

Ford blinked, but before he could come back to his senses, he was stunned, "What are you going to do?" ”

The bear child was caught red-handed when he committed the crime, what is the first point?

You must not expose your true purpose, and to justify yourself, it is best to find a reasonable and positive reason for yourself.

Sigma, who was caught by Ford, was like an electric bolt, and his years of life as a bear child gave him an instinctive crisis public relations ability, only to see the necromancer without blinking, the truth mixed with lies blurted out, and the eyes were sincere and sincere, and it was very easy to win people's trust: "I found you by the river, and then brought you here......"

Ford wasn't stupid, or maybe Sigma's behavior just now was too suspicious, and after she sobered up for a while, not only was she not fooled, but she frowned and asked, "I ask you, what are you doing now?" ”

Sigma subconsciously said nonsense: "Look at your injury, put some medicine on you......"

Applying some medicine?

Ford moved his body, although there was some pain, but it was a slight contusion, not even bleeding, there was no need to apply medicine, but there was a place in the whole body that was really painful, and now that he came back to his senses, he could still feel the hot pain, and his muscles shrank and shrunk - that place was very ashamed to speak, and the reason for the injury was that some bastard who killed a thousand knives smeared some kind of medicine on the toilet paper, so that he accidentally went to the toilet...... But that's not the point!

The point is...... The point is that this guy wants to put medicine on me while I'm unconscious? Where do I get the medicine?

Ford's pupils instantly narrowed, and he pushed hard with both hands, shouting, "Pervert! Pervert! Ghost animals! Whore! ”

Sigma ate this nonsense scolding, and thought that her thoughts had been understood by the other party, seeing her desperately struggling appearance, the necromancer actually had a strange pleasure in his heart, plus suddenly a very, very famous line sounded, at this time, it was quite appropriate to take it out and use it - so the moon was dark and the wind was high, and the rain was pouring down, in this villa far away from the people, the dim light became more and more hazy in the rain, and the two figures became more and more distorted under the reflection of the firelight, and an incomparably evil voice laughed fiercely: "Call, Scream, no one will save you even if you scream in your throat! ”

――That's the feeling, it's a great feeling to say this classic villain line.

So, if an acquaintance like Eisen or Kelly suddenly pushes the door in and sees this kind of scene, it is really a miracle - a smiling necromancer approaches another handsome beautiful man, obviously trying to do something, this kind of scene is very yellow and violent......

Ford felt that his whole body was sore, and the strength of a silver swordsman could not even be exerted, while Sigma was energetic, and there was a positive buff such as "Sperm Worm on the Brain" to provide a gain bonus, and the mage was also a real bronze warrior before, and he was only one step away from exploding out of the fighting spirit, and his body was guaranteed, at this time, relying on the amount of his body and the assistance of spells, he actually firmly suppressed Ford, and grabbed the necklace on the opponent's neck with difficulty but steadily.

Ford struggled hard, his heart full of horror - damn it, I look like a man right now, this guy is ...... Does he have that hobby? When her hairs stood on end, she scolded, "Get out of here!" You pervert! Filthy filthy bastard! Shameless! Dirty! Vile! ”

Really...... The ideas just now are unnecessary.,This kind of guy.,Even if you become a cute girl.,Can't be friends...... Sigma was scolded by her a little angry, Lao Tzu just took a necklace, are you there? Sensing that the other party's resistance was getting stronger and stronger, the necromancer said viciously, "Don't move! Beware of me raping you! ”

When Ford heard this, a deep disgust and horror flashed in his eyes, and he struggled even harder...... (To be continued......)