Teacher Lu Yuanning Lu got off work with a document bag and passed by the flower, bird and fish shop. "Handsome guy, buy a bouquet of flowers." A girl in a long dress greeted Teacher Lu.

Teacher Lu walked in. "What kind of flowers do you want to buy?" The girl in the long skirt looked at the polite Teacher Lu and had a good impression.

"A pot of meat." Teacher Lu looked at the round and wanted to pinch its pot of succulents. "How about a handsome guy buy two pots and give a gift." The girl in the long skirt points to the beautiful gift box in the distance. "One pot is enough." Teacher Lu pushed his glasses. "If you have a lot of gifts, buy two pots." The girl in the long skirt still insists on recommending it. "Okay, two pots of meat." Teacher Lu took out his wallet.

"The boss collects two pots of meaty money." "The handsome guy comes with me and gets you a giveaway." The girl in the long skirt led Teacher Lu to the side of a pile of exquisite gifts.

"Sauce sauce, a small fish tank and five small goldfish." The girl in the long skirt picked a not-so-good gift. "Hmm." Teacher Lu looked at the dirty fish tank and a few dying little goldfish.

Teacher Lu came home and put the cute little flesh on the windowsill. Take the fish tank to the bathroom. Wash the fish tank and change it with clean water. Put five small goldfish in it.

"Jin Da, Jin Two, Jin Three, Jin Four." "Your name is Jin'er." Teacher Lu looked at the little goldfish and muttered to himself.

The little goldfish spat bubbles thoughtfully, and dialog boxes appeared on their heads.

"I'm the boss." The big goldfish is triumphant. "I'm the second brother." The medium goldfish was very angry, "I'm the third brother." "Dull goldfish have no energy." I'm a junior. "I'm dying.

Hey, hey, hey, your focus is wrong.,Look at your names, the style of painting is different.。 (ಡωಡ)

“。。。。。” In the end, the little goldfish who should be the fifth child was motionless, looking at Teacher Lu with his eyes. "Sure enough, Jin'er is the most beautiful." Teacher Lu looked at the big-eyed fifth smallest goldfish, that is, Jin'er, which was golden and red, and was very beautiful.

The next day, Big Brother Goldfish, died. The second brother of the goldfish, pawn. The third brother of the goldfish, who eats a lot of fish food, pawns. Fourth brother of goldfish, don't mention it. Jin'er monopolizes the fish tank and swims in it.

Jin'er swam happily in the fish tank, and Mr. Lu finally felt that something was wrong, afraid that Mr. Lu would be bored with Jin'er, and Mr. Lu bought a few small goldfish to accompany it, but they all died within a few days, and only Jin'er was left.

"Are you a carp spirit?" "Running and running?" "This is not the ocean, what are you talking about the third prince of the Dragon King." Teacher Lu looked at Jin'er and muttered to herself strangely.

The little goldfish swim and swim. Swim and swim to.

"You can't change to a bigger fish tank!" Ba Boer brocade weakly complained. "I'm Teacher Lu's Jin'er, not Babo'er." "I can't breathe."

"You can't change to a big fish tank with oxygen, rockeries, and seaweed." Xiao Jin'er complained while swimming.

Teacher Lu passed by with a book. "The road is so handsome." Xiao Jin'er swims and swims, and Teacher Lu goes to work.

"Are you gone?" The little goldfish looked at the empty room.

"Then I can come out and play!"

Xiao Jin'er jumped out of the small fish tank effortlessly, fluttered on the ground, and fluttered for a while. There was a big pool of water and a boy on the ground. The sun shone on him, and the boy's hair became even more golden. Xiao Jin'er looked around the room naked.

"I'm still naked, ashamed!" Xiao Jin'er walked into the bedroom wet and opened the wardrobe, and put on Teacher Lu's clothes.

I opened Mr. Lu's laptop and went shopping and bought a large fish tank.

I took off my clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower, and I also ate Mr. Lu's shredded squid. None of Mr. Lu's rooms were clean and dry, all of them were wet.

Teacher Lu's closet, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, laptop with water and Mr. Lu's mobile phone that he forgot at home. The little naughty egg felt that he had had enough fun, so he turned back into a little goldfish and went back to the fish tank to sleep.

Teacher Lu came home from class at noon to get the workbook, and as soon as he opened the door, he was Spartan.

"This!" "Is this a thief?" "Is this a water leak?" "What's going on?"

Teacher Lu squatted at the door of the house suspiciously, pushing his glasses and talking to himself to analyze the situation. You shouldn't rush into the house to see what's going on, this teacher.

"Let's see." Teacher Lu changed into slippers and entered the house. "Yo, Xiao Jin'er, you're still alive, good afternoon." Teacher Lu pushed his glasses and smiled. “。。。。。” A fish that is not yet dead, spitting bubbles in anger.

Teacher Lu followed the footprints to the bedroom.

"The clothes in my closet are dirty." Teacher Lu looked at the closet that had not been closed. "My favorite shredded squid is gone, and the charcoal grill tastes delicious!" Teacher Lu looked at the empty bedside table and expressed regret.

"My laptop is smoking, and there's tomorrow's tutorial in my laptop!" Mr. Lu tried to fix it, but the billowing black smoke made him give up. "My Shakespeare set, big brother Shakespeare, you're good to go." Teacher Lu muttered to himself and threw the blistered books in the trash.

Teacher Lu looked for his phone. "My big Yali phone, it should be dead." Teacher Lu looked at the wet and dripping big pear. "Basking in the sun should be able to save it," Mr. Lu picked up his mobile phone soaked in water and put it on the balcony.

Teacher Lu followed the footprints of water stains on the floor to the bathroom.

"My bathroom, bath gel and bath salts are gone." "Lemon and rose essential oils are expensive." "It's a bit too much for a thief to come to the house to steal things and take a shower!"

Teacher Lu picked up a very strong big pear and called the school to ask for leave. "Xiao Wang, help me take a leave, you can help me with the afternoon class." "What's wrong, Mr. Lu?" "It's okay if the thief took a shower in our house, and it was too much to eat my shredded squid!" "Hey, hey, Mr. Lu, your brain circuit isn't quite right." Xiao Wang shouted on the phone. "That's how young people make a big fuss." Teacher Lu hung up the phone and put down the big Yali pear.

"Don't 998, 1288 take home the copycat machine big Yali is so good, it's an excellent good classmate!" Teacher Lu muttered to himself while mopping the floor. Teacher Lu cleaned the room and prepared to feed Xiao Jin'er with fish food.

"The fish food is gone." Teacher Lu looked at Xiao Jin'er. "We don't have any money." "It's over, Xiao Jin'er, you're going to starve to death." “。。。。。。” Xiao Jin'er muttered to herself while sleeping, and after finishing the road, the teacher went out to the supermarket to buy shredded squid, and bought fish food by the way.

Teacher Lu talked to himself, going to the supermarket and hoarding squid shreds. "Beer goes well with shredded squid." Teacher Lu smiled happily and picked snacks.

When the big bag and small bag returned home, several workers were at the door of their house. "Hello, who are you?" Mr. Lu put down the shopping bag and looked for the key, "Mr. Lu, yes!" ”

"We're from Spicy Boiled Fish Ocean City." The uncle took out his business card. "I didn't order takeout." Teacher Lu rummaged around looking for push glasses. "Ha, we're here to deliver you a fish tank." The uncle explained to Mr. Lu honestly. "Fish tank!" Mr. Lu remembered the small fish port he had photographed for 9 yuan on the Internet.

"Yes, Mr. Lu, please pay for the fish tank you bought this morning." The uncle politely waited for Mr. Lu. "Okay." Teacher Lu calmly took out twenty yuan.

"Three thousand five hundred and eighty yuan and nine cents two, Mr. Lu, you are really humorous." Uncle smiled.

"Are you touching the sky-high price of porcelain or something?" Teacher Lu calmly took out the card.

"Mr. Lu, don't be kidding, open the door, we'll help you put the fish tank on, we have the next one." Uncle took out the credit card machine. "I didn't have a key." Teacher Lu is very calm.

"Mr. Naroo's fishbowl." The uncle spoke in a loud voice. The little naughty egg Jin'er who woke up and ran out to move heard the sound of the door, and the word fish tank greatly stimulated the nerves in his brain, and the nerves opened the door widely.

"Is it the wrong way to open it?" Teacher Lu watched as the door of the house was opened.

"Isn't this someone's home?" The worker's eldest brother smiled and walked inside. "Come in and be careful, it's not good if it breaks." Xiao Jin'er has the demeanor of the head of the family.

"I don't want to go in at all." Teacher Lu muttered to himself.

"Brother Ning is coming in." Xiao Jin'er looked at Teacher Lu and the shopping bag in his arms, and said that there were a lot of delicious shredded squid.

"Hello." Teacher Lu greeted calmly. "Come in, Brother Ning." Xiao Jin'er dragged Teacher Lu into the house. "Hmm." Teacher Lu calmly entered the house.

The worker's eldest brother left with a smile after installing the fish tank. "Bang." The security door was slammed shut. Mr. Lu's nerves finally broke.

(ಡωಡ) You unresponsive teacher Lu whose reflex arc is slightly longer by several meters.

"Wow, that's big." Xiao Jin'er, who has big nerves, strokes the fish tank and is happy.

"Brother Ning, I want to eat shredded squid." Xiao Jin'er rummaged through the shopping bag. "Eat it, you're welcome." Teacher Lu calmed down.

"Brother Ning, what's wrong with you!" Xiao Jin'er opened the squid shredded packaging bag with a sigh.

"Who are you?" With a thud, Mr. Lu felt that his heart was dripping blood.

Hey, hey, Mr. Lu, your brain circuits and focus are not right.

"I'm Xiao Jin'er." Xiao Jin'er bit the squid shreds and slurred her speech. "Who?" Mr. Lu suspected that there was something wrong with his ears.

"Brother Ning's little goldfish." “。。。。。” Teacher Lu walked slowly to the small fish tank, which was empty. The floor was full of water. Look at the boy next to the new big fish tank. Biting his own squid shreds in his mouth, wearing his own clothes, water stains on the floor.

Bai cleaned up, and Mr. Lu once again wondered about his meow's brain circuit.

"Brother Ning, why don't you go to school today?"

"How do you get to the goblins at home?" Teacher Lu took off the frame of his glasses and looked at Xiao Jin'er.

"I can help Brother Ning fight monsters at home." Xiao Jin'er didn't realize that he was a goblin himself.

"Xiao Jin'er?" Teacher Lu suspiciously called the name of the little goldfish, obviously he took it himself, but now it is strange how to call it. "Well, Brother Ning." Xiao Jin'er swept away a large bag of shredded squid.

"You're a goldfish?" Why do little goldfish squid shreds? As a biology teacher, Lu Yuanning felt that if he solved this problem, it would definitely be a great feat in the biology world.

(ಡωಡ) Angry Xiao Jin'er ate your shredded squid and said directly.

"That's right." Xiao Jin'er turned back into a little goldfish, fluttering on the floor, and then turned into a smooth little Jin'er again. "Shame." Xiao Jin'er blushed and planned to pick it up and wear wet clothes

"Let's go to the bedroom and change our clothes." Teacher Lu looked at the slippery little Jin'er. "Okay." Xiao Jin'er went to the bedroom to change her clothes.

Teacher Lu talked to himself alone.

"Running around or running over." "It's a goldfish essence."

"He looks pretty good, with blond hair like a half-breed doll." "Slippery 。。。。。。。"

"I bought two pots of succulent meat, and spent more than 3,000 to summon a little goblin.

Teacher Lu blushed.

Xiao Jin'er walked out in Teacher Lu's clothes. Mr. Lu finished talking to himself and decided to talk to him. After all, there is an extra beautiful boy in the family, not to Ba Bo Ben Goldfish Essence. This matter is still very serious.

"Why are you so good-looking?" Teacher Lu pushed the frame of the glasses seriously. "Because hemp is good-looking." Xiao Jin'er smiled heartlessly. "Is it really good for a fish to eat shredded squid?" Teacher Lu is serious.

"The shredded squid is delicious." Xiao Jin'er smiled heartlessly. "Why are you so cute?" Teacher Lu took a rubber band and tied two balls for Xiao Jin'er's somewhat long hair.

"Am I cute? Brother Ning? Xiao Jin'er looked at Teacher Lu, her big eyes full of doubts. Teacher Lu wanted to teach Xiao Jin'er a physiology class on the spot, phew, it was a biology class and a geography class. Abbreviated as Physiology Class. (๑•́ ₃ •̀๑) Look at my sincere face and upright smile.

Okay, the conversation is over, and the cute little Jin'er will stay at your brother Ning's house.

"Wow! I love this head! "Xiao Jin'er touched the two double pills and suspected Nezha's hairstyle." Sprout! Teacher Lu, who likes to see 100,000 bad jokes, said.

Xiao Jin'er ran with two balls and shook them after, and after a while, Xiao Jin'er was dismantled.

Teacher Lu once again helped him comb his Nezha hair.