Chapter 64: H Leopard Blows His Head

"Wear a forest leopard, I will definitely take revenge!" The fallen enemy swears.

"Oh, do I want to kill you for something?" Lu Xiaofeng asked, "Do you remember who the person you killed recently was?" ”

"What do you mean?" The inexhaustible enemy is suspicious: "I remember not messing with you." ”

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly shouted, "Are you a friend of the 'Mountain Monster'?" ”

"I don't know." After a while, Lu Xiaofeng replied regretfully: "But this person called 'Kaishan Monster' is really stingy, I said that I had a screenshot to help him take revenge, and I refused to pay 5Y, do you think it's very picky?" ”

“…… What are you doing at TMD? The head of the enemy screamed, hoping that his guess was not true.

"That's it, let's cooperate, you can report the ID of the person you can remember who you killed before, and I'll ask if anyone is willing to pay for killing you once, how about fifty or five cents of the money you earn?"

"Die, die, die!" The head of the enemy who cannot be killed roars.

"Don't get excited, buying and selling is not benevolent. Let's change the subject. Lu Xiaofeng saw that he was unwilling to cooperate, and began to command the leopard to attack him.

"Lao Tzu has nothing to say to people like you!"

"Don't be like this, it's boring for everyone and friends to say this kind of thing." Lu Xiaofeng sent a friend to apply for it, and the attacks in his hands kept coming.

The head of the enemy who couldn't kill refused and sneered: "If you kill me, you still want to add me as a friend?" You're a neurotic, don't take me for a psychopath. ”

"Do you know who I am?" Lu Xiaofeng asked in a deep voice: "Do you know what Lu Dao rejected just now?" ”

“…… Who are you TMD? ”

"It's a long story, but I'm actually a professional gamer." Lu Xiaofeng said, "Professional players who specialize in assassination missions have missed a blow and escaped thousands of miles, have you heard of it?" ”

“…… Seems to have heard of it somewhere. The head of the inexhaustible enemy was suspicious again: "Why does it sound so sci-fi?" ”

"You guessed it, this inspiration was indeed seen in online game novels." Lu Xiaofeng replied solemnly, "I decided to set up a group in this game to collect money and eliminate disasters for others, isn't this idea very right?" ”

“…… You're sick! The head of the enemy who can't kill can not be killed, I don't know what to say, "It's okay to look at that kind of thing, are you still serious?" ”

"I think it's funny." Lu Xiaofeng said, "At present, our organization has three backbone members, who are responsible for releasing the wind, assisting in escape and shipping, and we are currently missing a hands-on talent like you." ”

“……”

"Don't you think it's fun? I ask you, what are you trying to kill? ”

"Kill because you want to." The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed said that his hobby is very calm.

"Have you ever thought about using your hobby to do something more meaningful?"

"For example?"

"Do the delegated task."

“…… Don't talk about such ethereal things, I've never heard of them. ”

"Because you're on the strong side."

"This sycophant is good!"

"How did you feel when I was put down?"

“……”

"Well, speechless already means that you have figured out what I mean, are you very angry and want revenge? That's what you killed, that's what you killed, that's what you're killing. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, everyone knows the way, and if you know the way, you won't necessarily spend money to find someone to take revenge! And I can take revenge myself! ”

"It's one thing to know the Tao, it's another thing to go to guide it, and the market is all made." Lu Xiaofeng paused and said, "And you should know very well how low the success rate of finding me to take revenge is very low." ”

"Are you saying I won't be able to beat you in the future?" The enemies who can't kill are not convinced.

"There are people outside the world," Lu Xiaofeng enlightened, "It's normal that you can't beat me." ”…,

"Nima," the inexhaustible enemy was angry, "you are so capable of fighting, what are you looking for me for?" Wouldn't it be better to do the commission yourself? ”

"The reason for the division of labor, and it is more appropriate for you to do this kind of thing. I paid attention to it just now, your operation is sharp, you are cautious, you are aware of the position, and the genre is good, both offensive and defensive, you can fight and resist and run, it is indeed a rare talent that I have been looking forward to for a long time, these are just that, do you know which point I appreciate most about you? ”

The head of the enemy who can't be killed was praised by others, and he couldn't suppress some secret joy, and couldn't help asking: "Which point?" ”

"It's very bold." Lu Xiaofeng praised: "The most important thing to do this kind of thing is to be bold and dare to start." Judging from the fact that you dare to fight my idea, you are fully qualified in this regard. ”

“…… Are you complimenting me? Don't praise me for yourself! ”

"Don't care about such trivial matters!" Lu Xiaofeng asked, "How is it?" After listening to my introduction, are you interested in joining our group? ”

"I don't think it's reliable, you're too good at deceiving people." The head of the enemy who can't kill is a little excited, and it's fun to play like this, but he hesitates.

Of course he hesitated, while persuading himself to join their group, the bastard who wore the forest leopard was mercilessly slashing himself, and his anger was almost gone!

The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed tried to stop: "Don't say anything else, you're still beating me, is this like an invitation to me?" ”

"One yard is one yard," Lu Xiaofeng explained: "This link is the end of our grievances today, and after killing you, our cooperation is new." ”

“…… You're insincere! "The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed shows that he doesn't understand.

"This just shows that our combination is very principled." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Having principles is the basis for everyone to coexist in harmony, right? ”

“…… Is it useful if I say no! "The enemy who can't kill can be killed burst into tears, he has been cut down for so long, and finally hangs up, and most of the contents of the package disappear in an instant.

He didn't care about the clutter in his backpack, and when he opened the equipment interface, his eyes were dark: the green one-handed sword was gone.

"Wear a forest leopard, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!" The head of the enemy who could not kill roared: "My sword is gone!" Did you get it? ”

Lu Xiaofeng received a system prompt at the moment when the head of the enemy who could not be killed hung up:

The system prompts: "Dear adventurer, you have slain the infamous Killer Heads and get some loot." ”

You're prompted: "You have a new message. ”

Lu Xiaofeng opened it and looked at the content of the email, it was nothing more than saying how evil Yunyun was with the head of the enemy who could not be killed, and thanked him for eliminating Yunyun for the people, focusing on the attachment of the email, there are a little raw materials, small claws, small scales, etc., and the highlight is the green sword of the head of the enemy who can't be killed.

Power Scalpel: Green one-handed sword, attack 120-150, +25 strength, +18 precision, increase critical damage by 30%. Level 15 required.

This one-handed sword is the mainstream hard currency on the market, which is completely in line with the public's aesthetics, with accurate critical damage and good basic attacks, it is the best one-handed sword of the same level and grade, no wonder the head of the enemy who can't kill is so heartbreaking.

The most feared thing about the inexhaustible enemy head is not that this one-handed sword was taken away by Lu Xiaofeng, but that it was most afraid of being wiped away by the system.

Set in the Big Adventure: There is a small chance to get loot after maliciously killing a good player; Killing malicious players has a high chance of getting loot, and the loot and loot are part of the drops dropped by the killed player, and part of the concept is that the murderous equipment is that the player who may be killed does lose a certain piece of equipment, but the player who kills does not get it - this equipment is swallowed by the system.

The best weapons are hard to come by, and the enemies who can't kill them are afraid that this weapon will be swallowed by the system, as if it has never appeared, and there will be no way at all. …,

And if it falls into the hands of Lu Xiaofeng, how can you think of a way.

"Don't panic, it's in my hands." Lu Xiaofeng comforted him.

The head of the enemy who could not be killed breathed a sigh of worry, and his anger came up again, and he asked bluntly: "Sell it to me, what price?" ”

"Are you sure you want to buy it?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised.

"Nonsense!"

"Maybe I didn't make it clear," Lu Xiaofeng said, "I invited you to join our group, and you have every reason to ask to take this sword back." ”

The head of the enemy who can't kill sneered: "I'm not sick, you killed me, and I still add your bullshit combination?" In a word, sell or not? ”

"The big husband does things by facts! It's really not atmospheric enough to dwell on the trivial matter of me killing you once! Add our combination and I'll give it to you. ”

"The revenge for killing me must be avenged! It's not uncommon to add your combinations! ”

"Revenge has no conflict with the Plus combination! If you don't add it, it's gone, and it won't sell you. ”

"Count you ruthless, if you don't sell it, you won't sell it, Lao Tzu will come back sooner or later to find you for revenge."

"There's character." Lu Xiaofeng sighed: "If you really join our group on the condition of getting this sword back, I will definitely go offline with a smile." ”

The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed despised: "I knew that you didn't have a good heart." ”

"But seeing that you are so principled, I admire you and decide to give you the sword."

The head of the enemy who can't kill is very suspicious: "You are cheap, aren't you?" ”

"It's rare for me to commit a few cheap crimes, isn't it an honor to commit it on your head?"

“…… I'm honored that you're a big-headed ghost! If you have the ability to really mail me the sword. ”

"Then you add us to the combination."

“…… Don't TMD back! ”

"Then do you add it?"

"I don't want to add it."

"I solemnly invite you to join again, very solemnly, I have invited you no less than a hundred times."

“…… What do you want me to add? ”

"Because your heart is moved, otherwise you would have returned to the city and been resurrected. Don't abandon the principle that makes us combine! ”

“…… Made, I'm convinced! The inexhaustible enemy had a headache and was speechless, and he made up his mind and said, "Agree to join for the time being." ”

"Welcome aboard."

"Where's my sword?"

"Don't worry, you are only a reserve member, and you have to go through the inspection of our three backbone members before you can officially become a member of our group."

"You're playing with me, aren't you?"

"Neurotic, I'm going to sleep soon, play with you interesting?"

The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed was about to speak, and received an invitation to join the team, he hesitated to accept it, he was really fooled by this liar, and he was suspicious of everything tonight.

"Plus!" Lu Xiaofeng urged.

The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed thought about it and accepted the invitation, and there were only two people inside.

Instantly angry again, played again?

"What about the others?" He asked, holding back his anger.

"As a sign of sincerity, I'll add you first. The other two then joined the group. ”

"I believe you once in the end."

Chibuki Bailian and Halo soon entered the group and asked respectively:

"Leopard, what's the matter?"

"Big deal." Lu Xiaofeng said on the team channel: "I am optimistic about a person and want to invite him into our group, now I will ask your opinion and say hello." ”

No one spoke.

"Newcomer, what about you!" Halo said, "Don't be shy! ”

The enemy who can't kill is depressed and shy about your sister, but a pair of three is weak, and these guys are much higher in level than him, which makes him feel oppressive.

The enemy who can't kill is in a hurry, and he can't think of how to greet people for a while, a person is used to being famous, and he has always killed people when he sees them, saying that grass and mud horses are common, and it is really difficult to say hello.

After waiting for a while, he still didn't speak, and Qianbu Bailian was not happy: "Newcomer, I have a few girls a minute, isn't it such a waste of time?" ”…,

What unit is a few chicks a minute? The head of the enemy who can't kill is a little dazed, the unknown represents the mystery, and the mystery represents awe, so he asked Lu Xiaofeng in a voice: "Who is this?" ”

Lu Xiaofeng told him: "This is to help escape." ”

It turned out to be a partner! This has to be a good friend.

Try to use soft words for the head of the enemy who can't kill him:

"Brother Lian is good."

Qianfu Bailian was not satisfied, and said: "Call Brother Lian to see outside, call me Shuaijie." ”

Halo was even more dissatisfied: "What about me? Newcomer, don't you want to mix up if you don't say hello to me first? ”

"This one is shipped!" The head of the enemy who couldn't kill saw that his tone was so ruthless, and he was very sure to seek Lu Xiaofeng's approval.

"No, he's letting the wind go."

"Are all the minions who let off the wind hang like this?"

"You're not going to die?" Lu Xiaofeng admonished: "If you offend him, be careful to let the wind and let a bunch of enemies come over for you." ”

"So bad?" The head of the enemy who can't kill is incredible, "How did you find this kind of person with no professional ethics?" ”

"Although this group was carried forward by me, in fact he is the initiator of this group."

"It's all the same, how did he find you?" The head of the enemy who cannot kill is despised.

"Don't talk nonsense," Lu Xiaofeng scared him: "Don't say hello to him yet?" It's better to offend a gentleman like me than a villain like him, this is a golden and jade good word that I will give you for free when you enter the group. ”

The head of the enemy who can't kill is despised, and he doesn't want to be too lazy, since he agrees to join this group, try to do his best first.

"Brother Hei is good."

"Hello."

"Okay, it's late, since the greeting has been beaten, don't say anything else." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Now I'll make a start."

"The only principle of our group is to do things according to our own principles, and let's start by saying what I'm playing this game for."

"Something to do with love, friends to make with copulation." Lu Xiaofeng typed in the team channel.

"Look at your own scenery and open a map that others don't open." Halo continued.

"I know countless girls and talk about a thousand online relationships." This is the purpose of a thousand blows and a hundred loves.

The head of the enemy who can't kill is a little surprised, these guys seem to play games with a purpose, he suddenly feels that he is doing what he is used to every day when he plays games, killing different players, but he has never really thought about what his purpose is.

Everyone else was waiting for his speech, and the head of the enemy who couldn't kill was speeding through his mind what he loved to do when he played the game.

Come to think of it, in addition to killing, it is still killing.

But to what extent? Seems to be just for fun, right?

But I don't feel like killing ordinary players a long time ago, so why do you still kill habitually?

The head of the enemy who can't kill can be killed suddenly thinks about whether he is sick, maybe he kills himself, but he is just maintaining a red name, because of his red name, the cautious, excited, and full of sense of crisis that he maintains every day will make him very energetic.

The idea of killing the inexhaustible enemy suddenly became clear, and he typed vigorously:

"Lao Tzu wants to live in the bloody wind and rain every day, and be passionate every day!"

“……”

“……”

“……”

Three speechless exclamations.

Qianbuki Bailian said: "It's okay to be so bloody? ”

Halo: "him alone." ”

Lu Xiaofeng asked: "Are you still satisfied with this answer?" ”

"Pass."

"Pass."

"OK, then he will officially join our group, change the name of our group, 'H Leopard Blow' is too disgusting."

“…… That's what you're for, right? "Halo despises.

"According to convention, the name of the group is 'H Leopard Blowing Head', isn't it?" A thousand blows and a hundred loves said.

"I think the name is too shampoo." The head of the enemy who can't kill the newcomer speaks.

"The newcomer has no right to speak," Lu Xiaofeng said, "The name of 'H Leopard Blowing Head' is good, and it blows off other people's heads as soon as it blows, which is very imposing, so it's decided!" 88, went offline and slept. ”

“88。”

"Leopard 88."

The other three people went offline, left the team, and the remaining enemies who couldn't kill the head just joined the group and were a little excited in their arms, why did everyone else leave?

What's going on?