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During the summer vacation of my sophomore year of high school, I didn't go back to Weijiaping. I don't want to eat boiled noodles made by cold raw food, I'm afraid that I'll cry nervously when I eat them. You see, my tears are so worthless, that if they say they will flow down, they will flow down.
When Liang Sheng walked with Bei Xiaowu, he kept looking back at me. He said, Jiang Sheng, my parents are not in good health, in fact, I think you should go back and see them.
I pursed my lips, lowered my head, my voice became unusually small, and I said, I'll go back, but, now, I don't want to go back.
Jin Ling said to Liang Sheng, you don't have to worry, I will look for Jiang Sheng.
Liang Sheng nodded, he said, that's good, it's just Jiang Sheng, you are out alone, eat more, don't be hungry and thin. Also, take care of yourself.
Bei Xiaowu said, Liang Sheng, do you think Jiang Sheng is mentally retarded? Didn't she have a good time this year? Don't worry, let's go. Our little ginger flower will soon have a flower messenger. Let's go.
Liang Sheng smiled, took out some pocket money from his pocket and put it in my hand, looked at me, and didn't say anything. Then, he left with Bei Xiaowu. In an instant, the green grass of Weijiaping suddenly became as unreal as a dream.
I looked at Liang Sheng's back, put my hand in front of my eyes and kept shaking. Wobbly, shaking, I thought I was waking myself up. And then these fourteen years seem to be a long dream. This end of the dream is my pain at the moment, and the other end of the dream is the clear sky of Weijiaping before I was four years old. I thought it must have been a dream, and when I woke up, I was still that little girl of four years old, with a cat named Xiao Mi at my feet. Many times, I would run barefoot on the playground in Weijiaping, and occupy the mountain as the king with the little P children of Bei Xiaowu. There will never be the tragic mining disaster in Weijiaping, and there will never be a delicate child who seems to have come out of the TV into my wheel of fate, his name is Liang Sheng.
Jinling took my dangling hand, and when I returned to the campus, I realized that the mining disaster between Liangsheng and Weijiaping was not a dream, but a person or thing that existed forever or existed, and could not be changed.
I'm so stupid.
For a full summer vacation, I studied hard under the drive of Jinling, and of course I also worked hard to eat mushrooms, Jinling said, her grandmother said, mushrooms are beneficial bacteria. In those days, I felt like I was about to eat a little mushroom.
Jin Ling is a very attentive girl, but her nerves are too easy to get nervous. There is still a year before the college entrance examination, and here she seems to have gone to the examination room. During those days, I also had some nervousness, and when I often watched the two hosts of the news network sing and harmonize on stage, I began to think about physics problems, thinking that if these two hosts collided, they would move in that direction? How much work did the collision do? How much heat is generated? According to the law of conservation of momentum or the theorem of conservation of kinetic energy?
Jinling touched my head and said it's okay, people are quite normal, fortunately you didn't think about chemistry, if you want to put the two hosts in the glass and add sulfuric acid, how to write the chemical reaction formula, I will be scared crazy, I must run to a Jingyi Divine Hospital on four legs to hang an expert clinic for you.
I laugh, you didn't learn math well, are you obviously eight legs? I fainted.
That day, I was overstudying and suffered from heat stroke. So babbling nonsense, saying that Jinling has eight legs. Of course, Jinling was frightened and cried by my answer, but when he saw that I fainted, he was too frightened to cry. Coupled with the good virtues such as calmness and calmness that I usually instilled in her, she suddenly had an idea, and she cried regardless of it, and carried a bucket of water and poured it on me.
It's cool.
So, I woke up faintly, shook my head, more like an old revolutionary who was not afraid of violence, I said, you just poured pepper water on me, you are also eight legs.
That day, Jinling dragged me to a small clinic, and after examination by some "Mongolian" doctors, it was proved that I had suffered from heat stroke, plus I had eaten poisonous mushrooms, and I had paranoia.
I pointed to the Mongolian doctor and said, nonsense, you just ate poisonous mushrooms, I ate jaguar at noon.
The Mongolian lady was very funny, and asked me while giving me glucose, saying, "What do you want to eat tonight, Miss African Elephant?"
I laughed and said, don't eat, don't eat, I'll become a vulture at night, recently vultures are losing weight, to choose Miss Vulture, if you win the championship, you can enter Hollywood, and play a couple with Brother Tang......
Of course, these are all things that Jin Ling told me after I woke up, and she said that she was so scared by me that night that she cried and laughed, which was really uncomfortable.
Since then, I haven't eaten any mushrooms anymore, and of course, I'm not studying like Jinling-san's crazy studies. I'm afraid I'm really driving myself crazy, and it looks ugly.
I told the process of this, God bless. Then watch him laugh maniacally for five minutes with his mouth wide open. That expression reminds me of an idiom, which is called swallowing mountains and rivers, and it is estimated that the ancestors coined such a word, just to describe the exaggerated mouth of the man in front of me after a thousand years.
At the sixth minute, I asked Cheng Tianyou, have you finished laughing?
Cheng Tianyou pursed his mouth into a cherry shape, looked at me with affection, and after a long time, he said, Actually, Jiang Sheng, you are also a nymphomaniac, and you always pretend to be high in front of me. You see that you ate poisonous mushrooms and turned into vultures, and you didn't forget to be a nymphomaniac at the handsome guy in the beautiful soup, is there a woman like you?
I said, what's wrong with me being a nymphomaniac, I'm just a nymphomaniac to all men in the world, what's wrong with having antibodies to my brother? You're angry, aren't you? When you're not angry, you're going to eat poisonous mushrooms too?
Cheng Tianyou sighed, alas, I have been poisoned by you to death, so the poisonous mushrooms will be spared, let you enjoy it slowly, become a vulture this time, and become an eagle next time...... When you have completed the seventy-two changes, you will fly to the top of the heavenly court, and God will make you the second Monkey King.
I sneered, Cheng Tianyou, when I become Sun Wukong, first beat you back to your original form of Zhu Bajie, lest you be narcissistic all day long and think that you are an aphrodisiac for women all over the world!
In this way, when you say a word to me, Cheng Tianyou's room became a mess. Actually, I accepted his invitation to come to his house to play, all to enjoy the air conditioning, and to eat ice cream in his refrigerator by the way. Every time you enjoy the air conditioning, you always spend it in a lip sword. I don't know why, as long as I stayed with Cheng Tianyou, I put the gunpowder on the gunpowder, and if I didn't fire it, I had to go off.
It's really helpless.
Fortunately, the ice cream was still delicious, and it could compensate for the trauma suffered by my "young" soul.
When I was eating ice cream, Cheng Tianyou was cleaning up the battlefield, and while he was cleaning up, he stretched his face as long as a horse's face, and he said, Jiang Sheng, don't you think we look bad like this? How old are we, why do we still quarrel like children? What a shameful thing.
I said, I'm a child, you're an uncle. In general, it's you pretending to be tender, not me. Of course, it's you, not me, who is disgraced. Don't always use the word we, there is a generation gap between us, a very serious generation gap.
…… Alas, without speculating for more than half a sentence, even the cute ice cream has joined us in the war. The end of the war was that I was victorious. However, I had to clean up the battlefield with everything such as the sheets, towels, quilts, etc., which I soiled with ice cream, including the skin on Cheng Tianyou's body.
For a whole day, I was at Cheng Tianyou's house, like a little resentful woman, constantly washing things, and my hands and face were full of soap foam. Thankfully there was air conditioning and I didn't suffer from heat stroke. Cheng Tianyou, the hateful man, kept his back to me, leisurely facing the floor-to-ceiling window, full of praise for the sea view in front of him, and at the same time, showed me that the ice cream in his hand tasted good.
I was devastated by Cheng Tianyou's clothes and sheets for a day, and when I returned to the rental house, my limbs were extremely stiff, and I had been lying on the bed as a zombie.
Jinling just finished reading the political test questions, and when he saw me, he kept laughing and said, what, Cheng Tianyou won't destroy you, the flower of the motherland, don't scare me!
I threw the pillow in her face, and I said, what do you want? You're only seventeen years old, so why are you full of impure thoughts? If that's really going to be ruined, I'll have to destroy him, won't I?
Jin Ling hugged the pillow and smiled, alas, your broken statement is not as pure as my statement!
I ignored her with a cross-face. She snuggled up to me with the political test questions in her arms, and asked me mysteriously, Jiang Sheng, are you happy when you are with Cheng Tianyou?
I didn't say angrily, happy fart! After saying that, I felt sorry for my conscience, at least I was very happy when I ate ice cream at his house. So just so-so, it's okay.
Jin Ling smiled and said, So, Jiang Sheng, do you like him?
Her words made me choke for a long time, and I didn't come back to my senses.