(9) Embark on a journey to the moon

It's nothing.

It was the first thing that almost everyone in the stars learned to say as a child.

Because in the interstellar society where 21% are divided and reproduced, 17% are hermaphroditic, and there are many ways to give birth to babies like dragonflies and frogs, the concept of "father" and "mother" is much weaker than that of you earthlings.

On the other hand, in an interstellar society where so many life forms are intricate and countless technological inventions are constantly changing, if you don't learn to say "nothing", you can easily suddenly die of surprise one day......

So my reaction to the fact that Alex suddenly jumped inside the moon was also - nothing.

Yes, nothing.

So now, the camera is back on Alex.

Kevin said: "Yes, it's 75, the great Kuchi discovered it, but he didn't live to make it to the advent of this brain analysis machine, you know, it's very easy to modify IQ now." ”

Alex whispered to Andrew, "What is the concept of an IQ of 75?" ”

Andrew said, "I don't know, 9, 10, or whatever?" Anyway, I should be able to say a few words, love lollipops? Possibly. ”

Alex thought for a moment and said, "If I were to change my IQ to 75, would I still love Kelly?" ”

Andrew yelled, "Of course not!" Wow, that's such a great idea so you can forget about Kelly forever! You'll be able to get rid of the pain of falling out of love! Why not? ”

Alex was silent.

Several seconds passed.

He looked up and shook his head at Andrew.

Andrew said, "Alas, you still won't give up on her!" But to be honest, I don't really like people messing with my brain......"

Andrew thought for a moment and said, "Well, let's talk to Kevin, let's live here for a while, but don't change your IQ, what do you think?" ”

Alex said, "Great idea. ”

So Andrew shouted at Kevin, "We want to stay here, but we don't change our IQ, okay?" ”

Kevin frowned and said, "What? What do you want to ......?"

Andrew said, "Shall we pay for your place?" As long as you don't change our IQ. ”

Kevin said, "Pay? ”

Andrew said, "Yes, we have to pay you for a holiday here." ”

Kevin said, "No, you don't have to pay. ”

Andrew said, "All free? That's a bit unreasonable! Okay, I'll give you some money, don't you change our IQ? ”

Kevin said, "Don't change? No, no, it's the master's rule, because you're too dangerous! ”

Andrew said: "Danger? Okay, I promise that I won't fight, I won't swear, I won't spit, I won't litter confetti, scraps of waste, okay? ”

Kevin said angrily: "A high IQ is difficult!" If you make any more noise, I'll just change your IQ to 75! ”

Hearing this, Alex and Andrew angrily pulled off their helmets and fell to the ground, unexpectedly, dozens of robotic hands pressed them both to the chair. Not far in front of them, a strange rod of glass was sticking out of each of them, even though they didn't know it was a laser energy gun.

Andrew was so pressed that he shouted, "I surrender!" I give up! ”

Alex said, "No! Can't surrender, we can't be at the mercy of this guy! Hmph, I'd rather go home now! Think about it, does an IQ of 75 mean that we both became mentally retarded in an instant? I don't even know that I want to go home, and I won't resist even if I am abused, are we just dead? ”

Andrew said, "Well, indeed, it's no different from death!" ……”

Alex said, "So you can't change your IQ!" ”

I don't know when, Kevin put on a pair of glasses, and he suddenly shouted, "Alex! Look at what you're all about?! ”

Alex quickly took a look, but found nothing.

Kevin said, "Put on these glasses!" ”

The two robots put two pairs of glasses on Alex and Andrew's faces, and their eyes widened in surprise.

Almost everything in front of you is covered with a dense grid! There are tiny numbers bouncing around him, and Alex can hear the "tick-to-go" sound of the computer analyzing the data, which deeply shocks Alex and Andrew with its powerful visual and auditory impact.

Kevin said, "Let me turn off the 3D analyzer and the material parser so you can see better." After saying that, the two manipulators pressed a small button on the side of the glasses, and two large screens suddenly appeared in the air in front of them. The screen was amazingly strange because it was like glowing thin lines hanging in the air, and Alex could even see Kevin on the other side through the data on the screen.

The manipulator operated quickly on the screen, the data kept changing on the screen, and after a while, both the manipulator and the screen were removed.

Alex was amazed to find that the grids and numbers disappeared and the world became much clearer! Many of the objects exhibit light and shadow effects that were previously unnoticeable: the table in front of you and the knick-knacks on it glow fluorescently; There seems to be a layer of clear water under your feet, rippling a little; On the back of the front display is a line of letters, and the letters are surrounded by a red glow like a firefly, and the red light flutters in the air...... Alex found that with his own efforts, he could easily see Kevin's eyelashes! Alex even suspected that he seemed to have seen a translucent bird in a cage.

"It's so beautiful!" Alex exclaimed.

Kevin said, "I've never seen the world so beautiful, you wear the electronic glasses we use every day." ”

Alex said, "Electronic glasses? ”

Kevin said: "Yes, the electronic glasses that are essential for the life of interstellar people, it has become an essential tool for us to observe the world, and you can choose to make it invisible." With that, the two manipulators pressed the button on the side of their glasses, and the two pairs of glasses disappeared, but the visual effect was still there.

Andrew thought for a moment and said, "Nothing. ”

Alex stumbles upon a peculiar red spot on the back of his right hand, which also glows like a firefly nearby. What is it? He thought to himself. Suddenly, a little bird-like yellow-haired little guy suddenly flew past Alex's eyes, causing Alex to scream "ah" in fright.

"Look! What's that? Alex exclaimed.

Kevin said, "Oh, don't you see, you're all over that thing?" ”

Alex looked over his body and saw countless small animals that looked like male lions, full of yellow hair, with small wings, kicked around, and with small tails crawling all over Alex's body! They spread their forearms and paws and hugged Alex tightly, their tiny tongues greedily licking at Alex. They hugged so tightly that even though they were all dangling in the air, Alex couldn't shake them off!

Alex exclaimed with all the strength of his life, "Ah, what is this?!" ”

Kevin said, "Good luck. ”

Alex and Andrew froze in place.

"Good luck is one of the cutest animals in the universe." With that, Kevin lifted a small fish tank, and a good fortune swam in it like a goldfish.

Kevin said, "It's so strange how there is so much good luck sucking on you, did you make a strawberry nut sandwich for them?" ”

Alex said, "Sandwiches? No, I didn't, you don't know I've been eating fish and canned food these days...... Even if you want to eat sandwiches, you don't have the ingredients! ”

Kevin said, "Aren't you the raw material?" ”

Alex's expression was ugly, and Andrew whispered to him, "Nothing. ”

Kevin said, "Did you lose your house with great reluctance? ”

Alex said: "Extremely reluctant? Well, almost. ”

Kevin said, "You also put some mud on your body. ”

Alex said, "Mud? Why...... But I think I've been knocked down by a kid on a muddy ground......" Alex thought.

Kevin said, "You've had a full three pints of beer!" ”

Alex said, "How do you know? ”

Kevin said, "This is common sense! Alex, you know what? You've made yourself a strawberry and nut sandwich, which is a favorite food for good luck! Now you're in good fortune, and if you go get the keys now, you might be able to do it unscathed! ”

Alex said, "What do you mean...... Am I very, very lucky now? ”

Kevin said, "To be honest, this is the first time I've seen so much good luck! There was once a man who was hunted down by four dark gangs in the stars with only half of your current good fortune, and a week later, all four dark gangs died......"

For more than a minute, the audience was silent.

"Then ......," said Alex, "if I go get the keys now...... Then there is no need to be afraid of Tyrannosaurus rex or arrow-toothed tiger...... And can you easily get the key and return to Earth? ……”

Kevin nodded affirmatively.

Alex said, "That's what we wanted, and I want to go back and think about my Kelly!" ”

Andrew said, "I want to go back and think about my Lucy, Sarah, Jody and Julie!" ”

Alex was still a little upset and said, "But...... Look, these messy things are licking me! Lo and behold, they're licking me! ……”

Kevin said, "It seems like you didn't mean to provoke these guys, but your crooked hits are really gratifying, and you should try to learn to let your good fortune explode and take advantage of them in time, as they will gradually leave you when they are full." ”

Alex thought for a moment and said, "Okay, I'll give it a try." Hey, that's weird, why can't I touch these things? Alex's hand gestured in the air.

Andrew said, "Because it's another dimension of life, you have to wear a special glove if you want to get close to it, but unfortunately we don't have that kind of glove here."

Alex said, "Uh...... That one...... In that case...... So what should I do next? ……”

Andrew said, "I think we should go right away and get the keys before all this good fortune is full!" ”

Kevin said, "yes, before all this good fortune is full. ”

Alex glanced at the good fortune all over his body and said, "Oh, then, Andrew, are you still hungry?" ”

Andrew said, "Well, after a little bit of rain and I'm not hungry or thirsty!" ”

"That's because Oceanstar space water enters your body as needed and evolves into sugars, proteins, amino acids and trace elements," Kevin said. ”

Alex said, "I don't have to eat, so let's go!" ”

The chairs were withdrawn, and Alex and Andrew stood up. Kevin got out of his chair and was about to take them to the entrance.

Andrew asked, "Didn't we get some transportation?" ”

Kevin frowned and said, "Yes, yes, but there is a serious failure, and we haven't fixed it yet." ”

Alex jokingly shook off, "Wouldn't it suddenly get better?" ”

As soon as the words fell, everyone heard the sound of hurried footsteps from a distance, and without thinking about it, a door behind Kevin was pushed open with a "whoosh", and a large robot about 5 meters high ran to the door and stopped, stood upright, saluted, and smiled!

And this tall robot also had a little robot lying on its stomach that had already been scared silly, it was holding a board and was about to screw a small screw, it stammered at Kevin and said, "Master, I'm ...... today I'm worried...... How to fix it...... But it ...... All of a sudden, I'm running here! The instrument shows that it is now in various indicators...... Normal! ”

Kevin's mouth opened wide.

I wanted to give a good introduction to what this robot looks like, but Alex's sentence sums it up brilliantly.

Alex said, "Is this the means of transportation we are going to use?" See what it looks like? Transformers? Terran infantry? Goblin Harvester? Or Gundam? ”

Wow!

Andrew said, "There's only one seat on it, how can it be enough for the two of us?" ”

Kevin said, "I'm sorry, we only have one left. ”

Alex said casually, "Can't you just make another one?" ”

As soon as the words fell, the big robot walked straight in, stretched out dozens of mechanical hands, picked up Kevin's table, chair, computer and other messy things, crackled and sparks flew wildly, and in a short time, another robot about 5 meters tall was made!

There's also a little couch in the cab above where Kevin was just sitting!

Kevin sat on the ground, covered his chest and said, "Nothing, nothing......"

Alex said, "Wow, what a cool robot! I can't wait to go! ”

Andrew said, "So what are you waiting for, let's go!" ”

With that, the two of them walked briskly through a small ladder into their respective robots. They both sat in the cockpit and looked at each other curiously. Suddenly, the face of a cartoon frog appeared on the screen of the control panel in front of Alex and said, "The 'Cyan Frog' car company is at your service, may I ask man: where are you going?" ”

Alex gestured to Kevin.

Kevin said, "Okay, I'll take you to the entrance now." ”

Alex and Andrew cheered together: "It's gone!" ”

So the two robots followed Kevin and took a "knock" step.

Alex suddenly said, "I seem to have forgotten something......"

Andrew said, "What is it? ”

Alex Says:

"Can't remember......"