The blue sky, the white clouds, from time to time a few cranes pass by the lake, bringing up bursts of ripples, the breeze blows, the faint natural fragrance lingers on the tip of the nose with a light and elegant earthy smell, what a fairyland on earth, Zhang Ze looked at the scenery in front of him with a surprised face, and a question mark appeared in his mind, where is this?

A burst of fairy music sounded, Zhang Ze heard the prestige, only to see a small island slowly looming in the middle of the lake, the shore of the island is full of grass, the central trees are lush, and a woman dressed in silk is dancing with mango man, a peerless stunner.

Looking at the dancing woman, Zhang Ze couldn't wait to rush over immediately to take a look, but what should he do to reach the island in the middle of the lake? Looking around, Zhang Ze finally found a small boat by the lake, ran to the boat with a smoke, picked up the oars and rowed desperately to the middle of the lake.

Getting closer and closer to the island, through the silk clothes on the woman's body, Zhang Ze seemed to see the wonderful and colorful **, a stunner in the world, suddenly, the woman looked back at Zhang Ze and smiled slightly, as if intentionally or unintentionally, that kind of touching look made Zhang Ze lose his soul, and the saliva in his mouth flooded unconsciously.

This woman should only be in the sky, it is rare to smell it in the world, Zhang Ze felt a little moist between his nose, swallowed a handful of saliva, reached out and touched his nose, and suddenly felt a burst of warmth, looked down, and the red on his fingers made Zhang Ze feel embarrassed.

As a senior otaku, Zhang Ze naturally didn't want to lose face in front of the beauties, bent down to wash in the lake, picked up the oars again, and rowed desperately to the shore with the strength of milk, as soon as the boat landed, Zhang Ze couldn't wait to jump off the boat, felt the soft grass under his feet, put on a pose that he thought was cool, helped the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and looked up at the woman.

With a snort, Zhang Ze's nosebleed spurted out directly, and the whole person flew out upside down and fell to the ground, and the picture was broken, leaving only unconscious muttering: "Transparent silk clothes, 36d"

"No, how can I hit the street so quickly, I have to get up, the beauty is right in front of me." The thought of seeing the beauty lingered in Zhang Ze's mind, and he immediately felt full of strength, a carp stiffened, uh, didn't get up, continued, still didn't get up, okay, I got up, Zhang Ze turned over, quickly stood up, wiped his nose, threw it in the air, and smiled at the woman: "Beauty, don't touch it, five thousand." ”

"Die." I saw the beauty kick in the air and directly kicked Zhang Ze into the air, and at the moment when Zhang Ze was unconscious, there was only one thought in his mind, that little inner was black lace

"It's so comfortable." Zhang Ze couldn't help but want to stretch, but found that he couldn't move at all, what was going on? Zhang Ze opened his eyes suspiciously, but saw that it was dark all around. What's going on? Zhang Ze tried hard to recall his previous experience, he was playing a game, fell asleep while playing, and then had a spring dream with endless aftertaste, and when he woke up, he found that he couldn't move.

"You're awake."

"Who?"

"It's me." As soon as the voice in the darkness finished speaking, a beam of light shone out of thin air, and then a man wearing an alien mask appeared in the light.

"Mom, what the hell is this?"

"Shut up, I'm a spit star." The triangular rabbit lips of the spit star are closed one by one, which seems to be like a budding chrysanthemum.

The mask is really realistic now, and even the mouth can be made so vividly, complaining about the star, it's a kidnapper, don't think that I don't know who you are with a mask? Zhang Ze knew that he must have encountered the legendary kidnapping, so in order not to anger the kidnappers, Zhang Ze cooperated: "I don't complain about the undead." ”

"Listen, we complain that the star man is the highest existence in the universe, and we traveled around the earth, and suddenly found that your complaining energy is amazing." The Tucao Star coughed lightly, but in a blink of an eye, his head suddenly became bigger, his expression was extremely angry, and he roared at Zhang Ze: "NTM is actually just a scumbag with only 3 Tucao energy, I have traveled around the universe, and I have never seen a person with such a low Tucao energy, so I decided to change you, wake up, scratch the year!" ”

This kidnapper is not a nervous disorder, he is so unlucky, he actually encountered a nervous disorder, Zhang Ze sighed and said, "Isn't it good to have a low spit index?" Anyway, Mr. Tucao Xingren, what do you want to do, I have no money, I have no power, just a hard-pressed senior house, what's the benefit of you kidnapping me? ”

"Spit energy increased by 5 points? Yes, there is potential. The complaining star man raised his hand and looked at the electronic watch in his hand, muttering to himself on the side.

"Now is not the time to talk about that." Damn neurotic, what the hell are you trying to do? Zhang Ze felt like he was going to be angry.

"The lights are on." The Tucao Star Man snapped his fingers, only to see that all the dark places lit up, and then the Tucao Star Man spoke: "Scratch the New Year, try to become a Tucao Star Man." ”

"Neuropathy." Zhang Ze couldn't help muttering, so he lowered his head to check his body, it doesn't matter if he doesn't look at it, he was startled when he saw it, Zhang Ze squinted his eyes, he was indeed not dazzled, what was going on? What about my body?

"Don't look at it, I've already helped you transform your body, scratch the year, and work hard towards the great Tucao Star Man." The Spit Star Man compares to a scissorhands.

"Transform your sister, without my permission, what did you transform me into without permission?" Zhang Ze was angry, it doesn't matter if you are an alien or not, return my body.

"I'm sorry, once transformed, I won't return it, oh yes." The alien's eyes flashed, and he disappeared in front of Zhang Ze in an instant.

"Give me back, give me back my body." Zhang Ze roared angrily.

Tucao energy rose to 10 points, congratulations to Zhang Ze, took the first step towards the great Tucao star, Zhang Ze came up with the woman in his dream, but this time Zhang Ze looked at the half-naked woman in his mind but did not appreciate it at all, for a long time, Zhang Ze opened his lips and said, "Who are you?" ”

"Uh-huh." The woman snorted, looked at Zhang Ze shyly, and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm a spit elf." ”

Dressed like a goblin, you are shy of wool, Zhang Ze couldn't help muttering, straightened the collar of his clothes and said, "What's going on?" (Don't doubt it, it's in the mind, the soul state is of course human.) ）

"Do you want to listen to it a little more complicated or to listen to it a little simpler?" The woman walked up to Zhang Ze, her lips opened slightly, and a warmth brushed through Zhang Ze's ears, which made Zhang Ze's heart flutter.

Licking his tongue, Zhang Ze kept struggling in his heart, whether to fall down or to pounce, in the end, the senior house's surname made Zhang Ze make a choice, looked at the woman with a cold face, and said with a serious face: "Keep it simple." ”

"You've crossed over."

"I crossed over?" Zhang Ze was stunned, this was too concise, and immediately smiled bitterly: "That's a little complicated." ”

"You were transformed by the Spit Star and then crossed."

"Are you really complaining elves?" Zhang Ze was furious, he was so concise when he needed information.

"Dear, it's like a family." The spit elf straightened up the pair of murder weapons in front of his chest, which instantly made Zhang Ze fall into a coma with a wild nosebleed.

"Dear, five thousand yuan." The spit elf smiled and disappeared in front of Zhang Ze.

Waking up from the coma again, Zhang Ze finally understood what happened to the whole thing, it turned out that when he was playing a game, he was seen by the Tucao Star, and when he saw Zhang Ze playing the game, he quarreled with people often in a sentence to send the opponent away, without any emotional fluctuations, so the Tucao Star Man felt that Zhang Ze's ability to complain was too low, out of humanitarianism, the Tucao Star Man directly transformed his body when Zhang Ze was sleeping, in order to better cultivate Zhang Ze to become a Tucao Star Man, Therefore, the Tucao Star Man transferred Zhang Ze to another dimension, so there was the first scene of the story.

Spit energy, you can summon a spit every ten points, as for other uses, Zhang Ze doesn't know yet.

"Spit summoning." Zhang Ze weakly recited the summoning spell of sorrow, what is this, and the summoning has to be complained. I saw a flash of light, and a humanoid creature wearing a gray robe appeared in front of Zhang Ze, covering his face with a red cloth, and the cyan skin was faintly visible under the hat, like a monk in the demonic beast.

"La-la." As soon as the acolyte appeared, he danced with his hands, and when he looked closely, his hands were actually in the posture of riding a horse, and his long gray robe swayed rhythmically with his body.

"Horse dance?" Zhang Ze was amazed, looking at the monk-like creature floating in the air in front of him, Zhang Ze couldn't help but complain: "This benevolent brother, do you have legs?" ”

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