Chapter 12: SM Goddess?!
The review meeting finally ended with the strange ending of Geng Haoshi joining the school basketball team.
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"Captain, do you really want that big fat man to join us?"
"The school leaders have spoken, can I refuse?"
"Captain, if you don't wait for him to come, let's put some pressure on him and let him retreat!"
"Well, that's all there is to it."
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Although Geng Haoshi relied on his ingenuity to cheat a place on the school basketball team in the review meeting, he still insisted on completing those tasks that overstepped the challenge every day...... After all, twice the shock penalty can be avoided without trying.
Now Geng Haoshi is used to getting up before three o'clock in the morning every day, mainly because Yang Mimi will appear on time at three o'clock in the morning on the shore of their school's artificial lake...... Moreover, the most important thing is that Yang Mimi's sports shorts and sports bras are almost the same every day, like the temptation of uniforms, which strongly stimulates Geng Haoshi's desire to exercise.
More than half a month has passed...... Geng Haoshi's weight has dropped from the original two hundred and fifty pounds to the current two hundred and three pounds...... Although he is still a big fat man, this is the lightest weight he has had in more than five years since his freshman year of high school.
Looking at his belly, Geng Haoshi thought: It's time to go to the school basketball team to meet his teammates.
Geng Haoshi hummed a little song all the way and went to the base camp of the school basketball team, "Chen Zhi Gymnasium".
Chen Zhi Gymnasium, located in the easternmost part of Geng Haoshi's school, was funded and built by Chen Zhi, who entered the national basketball team after graduating from the school.
Although Geng Haoshi has been in school for more than a year, this Chen Zhi gymnasium was heard about not long ago from Zhao Ritian, who was in the same dormitory.
"It's magnificent!" Geng Haoshi stood not far from Chen Zhi Gymnasium, admiring this base camp that was about to be the first step of his basketball career.
Geng Haoshi swaggered into the Chen Zhi Gymnasium...... I saw that there was only one basketball court in the huge gymnasium, and there were grandstand seats around it.
"This layout? Where do you think you've seen it? ”
“…… Master, this is modeled after the design of the NBA arena. ”
Geng Haoshi nodded, "I saw it on TV." For Geng Haoshi, who hardly watches the ball, he can still remember a rough idea, which is very face-saving.
"Classmate, this is a special training ground for the school basketball team, you can't just come in." A tall and thin boy wearing black-rimmed glasses and a No. 7 jersey walked towards Geng Haoshi.
"Oh...... I'm also on the varsity basketball team! When Geng Haoshi said this, not to mention how domineering he was.
"You? Why haven't I seen you? The tall, thin boy looked suspicious.
"I am! …… It was the dean of the Academic Affairs Office who asked me to join, and I don't believe you to ask him. ”
"I guess it's a little impressive...... You were the one who was in the school playground last time for a public review? ”
"Yes, that's right, that's me!" It wasn't a glorious thing, but it was said by Geng Haoshi as if he was being commended.
"Hmm...... The captain's mood was not very good today...... Why don't you come back another day? ”
The tall, skinny boy is an official player on the varsity basketball team, his name is Xu Gaofeng, and his position on the team is that of a shooting guard. In fact, he has no ill will towards Geng Haoshi. That day, the captain talked to all the team members, and it was about how to make Geng Haoshi retreat. He noticed that the captain was a little angry today, so he kindly reminded Geng Haoshi so that he would not touch the minefield.
Geng Haoshi didn't know the details, so he didn't care, and said, "It's okay, I just came over to say hello to my teammates first" and walked towards the basketball court.
"You! I have a little more hands, and I haven't eaten! ”
I saw a tall and strong big tall man pointing at a player who had voted for "three non-sticks" and scolded.
According to Xu Gaofeng's words just now, Geng Haoshi guessed that this person should be the captain of the basketball team. …… The next moment, Geng Haoshi greeted him with a smile and said with a hippie smile: "Captain, being angry is not good for your skin." Don't be angry with these guys, I'll talk about them for you later. ”
“…… Master, aren't you looking for a draw yourself...... "System Khan."
As soon as the words of 9527 came to Geng Haoshi's mind, the captain was already angry and shouted at Geng Haoshi: "What are you!" Who let you in! ”
Not to mention, the captain's voice was really loud, and Geng Haoshi had a brief tinnitus in the shock.
Geng Haoshi rubbed his ears and said, "Captain, don't get excited...... I am a new member of the school basketball team with the special approval of the director of the Academic Affairs Office some time ago. ”
"My name is Geng Haoshi, please ask the captain for more advice!" As he spoke, Geng Haoshi also bowed ninety degrees to the captain.
Meng Lang, the captain of the school basketball team, is a power forward in the team.
Seeing Geng Haoshi bow so big, Meng Lang was instantly forced...... After being stunned for a few seconds, Meng Lang coughed lightly and said, "You are the ...... The one who has a craving for eating? ”
"Yes, Captain!" Geng Haoshi replied solemnly, as if he was a soldier under review.
"Ahem...... That one...... Well, the momentum is good. Meng Lang looked Geng Haoshi up and down, and found that Geng Haoshi was almost all fat, and he didn't know what to say.
"We still have to have something to say first." Meng Lang didn't plan to talk to him any longer, and said directly: "Although you were recommended by the director of the Academic Affairs Office, since you want to become a member of the school basketball team, you must abide by the rules and regulations of the school basketball team, and another point is that you must obey the captain's command." ”
"No problem, Captain!" Geng Haoshi is still serious, but he has not yet realized the "conspiracy" contained in it.
"There is a conventional rule in our school basketball team, which is that new players must wash all the old players for three months, eat for three months, and mop the ground for three months. In short, serving tea, handing water, washing and stacking quilts, the new team members are fully responsible for three months. Meng Lang said loudly, thinking: Look at whether you kid dare to stay!
Meng Lang was waiting for Geng Haoshi to fall into the wilderness and escape...... I only heard the sound of "oh oh" coming from the floor behind him.
"Why haven't I heard of such a convention?"
This voice is a little enchanting, a little domineering, giving people a feeling of a royal sister fan.
Geng Haoshi couldn't help but look back...... I'm going to be inside, it's so exciting!
I saw a graceful woman wearing a black leaky umbilical leather jacket, black ultra-short leather pants, and black high-soled leather boots, with one hand crossed at the waist, and the other hand hanging lazily, and in this hand there was a long black leather whip. The graceful woman walked towards the basketball team like a catwalk, and the black leather whip dragged on the ground, making a "hissing" sound.
It's broad daylight, are you going to play SM?! Geng Haoshi thought in his heart, his nose couldn't help but be hot, and two nosebleeds flowed down uncontrollably.
"That fat guy with a nosebleed." The graceful woman looked at Geng Haoshi and said, "That's right, that means you." Our basketball team doesn't have idlers, you can get out. "Although it is an understatement, it is very domineering. …… Hehe, I like it. Geng Haoshi actually began to be stupid.
Looking at the obscene Geng Haoshi, the graceful woman stepped on the model steps, walked to Geng Haoshi elegantly, and raised the leather whip to the floor next to Geng Haoshi with a ......loud "snap", which instantly made Geng Haoshi tremble!
"Fatty, the old lady is talking to you! Be serious! As he spoke, he whipped the floor on the other side of Geng Haoshi!
"Big, big, big, big, big sister...... I'm here to say hello to my teammates...... Although I've seen these kinds of small videos...... But if you really want to come, you have to prepare me......"
The "......" system sweated, thinking: The master's cheapness has gone deep into the bone marrow, and sooner or later he will be killed by himself.
The graceful woman lifted Geng Haoshi's chin with an index finger, blew lightly into his face, and whispered, "You want to play, right?" ”
This scene?! Did I stumble into the shooting of a small video? Geng Haoshi was so nervous that he forgot to breathe!
"Smack!" The graceful woman slammed the floor again, and shouted at Geng Haoshi: "If you want to join the basketball team, you must run a hundred laps for the old lady first!" ”
Now Geng Haoshi finally determined that he was not in the filming base of some shy little video......
"What are you doing stupidly! Not yet! Seeing Geng Haoshi stunned, the graceful woman shouted at him again.
Geng Haoshi swallowed his saliva and thought: The goddess Mi Mi knew that I had entered the school basketball but was excited for several days, I couldn't be kicked out so quickly! "Run, run!" With that, Geng Haoshi began to run around the outermost part of the basketball court.
The graceful woman turned her head to look at Meng Lang and scolded loudly: "You kid is also the captain anyway, why are you so cowardly!" Don't want him to be in the team, won't you say it directly! Looking for any reason, I don't have any courage at all! ”
After saying that, the graceful woman took a few steps back and glanced at all the players on the basketball court.
"You've all listened to me!"
"Since the school has asked me to be our coach, you must strain every nerve in your body!"
"I don't care how many times you have been at the bottom of the National College Basketball League before, and the team I brought out under Yu Manman has no weakling!"
"From today on, our school basketball team will implement the rules of survival of the fittest, only players who meet the requirements can stay, and those who do not meet the requirements can get out!"
"Even if it's the captain, it's no exception!"
"Do you understand?"
The graceful woman's words shocked all the members of the school basketball team with fear.
Geng Haoshi, who was running laps on the side, didn't seem to hear the point, but thought: It turns out that she is the coach of our school basketball team, so won't I often have close contact with this SM goddess coach in the future......
Thinking about it, two nosebleeds slowly flowed from Geng Haoshi's nostrils again......