Volume 1 [138] Kunshen and the Machine Tyrant
Brother Gao Chao didn't react at all, ignoring the begging gaze of the charter wife, and stared at Wang Xiaopang silently.
"What's the noise, is shijie fighting?"
Wang Xiaopang's voice just now was too loud, and Ning Jia, who was gossiping, was the first to rush out to watch the excitement.
Soon, Teacher Cang, who heard the movement, also came out, and then Duddy and Xiaoxiao also came out together.
"Chubby?" Ning Jia looked at Wang Yitian in surprise, and asked the charter wife again: "What's wrong with your cousin?" ”
"That's the case...... the charter lady said with a bitter face, and told the previous incident.
"It's too much, how can there be such a thing?" Ning Jia was angry before she could finish listening, and then she unfolded her mind and said angrily: "You guys say that white-haired tyrannosaurus brother, it must be Bao Long's stinky rascal, I said a long time ago, there is no good person who deals with Tian Jingjing's slut."
"Why, just because you're a bit like the fat black guy in the game, they beat you?" Xiaoxiao was also angry, this young woman who was already prone to enthusiasm was filled with indignation, and said to Cang Yan: "Teacher Cang, aren't you very familiar with the senior management of the university town management committee?" This kind of thing must not be tolerated, I think it is necessary to notify the management, let the sports institute expel all those bastards from this kind of scum, and it is better to get rid of the university town"
Three women in one play, not to mention that there are five women at the moment.
The five flower girls chattered and talked about it, and it seemed that the two men present looked like soy sauce players.
Fate, it's fate
Kunshen looked at Wang Xiaopang with a new target, and found that this little fat paper was actually a little similar to the shape in his game. Under this kind of coincidence that makes people laugh and cry, this sad little chubby paper can be regarded as carrying the black pot for himself. Looking at Wang Xiaopang, who was beaten into a pig's head, even a shameless person like Kunshen was a little overwhelmed.
Wang Xiaopang is even more willow than Hui Liuxia, completely ignoring the five sister papers that are at least above the flower level, a pair of eyes full of resoluteness stared at Gao Chao, and his voice was louder than before: "I will do what I say, if you don't accept me, I won't get up"
"What's going on here?"
Several girls were stunned again, and they couldn't understand the situation.
The charter wife didn't look good at Kunshen's face, after all, Kunshen was a great help today, she was really embarrassed to make trouble for her cousin in the cottage, and said with a bitter face: "This little fat man was beaten and confused, and he had to learn sanda from Brother Gao Chao, saying that he wanted to be his apprentice...... Guy, brother, it's Sanda, right? ”
Gao Chao sneered and said, "Sort of." ”
"Wow, Brother Gao Chao, are you still going to sanda?" Ning Jia's eyes lit up, and she looked at Gao Chao's brother again.
"Don't tell me, those four stinky rascals, you ran away?" Xiaoxiao, a girl with a bit of violent tendencies, was also interested, and a pair of big eyes flickered at Kunshen, making people bear to refuse to answer her questions.
"Run away? underestimated him too much, he directly knocked the four people unconscious" Wang Xiaopang was really broken in his brain today, which pot was not opened, and he told the truth at once.
Hearing this, except for the charter wife, the four girls present were dumbfounded, and they all saluted Kun Shenxing.
After changing his usual time, being watched by a beautiful woman with such fiery and adoring eyes, Kunshen will feel very cool. But today's time, place and occasion are not right, and Kunshen has no heart to pick up girls, so he said to Wang Xiaopang: "You get up first and then talk." ”
"I won't get up, unless you promise me" Wang Xiaopang ate the scales and insisted to the end.
Looking at Wang Xiaopang's blue nose and swollen face, it was really pitiful, and the sensitive teacher Cang moved her heart of compassion again, gently pulled the sleeve of her new "good sister" Gao Chao, and pleaded for the little fat man: "You just promise him, let him exercise, and defend himself, so as not to be bullied in the future." ”
"Yes, it's not ancient now, what else do you think about the portal, what's the big deal about accepting an apprentice?" Xiaoxiao was helping on the side, and as soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly found that Gao Chao's eyes were a little strange when she looked at her. This made Xiaoxiao shiver secretly, and she only remembered that the exciting scene of herself sitting on the toilet and eating instant noodles this morning was clearly seen by Gao Chao......
Gao Chao didn't want to rub it any longer, and said in a deep voice: "I don't have any opinions, but I have high requirements for accepting apprentices, and those who are not talented enough will not accept them until they kneel to death." I'm not afraid to tell you that if you don't have enough talent, you won't be able to practice even if you die. ”
Wang Xiaopang was stunned for a while, and several girls also sweated for the little fat man. After all, no matter how you look at it, Wang Xiaopang doesn't look like the kind of martial arts wizard with clear bones and strange ape arms and bee waists.
However, the little fat man was not dead yet, and asked, "What talent do you need?" ”
Gao Chao said solemnly: "Learn kung fu from me, don't look at physique, don't look at IQ, just look at the purity index"
Hearing this, not only the four beautiful neighbors were stunned, but the charter wife was also stunned.
Which sect is this the entry rule, and accepting apprentices only looks at the purity index?
The five girls looked at each other, and they really couldn't understand what Gao Chao wanted to make trouble.
"Hahahahahahaha......" Wang Xiaopang suddenly laughed exaggeratedly, the more he laughed, the crazier he became, as if he had talked about what he was most proud of, and said confidently: "Master, if you want to say something else, I may not be able to." But when it comes to purity index, I think that the earthlings can no longer stop me, and to tell you the truth, my childhood idol is the [King of Purity] Niu Pure"
Gao Chao said indifferently: "When I was getting started, my teacher asked me six questions, and I answered all of them correctly, so I was fortunate to learn some skills from him. I'll give you a discount, ask you three questions, and as long as you can answer them, I'll take you. Ugly words ahead, if you answer any one incorrectly, you won't have a chance to come back."
Wang Xiaopang nodded heavily: "Okay, you let the horse come over"
Not only are the parties full of fighting spirit, but the charter wife, Ning Jia and Xiaoxiao, the three little women who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic, are also very interested, and their brains are turning or something, they are the most energetic.
Gao Chao thought for a few seconds and began to ask the question: "Just ask three very simple brain teasers, and you need to guess the names of three people." Listen up, the first question, the pride of Chinese men, guess a showbiz star.
Three energetic girls, you look at me, I look at you, I didn't guess the answer.
And the person concerned, Wang Xiaopang, didn't think about it, and replied: "Gu Juji"
Gao Chao's eyes flashed, and he asked again: "The pride of Korean men, also guess a showbiz star." ”
Ning Jia Xiaoxiao's charter wife looked at each other again, but she didn't guess the answer.
Wang Xiaopang thought for a second this time and replied: "Jang Geun Suk"
Wen Yan Gao glanced at Xiao Pang, was silent for two seconds, and asked: "The third question, the pride of American men, guess a sports star." ”
This time, Wang Xiaopang thought for three seconds and replied, "Larry Bird."
In just a few seconds, the three questions have been asked, and as for whether Wang Xiaopang's answer is a standard answer, this has yet to be revealed. The five girls present were very curious, and they also sweated for the little fat man. And Xiaoxiao and Ning Jia, the two most gossipy girls, are still thinking about the answers, as for Dudu and Teacher Cang, they are at a loss, and they don't understand the meaning of those three questions, let alone what Wang Xiaopang's three answers mean
Quiescence.
The living room was so silent that a pin could be heard dropping it on the floor.
After a long time, Gao Chao showed a hint of a smile and said to Wang Xiaopang: "I'll give you a week to recuperate, so that you can do it yourself." ”
The little fat man was stunned for a moment, and then said in ecstasy: "Master, have you agreed to accept me?" ”
Master Gao smiled noncommittally, leaving everyone with an unfathomable back, turned around and returned to the room.
"That's it? No, what do these three questions mean? The charter lady was so curious that she hurriedly pestered her cousin and asked, "Little fatty, tell me quickly, what do those three answers mean?" ”
Wang Xiaopang stood up, and an unfathomable smile appeared on the pig's head face, and said mysteriously: "Sister, with your purity index, you won't understand what you say, I'll go first." ”
After saying that, he really left, and there were only five girls left in the living room who didn't figure out the situation.
At this moment, the atmosphere of the scene is simply a bit mysterious. If the legendary "historians of later generations" were present, they would have written a lot about today's events. Because, the two legends who will be inducted into the Game Hall of Fame in the future, [Supreme Kunshen] Gao Chao and Liao Ba] Wang Yitian, became masters and apprentices on this day of this year.
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