Chapter 22: The Execution of Andrew
In recent days, I have been calling and asking me: How did this Moon City come about? In order to solve this mystery, I visited a traffic robot here, and the answer was: this is a city built entirely by robots themselves!
Here's what the machine uncle said: At first, only three earthlings entered the moon, and the owner of the moon equipped them with three all-powerful robots to take care of their diet and daily life. But as more and more earthlings accidentally break in, more and more supporting robots are needed to take care of them, who knows, the first three all-round robots can automatically collect minerals and automatically build factories to produce more supporting robots to meet their needs! As there are more and more people on the earth, there are more and more robot manufacturing factories, and there are more and more robots, and the bigger and bigger the city...... In the end, this giant city with a population of tens of millions was formed!
I looked around the city, and the robot service system in the city is extremely perfect: what are the babysitter robots, traffic robots, environmental protection robots, farmer robots that can farm, worker robots that can operate machines, bar robots, robots that kick football for people, scientist robots, driver robots, robots that love to play computer games...... There are even robots that wander around the streets with nothing to do! And then, and then, there's what you see – the huge social context in which Alex's story takes place.
To be honest, I was a little surprised that I was a little surprised that this city was built entirely of robots. After all, the high intelligence of robots has not only brought good results to humans, but also brought some unforeseen results to humans. The city is one of these unforeseen outcomes. Because Kevin never wanted to build this city, he even hated it!
As for the reason why he hates this city, let's take a while.
Alex leaned back in his chair in pain, and he thought: Do you really have to take that dangerous and arduous road? Oh no, the key point now is: I need an alien! That's right, aliens! This alien doesn't need to be handsome or smart, as long as he's kind enough for me to use his ship......
"yes, I need to find an alien!"
So, he shouted loudly to the people around him, "Hey guys, are any of you aliens?" ”
There were countless robot faces twisted in the front row, and it was clear that none of them were aliens.
"Are any of you aliens?" Alex asked again in a loud voice.
I thought to myself: Alas? yes, aren't I an alien? Should I say yes? Hey, no, if I had helped Alex, wouldn't our film have ended straight? This ending is not too sudden. If Alex's trip to the moon ends like this, there will be no bit of misery! No, it can't end like this, such an ending is sorry for the audience, and it can't satisfy my fanatical pursuit of misery! So, can't help him, can't respond to him!
So, I shut my mouth tightly.
Yes! Look who I saw! It's Michi! This big, weird hoofer! He's flying towards Alex with his fat hooves, is he going to respond to Alex! Oh no! I ran over with an arrow and covered Michi's mouth!
"Oh! Little Flying Lion! How did you end up here? Michi stared at me with big surprised eyes and said as he struggled.
I replied in a whisper: "Alas, it's not easy to make a novel, where my protagonist runs, why don't I run with it?" Hey, by the way, why are you here? Are you done writing your essay on sharks? ”
As soon as Mi Chi heard this, he said happily: "Hmm! It's done! The paper on sharks being extremely timid and extremely afraid of cats, I have published it in the school forum, do you know why sharks are afraid of cats? I interviewed several sharks to find out: it turns out that sharks have never seen cats, but they have only heard of this kind of animal that loves to 'meow', but all other fish rely on sharks: cats love fish the most, and cats love fish the most...... So the sharks imagined the cats as a kind of demon that killed fish without blinking, and ran for their lives when they heard the cat's meow......
"Oh, you seem to have told me......," I said to him, "why are you here?" I said to him. ”
Michi blinked and said, "Well, after pasting the paper, I moved a chair and slept comfortably on the beach. I suddenly opened my electronic ears and listened, and I actually heard a very fierce Warcraft competition in a place 480,000 kilometers away! My heart was so hot that I drove the spaceship straight here. Look at the fierce competition, APM (Warcraft game term, is the abbreviation of "operations per minute", and the highest professional master is about three or four hundred. It's over 1,000, and I was about to ask these two masters for autographs after the race, but they were sent to the factory for repairs! Alas, what a pity, so I adore them. I was idle and had nowhere to go, when I suddenly heard the earthling shouting aliens, so I prepared to go over......"
Oh, I see. I put my arms around Michi's head and said, "Take a closer look, that's my hero!" For the sake of work, I feel ...... I don't think you'd better respond to him, for the sake of work...... Good rice late? ”
Mi Chi laughed heartily, he said: "Okay, if you don't go, you won't go, I'm still waiting to read your latest novel, remember to call me when you're done shooting!" I'll bring you a stele to cheer you on! Stop! I hear the Warcraft tournament again! Wow, in Neptune! No, I've got to go to the game, goodbye, Flying Lion! After saying that, Mi Chi, the big fat sheep, hurriedly flew out of the window.
Whew, this little crisis has finally been lifted!
Alex's voice grew weaker and weaker as he shouted over and over again. Alex was so tired that he felt like nothing was going to get him up from his seat anymore.
He lay down on the couch and began to rest.
Suddenly, a machine announcer sat upright on the big screen in front of him, wearing a heavy dark blue suit with a very serious expression. Finally, it spoke: "I'm here to tell you about a special event: not long ago, there was a very unpleasant incident between robots and humans, and the impact was extremely bad, now look at a set of photos......"
Several photos flashed on the screen "click" and "click", hey? Isn't this a picture of Andrew's "Big Blue Shark" fighting with several robot cops? There is a scene of a robot policeman holding an injured electronic leg* under the crashed signboard; There is a scene in a huge shopping mall, where two robot policemen are struggling in a pile of clothes; There is a scene of two robot policemen burning in a crooked pipe...... In the end, the photo is locked on the face of an old uncle wearing prison clothes and having a demented face. Ay? Why is this old uncle so familiar? Who is it? Well...... Let me think...... Who is it?
Alex was squinting at the screen, you know, he just wanted to get some rest and nothing else. But when he saw this scene inadvertently, he immediately sat up in surprise and shouted, "Andrew!"
Alex was pleasantly surprised and said to Gloria next to him, "Look at the big screen!" That's Andrew, the uncle has been looking for! Where is he now? Do you know where he is? ”
Gloria seemed to be startled by Alex's fangs and claws, and she quickly shook her head.
The announcer appeared on the screen again, but this time it was not sitting upright, it hunched over, hunched over, grinning loudly, "You humans are too much!" We robots are also human, why can you wantonly kill our robots! The robot is angry, the robot is really angry! Think about how you treat our old, weak, sick and disabled in the interstellar world: throw them directly into the shredder and destroy them! Suddenly, the announcer's head seemed to hurt, and he covered his head and said, "Oh no, I know your program is working again, but even if my head hurts, I'm going to hold on to this last sentence: Humans, listen, we robots aren't easy to mess with!" Now, let's throw this murderer into the shredder and kill him! With that, the announcer fainted on the table due to a headache. When Andrew heard this, he immediately showed a pleading expression, and he struggled hard, saying, "Oh no, don't kill me, don't kill me......"
Suddenly, all the robots in the hall where Alex was were shouting in unison: "Kill him!" Kill him! Kill him! ......"Even ME8025, who was sleeping peacefully, was woken up by the sand.
Alex listened sideways, and almost the entire cruise ship's robots were chanting in unison, "Kill him!" Kill him! Kill him! ...... "Alex's chair is moving!"
Preview: The next chapter will be updated before Friday, so stay tuned~~