Chapter Twenty-Five: The God of War is too invincible
When Gloria saw this, she shouted and cheered: "Uncle is saved!" ”
Andrew kicked off an electronic head on the ground and said to Alex, "Strong! ”
Alex stood up and said, "Old man, you saved me!" No, I need to kiss your wrench! ”
"Kiss!" Andrew reached for the wrench.
Alex put his mouth on the wrench, which was hot from friction, and immediately screamed at the heat.
"Oh, I'm sorry!" Andrew put the wrench in his pocket, "You said we should go and have some fun now!" For example, a hot bath or something? ”
"Oh, of course!" Alex said, "But before we can do that, we'll have to find somebody." ”
"Looking for someone? Who? Andrew asked.
Alex said, "Kevin. ”
"What are you looking for him?" Andrew was puzzled, "Don't you know? We finally walked in through the side door, and now we can live in this city without changing our IQ, what a cool thing! You're looking for Kevin now, but I'm afraid Kevin will find me! ”
"Oh, you don't understand......" Alex was saying when suddenly there was a loud bang, and a large piece of glass in front of them was shattered, and with the roaring sound of the engine, the Ares rushed in! It still has the announcer sitting on its shoulder!
"Hah! Damn humans, take them away! The announcer exclaimed triumphantly. As soon as he finished speaking, the big robot grabbed Alex in his hand, and Alex was cross-eyed in pain. It was about to grab Andrew with its other hand, only to see Andrew jump backwards, take out his two small boards and spin them in circles in his hands, his movements are so cool that it is difficult to describe in words. I saw that his two eyebrows were high and low, and he said an unfathomable sentence: "Are you afraid?" ”
The big robot shook its head like a demented child.
"Humph! Then let's try it! ”
After saying that, Andrew jumped forward to find the nut to unload, and was surprised to find that the smallest nut on the big robot was bigger than his wrench!
He suddenly smiled at the big robot with a begging look.
The big robot grabbed Andrew's neck with one hand and held him up in front of him, and said blankly, "I won......"
Andrew is dying.
The announcer jumped off the big robot and said, "Uh, I didn't expect it to be so easy, it was so unchallenging!" Ha! Throw them in the shredder now! ”
"Yes, my reborn parents." The big robot stiffened over to the grinder, and Alex asked in a breathless tone, "Hey, big guy, don't you remember that I saved your life?" ”
The big robot thought and said, "Oh, I remember, but then I died again, which robot gave me life again......"
Uh, I'm speechless.
"Don't worry! Don't worry! The announcer brought in the camera as he spoke, and he pointed the camera at Alex and Andrew, whose faces were distorted from pain, and the big robot laughed happily.
The announcer said passionately: "Audience friends, all the robot compatriots in front of the TV, this moment has finally arrived!" It paused, as if hearing the cheers of thousands of people, "Now what is going to be staged is no longer the human killing of robots, it is the robots killing human beings!" We're finally on our heads! History will remember this day: on August 27, 8 years of the new calendar YBO, the great and brave announcer robot Paul 8187, that is, me, personally executed two humans, thus unlocking the great prelude to the independent movement of robots! Now, my assistant, the future commander of the Army, the Ares of War, press the shredder button hard, and history will remember you for this glorious moment! ”
"Oh no! - Alex let out a pig-killing howl.
"Oh, press hard......"
The Ares pondered sluggishly and painstakingly in its head.
Suddenly, it gritted its teeth and stabbed it with a finger, only to see a puff of black smoke coming out of where it poked.
"Ahh
As you can imagine, the shredder broke down......
"Oh, no! …… Commander, look what you've done! How can you break the shredder! How are we going to kill these two humans......" the announcer cried as he pounded the God of War with his two fists.
The God of War was expressionless for a moment and said, "Isn't it just killing two people?" Do you need any machines? Shall I tear them apart? ”
Torn? Alex and Andrew stared at each other with wide eyes in surprise, and suddenly their four calves began to kick wildly again, and their faces were flushed.
"Tear ......," the announcer thought, "wouldn't that be an ugly death......
Who knew that the God of War, who had never been in a sexual hurry, actually said anxiously this time: "It's not ugly!" I've torn it, so I look good! I grabbed their legs with just two hands, and then gently pulled them to the sides, and they tore them apart, and the red color splashed everywhere, but it was beautiful! ”
Oh my goodness!
The announcer's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Good! It's a good idea! It's just a great way to show off our robot Titanic! ”
"Hmm." "But the question is, who should be torn first?" ”
"He, he, he, he......" Alex said to Andrew.
The announcer said impatiently:
"Tear it up!"
"Good! ……”
The Ares said as she glued Alex and Andrew together.
Andrew's face pressed against Alex's, and Andrew saw Alex burst into tears, tears dripping down his face, and then, Alex said something that even moved me.
He cried and said, "I really can't bear Kelly......"
I saw his tear-soaked eyes, revealing what kind of reluctance and despair!
Gloria was already crying hoarse in front of the screen, despite the female robot's efforts to block it, but Gloria still rushed to the front of the seat, she was half suspended in the air, grabbing the cloth of the screen with her hands, but she couldn't shout, and let the bean-sized tears keep falling. The robots in the audience were all excited to see how to execute humans, but now they can't help but show sympathy.
"Uncle!" Gloria finally screamed out with a terrifying sound that swept across the sky.
I couldn't help it anymore, I rushed out towards the God of War, and roared loudly: "Stop! ”
Both the Ares and the announcer looked at me in amazement.
I shouted, "You're too much! Alex is already so pathetic, you still have to bully him! You ruthless bastards, you want to kill innocent and poor people for ulterior political purposes! You don't know, when you kill Alex, you're killing someone else! How she liked this kind and gentle uncle, and they agreed to go to the seashore to see the beautiful sunshine! But you ...... But you ...... No! I will not allow that to happen! ”
The announcer said, "Uh, you're ......."
I lifted my head, puffed out my chest, showed off my perfect muscles, and shook my hair and said, "I'm Daniel Byrne, the famous novelist of Lion Star!" ……”
The announcer said, "Another human! Why don't you tear this piece apart? ”
Yes?!
The Ares said to the announcer, "How can you see one and tear the other?" ”
The announcer: "Do you say, is it better to execute two people or three people?" ”
"Sounds good? ......" The Ares began to think sluggishly again.
The announcer muttered, its eyes facing the ceiling and its mouth racing: "On August 27, the great national hero Paul 8187 executed two humans, thus opening the great prelude to the robot independence movement...... On August 27, the great national hero Paul 8187 executed three humans, thus opening the great prelude to the robot independence movement...... Tut-tut, it's still three good! Army Commander Ares of War, don't look for it, it's him! Tear him apart! ”
I yelled, "Bastard! In the eyes of you robots, don't humans have the power to bind chickens? Kill whoever you want, it's too casual! ...... "I cursed as I reached for the laser energy pistol in my pocket.
Who knew that the God of War instantly stretched out a light whip from his left arm and wrapped around my waist, and suddenly my eyes were dark, and my ears were ringing, and when I opened my eyes again, my mouth was about to kiss the back of Andrew's head!
Andrew screamed in fright.
Alex's eyes were about to pop out, and he exclaimed at me, "Monster! ”