The second update -

The nerdy girl walked into the stone room gently, she walked very carefully, because she suspected that this cave was the place where the fairy sister and the fairy brother lived, which is the so-called fairy cave mansion, walking here, can you be careful? In case you offend the gods, it's not a joke.

When she walked into the stone room, the first thing she saw was not a room full of futons, but Li Yan standing in the corner of the house disguised as a statue. After only one glance, she didn't even see Li Yan's face clearly, so the nerdy girl bowed down in a panic: "In the next Duan Yu, I have no intention of offending the fairy brother and breaking into your cave by mistake, please bear with me......."

Li Yan doesn't move!

The nerd girl knelt on the ground and waited quietly for a while, seeing that the fairy brother did not move, she slowly raised her head and began to look at Li Yanlai seriously, and soon, she found that this was not a fairy, but a statue. The statue is made meticulously, not only the proportions of the body are very appropriate, but even the joints, bones, muscles and other things are made lifelike, and even ...... Even the little friend who stepped down had a ...... Of course, the nerdy girl hasn't seen what a man's buddy looks like, so there's no way to tell if it's really real. If you want to say that the only difference between this "statue" and people, that is, the skin, after all, it is a statue, the skin is dirty, it is covered with dust, and if you blow it lightly, you can puff up a lot of dust.

The nerd girl couldn't help but sigh: "Brother Fairy, your statue has been standing in this stone room for I don't know how many years, and it is really pitiful that it has accumulated so much ashes on your body...... Ouch, you're not wearing clothes. But I'm glaring at you like that. Tee is also rude...... You can rest assured. I turned a blind eye to that key position, cough, turn a blind eye......" She hurriedly bowed to Li Yan again, but her eyes secretly glanced at Li Yan's baby elephant.

Li Yan doesn't move! I cried out in my heart: It's over, the baby elephant has been watched.

"Brother Immortal, in the next Duan Yu, I saw my dignity today, and I died without regrets. Brother Fairy died here and lived alone, isn't it too lonely? She then smiled and said, "Oh, no, you still have a few fairy sisters to accompany you, but I almost forgot about it." ”

Li Yan doesn't move!

"Ah, how do I feel like you face?" The nerdy girl and Li Yan knew each other, and they chatted together for many days, but they hadn't seen each other for several months, and Li Yan's face was covered with a thick layer of ash, which she didn't recognize. I just feel like I've seen it somewhere.

Li Yan doesn't move!

The nerdy girl began to look at the stone room, and saw that the stone room was full of futons. One in the east and one in the west, stacked on top of each other, she couldn't help but wonder: "What's going on in this room, why do you put so many futons?" Ah, I see, these futons are for people to kneel on them and worship the fairy brothers. ”

She is a stupid person, a typical example of reading and reading stupidly, and she didn't think much about it at this time, so she took a futon from the side and put it in front of Li Yan's feet, and then knelt down deeply, and said: "Brother Fairy is above, it is natural to kowtow a few heads for you below, and you have prepared a futon for you, which is really considerate." ”

Li Yan doesn't move! Heartbeat but sweating: Oh my God, how crazy do you want this girl to be? Will you kowtow to a statue in a stone room for some reason? But then again, Duan Yu in the original book also kowtowed to the jade statue inexplicably.

I saw the nerd girl kowtowing several times on the futon, the futon was extremely dirty, these heads knocked down, her forehead and face were also covered with dust, extremely ugly, but she didn't care, and kowtowed a few more times.

The futon was made of coarse cloth, and after a long time, the cloth was powdered, and when a few heads were knocked, the burlap was torn apart, revealing a small silk bag inside.

When Li Yan saw this scene, he was immediately shocked: I'll rub, I looked for nearly a hundred futons here and didn't find the Northern Spiritual Skill, but I didn't expect Duan Yu to come in and take a futon, and the Northern Spiritual Skill was inside, this Nima is too pitiful, right? Don't bring such a playful person.

I saw the nerd girl open the silk bag, and really took out two cheats from it, one of which said "Northern Shengong", and the other wrote "Lingbo Weibu", the nerd girl only glanced at it, and was unhappy: "Oops, how is it a martial arts cheats?" Martial arts cheats or something is the most annoying.,My father always forced me to learn martial arts.,After entering the Black Wood Cliff.,The classmates around me are also practicing martial arts diligently.,I just don't like it.。 ”

With that, she planned to tear the two books apart.

In the original work of "Dragon Babu", Duan Yu was willing to learn martial arts because his fairy sister asked him to learn martial arts, but in this plane, things have changed a little, and the jade statue of the fairy sister no longer exists, and no one called Duan Yu to learn martial arts.

Li Yan was shocked at this moment, if these two precious cheats were torn up by Duan Yu, wouldn't it be a big pit, this is no longer the time to disguise the statue to cover up the shame, even if they are regarded as nude exhibitionists, they must keep these two precious cheats.

Li Yan hurriedly spoke: "Keep a book under your hands!" ”

As soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately scared the nerd girl half to death, exclaimed, and took a few steps back: "Ah, Brother Fairy, you ...... You...... How did you get moving? Aren't you a statue? ”

Li Yan was in a hurry and said, "Because I am an immortal, even a statue can move ......."

This kind of reason for Nima's cheating father, ordinary people will never believe it, but the nerdy girl will believe it, she clapped her hands and said: "I see, the gods are powerful, and they can move around when they become statues, which makes sense." May I ask Brother Fairy, what are you doing when you appear to be a spirit? Ah, did I make you angry because I didn't bring tribute? Wait, I'll go out and gather some fruit for you as a tribute. After speaking, she glanced at Li Yan's slippery body again, wiped a handful of sweat and said, "Why doesn't Brother Fairy wear clothes?" ”

Li Yan Khan: "Cough! Immortals, of course, must be unrestrained, clothes and such things are detrimental to style. When he said this, he blushed a little, and quickly changed the topic: "I don't want fruit as a tribute, if you give me those two books, it will be considered a tribute." ”

The nerd girl looked down at the book in her hand, shook her head and said: "Martial arts is a murder weapon, if you learn it, you will fight and kill, it's not good, this kind of book that records the murder weapon, how can it enter the eyes of the fairy brother, using such a thing as a tribute will make the fairy brother dusty, no, I can't take this kind of garbage to you, please allow me to tear them off, it's better to pick the fruit." ”

Li Yan is about to cry, Nima! Are you forcing me to be rude? If you don't give it to me, I'll have to rob it. But...... Is it really good to grab hard? After all, this is her fate, the Northern Shengong and Ling Bo Weibu are originally things that should belong to her, if I take a shot to snatch her things, will it be a little too unreasonable?

Li Yan cried and said with a sad face: "Don't tear up the book first, let's have something to say, can we reason carefully?" ”

"It's good to be reasonable, I like to be reasonable the most." The nerdy girl shook her head and said, "Please give me a few words first." ”

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "You said that martial arts are fighting, killing, and killing, not haode things, I don't agree with this." You must know that there are a lot of bad guys on this shijie, if you don't learn martial arts and are caught by bad guys and want to rob you of your belongings, what should you do? ”

The nerd girl said: "I have received Buddhist vows since I was a child, and my father invited a teacher to teach me to read the Four Books and Five Classics, poems and songs, and invited a senior monk to teach me to read Buddhist scriptures. For more than ten years, I have learned the Confucian benevolence, the Buddhists, the abstinence from killing and hatred, and the compassion of compassion...... If a bad guy wants to rob me of my possessions, it means that the bad guy is in dire need of a fortune, and if I give him my possessions, that's not bad. Gao Buddha has cut meat and served eagles, and I have a reputation for abandoning wealth and thieves, which is not a good story. ”

Li Yan: "......"

I'll it, this person is really funny. Li Yan said again: "Then the bad guys not only robbed you of your property, but also beat you?" ”

Duan Yu said: "The Buddha said that if someone hits you on the left cheek, you stretch out the right cheek to him as well. ”

Li Yan: "......"

Nima, is this a phrase spoken by the Buddha? How do I feel that I didn't say it from the Buddha?

Li Yan wiped a cold sweat: "Then what if the bad guys want to kill you?" You can't let him kill him. ”

The nerdy girl said seriously: "No, how can anyone come to kill me for no reason?" I didn't recruit anyone to mess with anyone. ”

Li Yan said again: "What if someone peeps at your beauty, or will they be rude to you?" You can't be rude to others, can you? You fought hard, and the other party was impatient, so he killed you with a knife, didn't this become a reason to kill you? ”

The nerdy girl was stunned for a moment, and then said blankly, "Am I beautiful?" ”

Li Yan said embarrassedly: "It's beautiful, it's just that the scholar's robe is a little dull, if you wear a good-looking women's dress, you will be slim and beautiful." ”

The nerdy girl haha smiled and said, "That's simple, if I keep wearing a scholar's robe, I won't be beautiful, and no one will peep at my beauty, no one will insult me, and I won't kill me, so I don't have to learn martial arts." ”

Li Yan Khan: There seems to be something wrong with this logical relationship?

"Oh shit, I can't stand it." Li Yan gave up reasoning with her, put on a serious face and said, "Do you think I'm an immortal?" ”

The nerdy girl said, "When! ”

Li Yan said: "Do you listen to the words of the gods? ”

The nerdy girl said, "Of course I listen." ”

Li Yan flattened his mouth and said: "That's it, don't tear up the book, quickly hand over the two cheats to me, and learn the above martial arts with me, otherwise ......" He wanted to say something about how to threaten her, but after thinking about it for a long time, it seems that there is nothing that can be used to threaten her, so he can't threaten to kill her, right? That doesn't make sense.

He had no choice but to say, "Otherwise, I won't play with you anymore!" (To be continued......)