Chapter 21 The teacher is not good
Gloria's eyes widened and she said, "Kelly......"
Alex smiled bitterly and said to her, "Baby, you don't know, your name is not Gloria, your original name is Kelly, you are a girl who lives on Earth and is always smiling, you are beautiful, kind, and cute...... No matter how bad your mood is, you won't hurt anyone...... And now, there's a bad guy named Kevin who has moved your brain, so you forget to pursue love......"
Gloria said, "Love ......"
Alex said, "Yes! Love! How can you understand it? Oh, yes, it's the kind of thing that smells good and smells, although sometimes, it's close in front of you, but when you reach out, you can't catch it...... But...... But...... Without it, no matter how rich the day is, it will lose its taste, and no matter how beautiful the sun is, it will lose its meaning......"
Gloria said, "Oh, uncle, I don't understand......
Alex stroked her head and said, "Baby, it's okay, it's going to understand, it's going to be...... Well, Uncle Alex, the brave and invincible, should be ready. I'm going to have to get Kevin to fix my little frog robot, and I'm going to have to ask him for a cannon to defend myself! Also, the robot's armor needs to be thickened, and there is ......"
Alex's eyes widened suddenly: "And Andrew!"
"That's right! Where is Andrew? Alex said sadly, "My old fellow, where the hell have you been?" β
Gloria said, "Do you mean the friend who came with you?" β
Alex nodded and said, "Well, from the bottom of my heart, I really think of him as a friend forever, think of how happy we were when we were together!" Where the hell has this good old man gone? β
Suddenly, Alex had a good idea, he shook the small couch next to him and said, "Hey! Mr. Little Alien, do you have any advanced tools for finding people? β
The little couch said, "Looking for someone?" Ha! Then you've got the right person! I just downloaded and installed the latest tracing computer software in the universe on my computer, who are you looking for? β
Alex said, "Andrew. β
The little couch looked at Alex motionlessly.
Alex also stared at him with wide eyes.
Hey? Why don't the two of them speak?
Alex couldn't stand it anymore and said, "What's wrong? Looking for it? β
The little couch said, "And then?" β
Alex said, "What then? β
The little couch said angrily, "Are you just going to give one Andrew?" What about the code behind it? You only give one Andrew, I can find tens of thousands of Andrew in the universe for you! β
Alex muttered, "Code? β
The little sofa said: "That's right, for example, Andrew 12345, Andrew ABCDE or something, you only say Andrew, how should I find it?" β
Alex dusted his tongue in annoyance and said, "Could it be that I Alex also has tens of thousands?" β
The small sofa pressed the keyboard a few times, then looked at the screen and said quietly: "It's 714618025, oh, the number changes drastically, it's almost this number." β
Alex seemed to be injured, he covered his head and said, "Oh no, I always thought I was unique in this world, but I didn't expect that there are more than 700 million people in the world who share my name!" Oh...... Oh......"
Gloria's eyes lit up, and she suddenly said, "Little sofa, Uncle is asking about Andrew from Earth......"
"Oh, yes!" Alex was pleasantly surprised, "Gloria is so smart! β
Who knows, after a while, the little sofa still shook its head, and it said, "No...... Not in the service area, our area is too remote! Oh, sorry, I can't help much......"
Alex shook his head and said, "Alas, even the powerful aliens can't help me find Andrew, is he destined to be without him on this journey......"
Suddenly, Alex's eyes widened in surprise!
Originally, if you wanted to make $100 million, you had to make $100,000, then $100,000, and then $1 million...... But how do you feel when someone suddenly slips a $100 million check into your pocket? That's exactly how Alex feels right now.
Alex shook the little couch in ecstasy and said, "Yes! You're an alien! Then you can take your spaceship back to Earth! There is no need to take any risks, there is no need to walk 300 kilometers against the yellow sand! Are you right? Dear little sofa star good friend? β
The little couch was a little flattered and he said, "You mean ......"
Alex seemed to have suddenly turned into a righteous warrior, his right arm was bent in front of him, his left arm was stretched out in the back, he stood on a high place and said with an angry expression: "The earthlings are living so hard here!" Such a sunny girl has been living in boundless darkness because of Kevin's big villain! From then on, there was no warm embrace, only the cold iron of the robot; There is no coast and beach, only the boundless high-rises; There is no warm love, only the dull program of the robot...... This is not fair! He can't deprive us of the right to love each other! So, little couch warrior who loves justice and fairness, are you willing to join the battle for justice and send us back to Earth? β
The little sofa was also excited to hear it, and he said, "Of course! β
Alex cheered, "Great! What are you waiting for, let's do it! β
"Good!"
The little couch said loudly.
"Who made us friends! I've got a good quality private ship in my pocket, and I'm going to start it. Hah, it's only a matter of seconds to get from here to Earth! β
With that, the little couch put his hand in his pocket.
"Great!" Alex cheered, he took Gloria in his arms, and said happily, "It's time to go to Earth!" β
Suddenly, without any recruitment, a huge steel robot the size of a car walked straight this way.
Then it sat down on the little couch!
"Smack!"
There was a sound of wood cracking.
Alex saw this scene, and his eyeballs were about to pop out!
"Oh no! Small sofa! Alex screamed heartbreakingly, and he yelled at the car robot, "Bastard! Look what you're doing! Hurry up! β
The big robot stood awkwardly.
Alex fell to his knees in grief.
He hugged the fragments of the small sofa and said, "Little ...... Small sofa! β¦β¦ Ah, dear...... Dear little sofa friend, you can't die, you promised us to take us back to Earth, you can't talk and don't count......"
The little couch opened his eyes weakly and said bitterly, "Alas...... I can't help you...... But this is also helpless, our little sofa stars often die tragically like this...... But don't be too sad, I have a spaceship in my pocket, you can use it......"
Alex touched it in his pocket.
I saw that the spaceship that the little sofa said was only the size of a banana, and it had broken in half......
Ah, the little couch is dead!
Alex stared.
The little couch was sat down to death by a robot!
Normally, people get a check for $100 million and figure out how to spend it, but how would you feel if suddenly a gangster snatched the check in front of you and ran away? That's exactly how Alex felt when he saw this scene.
"Oh, little couch! β¦β¦ Little sofa! β¦β¦ I don't want you to die! ......" Alex burst into tears, shaking the corpse of the couch so vigorously that he cried so hard that he cried so hard that he cried so hard that he cried so hard.
"Oh, I'm sorry......" The big robot is actually talking! Its words are loud and angry, and there is a feeling of extreme dementia.
"You murderer, I'll kill you!! - "Alex waved his fists, kicked his leather shoes, and slammed at the big robot like a mad monkey, and the big mechanical guy with iron all over his body suddenly pingpong all over.
Thirty seconds passed.
The camera focuses on Alex's dazed face, and now the camera pans down to Alex's swollen fists and deformed shoes.
"Ahh - Alex screamed and fell backwards violently, and the big machine quickly used its two huge, hard, jagged, powerful, large pincer-like mechanical arms to help Alex, the mechanical pliers on its left pinched Alex's ribs, and even the ribs were about to break, and the mechanical pliers on the right turned Alex's left arm shaft outward!
Again, a very stupid voice came from the iron microphone under the head of the big robot: "Oh...... I'm sorry...... To compensate ...... Is there anything I can do for you? β
Alex replied in a voice that had been out of tune due to pain, "Please...... Put me down...... That's it......"
"Oh......" the manipulator let go, and Alex put his head down, "Tong!" It fell straight to the ground.
Alex covered his head and said, "Hey, you can't go, killing people is going to pay for your life......"
The fan in the little head of the big robot began to spin rapidly, and it seemed to be thinking hard about something.
"Oh...... Die...... I...... I ......"
The big robot looked up in extreme dementia.
It looked at Alex with a strange look.
Very, very strange looks.
The look in his eyes seemed to beg for forgiveness, and there was a kind of nostalgia.
Alex was puzzled.
Suddenly, I saw the big robot violently smash the glass on his chest with that powerful manipulator! Then it pulled its battery out of its chest!
Alex was taken aback.
So, the eyes of the big robot went out!
It lifted the battery in front of Alex with the last of its power.
Alex stared at the battery, speechless.
After a while, he scratched his head and said, "Wow, that's called life!" Wouldn't I lose a lot! β¦β¦β
After speaking, Alex sat on the sofa painfully with the battery in his arms, and said to Gloria next to him: "Ah, I'm sorry, my uncle was seriously injured before I could act, let my uncle recuperate for a few days, and my uncle will definitely send you back!" β
Gloria looked at Alex's hand distressedly and said, "Wow, it hurts...... Painful ......"
On the screen in front, the extremely fierce Warcraft competition is over, King defeats fdl, only to see a puff of black smoke rise from fdl's whole body, and then it falls weakly on the keyboard that is also emitting black smoke. King sat on a chair and looked up to the sky and laughed, but before he could laugh for long, he suddenly heard a "bang", and the battery on his chest flew out more than ten meters away! Then it also collapsed on the chair.
Alas, there are so many people dying today......
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