Fourth, zero cute, taste idiot royal sister
(2nd Update)——
Li Yan didn't know what medicine was sold in her gourd, but seeing that she was fearless, he didn't say anything more. You must know that Li Yan is not a person who is afraid of things, when the soldiers are coming to block it, the water is flooding, and when he can't bear it, it's a big deal to rely on the evil sword technique and Tiyun Zong to escape a bloody way, and he can't be cowardly here, and he will lose face. And the ponytail girl is not a person who is afraid of things, although she has become a woman in this plane, but her pride has not diminished at all, although tens of millions of people have gone to me, accompanying Li Yan to wait for the people of the Wuyue Sword Sect to fight, she is not afraid at all.
The royal sister looked at them with a smile and said softly: "After looking at the two villains of the Taishan faction just now, and the room full of diners who refuse to speak with their conscience, I thought that the atmosphere in the Central Plains was very bad, but you made me see that there are also good people in the Central Plains, and my trip is worth it!" ”
Li Yan couldn't help asking, "May I ask my sister's surname?" ”
The royal sister shook her head and said, "In the Western Regions, as long as you report my name, all the diners within a radius of a few miles will flee, and they won't be able to eat for a few days." Alas...... My name has been completely blackened, and I dare not tell you. ”
Li Yan sweated profusely, thinking: This is also true, after eating the snake soup you made, I lost my appetite when I heard your name. When you say this, even I don't dare to listen to your name, otherwise someone will suddenly mention you during dinner in the future, and I will have to turn my stomach at that time. I had to ask, "Then what are you doing in the Central Plains?" It won't be just for the sake of opening a chain of restaurants, right? ”
Sister Yu said: "Of course it's not to open a chain store, I'm here to find someone......"
"Looking for someone?" Li Yan was a little curious.
The royal sister said gloomily: "I came to find my niece, her figure is not very good. Cough. A little bit of that...... Skinny ...... I couldn't find a man in the Western Regions who was willing to marry her. went away to the Central Plains, saying that he wanted to come to the scene of a handsome guy. Alas, my poor niece, who I have fed her with the most nutritious food since she was a child, why doesn't she grow meat? A skeleton figure, how can any man look up to her, it's really miserable. ”
Li Yan suddenly sweated profusely, what a cheat. With your cooking skills, can you cook food for your niece, can she not feel skinny? Maybe she was made to have a shadow of food and a severe anorexia since you were a child.
I saw the royal sister bring over a plate of snake soup that others refused to eat from the table next to her, spooned a spoonful and poured it into her mouth, and said: "I think it's okay to eat it, weishenme everyone doesn't like it?" ”
Li Yan sweated profusely and thought: Is this woman really a taste idiot? He took out a piece of candy from his bosom and handed it to the royal sister, saying, "You eat this." ”
Sister Yu put the candy in her mouth and immediately frowned, "What is this?" It's so bitter! ”
Li Yan sweated profusely, and took a red pepper from the table next to him. He handed it to her and said, "Eat this again." ”
The royal sister took a bite and said with a smile: "It's so sweet!" ”
Li Yan Waterfall Khan. Took a lemon and handed it to her.
After tasting it, the royal sister grinned and said, "This taste is really good, spicy enough." ”
Li Yan was stunned: This woman's sense of taste is completely misplaced, no wonder the food she makes is not eaten by people, it is too cheating, this is definitely a taste idiot.
At this time, Taishan sent reinforcements to arrive, only to see a large number of people crowding in at the door of the hotel, led by two middle-aged Taoists, followed by a large group of young disciples. Tiansong Daoren immediately rejoiced: "Tianyi and Tianbai, you came really fast. ”
The two Dao Elders said, "Senior Brother Tiansong, you sent out the flag flower rocket, what is the matter?" Is there an enemy? ”
Tiansong helped Chi Baicheng, who was in a stiff state, and said in a sad and indignant voice: "Fellow disciples, brothers and nephews, Chi Baicheng, a lay disciple of our Taishan faction, ate in this restaurant, because the food was too unpalatable, so he complained, and his tone was not excessive, but he just said 'the food is not delicious', but I didn't expect it to be such a mere sentence, and the female shopkeeper of the hotel was furious and ordered Baicheng's stiff acupoint...... This woman is simply an evil demon, let's come together to subdue demons and eliminate demons for the martial arts. ”
"What?" The people from the Taishan faction were immediately furious: "It's too much, there is such a person, teach her a lesson, and beat her down." ”
Someone shouted: "It's too cheap to beat her down, grab her, strip off her clothes, and use her body to give Senior Brother Baicheng a confession." ”
"Reasonably, that's exactly how it should be."
The disciples of the Taishan faction don't seem to have many good birds, and as soon as they open their mouths, they are all obscene and indecent.
Li Yan originally wanted to stand up and explain the truth, but after hearing their foul language, he dispelled his thoughts, and explained to these fools, it was better not to explain, it would be a waste of his saliva. At this point, the truth of the matter is actually not important, speaking with fists is the best way for martial arts people to solve the problem, the key is to see which side has the bigger fist.
Seeing that Taishan sent a large number of people, Li Yan was worried about the taste idiot royal sister, can she defeat so many people?
At this time, the Tiansong Daoist began to get up again, and with the two junior brothers of Tianyi and Tianbai, he walked straight to the royal sister of the taste idiot, and snorted coldly: "Now let's settle the account." ”
The taste idiot royal sister was not afraid at all, and said with a smile: "Start counting now?" Don't wait for your people to come more, don't you wait for the people of Hengshan, Songshan, Hengshan, and Huashan? ”
Tiansong Daoren sneered: "Who do you think you are? Do you need us to send out such a big battle? To deal with you, it is enough to have our three brothers of the Tianzi generation. ”
The Taste Idiot Royal Sister looked at the three of them carefully, shook her head and sighed, "I have a different opinion from you, I don't think it's enough." ”
"The evil demon is arrogant, and he doesn't know the height of the sky. Hum! Tianyi Daoist couldn't help it, pulled out the long sword on his waist, brushed the ground and stabbed at the idiot sister, his sword came quickly and urgently, it was a trick in Taishan's swordsmanship, called "Langyue Cloudless", which was extremely powerful.
Unexpectedly, the body of the idiot royal sister didn't move, but she waved her hand gently, and her soft and boneless palm easily penetrated through the sword light, and gently stroked Tianyi's wrist. Tianyi immediately felt a numbness in his wrist, as if a sledgehammer had been hammered down on his wrist, and the long sword in his hand fell to the ground.
One move, just one move, the Taishan master was defeated.
Tiansong and Tianbai were taken aback, and the two of them didn't have time to think about it, and drew their swords at the same time, one left and one right, and attacked the infatuated sister at the same time. I only heard her laugh and said: "I said that the three of you are not enough, you have to force your hand...... Slender Jade hand left and right, and the long swords of Tiansong and Tianbai also fell to the ground at the same time.
This woman's martial arts are so high that it is really unbelievable, and she defeated the three Taishan faction masters with a wave of her hand while talking and laughing, and the people next to her all gasped. Li Yan and the ponytail girl glanced at each other, and their faces were also full of horror, you must know that Tiansong and the other three have the strength of Heimu Cliff high school students, but in this woman's hands, she can't even take a face, how powerful does this woman have to be?
The young disciples of the Taishan faction who followed behind were startled, and hurriedly took Tiansong and the others over, only to see that the three of them were as pale as dirt, holding their wrists and trembling, obviously frightened.
A Taishan disciple said loudly, "Who are you, this woman?" ”
The idiot royal sister spread her hands and said, "I won't tell you!" ”
The disciple of Mount Tai was furious and said: "Evil demons, don't you dare to show people by your real name? ”
The taste idiot royal sister sighed: "I always thought that I was an evil demon, but after dealing with you, I realized that I am not evil at all, and I am too far behind you to be evil." ”
At this time, the crowd began to surge again, and several masters jumped in from behind, the first one was the master of the Songshan faction, Fei Bin, the big Songyang hand, and the Dingyi Shitai of the Hengshan faction, Cheng Bu of the Huashan faction, the three of them entered the circle, glanced at the situation in the field, and saw that the three of Tiansong were injured, and couldn't help but be moved, and asked urgently: "What happened?" ”
The disciples of the Taishan faction immediately reported the situation to the three of them, these disciples were originally listening to Tiansong's nonsense, and now they recounted it with added fuel and vinegar, as if they were not at fault at all, and all the bad things were done by the two of them.
Master Dingyi was an anxious person, and when he heard half of it, he was already jumping up angrily, and said angrily: "How can this be reasonable, how can there be a reason for the restaurant to beat the diners?" I have to get justice and come back. Martial arts are amazing, huh? Martial arts also has to talk about justice and morality. After finishing speaking, I rolled up my sleeves and was about to come up to fight with the idiot sister.
Li Yan saw that Dingyi came up, but his heart moved, and he secretly thought: This teacher is not a bad person, although she is anxious, but she is very upright, in the original book of "Smiling Proud Jianghu", she is the only one who helped Liu Zhengfeng, if you reason with her, it should make sense.
Li Yan hurriedly stepped forward, blocked in front of the taste idiot royal sister, and said loudly: "This is the Dingyi master of the Hengshan faction, the junior has a few words to say, can the master listen?" ”
Dingyi glanced at him, and was immediately thundered by his ugly face and took a step back, thinking: There is such an ugly man in the world, it scares people to death, but it is good to be ugly, this kind of ugly man will not seduce girls, even if he wants to, he can't seduce. Thinking about it like this, his favorability towards Li Yan increased greatly, and he asked, "What do you have to say?" ”
Li Yan objectively recounted what had just happened as a bystander.
When Ding Yi heard the beginning, she felt bad, and when she heard words like "kneel and lick my cock", her face changed even more, she turned her head, looked at Chi Baicheng, who was still stiff and motionless, and then looked at Tiansong Daoren, and asked, "What this ugly man said is true?" ”
Tiansong shook his head and said, "Of course it's not true, this ugly man is talking nonsense, and his mouth is spurting blood." What we said is true, Master Dingyi, we are both members of the Wuyue Sword Sect, and we are currently allied against Blackwood Cliff, you can't trust outsiders. ”
Master Dingyi was too suspicious, and turned his eyes to look at the other diners sitting in the restaurant. Her blazing gaze passed, and all the diners lowered their heads, although no one objected to Tiansong's words, but no one helped Tiansong. (To be continued......)
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