Chapter 22: Death is Death, Slam Dunk!

"Actually, what I'm good at is slam dunk!"

When Geng Haoshi said this sentence loudly, all the players present stopped and looked at Geng Haoshi in surprise.

"Did he just say that he was good at slam dunk?"

"Just his big belly?"

"Is he 1.7 meters?"

"In our team, except for the captain Meng Lang's height of 1.91 meters, he can't slam dunk, and even the small forward Zhu Di's height of 1.86 meters can't slam dunk, just he's a short and fat man who can slam a dunk?"

The surrounding team members talked a lot, and they all felt that Geng Haoshi was bragging.

I'm going to wipe it, it's a big deal! All the players were looking at me, and the beautiful coach was also looking at me...... It's over, it's over, it's over. My power! My 36D! My 34E! My $1666!

Yu Manman looked at the fat man in front of him, who was shorter than himself, and felt more and more interesting, and said, "Okay! As long as you can slam a dunk, I'll let you be the main force! ”

"The main force?!" The five main players were shocked, but they were all relieved in the next second, after all, no one believed that Geng Haoshi could really slam a dunk.

Geng Haoshi looked forced and completely out of ideas...... By the way, there is also 9527's "strong gathering energy"!

"9527, brother wants to hang up! Give me 'Powerful Gathering Energy'! ”

“…… Master, you just used it last night, and you still use it today, aren't you afraid of incontinence on the spot? ”

"I'm just going to make a dunk today, can't you use a lightweight version of 'Powerful Gathering'?"

"Master, can the word 'lightweight' still be called 'powerful'?"

“…… Fuck you, can't you just try to control the intensity?! ”

“…… Well, master...... But, master, I can't guarantee results. ”

"Don't beep, try it!"

“……”

“9527? Okay? Yu Manman and the other team members saw Geng Haoshi talking to himself over there, and they were all in a daze, and Geng Haoshi felt a little furious.

“…… Well, the host ......"

"Okay? So why didn't I feel that excitement last time? ”

"Master, don't you want me to control the strength?"

"But, why don't you feel like you're hanging at all?!"

Despite this, seeing that Yu Manman was already a little impatient, Geng Haoshi could only pick up the basketball head-on......

Geng Haoshi clenched the basketball with both hands and ran towards the basket...... "What posture is this?" Playing rugby? Seeing Geng Haoshi running towards the basket in this way, Yu Manman and the players were stunned again.

"Ahh......h Geng Haoshi flew under the hoop and slammed into the main pole of the basketball hoop.

"......" Yu Manman.

"......" the other team members.

“……”9527。

Geng Haoshi stood up with a staggering gold star, feeling dizzy.

"Dead fatty! Is this what you're good at with slam dunk?! Yu Manman clenched his fists and said loudly.

It's over, it's over, it's over...... No, you can't be removed like this, it's the right way to make excuses quickly...... "Coach, don't I still have a stomachache, it will affect my performance." Geng Haoshi held his stomach with his hands and said, "Let me find out how I feel first." ”

“…… Okay, give you five minutes...... You'd better not fool the old lady! Otherwise, I will beat you to death first, and then throw you out! Yu Manman took the whip and slammed it twice to the floor.

Geng Haoshi looked at Yu Manman with an annoyed look, holding the basketball, and kept touching the basketball with his right hand, "Hehe...... Oh, I'll look for the feel first. ”

“…… Master, are you touching the 'waves' again? ”

"Touch your uncle! …… Why doesn't it work at all? With that jump, I was still far from the basket! ”

“…… Host, in fact, there are still some effects......"

"......" Geng Haoshi didn't believe it.

"Master, you can take a look at your crotch ......"

"Crotch?" Geng Haoshi looked at his crotch...... I'll go, how can the little brother stand tall?!

"Master, it's the first time I've controlled the strength of the 'Strong Accumulation', and the strength control just now is a bit small, because the energy selection has priority, so the small amount of the 'Strong Accumulation' only acts on the places where your body moves the most......"

"......" I go, does it mean that the most common exercise I usually do is "masturbation"? ...... "Ahem, then try a little harder." ”

“…… Okay, master. "Your perverted master, you have nothing to say.

Geng Haoshi was touching the basketball while swaying around, "9527, okay?" ”

"Alright, master, you can try again."

Feeling that his crotch was bulging, Geng Haoshi had an ominous premonition...... No matter what, try it! …… Geng Haoshi held the ball with both hands and rushed to the basket again...... Jumping suddenly......

"Hahaha!" I heard a burst of laughter behind me.

"Did you see that fat man's hand must be 50 centimeters from the frame, right? laughed at me, and said that he was good at slam dunk. Hahaha......"

"No, I think he's going to die this time!"

"Well, I'm going to be removed!"

"You still have to retract the ......skin," the team member said, glancing at Yu Manman with apprehension.

Yu Manman tightened the whip in his hand and stood up from the coach's seat, the whip slammed into the floor with a loud "snap".

"Dead fatty! Get over here! ”

Yu Manman is really angry!

Geng Haoshi broke out in a cold sweat...... No, I can't go over...... I can only let it out...... "9527, give my brother the largest 'strong gathering energy'!" ”

“…… The owner is just a school basketball team...... Do you really want to fight this way? ”

Do you really have to fight so hard? Geng Haoshi suddenly remembered a line in Zhou Xingxing's "Shaolin Football", sighed lightly, and said: "9527, if people don't have dreams, what is the difference between them and salted fish?" ”

"Now, the goddess of power is my dream...... And this 34E in front of you. ”

"9527, don't persuade me...... Let's get the ultimate! Geng Haoshi has a righteous and dignified posture of a strong man going to death.

“…… Well, the host ......"

9527 unleashed its most powerful "Powerful Gathering" ...... In just two seconds, Geng Haoshi felt that the cells in his body were full of strength!

Geng Haoshi held the basketball and sprinted with all his might, "Mi Mi, I really hope you can see my handsome scene." ”

“…… Master...... Handsome sister! You just wait for incontinence! ……”

No matter what 9527 says, Geng Haoshi at this time only has his power goddess in his heart, and only the high basket in his eyes...... Geng Haoshi held the ball in his right hand and jumped suddenly, "Let's go!" ”

In the amazed eyes of everyone...... The ball actually got out of the air in the air!

At this time, Geng Haoshi's right hand was firmly grasping the basket......