"Oh no, run!" If you are caught, you will be criticized by the whole school! Geng Haoshi thought to himself, he doesn't care, but he can't even affect the goddess of power!

Geng Haoshi remembered that behind the single-pole area was the back door of the sports field. So, he motioned to Yang Mimi and ran towards the single-pole area together.

The back door of the stadium is a small iron gate about two meters high.

Geng Haoshi and Yang Mimi stood in front of the small iron door at the back door, and behind them were the middle-aged uncle who was guarding the sports field approaching step by step, and the bright white light pillar emitted by the flashlight was surrounding them......

Looking at the middle-aged uncle who was getting closer and closer, Geng Haoshi immediately made a decision - he squatted down, looked at Yang Mimi with a solemn gaze, patted his shoulder and said, "Mi Mi, step on it, I'll send you through the iron gate first." ”

"I ...... I haven't climbed ...... before" Yang Mimi was a little scared.

"It's okay, Mi Mi, I'm thick and shoulder-wide, so I'm sure I'll send you over steadily."

Under the encouragement of Geng Haoshi, Yang Mimi held on to the railing of the iron gate and stood on Geng Haoshi's shoulder tremblingly. After Yang Mimi stood firm, Geng Haoshi slowly stood up.

After Geng Haoshi stopped, he looked up at Yang Mi Mi and said, "Mi Mi, hold on to the door frame above the iron door with your hand, and go over with one foot first." ”

Under the guidance of Geng Haoshi, Yang Mimi slowly raised one foot in the direction of the iron door frame...... Geng Haoshi looked up at the ...... A pink triangle looms through the white athletic shorts...... Geng Haoshi's nosebleed came down again......

Yang Mimi's legs were still shaking when she landed, and she suddenly realized: "Second brother, then why did you come over?" ”

Looking at Yang Mimi's anxious gaze, Geng Haoshi suddenly thought of the scene where the revolutionary soldier sacrificed his life to bomb the bunker in order to complete the task, the scene where lovers were facing life and death, and the scene of going to interstellar for the people he loved......

Geng Haoshi wiped off the nosebleed, and said righteously: "Mi Mi, you go quickly, leave me alone!" ”…… If it can be accompanied by the background music of Fei Yuqing's "A Cut of Plums" at this time, it would be really excellent......

The middle-aged uncle who took care of the sports field was already behind Geng Haoshi!

The plot of the idol drama was too late to act, Geng Haoshi hurriedly signaled Yang Mimi to leave quickly, and shouted at the middle-aged uncle: "You come to arrest me!" ”

After Geng Haoshi finished speaking, he turned around and pointed his ass at the middle-aged uncle, and slapped it twice on his buttocks.

Bifurcation! Isn't this a provocation? The middle-aged uncle was furious. …… Originally, this uncle was in a good mood after watching the super long TV series that he had been following the drama tonight, and finally ended with a happy ending, and he just wanted to educate them a little and let them go. …… This is good, the middle-aged uncle has been angry in his heart, and he has vowed to catch the dead fat man in front of him to the school academic affairs office.

Geng Haoshi began to run around the stadium frantically, and the middle-aged uncle also followed closely step by step, chasing while shouting: "Stinky boy, don't run!" ”

……

Gradually, a halo of light appeared in the east, and the sky began to lighten.

At this time, on the rubber track of the sports field, Geng Haoshi was lying on his back, panting constantly...... And the middle-aged uncle was lying on Geng Haoshi's body, also panting, patting Geng Haoshi's big belly while saying, "I can't run!" ”

Later, the middle-aged uncle who took care of the sports field was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment because he exercised too much to cause acute appendicitis when chasing Geng Haoshi, and the school also commended him and awarded him the medal of dedication and dedication.

And Geng Haoshi was naturally sent to the Academic Affairs Office, and later after the resolution of the leaders of the Academic Affairs Office, Geng Haoshi was required to publicly review in front of all teachers and students of the school.

It was a sunny noon, and Geng Haoshi stood on the high platform of the school playground with the review book in hand.

Oh yes! Are these school leaders idle eggs? This review meeting was held for me! It also brings all the teachers and students of the school together in the sports field! Your uncle's! I am most disgusted with the bureaucratic style of making such a fuss. Geng Haoshi scolded in his heart. What was supposed to be a notice of criticism turned out to be a review meeting.

"Hey, hey, hey......" The director of the Academic Affairs Office tried the microphone, and after confirming that there was nothing wrong with the microphone, he motioned for the principal to come forward and speak.

"Distinguished leaders, teachers, and students. Today, on this sunny day, in this ......"

Listening to the headmaster's bulabula talk, Geng Haoshi rolled his eyes and thought: You guys, you don't want to have a gala.

"Okay, thank you headmaster for taking the time out of your busy schedule to be here." The Director of Academic Affairs took the president's microphone and motioned for everyone to applaud together.

"Now, then, let's start today's review."

The director of the Academic Affairs Office looked at Geng Haoshi beside him and said: "Because this student entered the sports field at night without permission, and chose to escape under the persuasion of Comrade Lao He, the administrator of the sports field, under the spirit of Comrade Lao He not giving up or giving up, the student who caused the accident was finally caught by Comrade Lao He. However, Comrade Lao He suffered from acute appendicitis and is still lying in the hospital. ”

As he spoke, he paused and wiped the corners of his eyes with the hem of his clothes.

I'll go! It's so good to act! What a place to be! Geng Haoshi was instantly stunned by the actions of the director of the Academic Affairs Office.

Some of the students who knew the inside story under the high platform of the sports field had already begun to whisper...... "I heard that the director of the Academic Affairs Office has been selecting some outstanding school leaders and something like that recently." "No wonder they made a big fuss about this unlucky ghost, it turned out to be to add some performance to themselves." "Well, I think so. Moreover, for his acting skills, I give full marks! ”……

The dean of the Academic Affairs Office pretended to calm down and continued: "Under the sincere guidance of the principal and me, this student who caused the accident has deeply realized his mistake. Therefore, at his own request, we specially convened this review meeting, and he wanted to review and repent in front of everyone. After speaking, he motioned Geng Haoshi to take the microphone.

Listening to the nonsense of the director of the Academic Affairs Office, Geng Haoshi was almost powerless to roll his eyes.

Taking the microphone, Geng Haoshi looked condescendingly at all the teachers and students in the audience, and suddenly remembered those funerals in the countryside, all the teachers and students in front of him seemed to have become filial sons who were kneeling on the ground and crying in the eyes of Geng Haoshi. ”

……

There was not just the right gust of wind to drift a few leaves, nor did a crow shouting "idiot" fly from the sky...... At this time, there was a dead silence in the stadium......

Seeing the director of the Academic Affairs Office glaring at him with an angry face, Geng Haoshi pretended to clear his throat and returned to the topic: "Dear principal, teachers, and students, thank you for listening to my confession here. ……”

What the hell is this?! Geng Haoshi looked at the review book that was handwritten and handed to him by the director of the Academic Affairs Office, and couldn't help but curse secretly. …… No, to preserve the only self-esteem I have. Geng Haoshi thought in his heart and decided to play freely.

"I want to say sorry to the stadium administrator Lao He first. Lao He is a good comrade and a good comrade who is dedicated to his duties. For a classmate like me, who is not self-binding enough, Lao He did not give up on me, but accompanied me to run and exercise in the sports field. Eventually, acute appendicitis was caused by strenuous exercise. I would like to express my deep regret and condolences for this. ”

Hearing this, the director of the Academic Affairs Office on the side kept squeezing Geng Haoshi's eyes and motioned him to read according to the script.

Geng Haoshi pretended not to see it, and continued: "Everyone has also seen it, I am a fat man. A few days ago, I suddenly felt unwell, so I went to the hospital to see a doctor, and the doctor diagnosed me and said, 'You suffer from an extremely rare type of eating disorder, which causes the patient to keep wanting to eat, and then eat more and more fat, so that the organs in the body are severely squeezed, if you can't control this trend of gaining weight in time, eventually the organs in the body will be squeezed by their own fat and fat'. ”

"Do you know how scared I was?" Geng Haoshi pretended to look frightened, "I'm thinking, my life hasn't bloomed yet, will it wither first?" ”

"When I was dying, a kind and lovely female classmate appeared in front of me, gave me love and warmth, and encouraged me to face the disease bravely."

Many people in the audience had seen Geng Haoshi and a beautiful girl eating together in the sixth cafeteria of the school, and they couldn't help but nod their heads, thinking to themselves: So that's what happened.

"As a man, since you have agreed to the girl's instructions, you must unswervingly complete it!"

"So, I planned a series of workouts."

"At around 4 a.m. that day, I was going to the school's sports field for exercise, but the door to the sports field was locked. However, I couldn't suppress the burning desire for exercise in my heart, so I managed to sneak in. ”

"As a result, Lao He, the administrator of the sports grounds, discovered me."

"Instead of blaming me, Lao He kept encouraging me behind me, running round and round with me, and finally, he threw himself on this rubber track full of love and encouragement." At this time, Geng Haoshi also learned from the director of the Academic Affairs Office to pause, and gently wiped the corners of his eyes with the placket of his clothes.

"Although I worked so hard to exercise in order to survive, although Lao He suddenly fell ill in order to exercise with me, although all this was due to my love for life and Lao He's concern for me...... However, I can't accept the selfless care of someone like Lao He who has great love without any scruples because of my own insignificant little life. …… So, I want to say sorry to Lao He. ”

"Finally, I would like to give a special thank you to our beloved Director of Academic Affairs. Not only because he used his earnest teachings to lead me to the right path, but also because he said that he wanted me to join the school basketball team to motivate me to exercise well and get rid of my illness as soon as possible. So, let's cheer and applaud our school for having such a good director! ”

Under Geng Haoshi's speech and incitement full of sincerity, cheers and applause suddenly sounded in the stadium.

Geng Haoshi did not forget to bow deeply in the direction of the director of the Academic Affairs Office.