"Oh my God! I'm just a harmless and diligent little citizen of the island country, why do you want to let this damn perverted system provoke me! Geng Haoshi continued to go crazy......

In the face of Geng Haoshi, who was already dead, the system "obediently" chose ...... He continued: "Dear master, I am suddenly reminded of a poem on your planet - if life deceives you, do not be sad, do not be anxious. Melancholy days require composure. Believe it, happy days will come......"

"You! To give! I! Close! Mouth! Geng Haoshi plunged into the quilt and wrapped himself in it.

Lunch time has passed...... Dinner time has passed...... Geng Haoshi is still under the covers...... During this time, Geng Haoshi has been looking back on his short life......

In vain, I will keep to myself in peace, and ask myself if I am worthy of heaven and earth, why should I die at the hands of this perverted system. I haven't even held a girl's hand yet...... "Hey-" Geng Haoshi thought of this, and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

“…… Master, you can nest in the quilt again...... It's going to stink. ”

Hearing the voice of the system, Geng Haoshi was furious in his heart, and was about to scold......

"Goo...... ......"Geng Haoshi hasn't eaten for a day, and it is estimated that the fat in his stomach has begun to digest itself."

Lifting the quilt, Geng Haoshi put on slippers like a walking corpse, and swayed in the direction of the canteen......

Along the way, the people who passed by Geng Haoshi covered their noses one after another.

“…… Master, you really stink......"

Geng Haoshi was so hungry that his eyes were dizzy, and he no longer had the strength to respond to the system.

Although it was past dinner time, the cafeteria was still full of people.

Geng Haoshi's school has a total of six canteens, and the name of each canteen is named in the order in which it was built. In order to facilitate the food and drink of students, the six canteens are almost evenly distributed across the campus.

Under the dormitory building where Geng Haoshi is located, there is a canteen, which is the second canteen of the school.

The school's third cafeteria is the closest to the girls' dormitory, so a large number of girls come here every day to eat.

Every day, in order to see his campus goddess, Geng Haoshi deliberately took a long detour to this third canteen to eat.

Today is no exception. Although Geng Haoshi was very hungry, he was still pulled by his own instinctive reflex and came to the third canteen closest to the girls' dormitory.

"Boss, let's have a bowl of lo mein."

Geng Haoshi waited for a few minutes, took the noodles that had just come out of the pot, and found a seat where no one else sat down. At school, he always ate alone.

Geng Haoshi casually stuffed the noodles in the bowl into his mouth......

"Master, your campus goddess is eating at a sixty-degree angle diagonally opposite you."

The multi-threaded alien synchronous monitoring system of this system is really not covered, and even this little secret that Geng Haoshi has never mentioned to people has been judged by it through the means of behavioral data analysis, and it deserves to be called a super-intelligent system.

"Goddess?" Geng Haoshi seemed to have eaten the Hui Yuan Dan, and instantly resurrected with full blood on the spot.

Sure enough, Geng Haoshi found that his campus goddess was eating with three other girls in a corner on the right in front of him.

Her name is Xu Jiaojiao, and she is a sophomore student in the performance department of the Academy of Arts, because of her outstanding appearance and otherworldly temperament, she has become a goddess in the hearts of all the boys in the school.

Geng Haoshi once made an oath in front of Teacher Cang's photo - if Goddess Xu Jiaojiao can become his girlfriend, he will no longer watch Teacher Cang's small videos except for birthdays or major holidays.

Geng Haoshi looked at Xu Jiaojiao stupidly, and forgot to eat the noodles stuffed in his mouth.

“…… Master, your campus goddess is watching you. ”

For some reason, maybe it was because she suddenly found a little fat man with a mouth full of noodles and looking at this side stupidly, Xu Jiaojiao actually looked in the direction of Geng Haoshi and smiled sweetly.

Geng Haoshi hurriedly covered his mouth with his hands. At this moment, Geng Haoshi suddenly sneezed...... I saw a piece of lo noodles sprayed out of Geng Haoshi's right nostril!

“…… Master, you ......" the system is about to be reminded.

Geng Haoshi sucked it violently, and then swallowed it along with the noodles in his mouth.

The "......" system is speechless.

Geng Haoshi wiped the oil stains on his mouth, and said excitedly: "Did you see it, did you see it!" The goddess is smiling at me! ”

“…… Master, don't you have a feeling of eating boogers......" Watching Geng Haoshi suck the noodles in his nostrils into his mouth, if the system can spit out, then it must have spit out hundreds of trillions of program code.

"The goddess is smiling at me......" Geng Haoshi opened his mouth and his eyes were misty. Whoever sees him in this kind of scene will definitely think that he is mentally retarded.

Geng Haoshi kept this stupid appearance, and he didn't come back to his soul until the goddess left after eating.

“…… Master, you seem to have misunderstood something......"

Geng Haoshi still recalled the smile of the goddess and ignored the system.

“…… Master, I actually know why the goddess is smiling at you. ”

"You know?" This made Geng Haoshi interested.

"Yes, master. Through the brainwave analysis system that I carry, through the synchronous analysis of the δ waves, theta waves, α waves, and β waves in the brainwaves of your goddess......"

"To the point." Geng Haoshi is most annoying about the system, talking about these unfathomable and unbelievable system principles.

“…… Okay, master. After analysis, your goddess is laughing at you. ”

“……”

"Master, compared to the ridicule of the other three girls at the goddess's table, your goddess's ridicule of you is almost zero. So, you don't have to be too upset. ”

"Mock value?"

"Yes, master. Your goddess has almost zero ridicule for you, which should be considered a smile with a little bit of ridicule. But what I can be sure of is that the other three girls laugh at you almost to the maximum, to the point of contempt. ”

"I don't know them, why should they despise me?" Geng Haoshi does not believe in systematic analysis.

"Master, through my analysis of the whole scene just now, it should be that they feel from the bottom of their hearts that you are a toad and want to eat swan meat because you are looking at the goddess stupidly with a mouth full of noodles and a demented look."

"......" Geng Haoshi is almost getting used to the rhythm of this system unreservedly sprinkling salt on his wounds.

"Master, you don't have to be too upset. You're only despised by them because of your current slightly obese bearded and slightly obscene appearance. As long as you complete this first task and build your eight-pack abs, it's time to ......"

"Then we will blind their little eyes again!" Geng Haoshi shouted, stood up suddenly, and the fat on his stomach trembled three times.

This move instantly attracted the attention of everyone in the cafeteria, and Geng Haoshi was once again looked at as if he was being looked at as a stupid fork.

But these can no longer extinguish the raging flames that ignited in Geng Haoshi's heart at this time!

"It's decided!" Geng Haoshi threw down his chopsticks and returned to the dormitory with high spirits.

As soon as Geng Haoshi returned to the dormitory, he stood in front of the mirror in a daze, as if he was thinking about something painful......

“…… Master, what's wrong with you? Looking at Geng Haoshi's stupid face, the system couldn't help but start worrying.

"I said, 9527, do you think I should shave my beard?" Geng Haoshi said as he stroked his stubble as if he was touching some kind of treasure.

“…… Master, I think it can be shaved. ”

"Don't all little girls like bearded men nowadays?"

“…… The owner, as long as he is handsome, with or without a beard, there will be many people who like it. ”

"But Mr. Cang likes it...... Should it be ticked? Geng Haoshi pretended not to hear what the system said, and continued to talk to himself.

“…… Master, as far as I know, haven't you seen Teacher Cang yet? How do you know if Mr. Cang likes it or not? ”

"Hey, what kind of multi-threaded Xenosyntic super-intelligent system do you still call yourself." Finding that this 9527 will also have times when he doesn't know how to admit it, Geng Haoshi thought to himself: It is it that educates me every time, and this time it is finally my turn to educate it. "Aren't you very good at analyzing? You can use your big data system to watch all of Mr. Cang's films well, and you will find that Mr. Cang has a certain preference for bearded men! ”

“……”

"So, what about being a human being...... No. As a system, we should not be too self-righteous, but we should learn more and keep learning, so that we can better serve our masters. 9527, you say yes, right? "Saying this, Geng Haoshi can't mention how relieved he is!

“…… Ok, hosts...... Downloading Mr. Cang's film......"

"That's right. Download them all, watch them well, study hard, if there is anything you don't understand, you just ask me. As long as it's about Teacher Cang, there's nothing I don't know. Geng Haoshi was refreshed again.

“…… It's been downloaded...... Opening ......"

"Not bad. The efficiency is still quite high. ”

“…… Can't open ...... Virus ...... discovered"

With a familiar burst of electricity, Geng Haoshi twitched again, and his saliva flowed......

“…… The virus has been cleared...... Master, are you okay? ”

“…… You're doing it on purpose! As he spoke, Geng Haoshi's mouth was still trembling.

"Master, look at what you said. What you should know best is that this kind of film is very easy to get into the virus ......"

“…… Don't you bring your own security software? …… The devil believes it! ”

"Master, since you have decided to start your first mission, I suggest you go to bed early tonight." The system began to shift the subject.

Geng Haoshi breathed a long sigh of relief and looked at himself in the mirror, "Teacher Cang, I'm sorry, thank you for your warm company for so many years." …… For my delicate goddess......" said, Geng Haoshi picked up the razor and removed the scum that he had always thought was mature and sexy!