No doubt.

What he forgot was the puppy jingle.

This goofy thing with long hair has been gone in front of the audience for a while, and Alex forgot to bring Jingle Bell because of his good distance! Because if he had brought Clankbell, he would have easily defeated the dragon and then obtained the key without any hassle, and he would not have walked into the city by mistake, let alone met the woman!

Well, it's a bit of an obscurity to talk about this now, so let's talk about Tinkerbell the puppy.

Puppies can be said to be one of the most wonderful animals on the earth, and one of the reasons is: what other animal on the earth dares to swear in front of humans? Another reason: how do they learn to put their upper teeth on their lower lip and make that crisp, invincible "Wang"?

Or is it the interstellar proverb that says it well: If there are no dogs on the earth, can it still be called the earth? Indeed, in interstellar language, the word "earth" is written as "puppy", but the first letter is capitalized. Why is this so? Because as early as the development of the interstellar "Silk Road", the earth was famous for its business-friendly puppies, and every year the dogs would sell a large amount of delicious dinosaur meat to passing interstellar merchant ships, making huge profits.

How can a puppy defeat a dinosaur? The reason for this is a complete coincidence. Because in the era when dinosaurs bullied dogs, puppies found that whenever the puppies made a "wang" before dying, the dinosaurs' expressions would be quite ugly. Finally one day, a male dog stood up to save his girlfriend who was chased to a desperate situation by a Tyrannosaurus rex, and after yelling at the Tyrannosaurus rex three times, who knew that the Tyrannosaurus rex actually bleed to death! The puppies have finally found the secret of turning over and becoming their owners: it turns out that their "Wangwang" bark will make the dinosaurs feel painful, and life is better than death! Suddenly, there was a frenzy of puppies chasing dinosaurs on the whole planet, and the whole earth was full of dinosaurs running lifelessly in front, puppies sticking out their tongues in the back, dripping and chasing, and chasing with their feet and twisting their butts, and the puppies had created a miracle of hunting 100 million dinosaurs in three months!

However, serious hunting has led to serious ecological damage and rapid resource scarcity. And in this case, the general leader of the puppy actually proposed the policy of "the Celestial Empire is abundant, and there is no need to communicate with the outside of the ball"! Although this policy has reduced the massive outflow of dinosaur meat on the one hand, it has caused an extreme backwardness of social productivity on the other hand.

As a result, the economically and culturally backward puppies continue to live a primitive life of "arbitrary marriage" on the street, and the less and less dinosaur meat has gradually brought the dog empire into decline...... In order to solve the people's food problem, the declining William III actually tricked the puppies into biting and eating the remaining dinosaur bones! Of course, this led the puppies to discover the nutritional value and calcium richness of the bones (but this also led to the fact that 90% of the dinosaur skeletons were found to be fragmented when humans later studied the fossils).

And at this time,

A tribe called the "Monkey Warriors" is quietly growing.

They are also increasingly engaged in friction with the dog family.

Finally, the two branches fell to the point where they met each other.

On the battlefield filled with yellow sand, here are the well-equipped and invincible Royal Knights of the Dog Clan, and there are the stupid and dumb Terran bare-chested death squads with big nostrils.

The Templar knights on silver iron horses were about to charge.

They suddenly shouted in unison at the Terran troops on the opposite side.

The Terran troops on the opposite side burst into laughter.

The dog riders are scared, and the opponents are not afraid of "Wangwang"!

After a while, I saw that in the camp of the other human race, the leader of the human race ran out alone with his bare arms and an olive branch around his waist. He was also holding an object that resembled the Olympic flame. Of course, we know that the scientific name of that thing is MK3 solar baton.

The puppies are on the charge! They roared and rushed down with their teeth and claws! Whoever knows that one will be electrocuted; Ten of them, and they'll be electrocuted! In a short time, the corpses of the dog riders were scattered all over the field, and the smell of burnt fur filled the air......

The Terran leader waved an electric baton and shouted loudly: "Zeus! ”

The well-organized dog clan troops were suddenly defeated on all fronts! The Terran forces pursued the victory.

Finally, one day, the Terran army besieged the puppies to their last stronghold, Jerusale, the legendary home of the Puppy Empire!

No, the puppies have to make a compromise. On the huge battlefield, here is a dense army of Terrans with banners, and on the other side are the wounded, disabled, and desperate dog troops.

In addition, there are female dogs and children's dogs all over the city.

The old leader of the dog clan ran out alone on his warhorse.

The Terrans also hurriedly found a horse for the Terran leader to sit on and talk to the Dog Clan leader.

Two horses stood facing each other.

The wind with the sand ruffled the old gray hair of the leader of the dog clan. It says, "What does our last castle really mean to you?" ”

The Terran leader said, "Nothing. ”

He rode back and turned back and said, "Everything." (This classic dialogue is an excerpt from the Hollywood movie "Heavenly Dynasty")

The leader of the dog clan said, "Go back with your troops, or I promise you will die here!" ”

The Terran leader said, "Surrender is the only way out that Zeus has shown you, otherwise I guarantee that all your dogs will die here!" ”

The leader of the dog clan said, "What, you are going to slaughter the city!" ”

The leader of the Terrans turned his back and said, "God's will! ”

The old leader of the dog clan fell from his horse, fell to his knees with difficulty, offered his sword for the throne, and said sadly, "We surrender ......"

The Terran leader said, "You made the best choice. I promise: one, not to kill the captives; Second, feed the old, weak, sick and disabled; Third, common prosperity. ”

With that, the Terran leader stretched out his hand to it.

The leader of the dog clan burst into tears, and he stuck out his tongue excitedly.

This image is forever frozen in history.

Oh, not good! I've ruined the image of the puppy in your minds again! However, this account was found in the book "General History of the Interstellar", not my nonsense! …… And judging from the current life situation of humans and puppies, this record seems to be quite realistic! …… However, what is certain is that the book "Beginner's Guide" has made it clear that there is a guild called the "Brotherhood of Dia" in the puppy society, and they have a long main quest, that is: their members like to walk the streets when they have free time to detect the enemy; They like to bury their bones as food for war; They also pretend to be cute every day and wag their tails indiscriminately...... When the time comes, they will launch a global coup d'état at lightning speed, launching a military operation codenamed "Wangwang" to directly capture Pearl Harbor! Take control of all the airfields and nuclear facilities, carry out nuclear threats, and finally establish a new order in the world! ……

However, our adorable puppy Clank Bell would never participate in such an organization, you know, how pure his love for Alex is......