"......, scolding me in a different way, right?" You perverted system!

“…… Master, don't you yourself remember the situation at that time? ”

"What's the situation?" Geng Haoshi continued to roll his eyes.

"Master, you almost went to pounce on Yu Manman."

"Really? I'm so awesome?! Geng Haoshi looked excited, "What about the result?" ”

“…… Master, you were woken up by Yu Manman's whip. ”

"Really? It's a pity, it's a pity. Geng Haoshi shook his head.

“…… Master, is this the point? …… You see, you don't remember that, do you? ”

"I only remember the first three slam dunks and the thighs of the beautiful coach in the beginning...... Did I lose my memory during that time? ”

"Master, although amnesia is a kind of burden on the brain for someone like you, whose brain capacity is already lower than that of ordinary people......"

"......" Geng Haoshi rolled his eyes.

"But, master, if you experience this state for a long time, there is a good chance that it will really lead to a permanent split personality, and then ......"

"At that time, there will be two awesome Geng Haoshi in my body! Right? Geng Haoshi looked expectant.

“…… Master...... Awesome uncle! ”

"In that case, let's start making more and more awesome Geng Haoshi!" Geng Haoshi completely took the words of 9527 as the wind in his ears.

"......" 9527: The master's IQ is completely unsaved.

"9527, give me 'strong gathering energy' again, and I want to speed up the training effect of 'low-hand ball control on the spot'. Come on, another awesome me! ”

"......" 9527 Khan, "Master, don't think about it, I don't want to die so soon......"

"9527, don't be cowardly, take out your tyrant as an alien pit daddy system!"

...... "I'll go, I don't want to be coaxed by your low-IQ stupid cowardice!" 9527 thinks so, and exerts the power of "strong gathering energy" to the extreme!

"Ahh In an instant, Geng Haoshi's ability was bursting, and the fat tissue in his body had already begun to burn!

Geng Haoshi's right hand quickly went up and down, moving at an extremely high frequency...... At this moment, the basketball under his palm seemed to be firmly sucked by a black hole, allowing him to slap it wantonly!

As Geng Haoshi's speed of ball control became faster and faster, his eyes began to become more and more weird, just like the previous time, there was a possibility of rampage at any time!

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! Syllable! ……”

The ball moved up and down rapidly, making a continuous sound of hitting the floor, and everyone's attention in Chen Zhi's gymnasium was once again focused on Geng Haoshi.

"Which one is this?!"

"Did he fall into the devil?!"

"This hand speed is faster than masturbation?!"

Yu Manman thought to himself: This fat man may really have some athletic talent.

"Ahh

"Hey, another awesome me, if you don't keep screaming 'ahhhh

"Oh, is that so? Another stubborn me. ”

"Hehe, everyone is so familiar, you don't have to talk like this, right?"

"Who's got acquainted with you! I've been holding it for a long time, and I'm finally allowed to come out and breathe. ”

"If I hadn't asked 9527 to activate the 'Powerful Gathering Energy', would you have been able to come out and scream? So, I'm the boss, you have to listen to me! ”

"Sure enough, it's a brain-dead! Brother is so awesome and coaxing, do you deserve it? ”

"You! ……”

Hey? What's going on?

In the past, 9527 could only occasionally hear the voices of some perverted and filthy people of Geng Haoshi, but this time, he completely heard the psychological dialogue between the two Geng Haoshi!

“…… That, master, are you playing with split personality? ”

"Past your sister!" The two Geng Haoshi replied at the same time.

“…… Hosts, I ......"

"Shut up! You're a! Since Lao Tzu met you, there have been a lot of bad luck, and you still have a beep face! ”

"9527, I think you and I have looked back thousands of times in our previous lives to get the fate of this life...... Otherwise, let's do this unenterprising Geng Haoshi together! ”

“…… Well, I'll see it, master. ”

"You girl, who is the master, I am your master!"

"9527, I think you are also a smart system, as long as you and I work together to destroy this goods, then those super stage tasks and god-level tasks will not be easily handled by me."

"Well, master, what should I do?"

"Damn! Your 9527! What a rebellion! …… Well, I'm wrong, can't I? …… Why don't you call you master in the future, do you think this is good? ”

“…… You're a big coward! 9527, ignore him. As long as you've been activating the 'Powerful Gathering', I think I'll replace this silly fork completely one day!" ”

"This ...... Master, if we keep activating the 'Powerful Gathering Energy', it is estimated that we will be destroyed before the day you replace him. ”

"Yes, yes. 9527, you better follow me, let's live happily for thousands of years together! ”

"......" 9527: Master, you are a big coward!

"9527, thanks to the highly intelligent system from the stars, are you willing to live with this coercion all the time? …… I think that a good system is aimed at all directions, and we can't give up poetry and distance because of what is in front of us. …… It's better to live a domineering life with little time than to live a suffocated and sullen life. ”

"I'll wipe it! Also poetry and distance. Are you big enough? Dare to learn to chant poetry, and you are not afraid of choking! ”

"9527, you can do it yourself. You're also a clear-eyed system, so you should know who you're messing with, right? ”

“…… Master, you better get along well and be good friends......"

Depend on! How can anyone who is friends with himself mean to poke himself?

Seeing that the two Geng Haoshi did not reply, 9527 continued: "Master, you better practice hard, the Devil Goddess Coach is still watching you." ”

"Humph! Boring. 9527, I think you've been following this coercion for too long, and you've become a coercive system, right? ”

"You guys better take a good look at how domineering I am!"

This split personality version of Geng Haoshi, let's call it Geng Haoshi 2.0. And the original Geng Haoshi is Geng Haoshi 1.0, representing the earliest and lowest version.

Geng Haoshi 2.0 shouted at Yu Manman: "Beautiful coach, you see that I have practiced perfectly." I think, let's find a place with mountains and rivers to enjoy the moon together, okay? ”