Chapter XXVI

Ah, audience friends, I'm sorry, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, I know it's a little too sudden, a little too breaking the logic of conventional novels, a little too much for the audience to accept...... But I have to say: this is the last chapter.

Oh, I know, I know, Alex's story is not over, Alex and Gloria's story continues, about the city, about Kevin, Gloria, and the mysterious key, and there are countless mysteries waiting for us to solve, but I can't help it! My laser energy gun has been shaken off, it is lying on the ground more than ten meters away from me, my camera has also fallen to the ground, and to tell you the truth, the big guy is pulling my legs with both hands, and my ass is aching. You say, I'm dead, Alex is dead, Andrew is dead, so what's so good about this story, change the channel that should be changed, and throw the book that should be thrown away...... I've filmed many novels, and I don't know how many times I've played with this kind of thing by tampering with the plot without permission, but this time it's really fun to fall in, I'm wrong, I'm really wrong! ……

But I'm not reconciled!

I can't let go of my beloved wife! Although you still don't know what my beloved wife's name is, I can't tell you because it's an agreement between the two of us. You don't know, my beloved wife is afraid of being embarrassed, and the novels I shoot are usually maddening and speechless, so my beloved wife doesn't want everyone to know her name, and once threatened me fiercely that I would dare to publish her name and not let me hug her for three days! Oh my God, if a cute animal like hers doesn't let me hug it for three days in a row, it will be cruelty to me! Anyway, I haven't hugged her for more than two days, and I'm feeling uncomfortable! Alas! People are middle-aged, old and young, running around all day long for a living, coming and going in the wind and rain, I thought I could retire and spend my old age in peace, but I didn't expect that I would die tragically at work! Alas, people are under a lot of pressure and don't talk much, and I haven't said "I love you" to my parents, my beloved wife, and my thousand or so little babies for years, and they would have cried so sadly when they heard the news of my tragic death! I want to say to my beloved wife now, "Hey, man, I love you to death!" ”

The above is my inner emotion in one second.

The announcer set up the camera again and said to the God of War, "Alright, tear it up!" ”

"Good ......," replied the God of War.

Dad, Mom, my wife, my darlings, I love you! I love you guys so much! Especially my beloved wife, I love you forever, forever and ever!

The end of the play.

Audience, please go.

Let's go, let's go.

It's over, what else are you watching? Let's go, let's go.

It's over, let's go!

Alas, I said, why are you still watching? I told you, it's over, let's go, the end of the play!

Uh, speechless, are you really going to keep watching?

Okay, okay, now when I count one, two, three, count three, you throw the book and I'll shut up, okay?

Well, one!

Two!

"Stopβ€”"

With the roar of the engine, an interstellar flying motorcycle broke through a huge piece of glass next to me and stopped in front of everyone! A lioness with snow-white hair and a cute appearance with a pair of beautiful white wings on her back stepped out of the motorcycle!

Suddenly, everyone looked at her in amazement.

I exclaimed, "Baby Nika! ”

The lioness puffed out her mouth and said angrily, "Didn't you say don't publish people's names!" Look at you......"

It dawned on me and I said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!" Ah, I want to kill you! How did you come here? ”

Baby Nika said, "Aren't you broadcasting live?" Now the whole universe knows you're in trouble......"

I said, "You're the only one to save me......"

Baby Nika said, "No more nonsense, I'll save you first, and then I'll talk about ......" After saying that, she walked straight towards the God of War.

The announcer saw it and yelled in this direction, "Hey! Feed! That white thing, what are you messing with, don't you see me shooting something......"

I screamed, "Hey, four doesn't sound like three, three sounds good!" Three good sounds! ”

Both the announcer and the Ares were distracted by me, and the Ares was just about to speak when its eyes suddenly darkened, and when I looked, Baby Nika was looking at me with a battery blinking wide.

We've escaped from the clutches! I patted my head and said loudly, "Well, why didn't I think of that?" Isn't this guy doomed if he pulls out this guy's battery? yes, I didn't think of it......"

Baby Nika said: "The whole universe in front of the TV has thought of it, but you haven't thought of it......"

I looked into her mischievous eyes and suddenly said, "Baby Nika, I love you!" ”

She blushed and said, "Dead thing, it's too sudden......"

I said, "No, I have to say, you know, it's been a long time and I haven't had time to say that to you, I'm sorry...... I'm so sorry...... Oh yes, I haven't hugged you in over two days, let me hug it! ”

Who knew that she held my hands with both hands and said weirdly, "Have you forgotten what you did wrong?" ”

"Wrong......" I suddenly remembered, "Oh, I'm sorry I accidentally announced your name!" Ah, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! You don't know, when I first met you, I was so excited that I accidentally called out your name...... You don't know, I'm about to kill you, that's why I'm ...... like this."

She interrupted, "No, no...... Still no! ”

I used my killer move, and immediately pleaded with her with my round teary eyes: "Please, let me hug, if you don't let me hug for three days, it's like sticking a knife into my chest, neither let me die nor let me live......"

She said: "This move is immune, this move is immune, no, no......"

I said, "Forget it." With that, he took her away.

"Forget it?" She felt as if she had misheard.

I said, "Let's go, look at the two earthlings in the back, the eyes are wide and they seem to be keeping up, we'd better hurry up." ”

"Let's go." With that, I walked outside.

"Oh." Her eyes darkened, and she followed.

I suddenly picked her up and spun around in the air three times, and she screamed in surprise and said something like "Mustache!" Beard prick! ”

I put her down, laughed and said, "Ha, got it!" Got it! After saying that, he turned around several times......

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Baby Nika said, "What do you think you should do with that battery?" ”

I said: "This harmful thing should have been destroyed a long time ago, anyone can use it to manipulate the God of War to do bad things, the God of War has a brain but is strong in martial arts, you also know it, you can't let some people use him anymore!" ”

As I spoke, I picked up the laser energy gun and reimbursed the battery.

Suddenly, I heard a voice of "Human, I love you!" "Before I could turn around, I felt a sharp pain in my lower back, and then the sky spun around...... By the time I had come to my senses, Alex, Andrew, and baby Nika had teamed up to press the announcer to the ground.

Oh my goodness! It hits me!

Andrew was about to unload with a wrench, but baby Nika suddenly stopped him. I saw her grinning and taking out a pair of colorful plastic cute scissors from behind her back, and cutting the plastic and cable on the announcer's waist, and after a while, the announcer became two halves.

Alex and Andrew looked at Baby Nika in amazement.

I struggled to say, "Hey, baby, you're too cruel......"

Baby Nika shook the big scissors and said, "I like to kill ants this way at home!" After saying that, she hummed a song "la-la-la".

I looked at the letters on the announcer and said, "Well, as I expected, this robot was made by McCanica." ”

Baby Nika said, "Do you mean the robotics company that likes to make robots with weird personalities and all sorts of bad habits?" ”

I said, "Well, what does that company say about adjusting human life and bringing surprises to human beings, I think it's only 'surprise', not a little 'joy'!" ”

I saw that Alex and Andrew next to me had their mouths wide open all the time, and they hadn't closed once, and their eyes had been staring round, as if they had lost the ability to blink, and I smiled at them, "Hi, hello! ”

They were obviously taken aback again, only to see them stammer, "You ......."

"It's ......"

"Lion ......"

"Star ......"

"People ......"

We both nodded.

A pale, extremely stiff smile suddenly appeared on both of their faces, and Alex said, "Hi, hello, I'm a friendly and peaceful legal citizen of Earth - Alex. Kenny ......"

Andrew said: "I am a friendly and peaceful legal citizen of the earth – Andrew. Dean. Kim ......"

I smiled and said, "No need to introduce me, I've known you for a long time!" ”

Baby Nika said, "I've known each other for a long time......"

Andrew suddenly slapped the back of his head and said, "Alas, look at my memory, it turns out that everyone has known each other for a long time!" ”

Everyone laughed together.

Alex smiled stiffly and said, "Oh, by the way, how did we meet?" I almost forgot ......."

I said, "Uh, this ......."

Baby Nika grabbed the conversation and said: "Actually, there are few people in the universe who don't know a star like you, and countless funny dialogues between the two of you have been circulating on the Internet for a long time......"

I looked at baby Nika with wide eyes and amazement.

"Oh......," Alex said.

I looked at him in amazement!

I asked, "You understand?" ”

Alex was obviously still confused, and he said, "Oh...... Yes...... Belch...... No...... I'm just, that ...... I heard from a friend of mine that Leons love animals, so ......."

Andrew said, "So you won't hurt us......"

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Well, of course not. ”

Alex then asked, "You won't take us as taxidermies......

I shook my head vigorously.

They immediately laughed relaxedly, and Andrew said, "Didn't you say it earlier, look at the two of us, that, you saved our lives, how can we repay you?" ”

Alex said, "Yes, it must be reciprocated. ”

I smiled and said, "Repay? Well, you just have to keep busy with yours, and that's the best reward for me. ”

With that, I got on the motorcycle with baby Nika.

Alex suddenly handed me my camera.

I awkwardly took the camera and said, "Oh, I forgot, thank you." ”

After saying that, the two of us hurriedly left.

Alex and Andrew finally relaxed and stood up, patted the dust off their bodies, and I looked back, they were still looking this way!

But we wear cloaks of invisibility, and they can't see anything!

Suddenly, a bright and familiar voice sounded over the radio from the ceiling:

"Alex and Andrew! I'm Kevin! Didn't you go get the keys? How is it on board now? Ha, I saw the live broadcast of you fighting the villains on TV, and it was amazing! How did you get back? I'll go to your ship now, and you'll have to wait for me where you are!" ”

The sound stopped abruptly.