Chapter 2 The Acolyte Dancing on Horseback
"Master, I have legs." The acolyte was in a hurry, and kept muttering, how could I have no legs, I have legs, I have legs, as he spoke, the acolyte held the robe with both hands and pulled it, and suddenly, a picture full of mosaics appeared.
I rub, where is your festival? Zhang Ze was deeply helpless about the behavior of the acolyte, if he had a body at this time, he would have to kick this guy away, what was wrong with this world, there was such an obscene acolyte.
Spit energy plus 5, the half-naked woman in my mind appeared again, this also adds spit energy? Zhang Ze waved his hand weakly, dispelling the half-naked woman that appeared in his mind.
"Master, master." The acolyte's call woke Zhang Ze up.
"What's wrong?" Zhang Ze looked at the acolyte with an unkind face, this creature summoned by the energy was really unreliable.
"Master, I sent a big secret." The acolyte looked obscene, covered his mouth with his hands, and muttered softly.
There is no one here Okay, you don't have to cover your mouth, Zhang Ze felt like he was going crazy, looked at the monk who was full of mosaics, and said, "What secret, you can tell it." ”
"Master, I really don't have legs." The acolyte looked at the void with adoring eyes, and after a long time, seeing that Zhang Ze did not reply, the acolyte spoke a prophetic word again, saying, "Master, how do you know that I have no legs?" Do you have a leg with me? ”
"There's your sister's leg." Zhang Ze was furious, damn obscene creatures, not to mention the disgusting horseback dancing that came out, and now he is still taking off his essence and walking around, is it really that there is no one here? However, there really seems to be no one in this place.
"Spit energy plus 5." The spit spit genie reappears.
"Spit on your sister." Zhang Ze immediately appeared in his mind, and roared angrily at the spit elf.
"Master, it's only five thousand." The spit elf completely ignored Zhang Ze's words, held the murder weapon on his chest, and smiled coquettishly.
Seeing that the Tucao Elf was getting closer and closer to him with the murder weapon, Zhang Ze seemed to see the blush on his chest, his nose inhaled, and he actually spewed out a nosebleed again, God, this is completely impossible to communicate, Zhang Ze vs Tucao Elf, defeated!
Back to reality, Zhang Ze looked at the acolyte who was still dancing there, sighed, and said, "You put on your clothes first, don't affect the city." ”
"Master, I am so touched that you care about me so much." The acolyte picked up the clothes and put them in his mouth and bit them, his eyes were full of fog, which made Zhang Ze feel a headache, is this concerned about you? I said you were influencing the city and defiling my eyes.
"What's your name and what can you do?" Zhang Ze tried his best to make himself appear calm, he couldn't get angry, he must not be angry, and he was going to complain about his energy again.
"Master, don't you know my name yet?" The waiter looked disappointed, his eyes seemed to be brewing again, seeing that Zhang Ze was unmoved, the waiter suddenly laughed, and then said uncontrollably last time: "I forgot, master, you are just a base, no eyes, no ears, not even a body, hahaha, master, you are so miserable, worse than me." ”
"Shut up." Zhang Ze was really angry, let me ask if your name has anything to do with my body? Seeing that the acolyte covered his mouth tightly and looked obedient, Zhang Ze felt angry and funny, and immediately said word by word: "Say, your name." ”
"Can I speak?" The acolyte let out a sigh of relief, almost suffocating himself.
Hold back, hold back, you must not increase the energy of complaining, Zhang Ze secretly comforted himself, calmed down his good mood, and said in what he thought was the gentlest tone: "Say, remember not to talk nonsense, tell me where you come from, what is your name, and what are you doing here?" ”
"I am the acolyte Degra, the uncle of the horse dance, and I have been summoned here by the great master, and my mission is to assist the great master in building a great horse dance empire." The more Degra spoke, the more excited he became, and before he knew it, he began to dance on horseback again.
Build a horse riding and dancing empire, when do I need this thing, that's your goal, Zhang Ze twitched the corner of his mouth, but unfortunately, Zhang Ze didn't have a mouth.
Seeing Degra getting more and more excited, Zhang Ze felt that he should train this horse riding uncle well, and immediately coughed lightly, seeing Degra looking at the void with a puzzled face, Zhang Ze said in a deep voice: "If you want to build a horse riding and dancing empire, what will you do?" ”
As soon as he heard that he was going to build a horse dance empire, De Gra was very excited, and after a long time, he calmed down, put his hand under his hat and scratched his head, with a serious face, and said: "As an acolyte, I will summon buildings, recycle buildings, repair buildings, collect resources, and even I can dance horse dances." ”
It's really a monk in Warcraft, but three sentences are not separated from horseback dancing, this habit has to help him get around, by the way, Degra just said that I am the base, is it, I became the base of Warcraft? What the hell is going on? Zhang Ze's face was pale, if the Tucao Star really transformed himself into a base, wouldn't he have a happy life in the future? Don't do this kind of crossing.
It seems that I have to communicate with the spit elf, otherwise I don't know what the situation is now. After pondering for a long time, Zhang Ze calmed down his good mood, returned to the sea of knowledge, and said, "Tucao Elf, come out to see me quickly." ”
"Master, do you want to give me five thousand?"
Feeling a trace of softness behind him against his back, and the sound of itchy and warm breathing came from his ears, Zhang Ze's little brother immediately swelled, but as a senior house, Zhang Ze had no color and no gall, moved a step forward gently, turned around and said, "What did you transform me into?" ”
"A Warcraft base." The spit elf looked at Zhang Ze's embarrassment and smiled, and the pair of murder weapons on his body trembled, so frightened that Zhang Ze quickly closed his eyes, and read in his mouth, color is empty, empty is color.
It's really a terrible goblin, Zhang Ze didn't dare to open his eyes, for fear that he would run with a nosebleed again and fall into a coma, so as to delay his business, and felt that the ** in his heart was gradually decreasing, Zhang Ze immediately asked: "Why don't I feel like a base?" ”
The spit elf moved behind Zhang Ze again, and the sound of warm breathing blew into Zhang Ze's ears, and said softly, "Master, do you want to know?" ”
"Say." Zhang Zeqiang endured the ** in his heart, his face was pale, and he held back a word for a long time.
Seeing that Zhang Ze was so restrained in front of him, he complained that the elf looked aggrieved, his voice carried a hint of crying, but a sly smile flashed in his eyes, and said, "Master, am I just annoying you like this?" You actually talk to me with your eyes closed. ”
Feeling the sadness of the Tucao Elf, Zhang Ze secretly blamed himself, the beauty was in front, how could he be so inferior, making the beauty sad, it was too much, when he opened his eyes, he saw the Tucao Elf holding his chest with both hands, looking at himself with a flushed face, and the transparent silk on the chest was more seductive and shocking than not wearing clothes.
With a snort, Zhang Ze squirted out a nosebleed again and fainted to the ground, and the pair of 36d, a touch of blush lingered in Zhang Ze's mind for a long time.
“ye。” The spit elf made a triumphant gesture, and it was so funny to tease this little master, and it was in vain that he became his deepest desire.
I don't know how long it took, Zhang Ze woke up from the coma again, and there was a lot of information in his mind, and after checking it, he finally understood his current situation, and had to sigh: "Tucao Elf, can't you explain it to me well?" Do you want to make me unconscious and then indoctrinate? ”
It turned out that Zhang Ze was transformed into a consciousness body by the Tucao Star Man, although he would not die, but he could not move, and if Zhang Ze wanted to change this status quo, then he had to descend into this world, and the method of descent was very simple, that is, to incarnate into a Warcraft base.
Incarnated as a Warcraft base, Zhang Ze will no longer be protected by anything, and if the base is destroyed, then Zhang Ze will also die, but the risk is accompanied by chance, all the troops in the Warcraft base are controlled by Zhang Ze, and even, if the base is upgraded to the end, he can also transform into a human.
Incarnated as a human, this point deeply attracted Zhang Ze, since he came to the other world, there is still a chance to become Chengren, how can he not come in vain, the other world, I Zhang Ze is here.
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