031 My Big and Small Witch
After sending Hai Jufu away, Zhang Jin did not lie back on the sofa again, but as if he remembered something, he reached out and picked up the phone on the small table next to the sofa, and skillfully dialed the number of more than a dozen digits. After the number was broadcast, as soon as the phone rang, he couldn't wait to spit out in an angry voice: "Hey, what, what?" It's me. Ye Hong, you're sick, aren't you? How can you tell my mom that I don't want children? When did I say I don't want it anymore? Didn't you pour dirty water on me? ”
Ye Hong on the other side of the microphone was not stunned at all by Zhang Jin's ex-husband's roar, and as soon as Zhang Jin's voice fell, she relied on the high-pitched specialty of a female voice and roared back at a higher third-order decibels: "What are you fierce?" Who to scare? You think I'm afraid of you! Besides, can I be blamed for this? Mom, her old man calls me every once in a while, what can I say about this? I can't tell my mom that I'm separated from you, can I? Besides, this matter is a matter for the two of us, so isn't it natural to make you a scapegoat! ”
Obviously, Ye Hong didn't care about Zhang Jin's accusations at all, and Zhang Jin could even hear a bit of smugness in her high-pitched but still sweet voice. can be so unreasonable, among the people Zhang Jin knows, Ye Hong can be regarded as a scorpion-the only one!
Ye Hong's eloquent words made Zhang Jin's anger even stronger, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Then you can't say that you don't have time at all because you are on a business trip and are stationed in other places?" ”
"You're stupid, isn't that the equivalent of putting all the blame on me? It's strange that our mother doesn't train me, I'm not so stupid! Although he didn't roar, Ye Hong's tone was still so proud that Zhang Jin's teeth itched.
"It's all your responsibility, okay? If you don't say it, I'll call my mother in a while, it's because you're on a long business trip, so it's no fun to hold your grandson for a few years! Zhang Jin said viciously.
Ye Hong's tone was still unhurried, still so relaxed: "It's up to you, if my mother calls me because of this, I will tell her directly, we are divorced!" And I told her that you took the initiative! ”
Ye Hong's threat was obviously more effective, and Zhang Jin, who was originally angry and lion-like, suddenly turned into a frosted eggplant and wilted. Zhang Jin can imagine what her mother would be like if she knew that she had lost her favorite daughter-in-law. It will definitely make Zhang Jin cry and repent of the pain, shijie is the end.
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads...... Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp, and Tiger fell to Pingyang and was bullied by dogs...... Only villains and women are difficult to raise...... The villain is rampant when he gets his will...... In an instant, a few philosophical ancient words flashed in Zhang Jin's mind like lightning, and made him deeply understand the meaning of these words at once, who let himself have pigtails in other people's hands. So Zhang Jin, who lacked confidence, had to soften his tone, and helplessly opened the topic: "Aren't you in Malaysia, how can my mother have your number?" It won't be that you don't even change your number when you go abroad, right? Long international roaming plus long distances is not a small amount of money. ”
The smug tone in Ye Hong's voice was even more obvious, as if she was eager to beat gongs and drums to celebrate the victory of her and Zhang Jin's bickering in this round: "Stupid, don't you know that there is a function called 'Call Forwarding'?" And for some people's calls, I'm set to pay for them here. So my mom didn't know that I had changed my mobile phone number, let alone that I was on a business trip! I've been well prepared! Hey hey ......"
Zhang Jin rolled his eyes and was completely speechless, and after taking two deep breaths, he gritted his teeth and said, "Remember, you are no longer my wife, just call my mother aunt in the future." Don't us...... Our mother's name is so affectionate. As he spoke, he dropped the phone heavily.
In a high-end apartment in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, a beautiful young woman with a sultry smile smiled and said into the microphone, "What? Listening to your tone, it seems to be very angry, huh? Are you trying to bite me? Where do you want to bite? ”
However, she was answered by the sound of a 'beep' disconnection from the microphone. It was like a basin of cold water splashed on the top of her head, the beautiful young woman's originally proud smile suddenly disappeared, and a pair of good-looking willow eyebrows immediately stood upside down, and her cheeks bulged like a toad, gritting her teeth and saying: "Dead pig's head, dare to hang up my phone first!" Hmph, wait, I can't spare you! ”
And after Zhang Jin hung up the phone decisively without giving Ye Hong a chance to refute, his unprofessional anger instantly dissolved, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile like a mischievous victory, "Stinky pig's head, Lao Tzu just won't give you a chance to fight back, I'll suffocate you, hehe!" In fact, Zhang Jin was not as angry as he showed for Ye Hong's unscrupulous crooked behavior at his mother's unscrupulous attitude, which caused his mother's 'crusade' against him, and to put it bluntly, even if he was divorced, he still enjoyed the feeling of arguing with Ye Hong. The feeling is the same as before the divorce, as if the two are still together, and there is sweetness in the fire. No matter how desperately Zhang Jin denied it in his mouth and heart, in fact, he still hoped that Ye Hong, a stubborn woman, could return to his side again.
Not only Zhang Jin, but also for Ye Hong, the relationship between the two does not seem to have changed dramatically because the red book issued by the Civil Affairs Bureau has become a green book. Strong love is not so easy to wear away and forget! Even, it seems to be ...... It seems to be a little closer to the sweetness of first love and the hotness of love.
Just when the corners of Zhang Jin's mouth were mixed with sweet bitterness and fell into a trance of memories, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang again.
Zhang Jin woke up excitedly, and said to himself in a tone of expectation and helplessness: "It can't be that Ye Hong, a cautious Nizi, can't stand this anger and call again, right?" ”
When he handed the phone to his eyes and saw the caller ID clearly, Zhang Jin's face changed again, no longer the bitterness and sweetness mixed together, but became more complicated than this, "Oh my God, how can it be this little girl?" Isn't this the big magic star just gone, and the little demon star is coming again? Although he thought so in his heart, he still had to press the answer button under the urging of the mobile phone ringtone.
As soon as the phone was connected, Ye Meng's delicate voice with a crying voice came out of the earpiece: "Brother-in-law......" A heartfelt salutation, the tail note was infinitely elongated, and the tone rose and went low, which can be called ups and downs, just like Dou E who has been wronged.
Not to mention, this Nizi's voice was really powerful, and it suddenly scratched the tip of Zhang Jin's heart, making him anxious all of a sudden, thinking that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked: "Xiaomeng, what's wrong with you?" Was it bullied by someone? Tell me, tell me quickly. You're talking! …… Feed...... Hey, ......, hey, you're killing me! ”
After asking a few words, only Xiao Nizi's sobbing sound could be heard in the earpiece, and Zhang Jin was already flustered.
Although I have a headache about this little witch's various tricks and the youthful and hot body that doesn't pay attention to keeping a distance, Zhang Jin actually loves this Nizi! If anyone really dares to bully our little girl and sister-in-law, Zhang Jin is not afraid to work hard.
"It's you, it's you who bullied people. People have been looking for you every day for the past few days, but you have not been at home every time. Brother-in-law, do you hate Xiaomeng and are afraid that Xiaomeng will come to you, so you deliberately hide outside and refuse to come back? Ye Meng Xiaonizi sobbed with infinite resentment.
Zhang Jin, who finally heard Ye Meng speak, let out a long breath. Although he secretly felt funny about the reason for Ye Meng's sobbing, Zhang Jin, who was very fond of Ye Meng's children's grievances, still had to quickly clarify, "How could it be?" You know, my brother-in-law loves you the most, how can he hide from you? Don't be cranky, ah! ”
At this time, Zhang Jin had already forgotten to correct Ye Meng's title of 'brother-in-law', and his sincere attitude was comparable to taking an oath to join the party.
"If you don't hate me for coming here to annoy you, then you ...... Then you...... Why don't you always go home? Although Zhang Jin's nervousness and 'sweet words' made Ye Meng on the other end of the phone secretly feel a touch of sweetness in her heart, the little girl's tone still clearly showed some doubts.
"I ......" Zhang Jin was a little speechless. Zhang Jin really didn't want to tell this troublesome little girl about going to the countryside to 'go into hiding', otherwise even if this girl started school after a while, it would be enough for Zhang Jin to have a headache every weekend. If you lie to her, Zhang Jin didn't have a very good excuse for a while.
Before resigning, Zhang Jin didn't need a draft in the face of those medical representatives and pharmaceutical factory managers, and he was almost impeccable in making every lie sound and reasonable, which can be called 'talent is like a spring'. But only when facing the sisters Ye Hong and Ye Meng, Zhang Jin feels that he is short of words whenever he wants to lie, and he has a feeling of 'Jiang Lang is exhausted'.
Hearing Zhang Jin's 'I ......' for a long time without a follow-up, Ye Meng seemed to be convinced of his conjecture immediately, and the sobbing that had not completely subsided became more and more serious, and the grievance was enough to make June drift snow: "Sure enough, sure enough, my brother-in-law hates me...... Woo ......", when the matter came to an end, Zhang Jin couldn't care about the long-term and short-term pain, and hurriedly said that he moved to Haiwozi Village to 'retreat' like pouring beans into a bamboo tube, and said cautiously at the end: "Xiaomeng, did you hear clearly?" Brother-in-law doesn't hate you, brother-in-law lives outside during this time, so he hasn't come home these days. You can come to your brother-in-law's house, it's too late for your brother-in-law to welcome you! ”
"Really?" Ye Meng on the other end of the phone asked while twitching.
"Really!" Zhang Jin on the other side of the phone didn't care if the other party could see it, and nodded heavily while giving an affirmative answer.
"Then you come and pick me up now, I'm going to take a look!" Sure enough, the little girl immediately made a request to come.
"I'm not close to the city, and you see it's so late, why don't we change the day?" Zhang Jin held the idea of dragging it out, and asked cautiously tentatively.
"You're really lying to me, you're just trying to hide from me, but you didn't move outside at all, did you?" It didn't take long for the little girl to cry again.
At this moment, Zhang Jin was completely out of singing, slapped his head with a headache, and said busily: "Okay, okay, don't cry, can't I pick you up?" Go now! ”
The little girl's tone was like a child's face, and she changed when she said it, and suddenly jumped from resentment and sadness to happiness and flying, "Okay, hurry up, I'll wait for you!" With that, he hung up the phone.
However, Ye Meng's phone rang again as soon as she hung up, and Zhang Jin's weak voice still came from the microphone, "Girl, why are you still so in a hurry, and you hung up the phone before you can make it clear?" Where are you now? Where do you want me to pick you up? ”
"I'm in your house right now, hurry up and ......"