There are so many little goblins, 57 Mr. Lu, what about your teacher's list
One day, Teacher Lu was preparing for class at home during the holiday, and Xiao Jin'er seemed to sit next to him and watch Teacher Lu.
"Jin'er, you don't have to accompany me." Teacher Lu rubbed Xiao Jin'er's little head, which was still tied with a double pill head. "But these things are so boring, you must be bored." Xiao Jin'er looked at Teacher Lu's little eyes, and her eyes were really firm. "Jin'er, bring me a bag of snacks." Teacher Lu looked at Xiao Jin'er, who was about to fall asleep. "Okay." Xiao Jin'er didn't say a word, stood up and ran. "Such students are punishable." Teacher Lu looked at Xiao Jin'er, who was running very fast.
Standing on the podium to give a lecture by himself, he learned from the scumbag Jin'er classmates who were not serious about slipping away. criticized him fiercely, and the scumbag blushed and bit his lip aggrievedly. After class, I left the scumbag Jin'er alone in the classroom. I sternly questioned why the scumbags didn't go to class well, listened to lectures and studied seriously. The scumbag who has a good face talks back to himself, and picks up the ass of the scumbag who whips the scumbagγγγγγγγγγ
Teacher Lu, you don't prepare for class well, what are you thinking about here?
The scumbag was educated by his own crying nose and promised to study hard, and he was touched by his heartγγγγγγγγ "Ahh Teacher Lu, who was holding a book and thinking wildly, was interrupted alive by a tragic scream.
"Xiao Jin'er?" Teacher Lu threw down the book and ran to the living room. βγγγγγβ Xiao Jin'er sat next to a pile of broken glass. βγγγγγγβ Teacher Lu was stunned for a second, and then picked up Xiao Jin'er.
"Are you hurt?" Teacher Lu didn't have time to ask what was going on, just anxiously checked Xiao Jin'er up and down to see if she was injured. "Nope." Xiao Jin'er came back to her senses and was frightened.
"What's going on?" Teacher Lu's voice was sharp. "The big fish bowl is broken." Xiao Jin'er is like a child who has made a mistake. "Huh?" Three thousand five hundred and eighty pieces of nine cents and two pieces? Teacher Lu felt that his heart was dripping blood. More than 3,000 yuan can buy many packs of charcoal-grilled shredded squid! "I was passing by the big fish tank and wanted to sit in for a while, but I forgot to turn back into a fish." Xiao Jin'er's little hands grabbed her sleeves nervously. "Take off your clothes." Oh my God! The whole person threw himself into the big fish tank and was not injured at all? Teacher Lu was skeptical.
(಑Ο಑) You really don't want to see Xiao Jin'er's fruit body Baa Lu teacher.
Xiao Jin'er obediently stripped naked.
"There's really no pain or discomfort on my body?" Teacher Lu patted Xiao Jin'er on the back. "No, there is no way!" Xiao Jin'er shook her head. "Will it be a concussion, do you want to go to the hospital?" Mr. Lu was particularly uneasy, and he didn't even look at the attractive fruit, and he was a decent gentleman and a polite teacher. "Lu Lu doesn't want me anymore?" Xiao Jin'er, who was very scared when she heard the word hospital, burst into tears. "Why don't you want you?" Teacher Lu, the second monk, was confused. "You just said you were going to put me in the hospital." Xiao Jin'er cried roughly. "Why are you crying Jin'er?" Teacher Lu wiped his tears while dressing Xiao Jin'er.
When Xiao Jin'er was disobedient when he was a child, his good-looking hemp scared him, and he was sent to the hospital if he was disobedient. The terrible doctor will dissect him. The grown-up little Jin'er Baba told him that he couldn't be good friends with humans, and the bad guys would send him to the hospital for dissection and specimen science experiments. Therefore, Xiao Jiner has a strong shadow on the word hospital.
There were a bunch of balabala, and Xiao Jin'er talked to Teacher Lu with tears in her eyes. "I don't go to the hospital, but Xiao Jin'er really doesn't feel uncomfortable or hurts?" Teacher Lu wiped Xiao Jin'er's tears with tears and laughter. "It hurts a little bit in my butt." Xiao Jin'er is butt to the ground. "Brother Ning, rub it." Teacher Lu stretched out his big hand to rub Xiao Jin'er's buttocks.
After Xiao Jin'er smashed the big fish tank, she never turned back into a fish. One is that Xiao Jin'er sleeps without a fish tank, and the other is that Xiao Jin'er has a shadow on the fish tank.
Teacher Lu didn't eat much at home before, but now he has to run home at noon because there is a little Jin'er at home who looks like a little daughter-in-law. When I went to work, Xiao Jin'er stood at the door and watched herself go out of the house, and when she came back from work, Xiao Jin'er hurriedly stepped forward to pick up the file bag or hugged herself.
Teacher Lu, who is alone, actually feels at home, and Xiao Jin'er is like a gentle and virtuous little daughter-in-law. It's still a particularly good-looking kind.
Teacher Lu took Xiao Jin'er to the street to buy clothes and daily necessities, and Teacher Lu taught Xiao Jin'er how to be a person and a good person in the 21st century. What to pay attention to when talking and how to eat. Bala bala bala is a lot better. Xiao Jin'er listened obediently, because the advantage is that you can go to the supermarket to buy shredded squid to eat.
When he arrived at the supermarket, the teacher looked at the shopping cart and picked up Xiao Jin'er very brainily and put it in, and Xiao Jin'er, who was a bird, sat in the shopping cart easily.
"Is it fun!" Mr. Lu's face was innocent, and the folds that laughed too hard were negligible. This laugh fascinated the girls passing by. "Have fun, Brother Ning." Xiao Jin'er sat in the shopping cart and moved around like ADHD.
"The smile is very charming, and the one in the shopping cart is the receptive." Passing girls whispered. Teacher Lu smiled even brighter when he heard this.
"It's not good to eat puffed food." Teacher Lu looked at Xiao Jin'er, who was holding potato chips and fries. "But Lu Lu is delicious." Teacher Ming Ming Lu is a snack control himself, and he has constant snacks at home. "You can only take one pack." Teacher Lu thought in his heart that Xiao Jin'er must not be infected with the good habit of loving snacks and not eating, which is not good for her health, and she will set an example for her little daughter-in-law in the future.
(಑Ο಑) Sure enough, falling in love will make people's IQ lower and make people change and become excellent, but his meow's Lu Yuanning is what kind of single dog you are!
Xiao Jin'er watched Teacher Lu jump out of the car picking up toothpaste, and hurriedly took a shopping basket and stuffed snacks into it as fast as she could. Mr. Lu came back with toothpaste and looked at the shopping cart with only a pack of ginger candy tablets, expressing his relief.
"Let's go, Brother Ning, let's go pay." Xiao Jin'er hid the shopping basket behind her. "What's behind you?" Teacher Lu looked at the big box of snacks. "Nothing." Xiao Jin'er ran away with snacks and came to the cash register.
"A pack of Weilong." The cashier said. "I'm sorry, I don't want this." Mr. Lu never eats this category, so he is firmly against it. "This one is delicious." Xiao Jin'er reached out and took it back. "It's not good." Mr. Spicy was brutally sent back. "A box of candy." The cashier said. "I'm sorry, I don't want this." Mr. Lu, who believes that dental health is very important, is firmly opposed. βγγγγβ Brother Candy was also sent home. "Don't want a bag of phoenix claws?" The cashier's face was expressionless, especially calm. Teacher Lu nodded.
"Pork jerky... "Lu Yuanning, I don't want it!" Xiao Jin'er was very unhappy to interrupt the cashier's words.
"It's not easy for you to be a father, your son is in the rebellious period of youth." The cashier looked at Mr. Lu.
βγγγγγβ Teacher Lu didn't calmly take the snack payment that he didn't want before, and left. Xiao Jin'er was very happy holding a big bag of snacks.
Teacher Lu drove sullenly. Are we father and son? This is a myopia of several thousand degrees. Xiao Jin'er hugged the snack and giggled.
"Jin'er put the snacks down and we get out of the car." Teacher Lu looked at Xiao Jin'er, who was worried that the snacks would be stolen and couldn't get out of the car. "Be good, Brother Ning will buy you clothes and take you to eat delicious food, okay?" Teacher Lu patiently coaxed Xiao Jin'er. "Won't you really lose it? Road Road. Xiao Jin'er held the snack and didn't let go. It's true. At this moment, Mr. Lu feels that he is really a father, and Xiao Jin'er is a bear child.
"Oh well! Snacks, be obedient, I'll be back in a moment. Xiao Jin'er patted the shopping bag. Get out of the car. "Teacher Lu is so cute. (಑Ο಑) what do you want to be cute?
Two people walked into the mall hand in hand. The high-value combination is still the focus of everyone.
"What is a small attack!" Xiao Jin'er heard a boy's words and asked the teacher curiously. "It's me who attacks, and it's you who receive." Teacher Lu didn't have any morality at all, and taught Xiao Jin'er indiscriminately. "That's it." Xiao Jin'er doesn't seem to understand.
Teacher Lu led Xiao Jin'er into a clothing store.
"Hello two gentlemen, what do you want to choose!" The owner came over. "Choose clothes for him." Teacher Lu pointed to Xiao Jin'er who was looking around.
"Pick out your brother's outfit! The youth preppy style suits him very well. "The owner was very blind.
Teacher Lu pulled Xiao Jin'er and walked out without saying a word. went to a boss who didn't like to talk much, and bought a lot of clothes for Xiao Jin'er, including some for himself.
When I went to work the next day, Mr. Lu wore a youthful college style dress to school, and he was really young and handsome. (People are not old.) οΌ
In fact, Mr. Lu is only twenty-five years old, but Xiao Jin'er is too young. It's not that Mr. Lu is old, it's really not.
Teacher Lu's dress attracted a lot of people, and one of the female teachers came over with a box of chocolates.
"Is Mr. Lu free tomorrow?" The female teacher looked at Teacher Lu with a red face. "Is there something wrong?" Teacher Lu's tone was a little cold. "There are some parts of the lesson plan that I can't figure out, I want to make it perfect, tomorrow I want to go to Mr. Lu's house and disturb it to discuss with Mr. Lu." The female teacher put down the chocolate and walked away. "I'll go to your house tomorrow morning at nine o'clock." The female teacher said as she walked.
Teacher Lu didn't hear it at all, because this chocolate brand was Xiao Jin'er's favorite. Xiao Jin'er is Teacher Lu's favorite again, so Teacher Lu has Xiao Jin'er in his mind at this moment.
"Lu Yuanning, I will definitely chase you down." The female teacher cheered herself on.
"I can see Xiao Jin'er in half an hour after school." Teacher Lu is worried about this little brocade.
At this moment, Xiao Jin'er is also missing Teacher Lu. Don't be cowardly, Xiao Jin'er changed her clothes and went out with her purse to take a taxi directly to Teacher Lu's school.
Twenty minutes later, Xiao Jin'er came to Teacher Lu's school, stood at the school gate obediently and waited for the door to open, and then gave Teacher Lu a big surprise. "Brother Ning, Xiao Jin'er misses you." Xiao Jin'er was a little sullen.
The bell rang for the end of class, and Xiao Jin'er looked at the school.
The bell rang for the end of class, and Teacher Lu walked out.
The crowd was crowded, and Teacher Lu walked with the students, ignoring the students' greetings and hurriedly walking forward. In the sea of people, Xiao Jin'er saw Teacher Lu and waved his name with a wave. Teacher Lu smiled in surprise, and Xiao Jin'er also smiled.
Teacher Lu stepped forward, and Xiao Jin'er also stepped forward. The two men held hands.
The following is a waste drama theater with three more enchanting insomnia in the middle of the night:
(಑Ο಑) The little enchantress has a bold idea, if it is face to the groundγγγγγγ Whoever the hell can do it and fall face to the ground. It's a brain hole.,It's not a brain-opening hole.,Without a brain hole, there wouldn't be this novel.γ
If you hit the ground with your face, it's good to open your mind.
The Abandoned Theatre has officially begun:
When the face touched the glass, the glass shattered instantly, and pieces of extremely sharp glass shards pierced into the skin, and the sharp shards made the horror of the destruction of the beautiful face hideous. The eye was covered in hot blood, and a slender glass pierced straight through the back of the eyeball. Her delicate lips were punctured, and her mouth was full of disgusting and bitter blood. The bridge of the nose collapsed due to gravity on the floor and the iron frame of the large fish tank. Gradually, dizziness, tinnitus, dizziness, and piercing pain on the face.
The man was disfigured because of this, and his beloved boyfriend left him. The pain in a man's heart is far more painful than in his face. Sure enough, the boyfriend chose to be together because of his appearance.
Later, his ex-boyfriend's buddies came to see him and inadvertently said that he was not injured by accident but deliberately planned by his ex-boyfriend.
The ex-boyfriend's mother is the ex-wife of the man's father, and his own mother is the son of a third party. The ex-boyfriend recognized this face exactly like a third party when he first met a man. His mother committed suicide because of the divorce because of the vixen's good-looking face. The father and the son repay the debt, and the vixen's debt will be repaid by the son. The ex-boyfriend sprinkled oil and water on the ground. The fish tank was specially treated, and the man slipped and fell on the fish tank.
The deceived and disfigured man listened to it all and closed his eyes in agony, slashing his wrist with a broken glass glass.
The buddy who seemed to be kind enough to tell the man the truth stood outside the door and smiled as he watched all this. It's not a pity for the man who let you rob me disfigure and die.
The ex-boyfriend buddies went home to find the man's ex-boyfriend, and then went to the insurance company together. A week later, the man's funeral was held, and the next day the third mother's mother was kicked out of the house on the grounds that the child was not biological. How can a man's father believe the words of a vixen, in fact, the third mother has only had a man, the father. The dead son is flesh and blood.
A month later, the ex-boyfriend and the good buddy got a huge insurance payment. The next day the ex-boyfriend died, and a week later the ex-boyfriend buddy died. Two weeks later, my father died. The mother stood in the man's grave with the inheritance certificate and smiled. Behind him, a disfigured man's sharp knife flashed with a cold light.
In fact, the buddy has a crush on his ex-boyfriend, and the ex-boyfriend did not deliberately plot the man's disfigurement.
Family ethics? Deliberate planning? Accidental death? Is it a human or a ghost? The cemetery was cloudy and windy, and the dead leaves swirled in the gray air. The crow roared and screamed, and the third man's laughter was still on his lips. The disfigured man stepped forward with a sharp knife in his hand, and the cemetery became silent. Everything stands still, and whoever dies next.
Q: What is the truth?
ps (pure hand play pure brain hole, if you are uncomfortable, please ignore this large paragraph that is not serious and useless, thank you.) At two o'clock in the morning in the middle of the night, I was still quite scared to hit this kind of thing, crying and chirping. _(Β°ΟΒ°γβ )_