Fourth, one and two cute, cooking hell special training
(1st Update)――
Li Yan Khan, this aunt and niece are not normal, this kind of thing should be said behind one's back, how can it be said in front of oneself? That's it. In short, the Wuyue Sword Sect has already retreated, and there is no point in staying here any longer, and it is time to go.
Hugging his fists, Li Yan said: "The matter is over here, I actually helped Xi to beat up and hold the grievances, it's really too much to do, I should also go." ”
The idiot sister looked at him with a smile and said, "Don't be in a hurry to leave, stay and talk more, cultivate and cultivate feelings." ”
Li Yan Khan, this woman is so direct and bold, it seems that the humanistic atmosphere in the Western Regions is really different from that of Middle Earth. Li Yan hurriedly pulled the ponytail girl over, hugged her in his arms, and said seriously: "This is the wife under the bottom, cough cough ......" His action is clear, I have a wife, I can't cultivate a relationship with you.
The idiot sister glanced at the ponytail girl seriously, and smiled softly: "This sister is a dragon-shaped tiger step, so handsome kung fu, you are really a talented woman, a natural pair." ”
The onlookers were shocked: this man and woman are both extremely ugly, where can they be called talented and beautiful? Lord West Poison is not only a taste idiot, but also has serious aesthetic problems.
They didn't know that the idiot sister had sharp eyes, and was not affected by the human skin mask at all, and directly saw through Li Yan and the ponytail girl were a pair of young boys and girls of the right age, both of them had great figures, their internal strength was not weak, and there was no inferiority complex about their ugly face in their eyes, but the face under the mask would never be bad, so they would praise the two of them for their talented and beautiful appearance.
Li Yan was so hairy by her eyes that she just wanted to flash quickly. clenched his fists. Going again. This time, it's not good for the idiot to keep him. I had to wave my hand behind me and said, "Young man, come and play with me next time, I will live here for a long time." ”
Someone next to him said strangely: "Lord Xiyu, you opened a restaurant at the foot of Huashan Mountain, and threatened to live for a long time, why is this?" ”
Someone next to him immediately slapped him and scolded: "Are you stupid? The time for Huashan to discuss the sword is almost up, and Lord Xifu has stayed here in advance. When the time comes, it will be convenient to participate in the Huashan Sword Debate. ”
Everyone suddenly said, "Oh, I see! ”
When Li Yan heard their discussion, he was also shocked in his heart, and secretly thought: No wonder the West Poison appeared here, it turned out that the time for Huashan to discuss the sword was about to come, this plane was not only the plane of the eagle archery, Huashan on the sword did not know how many monsters would be present, but I was afraid that there would be more than five uniques. Maybe Zhang Sanfeng, Xie Yanke, Oriental girl...... These guys are going to be there, oops! I have to inquire about the specific time of Huashan Sword, and it's not bad to see the excitement.
He was interrupted in the restaurant. I almost forgot about the business, and I remembered it when I walked out. I came to Huashan to help the ten gods and demons, and some of the information I heard in the restaurant just now was almost useless, and it seemed that if I wanted to help, I still had to sneak into Huashan to spy on myself.
If he wants to help the ten gods and demons, he can't help head-on with his martial arts, he can only help in other ways, that is, he must see through the conspiracy of the Wuyue Sword Sect, then he has to go to the field to find out what method the Wuyue Sword Sect used to get the ten gods and demons into the belly of the mountain.
Li Yan's memory is very good, he still remembers that the upright royal sister and Ning Zhongze took him to the back mountain path of Huashan once, and then took the ponytail girl around the back mountain, I thought that there would be no one to guard here, but I didn't expect that there were several female disciples of the Hengshan faction guarding the intersection at the intersection.
Now that the entire Huashan is firmly monitored by the Wuyue Sword Sect, it seems that the battle with the ten gods and demons is also a matter of life and death for them, and they must not be ignored.
With Li Yan and the ponytail girl's current martial arts, it is no problem to take down two or three low-level disciples of the Hengshan Sect, but even if they are down, or even kill these Hengshan disciples, when they change classes, they will find that these disciples are missing. At that time, Huashan's guard will definitely be stricter.
This is also a troublesome matter, it seems that if you want to touch the mountain, you can only wait for the moon to be dark and the wind is high at night, and the disciples of Hengshan slipped in from the side when they were not paying attention.
Li Yan and the ponytail girl hid in the woods in the distance, quietly waiting for the evening to come-
After Li Yan left, the lively diners in the White Camel Mountain Hotel also dispersed. The taste idiot royal sister pulled the skinny girl back to the backyard, and the skinny girl pouted: "Auntie, how can you fall in love with such an ugly man?" Look at the wife he is looking for, and he is as ugly as him, she is really a crooked melon with cracked dates, a natural pair. ”
The idiot royal sister laughed softly: "Stupid nephew daughter, don't you see that people are wearing human skin masks?" ”
The skinny girl was taken aback: "Human skin mask? ”
The taste idiot royal sister nodded and said: "In my opinion, the face under the skin mask of others must be very handsome, I will give you another chance, do you want me to help you say a matchmaker?" You don't, I really want it myself. ”
The skinny girl pouted, "No, I've already said that I have a sweetheart." ”
The idiot royal sister shook her head and said, "Your sweetheart, is it the Li Yan who made a lot of trouble in the rivers and lakes, and Heimu Cliff and the Flower Shifting Officer joined forces to hunt down?" ”
The skinny girl nodded, her face showing a nymphomaniac: "He is the first man on Shijie to say that my skinny is beautiful, I love him to death." ”
The idiot sister said: "Just to say that you are beautiful, are you tempted?" Don't you look at his character and martial arts? Aunt Wuse, how good this man is, his martial arts are not bad, he can slap Fei Bin with Da Songyang's hand, and he will achieve extraordinary achievements in the future. The character is also very good, in the case that no one dares to offend the Wuyue Sword Sect, he is the only one who is willing to stand up and help his aunt speak. ”
The skinny girl stuck out her tongue: "Okay, I admit that you have a good crush on this man, but I have fallen in love with Li Yan, and I can't fall in love with anyone else, so you can ask for this man yourself, aunt." Then again, does he really want you? Your cooking skills are simply earth-shattering, and the nickname of Western Poison is not called in vain, although the men covet your beauty, but if they want them to marry you and eat the food you cook for the rest of their lives, they will escape faster than rabbits one by one. ”
The taste idiot sister wiped her sweat: "This is a very serious problem, so ...... I've decided to start cooking hard today, good niece and daughter, you'll be my taster, right? ”
"What? Taster? The skinny girl suddenly turned pale: "Don't, don't!" Help ......"
The taste idiot sister didn't care whether she could save her life or not, reached out and grabbed her by the collar, dragged her to the kitchen in the backyard, and said with a smile: "Okay, the hell devil cooking workout starts today......"
"Help...... I don't want to be a taster...... will become thinner and skinier...... Help......" There was a terrible scream from the kitchen of a skinny girl.
Huashan, back mountain path.
There are a total of four Hengshan disciples guarding the path, all of whom are of the younger generation, including two lay disciples and two female nuns, these four girls are very serious, and they don't even turn their eyes when guarding the mountain road.
Li Yan and the ponytail girl are not in a hurry, they just wait for the night to fall, and then slowly touch in.
In the evening, another nun came on the mountain road, it was actually Li Yan's acquaintance, Little Sister Yilin, I saw her carrying two large baskets, which were full of food, carried in front of the four Hengshan disciples who were guarding the mountain road, put down the baskets, and said with a smile: "Senior Sister Yiqing, Senior Sister Yihe, Senior Sister Zheng Cao, Senior Sister Qin Juan, come to dinner." ”
Only then did Li Yan know the names of the four Hengshan disciples who guarded the mountain road, it turned out that the two nuns were named Yiqing and Yihe, and the two lay disciples were called Zheng Cao and Qin Juan, these names are very familiar, as if they appeared in "Smiling Proud Jianghu".
I saw Yihe taking two bites of a bowl of rice, and the boss said unhappily: "The leader of the Left League is really too much, and we have arranged for the Hengshan faction to guard the back mountain, where birds don't, and they are guarding the place where the front mountain is good and the water is good, why?" ”
Yi Qing said softly: "Don't say that, our martial arts are low, and it's just right to guard this kind of place, let you go to guard the main gate of the front mountain, if the master of Heimu Cliff attacks, can you stop it?" ”
Yihe flattened his mouth and said: "In my opinion, if the people of Heimu Cliff really want to attack the mountain, they will not go to the front mountain, but the possibility of going to the back mountain is the greatest, and we are the most dangerous place here." ”
Her words startled the two lay little junior sisters, Zheng Cao and Qin Juan were so frightened that they shrank their heads in unison, looked left and right, and said, "Is the enemy coming from here?" I...... I...... We...... Can you beat it? ”
Little Sister Yilin couldn't help but smile and said: "Two senior sisters, don't scare the junior sisters, the current martial arts is not the time of the 'war between good and evil' decades ago, and now the imperial court takes 'harmony' as the main purpose, whether it is decent or evil, it will not be blatantly fighting, everyone takes dealing with the northern captives as their responsibility, unity first, this time our Wuyue Sword Sect and Heimu Cliff are hostile, but everyone has also decided not to fight, but to use ten competitions to win or lose, and avoid unnecessary casualties." I really like the current martial arts, how good it is for everyone to live a harmonious life. ”
Hearing her gentle words, Li Yan couldn't help but warm up in his heart, and secretly thought: Little Sister Yilin is really kind and cute, indeed, the martial arts in this plane are relatively gentle, compared to the rivers and lakes I saw in martial arts novels, they are much more harmonious, and even Ouyang Feng, the western poison, has become very cute, how good.
Yihe's temper was more violent, and he snorted: "Harmony what? I think only the people of our two factions, the Hengshan faction and the Hengshan faction, are more harmonious, and the people of the other factions are very fierce. The Huashan Sword Sect had only killed all the people of the Qi Sect not long ago, where was the harmony? The people of the Taishan faction caused trouble in the town under the mountain, and it is said that they provoked Ouyang Feng, and now the people of the Taishan faction are so frightened that they are shrunk in the house and tremble, not knowing how the western poison will retaliate against them. As for the Songshan faction...... I don't like the leader of the Left League, he is too ambitious, he always wants to unify the Wuyue faction, and this morning he is persuading our master to merge the faction. (To be continued......)
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