Chapter 21: The Devil's Goddess Coach Who Eyes Away
Oops! Are they back?! Geng Haoshi lay motionless on his stomach, praying in his heart not to be discovered.
It's just that this room is full of the smell of and urine, and there are ghosts if they are not discovered.
"Meow~"
It turned out to be a kitten, and Geng Haoshi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
The kitten just pushed open the hidden door, smelled the stench in the dormitory, and ran away...... Your dead kitten, why don't you close the door when you leave! Geng Haoshi really regretted that he forgot to lock the door just now, and someone could break in at any time.
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In one night, Geng Haoshi's dormitory has never come in except for the stray dog adopted by the dormitory next door to come and string the door once...... Geng Haoshi spent a stinky night without danger.
At 5:39 in the morning, Geng Haoshi finally regained some strength. Before the five roommates in the dormitory who didn't know what to do last night didn't come back, Geng Haoshi dragged his tired body and began to clean up the scene.
In order to improve efficiency, Geng Haoshi directly packed the bed mat and quilt and threw them away, then opened all the windows of the dormitory to dispel the smell, and quickly took a shower......
Geng Haoshi sat on his empty bed, his head drooping tiredly.
“…… Master, are you okay? Looking at Geng Haoshi's stupid appearance, 9527 was a little worried that he had really become an idiot under the effect of "strong gathering energy".
"......" Geng Haoshi rolled his eyes with a sad expression.
"Master, why don't I sing "Sad Pacific" to make you happy?"
Geng Haoshi ignored 9527, and 9527 really sang "Sad Pacific".
"Brother Shi?" The little fat man Lai Dabao entered the dormitory, "Brother Shi, why didn't you answer the phone last night?" Yesterday was Wang Wei's birthday, and he asked the people in our dormitory to go to dinner and sing K together, but you didn't answer a few phone calls. ”
Lai Dabao sat down next to Geng Haoshi as he spoke, "No, I sang K too late yesterday, and a few of them woke up and continued to sing, I was so sleepy, so I came back first." ”
At this time, Geng Haoshi's mind was full of "Sad Pacific" sung by 9527, and he was in a daze, but he didn't find that Lai Dabao was beside him.
"Hey, Brother Shi, why is your bed empty?" Lai Dabao found that Geng Haoshi's bed only had the bed board left, "It seems that there is still a strange smell."
Hearing the "strange taste", Geng Haoshi came back to his senses, "Oh...... There was a rat that died in my quilt, so it smelled a little. ”
"Brother Shi, then why did you throw away the bed mat?"
"It's been a long time, get a new one." After Geng Haoshi finished speaking, he got up and walked out of the dormitory.
Geng Haoshi walked out of the school gate, came to the student street near the school, and entered a store selling bedding.
"It's not cheap!" Geng Haoshi looked at the bed mats and quilts marked with prices, and thought: The monthly living expenses are about 600 yuan, and after buying the mats and quilts, you have to go for 100 yuan...... Hey, it looks like we're going to have to save a little more.
Geng Haoshi was originally from the countryside, and he was born without a father, and was raised by his mother. Although the family is poor, Geng Haoshi's mother raised him for nothing. Since Geng Haoshi went to college, Geng Haoshi has become the pride of his mother, because it is not easy for a college student to come out of their small mountain village. Geng Haoshi's mother raised some chickens, ducks, cows and sheep in her rural hometown, and now she will give Geng Haoshi 600 yuan of living expenses every month.
Geng Haoshi chose the cheapest bed mat and quilt, and took it back to the dormitory.
Along the way, 9527 is still singing "Sad Pacific" on a loop...... "Your 9527, you can shut up!" ”
"Master, are you short of money?"
"Didn't you already know I was a poor bastard? Ask a fart! ”
"Master, if you and the members of the school basketball team can win the championship of the college joint autumn sports meeting next month, you can get a cash prize of 20,000 yuan, and if the twelve people divide it equally, each person will have a bonus of 1,666 yuan."
"1666 yuan?!" Although it is just such a small amount of money, it is three months' living expenses for Geng Haoshi.
I forgot about it. Geng Haoshi swallowed his saliva, and secretly made up his mind in his heart: he must not be removed from the school basketball team! Be sure to win the basketball game at next month's Collegiate Fall Games!
Geng Haoshi seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and after putting the bed mat and quilt back in the dormitory, he ran to the school's sports field...... Two sets of 5,000-meter runs...... For the power of the goddess...... Two sets of 500 pull-ups...... For the 34E ...... of the goddess coach Two sets of 500 sit-ups...... For a bonus of 1666 yuan...... Two sets of 500 squat jumps.
Geng Haoshi skipped a morning class and completed the daily exercise task of "training eight-pack abs in a month".
After lunch, Geng Haoshi went back to the dormitory to sleep, and set an alarm clock at 1:30 p.m. to ensure that he could report to Chen Zhi Gymnasium before 2 p.m....... Then, Geng Haoshi had a dream, dreaming that he was holding the championship trophy of the basketball game of the University Joint Autumn Games in his left hand, holding Yang Mimi's hand in his right hand, and cheers and applause were everywhere. Geng Haoshi looked at Yang Mimi affectionately, and there was a "ah-ah-ah-ah" in his ears, ...... "I'll go!" 9527! What do you want! Geng Haoshi was woken up again by a moan of 90 decibels.
"Master, your alarm has been going off for a long time, so ......"
"Not good!" Geng Haoshi looked at the time, and it was already one fifty-six minutes. Don't hurry up, that beautiful coach is going crazy again!
Geng Haoshi quickly put on his shoes and ran quickly to Chen Zhi Gymnasium.
When Geng Haoshi arrived at Chen Zhi Gymnasium, it was 2:5, and the members of the school basketball team were already training one by one.
Seeing Yu Manman sitting in the coach's seat, Geng Haoshi knew that he couldn't hide.
Geng Haoshi cautiously walked up to Yu Manman, pretended to be panting, and said with his hands on his waist: "Coach, I pulled for another day today, and my waist hurt...... So it's late. ”
Yu Manman glanced at Geng Haoshi obliquely, and said indifferently: "With your size, it's good to pull more." ”
"By the way, didn't you say you're an all-rounder?" Yu Manman looked directly at Geng Haoshi with a pair of beautiful eyes, "Since you are an all-round player, why didn't you score a few of the 2,000 baskets you shot yesterday?" ”
It's over, does this mean to settle accounts?! You can't be trying to drive me away, are you?! Geng Haoshi broke out in a cold sweat, so he could only continue to make it up! "Well, I'm not suffering from diarrhea."
"Oh?" Yu Manman stared at Geng Haoshi suspiciously.
She doesn't seem to believe it! What to do? What to do? What to do? …… Either way, I can't be removed from her!
Geng Haoshi gritted his teeth and said, "Actually, what I'm good at is slam dunk!" ”