The first update——

Don't play with you, why does it sound like a very terrifying threat, but in fact it is the most powerless threat, the children of kindergarten and primary school students will use this trick, and the effect is naturally useless, and the children who say this kind of thing often forget about it the next day. But for the perfect score man who has never had friends, this is the most terrifying and terrifying threat he can think of......

There is simply no way that anyone on this shijie will fall for such a threat!

However, the nerdy girl was hit, and she said in a hurry: "Wow, fairy brother, don't you don't want to play with me." ”

The nerdy girl has been completely stupid in reading, okay, in fact, Duan Yu is a typical big fool in the original book, and she is still very stupid in this plane, as soon as she heard Li Yan's words, she shouted urgently: "Brother Fairy, please don't abandon it, if you want a book, I'll give it to you." She stuffed "Northern Shengong" and "Lingbo Weibu" into Li Yan's hands together, and said seriously: "I saw a fairy for the first time in my next life, and it is also a fairy with five palaces and a little familiar, I feel very kind, you must not ignore me." ”

Li Yan was in a cold sweat, took two books, and wanted to put them in his pocket, but suddenly found that he didn't have a wisp of it, and he relied on a thick body of dust to cover his shame, and he didn't have any clothes at all, so how could he get his pockets? How do I put these two books?

He had no choice but to say embarrassedly: "Okay, now that you have given me the tribute, we can play together, let's go out of the cave first." My clothes are outside, wait for me to get dressed, and then play together. ”

The nerdy girl pouted: "The fairy statue also has to wear clothes?" ”

Li Yan wiped his cold sweat and said, "Why don't the immortals wear clothes?" You see those gods and Buddhas in temples and Taoist temples. They're all dressed, aren't they? ”

The nerdy girl clapped her hands and said, "I see! Immortals really want to wear clothes. She thought about it again. I just saw a set of men's clothes by the lake. It seems that this fairy brother's clothes are a little incomprehensible, why does the fairy brother take off his clothes outside, is this some kind of special ritual?

Li Yan said: "You go ahead." ”

The nerd girl said: "I am a mortal scholar, how can I walk in front of the immortals, or you go in front." ”

Li Yan had no choice but to walk in front, and the nerdy girl watched him walk from behind, only to see his two buttocks pulling muscles when walking. I wondered in my heart: Isn't this fairy a statue made of stone? How does it feel like it's made of meat? No, I really want to reach out and touch it to see if his skin is as hard as a stone or as soft as an ordinary person, but it's rude to touch the fairy's ass with your hand, right? If you want to say it well, the tiger's ass can't be touched, but the tiger is not as powerful as the fairy, and the fairy's ass is even more untouchable.

Li Yan didn't know that the girl in the back was thinking nonsense, he was in the front hand, but the nerdy girl in the back stretched out a hand and made a gesture to touch the soft flesh on Li Yan's buttocks. I want to touch but don't dare to touch it, and I am in a dilemma.

By this time, the two had already reached the mouth of the cave. Li Yan saw a big stone on the ground, and he was afraid of tripping his feet, so he stopped, wanting to remind the girl behind him to walk carefully and not to fall.

But as soon as he stopped, the nerdy girl behind him couldn't stop it, and the hand stretched out in mid-air in a dilemma touched Li Yan's ass at once. She was taken aback and quickly withdrew her hand, but it was just that short moment of contact, she already felt that Li Yan's skin was soft and elastic, not a cold stone.

Li Yan Khan: Brother's ass was actually touched by a woman, my God, are you a nerd or a female hooligan? Angrily turned around and said, "What are you doing?" ”

The nerdy girl stammered, "I ...... I'm not...... Not intentionally...... Where you have offended Brother Fairy, please bear with me......"

Seeing her like this, Li Yan was inconvenient to get angry, and snorted: "Don't touch me around, can you touch the immortals casually?" ”

"Yes, yes! Never touch it again. The nerdy girl lowered her head to admit her mistake, and when she looked up again, Li Yan walked forward again, and she looked intently, and a strange palm print appeared in the place where she had touched it with her hand just now......

It turned out that the slap she had just touched on Li Yan's body, and the dust that was originally on Li Yan's body was glued by her hand, and the result was ...... The dusty battle suit that Li Yan used to cover his shame was just like that, and it was in the shape of a palm, revealing a piece of skin inside, but a little flesh color could be seen.

The nerdy girl was taken aback: "Brother Fairy, your skin has fallen off." ”

"Peeling?" Li Yan looked back blankly, glanced at his buttocks, and was suddenly embarrassed: Nima, the skin of a palm print is exposed, how unsightly this is, my God.

The nerdy girl said: "I didn't expect that the flesh of the statue is also soft, not as hard and cold as I imagined." ”

Li Yan couldn't afford to be injured anymore, he just wanted to quickly fool her and walk away, and then take a shower and get dressed as fast as he could, he stepped out of the hole with one foot, and pulled his legs to run to his clothes. Unexpectedly, as soon as he got out of the hole, he almost hit his head on a person's body, and when he looked closely, the person who came was actually the free and easy girl Ling Hu Chong. I saw that she had just taken a bath, changed into clean clothes, and was fragrant, and the smell of wine that she could usually smell on her body couldn't smell at all now.

It turned out that the free and easy girl remembered the task given to her by Yue Buqun, and she had to cooperate with Li Yan to get the cheats, and if she was not afraid of sacrifice, no discipline, no dignity, she had to bring the cheats back to Yue Buqun safe and sound. With this matter in her mind, she finished taking a shower as quickly as she could, and came to Li Yan's side to help him.

Just as he was about to enter the cave, he saw Li Yan covered in black plaster, and he rushed out of the cave naked.

The free and easy girl sweated: "You...... What's your look? Fast...... Cover the underneath and don't stain my eyes. ”

Li Yan was also sweating profusely and wanted to cover his crotch with both hands, but found that he was holding a cheats book in his left and right hands, isn't it just right? He put the two cheats side by side and went down, these two books were quite wide, and they immediately blocked the key parts.

At this time, the nerdy girl who followed behind also walked out of the cave, and saw a woman standing in front of Li Yan, but the woman's face was just blocked by the back of Li Yan's head, and she couldn't see her face. If he could see the face, he would be able to recognize that it was Linghu Chong, but he couldn't see it, so the nerdy girl thought, "Could it be that the fairy sister who took a bath on the other side of the lake just now is dressed and here?" They are immortal couples, meet here, it's not good for me, a mortal, to disturb in the back, right? It's better to quickly kneel down and kowtow reverently. ”

The nerdy girl didn't think much about it, and with a pop she fell to the ground, lowered her head, and didn't dare to look at it again.

The free and easy girl said: "What are you guys doing?" ”

Li Yan glanced at her and snorted with his mouth: "Ahem, I'm a statue." ”

"No kidding, get down to business." The free and easy girl said: "Did you find the thing?" ”

Hearing her ask something, Li Yan's eyes naturally glanced towards the two cheats, and these two cheats were now being used by him to cover his shame, so his eyes became Xiangxia's face: "Found it." ”

The free and easy girl was overjoyed: "Where? Following his gaze, she saw the two books that Li Yan used to cover important parts, and she wiped her sweat and said, "This is the martial arts secret book you said can heal my internal injuries?" Is it the secret book that my master said can save the luck of the Great Song Dynasty and save the people in the world? ”

Li Yanhan said: "It's definitely no problem to treat your internal strength, just save the common people or something...... Ahem......"

The free and easy girl was overjoyed and said, "Great, bring it to me to see." "Reach out and grab the book.

If it was usual, Li Yan would have let her arrest the book, but now it can't be done, he uses this book to cover his important parts, if he is caught by the free and easy girl, won't he run naked again? And as soon as the book is taken away, the little friend will immediately be seen by the free and easy girl, which can't hurt.

Li Yan's hands tightened, holding the book tightly: "I can't give this to you...... Can you let me get dressed and then give it to you? ”

The free and easy girl said: "The people of the world, which is more important than the safety of martial arts and your clothes?" Give me the book quickly, and I'll send it back as quickly as possible for Master and her old man to see. ”

Li Yan Khan said: "There is no inevitable connection between the common people in the world and the safety of martial arts and whether I wear clothes or not, don't let me have anything to do with the mess...... What's wrong with me getting dressed and giving you a book? Can't you wait for half a pillar of incense? ”

The free and easy girl said: "In every blink of an eye, there are people dying, there are foreign countries eyeing each other, and there are evil villains trying to subvert the Great Song Dynasty, let's not talk about half a pillar of incense time, even the time of a blink of an eye must be saved......"

"Save me your head."

"Give it to me!"

"Can't give!"

The two argued for a few words, and the free and easy girl reached out to grab the book.

If a bad guy wants to snatch Li Yan's book, he will definitely kick the goods, but the free and easy girl is not a bad guy, but a friend, Li Yan didn't want to be rough with his friend, so he had to turn around and run away. This turn of the head jumped away, and the ass was exposed, and the free and easy girl looked over from behind, only to see that Li Yan's ass had an obvious palm print, which was clearly touched by someone on the buttocks.

She couldn't help but exclaim, "You...... What's going on with your ass? ”

Li Yan pointed to the nerd girl and said, "It was touched by the person next to him." ”

At this time, the nerdy girl was lying on the ground, looking very respectful, but she lowered her head, and the free and easy girl didn't recognize her, only knowing that she was the scholar who had just entered the valley. Why would a scholar touch Li Yan's ass? Thinking of this problem, the free and easy girl couldn't help but change her complexion, the man touched the man's buttocks, this is extremely abnormal, if it wasn't for him to be perverted, it was that he wanted to steal Li Yan's things, so he would reach out and touch it, and Li Yan was naked, there was nothing to steal at all, except for these two cheats...... That is to say, this scholar wants to snatch the cheats from Li Yan.

The free and easy girl remembered what the master said, the cheats are bound to be obtained, and they must not be given to others. She swiped the ground and pulled out her sword from her waist and shouted to the nerdy girl, "You...... Want to grab cheats? (To be continued......)

PS: Thank you Yunqi Qinggu and 0o Shih Tzu Dog o0 for rewarding 100 starting coins