This cheats the system...... Who's going to save me! Geng Haoshi has never been so eager for the so-called gods to appear and save him from the clutches of this system.

"Master, in fact, the system is divided into five stages."

"They are: Elementary Stage, Intermediate Stage, Advanced Stage, Super Stage, and God Stage."

"Each stage will have a series of tasks."

"At each stage, the tasks in this series can be adjusted to the owner's own preferences, as long as all the tasks in this stage are completed within the specified time."

"Obviously, you're in your infancy at the moment."

"Master, I am recommending this first task to you based on your body scan data."

“…… That is, I can choose the content of this first task myself? ”

"Yes, master. However, based on your body data, I still recommend that you complete the task of building eight-pack abs in one month. ”

"My body data? What is it? "Geng Haoshi wants to hear this, it feels like he has become a great character in the game, and there will be all kinds of awesome data.

"Okay, master.

Your body data is as follows:

Heart rate: 50-66 beats per minute

Blood pressure: 161/90mmHg

Total blood volume: 73ml/kg

Whole blood specific gravity: 1.054--1.062

Plasma: 1.024--1.029

Blood colloidal osmolality: 21±3mmHg (2.80±0.40kPa)

Blood crystal osmolality: 280--310mOsn/kg(280--310mmol/L)

……”

“…… Speak human words! In the face of this extraterrestrial data, Geng Haoshi stopped the system in time.

“……”

“…… Speak. ”

"Ahem, okay, dear master. Next, 9527 will report back to you in the most understandable language. ”

"Hmm." Geng Haoshi nodded with satisfaction, "Say it."

"Okay, master. Through the scanning of your whole body data, I have come to the following conclusion: Although you are a short, poor, perverted and dead otaku who is genuine and undeceived, but you have the three highs that are usually only found by the rich, which are high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and high blood sugar. ”

“……”

“……”

“…… Thank you for your easy to understand...... "Geng Haoshi has a white eye.

"You're welcome, master, this is what I should do."

“……”

"Master, there's another thing that's more private, I wonder if you want to know?"

“…… You said so, I don't want to know everything, I want to know......" Geng Haoshi rolled his eyes again.

"Master, through my own multi-threaded alien synchronous monitoring system, I have mastered a lot of real opinions and evaluations about your classmates, teachers, roommates, and passers-by."

"......" what others really think and say about me? I'm so entangled, I want to know, and I'm afraid to know...... Geng Haoshi's love of blind and tangled mistakes has been committed again.

Without waiting for Geng Haoshi to answer, the system spoke again: "Master, according to the keyword search of these information streams, I found that the people's evaluation of you has reached a high degree of consistency. ”

"Really? Am I so individual? Geng Haoshi began to look forward to it.

“…… What people say about you is...... 2. ......"

"......" Geng Haoshi inserted the little finger of his right hand straight into his nostril, and picked it up thoughtfully......

“…… You didn't hear it right, hosts......"

“…… Can't you give me a step down? ”

"Yes, master."

Twenty-two seconds passed silently......

"Master, are you ready to go down the stairs? …… Can I go on? ”

"......" Geng Hao turned around as if he had no love, and continued to launch a head attack on his musty quilt......

"Dear master, I advise you to do less of these things that are harmful to the normal development of the head in the future. Otherwise, there's a good chance you'll become a two. ”

"There are so many flies......" Geng Haoshi can finally understand the pain of Sun Wukong's face-to-face dialogue with Tang Seng in "Journey to the West".

"Master, the reason why the people's evaluation of you is 'two' is actually related to your name......

"My name? What's wrong with my name? My name was finally confirmed by my parents through the Maoshan Taoist priest who knew astronomy and geography and could understand ghosts and gods, and finally confirmed it after I measured the number of five elements and gossip Ziwei Dou, but it can ward off evil spirits! Geng Haoshi couldn't help but scoff at the system. Hmph, how can you, a freak and perverted pit daddy system from the stars, understand that my vast and profound country has inherited a thousand-year-old exquisite culture! ”

“…… Master, whether it can ward off evil spirits, I don't understand...... I'm just finding out what people are saying about your name in the stream of information I'm gathering...... Still pretty reasonable......"

"......, say." Geng Haoshi knew that he couldn't hide anyway.

"Master, your name is 'Geng Haoshi', which is the same as 'root number four' in mathematics."

"So what?" Geng Haoshi expressed disdain.

“…… Master, your math is taught by an embroidery teacher. ”

"Isn't it common to say, 'Your math teacher taught you?'"

"Master, because of your twisting and pinching greasy and crooked super sissy character traits, I have made some subtle adjustments, so that I can perfectly express the master, your vast and profound country, and the exquisite culture that has been inherited for thousands of years......"

It was another sound of heads hitting the quilt......

"In mathematics, the root number four equals two. …… Therefore, Geng Haoshi is equal to two. ”

“…… Is that what you call 'or does it make sense'? ”

"Yes, because the whole universe can be explained by mathematics. You are also part of the universe, so you can also be explained mathematically. ”

“……”

"Dear master, don't you believe in science?"

“…… Let's talk about abdominal muscles. In order not to let himself be endlessly ridiculed by this alien system like a stupid fork, Geng Haoshi once again chose to compromise.

"Okay, master. In view of your current three-high physique, by exercising your abs, you can recover your healthy physique faster. The details are as follows: get up on time at 3 a.m. every day, jog 5,000 meters from 3 a.m. to 3:30 a.m.; From half past three to four, do five hundred pull-ups; From four to half past four, do five hundred sit-ups; ……”

"Wait...... Are you trying to murder my rhythm? Geng Haoshi had already heard that his hair stood on end.

“……”

"Who would get up at three and do those perverted things?!"

“…… Master, you know Kobe, right? ”

"Of course, it's not just one who plays in the NBA."

“……”

"Am I wrong?" Geng Haoshi himself doesn't usually exercise, so naturally he doesn't know much about this kind of sports star.

"No, master. He played in the NBA...... He's also an NBA superstar ......"

"Oh...... No wonder his name is often heard. ”

“……”

"What's wrong with him?"

"Master, have you ever heard of his "four o'clock in the morning"? ”

"......" Geng Haoshi looked confused.

“…… Well, here's how:

A reporter once asked Kobe: 'Why are you so successful?' Bryant asked rhetorically, 'Do you know what it's like to be four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles?' The reporter shook his head: "I don't know, so what does it look like in Los Angeles at four o'clock every morning?" Bryant continued: 'Los Angeles is full of stars at four o'clock in the morning, with few lights and very few pedestrians; And I'm already up and walking the dark streets of Los Angeles. A day passed, two days passed, more than a decade passed, and the Los Angeles darkness did not change in the slightest; But I've become a muscular, physically fit, powerful, and very high shooting percentage. ’”

"He's on the street so early...... Sister? ”

“…… It was to go to the court to practice, and the owner ...... "the system began to sweat......

"I guess he has masochistic tendencies." Geng Haoshi nodded his head as he pulled out a large lump of boogers from his nostrils.

“……”

"Isn't he four? Why should I wake up at three? Although Geng Haoshi himself has never gotten up at four o'clock in the morning, four o'clock is much better than three o'clock.

“…… Master, do you have his talent? ”

"Nope."

"A genius is still like that. Master, if you don't work harder than him, when will you be able to get on the Olympic stage and the NBA stage? ”

"Who said I was going to the Olympics and the NBA?!"

“…… Dear master, don't you remember that you are already bound to me? ”

"So what?" Geng Haoshi has a look of what kind of momentum you can take me. Thinking of this damn system tricking himself into binding with it, Geng Haoshi was angry.

"Master, since you have been bound to me, in the words of your planet, we are already grasshoppers on a rope. Users bound to this system must be promoted to the highest level of basketball on their own planet within the specified time. Otherwise...... The consequences are severe! ”

"What consequences?" Hearing the word "serious", Geng Haoshi had an ominous premonition.

“…… If you don't complete it within the allotted time...... It will ...... The plane crashed and people died. ”

"Machine! Destroy! Person! Lose! Geng Haoshi was completely shocked and overwhelmed.

Twenty-two seconds passed in a dead silence.

“…… You don't have to worry too much, host. According to the data fed back from the total system so far, among all the users bound to the system, only 0.1% of the users who were destroyed and killed were killed. ”

"Zero-one?!" Geng Haoshi quickly recalled in his mind, "If I'm not mistaken, even if one of your systems is not sold, there will already be 222222222 lucky users who give it away for free!" 0.1 percent! That is, 222222 user machines were destroyed and people died?! ”

“…… Master, how did your math suddenly improve...... Hehe...... "The system is embarrassed.

"You're a girl! I'll go! Fuck！ Eight Ga Ya Road! ......"Geng Haoshi is close to collapse.