Fourth, you don't want it, my aunt wants it herself
(3rd Update)——
Although Dingyi's personality is more anxious, she is not stupid, and when she looks at the attitude of the diners, she is even more suspicious. She knew very well what kind of status the Wuyue Sword Sect had in the rivers and lakes, if the truth was really on the side of the Wuyue Sword Sect, the diners would have jumped up and shouted loudly, telling the truth. But these diners all sat still, and none of them stood up to help the Wuyue Sword Sect speak, but there was an ugly man who was helping each other speak.
You only need to guess from this weird atmosphere that the fault must be the Wuyue Sword Sect, and the diners dare not go against them because of their strength. But because of their conscience and discipline, they can't jump up with their conscience to help the Wuyue Sword Sect.
Master Dingyi let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I understand." She turned around suddenly, waved her hand, and said, "Hengshan sent disciples to follow me, let's not care about this matter." ”
"Hey, Dingyi, how can you do this?" Tiansong said in a hurry: "Have you ignored the alliance of our Wuyue Sword Sect?" ”
Ding Yi snorted coldly and said, "My Wuyue Sword Sect is in the same breath, it is to deal with the oppression of the young people, or the evil shili, not to bully people and molest women from good families. I really won't help you today, if you are dissatisfied, call the head of your faction, Brother Tianmen Dao, to come to me. Yan Bi waved his hand, turned around and left, and a group of nuns from the Hengshan Sect followed her.
Li Yan couldn't help but nod secretly, thinking: The Hengshan faction is really a good person.
At this time, Fei Bin, the big Songyang hand of the Songshan faction, took a step forward, stood in front of Li Yan, and said with a smile: "This ugly male brother." You've got such a sharp mouth. actually deceived the Dingyi master of the Hengshan faction with rhetoric. Do you think that without the Hengshan faction, we won't be able to deal with you kid? ”
Li Yan also smiled: "Wow, it turned out to be Fei Bin, the hand of Da Songyang, when I saw you, I felt so scared." ”
He said that he was afraid, but there was no trace of fear in his eyes, obviously teasing the other party, Fei Bin couldn't help but be angry: "Boy." Are you in a hurry to find death? ”
Li Yan spread his hands: "Cut!" If you don't say a word, you start threatening people, and that's all you have. To be honest, this shopkeeper's sister has very high martial arts, if you challenge her, it is completely self-inflicted, it is better to play two tricks with me, I have recently made a slight breakthrough in martial arts, and I want to find someone to try it. ”
Fei Bin couldn't help but laugh angrily, this ugly man is really incompetent. Dare to challenge himself, when he is a big Songyang hand, is it a waste of fame? Fei Bin didn't bother to talk more nonsense. Since this ugly man is looking for death, let him be fulfilled. He used his famous stunt, Da Songyang's hand, and slapped Li Yan's face door with a palm.
Li Yan stretched out his palms, and originally wanted to use the sixfold Quanzhen Internal Skill to resist, but the moment he took out his palm, he couldn't help but press the Quanzhen Internal Power back into the sea of qi, and instead used the Jiuyang Divine Skill that he had learned and practiced at the beginning, and only had the triple power. Martial arts is such a thing, it must be practiced more to get higher, if you hide the magic mastery and don't use it, then its power will never reach the superior realm.
Li Yan's whole body Yang veins were wide open, and the fierce Jiuyang Divine Skill forced his palms together, and shot forward with all his might.
The two of them intersected with their palms, and there was a muffled sound of "Peng", only to feel that a huge liliang came from the palm, and Li Yan's Jiuyang Divine Skill was defeated in an instant, it turned out that he also underestimated Fei Bin too much, after all, he has been famous for decades with Da Songyang's hand, but Li Yan's Jiuyang Divine Skill has only been studied for more than ten days, although there is a big peach to cheer on, but after all, the practice is shallow, the foundation is unstable, and it only reaches the triple power, which is far from enough.
Li Yan was shocked and flew backwards three feet away, and fell to a sandalwood table, the wooden table could not withstand the huge impact, and it turned into fragments with a click, and Li Yan fell on the pile of debris, looking extremely miserable.
In fact, Li Yan didn't fall much, although it was very difficult for the qi and blood in his body to surge, but he was not injured. It turns out that Jiuyang Shengong's body protection ability is extremely strong. Although there are only three layers, the defense power is more powerful than the six-fold Quanzhen internal strength, you must know that in the book "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", Zhang Wuji was stabbed in the chest by Zhou Zhiruo, and it only took one night to recover, why is that? It is precisely because the self-healing ability of Jiuyang Shengong is extremely strong, although the number of repetitions is still low, and it is not enough to hurt people, but it is no longer idle to use it for self-protection.
Li Yan got up from the sawdust, tilted his head, and said with a smile: "Oops, it doesn't hurt." ”
Fei Bin was taken aback, with those two palms just now, he had already used his eightfold power, and wanted to shoot this ugly man to death directly, but he didn't expect him to be unharmed, this Nima couldn't believe it.
The infatuated royal sister also swept Li Yan with a curious eye, and praised: "The young man's internal strength is very powerful, and his defense is extremely good. ”
Li Yan said with a dry smile: "It's not enough, if you can't cultivate at home, you can only defend it, and you can't attack." ”
The taste idiot royal sister grinned and said: "Sister will be very powerful attack-type internal strength, do you want to see it?" ”
Li Yanxi said: "If you want, what kind of kung fu?" Check it out! ”
The taste idiot royal sister smiled: "Then you have a good look, although this kung fu is unsightly, but it is extremely powerful, I want to beat Fei Bin backwards, crash through the wall over there, and fall into the middle of the street." She said, pointing to a mud wall opposite.
Li Yan couldn't help but wipe a handful of sweat and said, "Sister, that wall is the wall of your hotel, wouldn't it be a waste of your own money to break it through?" ”
The taste idiot royal sister smiled: "It's okay, just spend a little money to find a plasterer to paste it." ”
The two of them were laughing here, not taking Fei Bin seriously at all, and Fei Bin couldn't help but be furious: "Hugh has no one in his eyes, you stinky woman, Lao Tzu will beat you to the street first." After speaking, he waved his palm and slapped it towards the taste idiot royal sister.
I only heard the taste idiot sister smile and said: "Young man is optimistic, I'm going to perform." She suddenly rolled backwards, squatted on the ground, her hands bent to her shoulders, and her mouth made a gurgling sound, like a big toad wrestling, her whole body was full of energy, and she did not vomit...... This action was very strange, and the people in the hotel couldn't help but look at each other, thinking: How can this beautiful woman act like a big toad?
At this time, Fei Bin's big Songyang hand had already slapped in front of the Taste Idiot Royal Sister, and the Taste Idiot Royal Sister screamed "croaking", and her body suddenly bounced up. Jumping like a toad preying on an insect. Slap both palms forward at the same time.
A fierce force. gushing out of her palms, before the palm arrived, the palm wind had flattened all Fei Bin's facial features, as if a door panel was squeezing, and the entire Zhang was pressed into a flat plate by the wind.
Fei Bin was taken aback and was so frightened that he was too late to stop at this time, and he only heard a muffled sound of "Peng". The palms of the idiot royal sister slapped on Fei Bin's big Songyang's hands, and Fei Bin's body immediately flew out as if it had been swept up by a tornado, hitting the mud wall behind him, castration continued, knocking out a big hole in the mud wall and falling into the middle of the street outside, not far or close, just five zhang.
"Senior Brother Fei!" The people of the Songshan faction and the Taishan faction were startled and hurriedly rushed to the street. Go check on Fei Bin's injuries. The onlookers also shouted: "Wow! What kind of palm power is this? ”
Li Yan also wiped a handful of sweat and exclaimed, "Clam...... Toad Gong? ”
Sister Haha smiled. Clapped his hands and said: "It's toad skill, Shaoxia, how did you recognize this kind of kung fu?" This is obviously my unique kung fu, and there are very few people I have seen on the rivers and lakes. ”
Li Yan's sweat flowed in eight petals, and a few key words began to converge in his mind: "White Camel Mountain", "There is a niece", "The niece is very skinny", "Martial arts are extremely high", "Toad skills", oh my God! Isn't this woman ......
Before he could exhale that name, someone in the crowd shouted first: "Ah, I know, she is Ouyang Feng, Western Poison Ouyang Feng!" White Camel Mountain, toad skills, cooking skills are terrible, there will be no one else except Ouyang Feng...... Her nickname of Western Poison is because her cooking skills are so bad, and the food she makes is comparable to poison, so everyone calls her Western Poison. ”
"What?"
"She is one of the five uniques, Western Poison Ouyang Feng?"
"Oh my God! No wonder the snake soup she cooked was so unpalatable. ”
"Oh my God, this is the famous skill of Western Poison, a cooking skill that is even worse than poison."
"The West Poison really lives up to its reputation!"
The crowd of onlookers let out a burst of exclamations that could not grasp the point.
Human beings can no longer stop Li Yan's sweat: "Is it really Ouyang Feng?" But...... The nickname of West Poison was actually obtained because of his terrible cooking skills? Plane pit daddy! Help......"
I saw that the taste idiot sister sighed: "That's right, I am Ouyang Feng, many years ago, I had a nickname called Western Poison, in fact, anyone can become very poisonous, as long as you try to be a chef......"
Li Yan sweated: "It's not like this, no matter how bad the food made by normal people is, it won't look like poison!" ”
Sister Taste Idiot shook her head and said, "Okay, that's not the point, please grasp the point, don't pester my nickname anymore." Shaoxia, what do you think of my toad skills? ”
Li Yan Khan said: "It's very powerful. ”
The taste idiot royal sister grinned and said: "It's good to think it's amazing, now it's giving away a big discount, as long as a man is willing to be my niece and son-in-law, I can teach him toad skills for free." ”
"Wow!" There was a loud uproar around, and immediately two tables of diners ran over, knelt down in front of the idiot royal sister, and said loudly: "We are willing to be your niece and son-in-law." ”
The idiot royal sister glanced at them, shook her head and said: "You are all villains, you didn't help me clarify the truth just now, I don't like your character, only this young man helped me, and I only recruit him if I want to recruit my son-in-law." ”
Everyone looked up at Li Yan together, and saw that he looked extremely ugly, almost to the extent of immorality, and sweated together: "Lord Xifu, you should also recruit a decent niece and son-in-law, this kind of crooked melon and cracked jujube will damage your reputation in White Camel Mountain." ”
"Go, you are the crooked melon and cracked dates." The idiot sister smiled: "A man can't look at the outside, he has to look at the heart...... As long as the heart is strong enough, no matter how ugly and handsome he is. ”
After chatting a few words, they looked up at the people of the Wuyue Sword Sect again, and saw that they had fled far away, and it turned out that the people in the Wuyue Sword Sect finally recognized her as the Western Poison Ouyang Feng from the Toad Gong, and they didn't dare to come in to provoke her anymore, and ran away directly with Fei Bin, where did they dare to come back and talk about half a word.
Li Yan couldn't help but sigh: "This group of stupid birds who bully the soft and are afraid of the hard, alas, if my sister is an ordinary woman, I will really be bullied by them......"
The taste idiot sister said: "Yes, these people are really too much, what do you say to catch and kneel and lick him...... Cough...... That word is so indecent, it's disgusting. But even if I were an ordinary woman, I would never have been caught by them. ”
Li Yanqi said: "Why do you say this? ”
The taste idiot sister smiled: "Because Shaoxia, you will definitely help me, I will know as soon as I see you, you are a gentle and good man who loves to fight unevenly, how about it, think about it, come and be my niece and son-in-law, although my nephew is a little skinny, but she is very good, and it also comes with a powerful toad skill." ”
Li Yan Waterfall sweated, he then remembered that he hadn't seen the skinny girl for a long time, the last time they met was on the way to Luoyang, the skinny girl was caught by the white ape gods and demons to warm his bed, since that incident, I don't know if she is doing well.
As soon as Li Yan thought of this, he saw a girl coming in at the back door of the hotel, skinny and skinny, like a shelf, it was the skinny girl Ouyang Ke, and as soon as she walked in, she shouted loudly: "Auntie, I heard that someone framed you for beating people indiscriminately, and I came to help you set up a field." ”
Li Yan Khan: "Didn't you say that you came to find your niece?" She's right here in the first place? ”
The taste idiot royal sister smiled: "I already found her half a month ago, otherwise how can I have the leisure to cook here?" She greeted the skinny girl and said with a smile: "Ke'er, come here and see how this young man is?" My aunt thinks his character is very good, and he is very suitable for you. ”
The skinny girl walked quickly in front of her, glanced at Li Yan, and immediately flattened her mouth and said, "Auntie, don't introduce me to a man, I already have a sweetheart, that person is handsome, many times stronger than this crooked melon and cracked date." ”
Sister Yu said: "You can't say that, the value of a man is not reflected in the face, but in the heart, this young man is very upright, just now someone framed my aunt, only he stood up to help me speak, I think he is very good." ”
The skinny girl sweated profusely, pointed to Li Yan's ugly face with a human skin mask, and said solemnly: "Auntie, you not only have a problem with your sense of taste, but also have a problem with your vision, this kind of face is no longer what humans should have, if you look like this, no matter what kind of inner shijie, don't want to find a wife." Your niece and I look like fairies, the moon is closed, the flowers are shy of flowers, and the fish and geese are sunk, how can you marry this kind of alien. ”
Li Yan Waterfall Khan.
The idiot sister also sweated profusely and said, "Hey, how can you talk like this, this kid?" Don't you listen to your aunt? My aunt said that this man is good, this man is good. ”
The skinny girl stuck out her tongue and snorted: "I don't care, I don't like him anyway, I have a sweetheart, if you like him, marry him yourself." This is the most popular remark of rebellious children to their elders, and whenever an elder intervenes in a child's marital problem, the most common counter-language used by the children is: "If you like to marry him." This remark is extremely lethal, and often nine out of ten elders will be counterattacked to the fullest.
Unexpectedly, the idiot sister snorted and said: "This is what you said, such a haode man, you don't want it, my aunt wants it herself." (To be continued......)