030 The Queen Mother's decree
"Of course, don't look at who your mother and I am?" After Zhang Jin's mother said a word smugly, she suddenly realized that the 'outline' she had originally spoken was disrupted by her cunning son, and hurriedly pulled the topic back to the main line she had predetermined, "Don't pat yourself on the back, don't want to fool your mother this time." Say, when are you and Xiaoyezi going to have a child? The little leaf in Zhang Jin's mother's mouth is the nickname she called Zhang Jin's ex-wife Ye Hong.
Zhang Jin's mother likes Ye Hong as much as Ye Hong's mother likes Zhang Jin. The affectionate jiashi made Zhang Jin's sister see it, and they were all jealous and hot. When Zhang Jin and Ye Hong divorced, what they were most worried about was that the parents of the two parties could not accept it. Ye Hong's parents couldn't hide it because they lived in the same city and often met before the divorce, but the divorce between the two was a way to hide it from Zhang Jin's parents who were far away in the capital. So until now, Zhang Jin's mother doesn't know that the little leaf she likes like her daughter is no longer her daughter-in-law.
Zhang Jin smiled bitterly: "Mom, you don't have to be in such a hurry, right?" I am not yet thirty years old, and this is the period when men are most able to enjoy life. You can just do it, let that grandson show up later, and let me enjoy it for two more years? Man...... It's never too late to have a child at the age of forty! ”
Zhang Jin's words attracted fierce criticism from Li Qin: "You don't think it's too late, what about Xiaoyezi?" Did you know that it is dangerous for a woman to have a child when she is older? That's called advanced maternal age! How do you know to take care of yourself and not know how to feel sorry for others? ”
Zhang Jin's smile was even more bitter, although he thought to himself, 'I don't know where the my future child is!' Anyway, it has nothing to do with the little leaves that your old man likes. But her mouth was still covered with a perfunctory question: "Mom, Ye Zi is only twenty-six years old this year, is she still early from the age of advanced mothers?" ”
"Early? Not early, not at all! Now this age is just right, and while Ye Zi and her mother are still young, I can help you take care of the child. Otherwise, in two years, we will all be old, what will happen to the children? Who's going to bring it? If I find a stranger to be a babysitter, I'm not at ease! Haven't you seen it said on TV that many children are left alone at home for a long time because their parents have no time to discipline, either have autism or learn badly? Tell you that children are responsibilities, you can't just think about yourself, you have to think about your children......"
Zhang Jin felt very aggrieved, and hurriedly defended: "Mom~, this birth is a matter of two people, even if I think about it, I can't do it?" It's not going to happen in a hurry, is it? ”
"Sensei gave me a call, I called Yezi, and she said that you don't want to have children so early! ¥#¥%......" Now Li Qin's tone is even more impulsive.
Zhang Jin, who was trained by his mother, was completely speechless, and after a while, he was stunned by the training before he remembered to make an excuse to interrupt: "Mom, you see I'm busy now, otherwise we will talk again if we have a chance?" But I thought in my heart, "Ye Hong, this witch, won't make me feel better if I'm divorced." It's just ...... to go to my mother to slander me and accuse me of being crooked."
"Oh, okay then......" Li Qin, who has been a teacher for decades and is used to training students, is a little unsatisfied, and she really misses the days before retirement.
"Hey, wait a minute......" Just when Zhang Jin was relieved and wanted to hang up the phone, an eager voice came from the microphone again, which made Zhang Jin's heart rise to his throat again, fortunately, this time my mother was no longer talking about the 'next generation'.
"By the way, I made you angry, Mom forgot all about business." After the queen mother reprimanded her a little unreasonably, she continued: "Aren't you a doctor in Shenzhen, do you know how to compare haode weight loss hospitals." Your sister-in-law's soldiers ran back from Tsu City. ”
The name of the little soldier in my mother's mouth is Qi Bing, and he is the son of Zhang Jin's aunt, who is ten years younger than Zhang Jin. Maybe it's because he was the only son and only grandson of his uncle's Qi family since he was a child, and he was loved by thousands of people, and he ate well since he was a child, but as a result, he was overnourished. As a result, although he is only nineteen years old now, although he is more than 190 centimeters tall, he also weighs more than 200, and the unit is still kilograms! This 'burly' body shape is simply a mountain of meat in the eyes of others!
Qi Bing, a junior in high school this year, suddenly went into shock during a physical education class half a year ago, and was taken to the hospital by ambulance, where he was found to be suffering from a disease called 'poor ventilation syndrome', which is a high-risk disease caused by obesity, and can even be life-threatening in the long run. For the sake of this kid's life, Zhang Jin's aunt had to suspend him from school and send him to a well-known weight loss center in Tianjin City for treatment. As a result, I didn't expect that this kid had been spoiled since he was a child, where could he suffer this kind of hardship? Finally, when the first difficult period of weight loss had just begun, and the weight had not lost at all, he became a deserter and ran back home. ,
"Lose weight, ......" Zhang Jin thought of his grandmaster-level doctor's unpredictable methods and Qi Bing's closeness to him, and replied happily: "Okay, that's okay, I'll call my aunt later, and ask him to send Xiaobing over." When I arrived in Shenzhen, I placed him. ”
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hung up the phone of the queen mother at home, and called the aunt in the northeast hometown to determine the time when Qi Bing was in the depths. Less than five seconds after the call with his aunt ended, Zhang Jin's phone rang again. Looking at the name on the caller display, Zhang Jin couldn't help but let a smile hang on the corner of his mouth, and after answering the phone casually, he said unceremoniously: "Stinky boy, is the reaction quite fast!" What's the matter? If you have something to say, say it! "The one who called was the protagonist of the 'reselling' agreement that Zhang Jin had just reached with his sister-in-law, the big fat classmate Qi Bing.
Qi Bing's laughter on the other end of the phone was a little flattering: "Hehe, brother, that ...... It is...... I heard my mother say that you asked me to go to your deep market to lose weight...... Well...... Really? ”
Zhang Jin was like a mirror about what Qi Bing wanted to say, but he still asked knowingly and said in a rough voice: "Yes!" What's wrong? If you have something, don't talk about it, why don't you look like a man at all? ”
Qi Bing's tone became cautious: "That, brother, the weight loss center you contacted me won't be the same as the one in Jin City, right?" I can say in advance that I really can't stand that kind of diet. ”
"Can't endure hardship? Do you still want to lose weight? Do you want to be handsome? Do you want to be pretty? Do you want to live a long life? For this younger brother who is afraid of hardship, Zhang Jin hates iron and steel.
The other side of the microphone. Hearing his eldest brother's bewitchment, thinking of his slender and handsome appearance, and thinking of the beautiful eyebrows that flattered him, Roshan Qi Bing's voice suddenly became majestic, just like a soldier reporting for duty, and said loudly: "I want to!" But then, the kid's resolute voice collapsed again in less than two seconds, and he turned back to that depressed appearance, and said in a concerned voice: "But big brother, I really can't stand that kind of weight loss!" Under the watchful eye of a group of sadists, two cucumbers and half an apple a day, three sets of equipment three times in the morning, noon and evening, running, swimming, sauna ...... That's simply a special forces project. But people who are soldiers can still eat enough, and our typical example is to train refugee special forces! If I hadn't run early, I guess I would have died in Tsu by now. That's not a human life! ”
Zhang Jin was so angry that he didn't even feel in the mood to reprimand, Zuihou had no choice but to say weakly: "Okay, you can come with confidence, I will definitely not let you suffer that kind of hardship." With that, he hung up the phone heavily. At this time, Zhang Jin was already doubting whether it was a correct decision to bring such a lazy character like Zhu Bajie into his life.
After hanging up Qi Bing's phone, Zhang Jin re-walked into the hall to see the 'patient' who had been hanging by himself for a long time. Seeing that Hai Jufu had completely dissipated his previous sadness at this time, he was carrying a bamboo cigarette holder in his back hand in the spacious hall.
"Uncle Jufu, I'm sorry to keep you waiting! How do you feel now? ”
The first thing that answered Zhang Jin was Hai Jufu's raised right thumb, and then his excited, incredulous voice: "Divine doctor, you are really a divine doctor!" God, God is true. Then Hai Jufu pointed to the lead-colored heavy clouds outside the window that had been pressed very low with the bamboo cigarette pipe in his hand and said: "In the past, whenever I had this kind of weather, I couldn't get out of bed at all. The joints of the bones all over the body hurt as if a worm was burrowing into it. Even when I came here before, the weather wasn't so bad, and my body was already sour and uncomfortable. But Xiao Zhang, after these few stitches, my body is like a dozen pounds lighter, and this old bone stick is as light as if it has just been applied to fish oil, and it feels much better than when it was sunny. Oh, it's comfortable, it's so comfortable......"
Zhang Jin was proud in his heart, but he pretended to be humble and said modestly: "Uncle Jufu, I am not a miracle doctor, and your illness is not cured yet." Because your illness is worse than Uncle Juli's, the treatment time will be longer than that. Five days of acupuncture, four days of moxibustion before the root can be removed. So for the next few days, you're going to have to take an hour out of your time every afternoon to come to me. And these days have not been well yet, before going to bed at night, you had better use a hot towel to warm the joints for 15 minutes. ”
Hai Jufu's current mood is the same as that of Hai Juli who had just received the needle, and he was also shocked by Zhang Jin, and Zhang Jin's instructions were naturally in accordance with Ruolun's will, and there was nothing to do.
Taking advantage of the fact that the rain had not yet fallen, Zhang Jin sent away the joyful Hai Jufu, sat back on the sofa in the hall, pressed the 54-inch LED TV hanging on the wall, and lit a cigarette to relax again. But soon, he had to stand up again, but Hai Jufu, who had just been sent out by himself, came back.
"Uncle Jufu, do you have anything else?" Zhang Jin asked with some confusion.
Hai Jufu rubbed his hands a little stiffly, and said embarrassedly: "That Xiao Zhang! I just want to ask, there are quite a few people in our village who have my kind of disease, can you help them take a look? This disease is so torturous! As he spoke, Hai Jufu had a bitter look on his face.
"Absolutely!" Zhang Jin replied without hesitation. First of all, the villagers in this township are always not treated differently, and they have given this favor, which is also convenient for them to gain a foothold in this village; Secondly, although the experience value obtained from this treatment is far from being comparable with the two acres of fish ponds and dozens of chickens and ducks, it is also not comparable to the two acres of fruit and vegetable fields that have been seedlings and green, but it is not a piece of income. According to Grand's theory, 'no matter how small a mosquito is, it is also meat'!