"Xiaoxiao, you smile so strangely, do you understand?" The gossip girl Ning Jia was still immersed in the three questions, and when she saw Xiaoxiao showing a coquettish expression, she immediately asked curiously.

Xiaoxiao smiled: "I probably guessed seven, seven, eight, eight." ”

"What do you mean, tell me about it?" The person who said this sentence was not Ning Jia, who was gossiping, nor was she a chartered woman who was also gossiping, but Teacher Cang, who was literary and artistic. Only then did the girls remember that Teacher Cang was a woman with a strong desire for knowledge, and to some extent, she could even be regarded as the most curious girl in the room

Under the curious gaze of several flower girls, Xiaoxiao had a great sense of accomplishment. For her lace edge, the feeling of being watched by a beautiful woman is the same as the feeling of a normal man when he is worshiped by a beautiful woman.

Enjoying this wonderful feeling, Xiaoxiao Dao broke the mystery: "The first question, it's very simple, Gu Juji, this allusion comes from a treasure island variety show "I guess, I guess, I guess" more than 100 years ago, at that time, a host named Brother Xian pointed out that the name Gu Juji means to have a huge base chicken, he is simply the pride of Chinese men......"

"So that's the case, I understand" Ning Jia's face was not red or breathless, and it seemed that she often discussed such topics with Xiaoxiao.

"That's pretty much what I guessed, that's what I just thought." The charter wife is more calm, and a female man like her usually likes this kind of topic.

"You" Teacher Cang not only blushed, even his neck was red, but also the roots of his ears were as red as flowers in Shandandan. She really didn't understand that the three girls Weishenme could discuss such vulgar and lascivious topics so calmly, as if they were nothing.

Xiaoxiao's face was calm, a pair of cat's eyes swept Cang Yan's chest, and said in a somewhat flirtatious tone: "Teacher Cang, I know what you want to say, do you think we are not reserved and shameless?" You're wrong, judging from everyone's reaction at this second, several of us are pure, but it's you, who doesn't seem to be very pure...

"What do you say...... I? I'm not pure? Teacher Cang only felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, and felt that Xiaoxiao was shouting to catch a thief, and inexplicably splashed her with dirty water.

"Don't be angry yet, listen to me explain to you." The more Xiaoxiao spoke, the more energetic he became, and he gushed endlessly: "If you think about it carefully, the three questions just now tested the purity index. So what is the purity index? Here I would like to make an allusion. I don't know if you have all heard of 'Dongliu and Xiwei, two masters, Dongliu refers to Liu Suiyun, a traditional Chinese martial arts master, and Xiwei refers to Wei Xie, a new qigong master. A hundred years ago, Master Wei Xie Wei left a very classic eight-character mantra - the eight words of great lewdness and purity, which are the portrayal of Master Wei's lifelong emotional experience, and he will always be my idol."

After a pause, the cat-eyed girl continued: "These eight words are easy to understand, some people look pure, but in fact they are very lewd. Or that the purer a person looks on the outside, the more lascivious he is in nature. Some people, in turn, look lascivious but are actually pure. People tend to be more lascivious on the outside, and the purer they are on the inside......"

Speaking of this, Xiaoxiao directly named him: "I said don't be angry, let's discuss it." For example, Mr. Cang, you look pure on the outside, and when you hear the answer just now, you still feel that we are not pure, but in fact, the real impure is you, and you are the legendary ...... of the great lewd Ruo Chun."

"I'm coughing and I'm ......" Teacher Cang was directly choked by this argument, and she couldn't stop coughing as soon as she opened her mouth, and then she didn't have the strength to refute it, and fell into an endless cough.

"Don't be so excited, everyone is so familiar, Teacher Cang, don't worry, we won't tell the secret of your [Great Lewd Ruochun]." Xiaoxiao took an inch, and decisively buttoned the big hat of "great obscenity and purity" to Teacher Cang, and then said solemnly: "The three questions raised by that guy just now are just a test of a person's purity index. These three questions seem sensual and essentially a great purity. ”

As he spoke, the little lazy cat showed a bit of pride: "As for the three of us, don't look at the seemingly lewd topic we just discussed, in fact, we are all pure in our hearts, and we are looking at the problem with a pure mentality." Therefore, I feel that I am a pure and lewd person, and that loss of lewdness is just my appearance, and purity is my true essence."

"Well, it makes sense, my essence is also pure." Ning Jia echoed her best friend's remarks.

"Yes, I also think I'm a pure person. Sometimes I can't help but wonder while watching male and female art films, am I too pure? The charter woman wisely chose to stand on the side of "stealing customers", there is no way, if she is not a wise team, she will be criticized as a lewd woman.

Teacher Cang was about to collapse, and under the joint attack of three girls with sharp teeth, Teacher Cang only felt that he was a canoe swaying in the waves, and there was a possibility of capsizing at any time.

To add insult to injury, she also had a strange delusion. When everyone thinks that a person is a big adulterer, even that person himself will subconsciously believe the public's point of view. For example, now, even Mr. Cang himself feels that he is a little lewd.

There is also a little factual basis for such an illusion, for example, even Mr. Cang himself can't figure it out, and he usually likes to buy some extremely sexy underwear and pajamas?

Even Ning Jia's unrestrained hot girl in the new era, the style of pajamas is relatively average, and the degree of anger is far worse than Mr. Cang's various ecstasy pajamas. Once Ning Jia and Xiaoxiao were not only amazed, thinking that Teacher Cang's inner things were too sultry, in other words, too sullen.

Could it be that literature and elegance are just the appearance of themselves, but in fact, they are very lascivious in nature?

Thinking of this, Teacher Cang was messy.

Shinoxiao circled around and returned to the topic: "Come on, let's move on to the second topic of purity." ”

"I'll tell you the second one, I've guessed it." The charter lady carried forward the style of a female man, and coaxed: "Zhang Genshuo, this name has two meanings, one is 'with a huge one, and the other is'a person with a huge life,...... It's a good name, and it's worthy of the pride of a stick man."

"Wow, charter wife, your purity index is too high, can you even think of this?" Ning Jia was shocked and deeply impressed by the purity index of the chartered woman.

"I must tell you the truth, Wang Xiaopang's purity index is still what I taught him back then" The charter woman looked proud, but she was actually empty-hearted. The reason why she was able to guess it was because Wang Xiaopang had announced the answer before. If the little fat man hadn't put forward the three keywords of Jang Keun Suk, even if the charter wife wanted to break her head, she wouldn't have been able to think of who was the pride of Korean men.

Xiaoxiao was robbed of the limelight by the charter wife, and said unhappily: "Then do you know that Weishenme Larry Bird is the pride of the Yankees?" ”

The charter lady thought about it for a while, and quickly hung her head and said, "This question is too profound, and my purity index is not enough." ”

Xiaoxiao asked Ning Jia again: "What about you?" ”

Ning Jia also shook her head: "I don't know, do you know?" ”

"Emi Tofu, several female donors, it seems that you are not very pure, and at the critical moment, the lewd nature of your heart is finally exposed. But it doesn't matter, let the old man enlighten you with the Dharma of Boundless Joy......" Xiaoxiao pronounced a Buddha name, like a monk opening the altar to preach the scriptures, and said with a Zen voice: "The answer is very simple, NHAf legend Larry Bird has many nicknames, one of which is - Big Bird Bird

"It's so pure, I understand," the charter woman clapped her hands and suddenly realized.

This time Ning Jia didn't speak, and her little face was a little red.

"You talk, I'll go back to the room first." Teacher Cang has completely collapsed, and can only cry,

The only thing that remained calm was the stupefied.

Because, this naturally cute girl still hasn't understood the meaning of the three answers.