Chapter 65: Rashomon's Right Protector
Before going offline, Lu Xiaofeng mailed the one-handed sword to the head of the enemy who could not be killed, thinking that there was nothing missing, and went to sleep satisfied.
I fell asleep very quickly, and I fainted with my pillow.
Time flies, and at a certain time and a certain second, Lu Xiaofeng's body came to life, and when he was recuperating, he heard the sound of tapping the keyboard.
Suddenly, a spirit was excited, and when he looked at it, he was looking back at Ye Zhike:
"Woke up?"
Lu Xiaofeng was shocked: "Don't wake me up when you come?" What's in your heart? ”
"I didn't call you when you slept deeply, and you snored." Ye Zhike looked disgusted.
"Slander!" Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "How is it possible? Will I snore? ”
"What's the panic, I don't dislike you."
Lu Xiaofeng thought to herself, what happened to your expression just now? Although it is a little cute to wrinkle your nose, it definitely means disgusting.
"Would you like to go out of the town?" Lu Xiaofeng asked.
"What are you going to do?"
"I need to change my clothes." Lu Xiaofeng said: "Have you heard of sleeping naked?" ”
"Lu Daji, you are really good at lying!" Ye Zhike scolded angrily: "Lies come as soon as you open your mouth, there must be a lot of things to deceive me!" ”
“…… This is a gratuitous accusation, and I refuse to plead guilty! ”
Ye Zhike sneered: "You think I didn't see it?" ”
"You see?" Lu Xiaofeng pulled the sheet.
"What cover? Dare to talk nonsense with your eyes open in front of me, you say, is there something else to lie to me? ”
"Absolutely not." Lu Xiaofeng explained, "Take this matter as an example, I didn't lie to you. In fact, it is entirely from your point of view. ”
"Hmph, it's not like I haven't seen it before."
"Okay, since you're so unrestrained, I won't hide it, look at the move!"
Lu Xiaofeng jumped up with a carp, almost stepping on the bed board, but he didn't care about it, and took advantage of the upper and lower parts of the body to pose as a bodybuilding champion - of course, there were still big pants in the middle.
"How? Did you notice that my body was very different from your girls? ”
"Ah~" Ye Zhike was stunned for a moment when he saw him suddenly attacked, and turned his head as fast as he could: "Get dressed!" ”
Lu Xiaofeng wondered: "Why didn't you pounce?" ”
“…… Lu Da Chicken! Just get up and say crazy things! It's time to get dressed! ”
Lu Xiaofeng wanted to take advantage of the victory to pursue, and completely surrendered her today:
"Anyway, I must have been looked at by you in the morning, and I have no chastity at all, say! Does this carcass of mine have a fatal attraction to you? ”
Ye Zhike bit his lip and was shy and anxious, looking left and right, only the breakfast he bought for him in the morning was early, and he took it with his hand.
Lu Xiaofeng was shocked: "Soy milk can't be lost!" ”
"Do you want to wear it?"
"Wear."
The T-shirt and jeans were at the head of the bed, Lu Xiaofeng finished his work in a random manner, and then put on the king-size slippers, and he had already gotten up.
"Well, the breakfast I bought for you," Ye Zhike handed over the breakfast in his hand, "I bought it and delivered it to you, am I intimate?" ”
"You're so nice." Lu Xiaofeng praised with a sad face and took a sip of soy milk.
"Okay, eat my breakfast, then you still lie to me or not?" Ye Zhike clapped his hands.
"I'll sleep naked in the future!" Lu Xiaofeng nodded and swore.
"Phew! Don't sleep naked! Ye Zhike was ashamed and angry: "You are not allowed in the future, you swear!" ”
"I swore just now, a manly man will do what he says, and it's not my style to easily break promises." Lu Xiaofeng is righteous and awe-inspiring.
"Really?"
"Of course your priority is the highest." Lu Xiaofeng pulled his hair and added: "Come, don't eat your breakfast in vain, I'll give you three hairs for you to take care of, and if you want me to do one thing in the future, give me back a hair, as long as it doesn't violate the morality of the rivers and lakes, even if it is murder and arson, I will help you do it." ”…,
Lu Xiaofeng looked down at his hand, and pulled five or six too hard, and was about to count three carefully, when Ye Zhike quickly took it all.
"Hey, that's a lot!" Lu Xiaofeng called.
"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, but help me do a few more things, why are you so stingy?" Ye Zhike glared.
"What am I going to ask you for? What are you doing pulling your own hair? Lu Xiaofeng asked strangely, and was overjoyed when he thought about it: "You also want to give me three?" ”
"The beauty of thought!" Ye Zhike glanced at him, carefully tied Lu Xiaofeng's hair with his own hair, and found a box to keep it carefully: "You must remember what you said today, let's eat breakfast." ”
Lu Xiaofeng looked at the breakfast in his hand, thinking that this breakfast is really heavy, I don't know how many times I will be beaten in exchange for it.
After washing, I saw that the time was about half past ten, this time was a little embarrassing, I was going to go out of Lu at noon today to talk to Luo Sheng and his gang, and said that we would have a lunch together, eat early, waste, don't eat breakfast, it's also a waste.
He looked at Ye Zhike, this woman was rummaging through the auction house in the game again, watching intently, he thought about it and decided to eat it.
did some trivial things again, and when the time reached eleven o'clock, Lu Xiaofeng said hello to Ye Zhike and went out, and he had already told her about Luo Sheng's affairs, but looking at her concentration strength, it seemed that she didn't listen too carefully?
Lu Xiaofeng went out for a while, a little uneasy, and called a takeaway call to send her to the rental house, thinking that he cared for her very much, he was really a good man.
Complacent, in a comfortable mood, he walked briskly to the Internet café he frequented, walked through a few rows of machines to the back of the Internet café, and saw the leading brother Luo Sheng.
Lu Xiaofeng saw that they were concentrating, and didn't say hello, and looked around to see what kind of reputation these guys were doing, saying that they were studios, what did they make money with?
The four of them teamed up to fight monsters, Lu Xiaofeng looked at the small map, but it was a coincidence, it was the map that he met in the early hours of this morning that killed the head of the enemy - the Modan Barrier, the same map and the same location, this group of four people fought monsters by the freshwater lake, killing a monster called "Wetland Dragon Lizard".
There are many kinds of dragon lizards in the big adventure, which belong to beast monsters and are pets that rangers can catch, so Lu Xiaofeng is no stranger to this kind of monster. Some rangers who like to farm monsters will prefer two kinds of dragon lizards: Thunder Dragon Lizard and Flame Dragon Lizard, all dragon lizards have a common skill called "Tail Swing", which is a range attack, plus the "electric punishment" of the Thunder Dragon Lizard and the "Boiling" of the Flame Dragon Lizard are both powerful AOE skills, and the speed of monster farming with these two lizards is quite fast.
And this Wetland Dragonlid's unique skill is called "Poison Mist", which is a continuous area damage skill, and the overall damage amount is not discussed, but like all symptom damage: the explosiveness is too weak, so this dragon lizard is relatively not a dish for most rangers.
The four of them are all powerful AOE professions: Twin Axe Warriors, Fire Elementals, Axe Rangers, and Grenade Engineers.
The wetland dragon lizard by the freshwater lake is not dense, and the refresh speed is average, and the four of them lead left and right to pull a group of monsters, and quickly clean them up, waiting for the monsters to refresh.
These four guys brushed back and forth a few times, and Lu Xiaofeng understood that this was brushing a material called "tiny scales", because once the material was blamed, these guys would shout "out of one!" "Two!" In the case of such things, when gray materials such as lizard tails and lizard claws are produced, these four people can be very calm~
Looking at a gap, Lu Xiaofeng coughed:
"Luo Sheng, I'm here."
Luo Sheng looked back and looked up, and immediately stood up: "Ah Leopard, you're here!" ”
He beckoned to the other three and said, "This is the master I was looking for, come and say hello." ”
"Hello." …,
"Hello."
A few people said a few words, Luo Sheng and the other four got off the line first, and Luo Sheng led the way:
"Let's take a walk, have a meal first, and welcome Ah Leopard."
"Luo Sheng, you are too polite." Lu Xiaofeng praised.
"Ha Luha, don't say much kind words, now our conditions are simple, let's eat three dishes and one soup for dinner this time, Ah Leopard, don't dislike it."
"Where, the specifications are good."
When they arrived at a small stir-fry restaurant, the five of them sat down, poured water and drank tea, and Luo Sheng went to order.
At this time, it was only time to eat, there were not many guests, a few people drank a few sips of tea, said a few words of gossip, the first dish was served, it was sour and hot cabbage,
It's very appetizing, sour and spicy, Lu Xiaofeng can see it, it's the essence of eating, it's good.
A few people are not reserved, starting, a plate of dishes and already a few chopsticks poke, a moment to see the bottom.
Luo Sheng shouted: "Boss, serve the meal, the old rule is to bring a pot up, and serve it yourself!" ”
Listening to the tone is a regular customer.
The small restaurant didn't pay much attention to it, and the boss personally went into battle and immediately came over with a huge rice bowl.
Lu Xiaofeng glanced at it inadvertently, thinking that he had made a mistake, and when the boss put the rice bowl on the table, he was suddenly surprised:
A sturdy rice basin is comparable in size to the kind of large iron basin that washes your face.
Cow BI!
Lu Xiaofeng filled a bowl, and when he waited for the second dish, those guys were already close to gnawing, and Luo Sheng also greeted:
"Leopard, eat, eat."
Lu Xiaofeng saw that he was so enthusiastic, and took a few bites, not to mention, the sour and spicy cabbage opened the stomach, and the rice also tasted good.
It didn't take long for the second dish to be served, and it was the same dish to eat: mapo tofu.
After a few bites, the third course was served, which was scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
These three dishes, one soup and three dishes are all complete, Lu Xiaofeng had an ominous premonition, and sure enough, when the soup was served, Lu Xiaofeng glanced at it and confirmed:
Good guys, vegan feast, this is, it is said to be mustard and shredded pork soup, where is the shredded meat?
The economic conditions are not good, and he is really not crying poor, Lu Xiaofeng has a number in his heart, and seeing how well other people eat, he also chews on happy things.
This meal was delicious, there was no soup left in a bowl of soup, a large pot of rice was eaten as if it had been licked once, and three plates of vegetables seemed to have just been taken out.
Eat a round belly and start talking.
A few sentences to the point, Luo Sheng said:
"Ah Bao, to introduce it officially, the first one on my left, called Bang Hai, is the deputy master of our Rashomon Studio."
"Door Master?" Lu Xiaofeng thought he had heard it wrong.
"Ha Lu Ha, just a title." Luo Sheng explained with a smile: "It sounds more imposing, of course I am the master of the door." ”
“……”
"The second one on the left is called Sun Yang, who is another deputy master of our studio, and the one next to you is called Li Feng, who is the protector of the Dharma. Because of your joining, he is now the left protector, and you are the right protector of our Rashomon. ”
“……”
Lu Xiaofeng thought to himself, I didn't expect that I would be able to be a Dharma protector in my lifetime, it sounds too much.