"Didi......"

Opening his hazy eyes, Geng Haoshi stretched his waist and got up to wash.

If you think that this is a good student/good student/student who loves to study and wakes up with an alarm clock every day, then you are very wrong!

He, Geng Haoshi, a second-rate university, is a sophomore. He is 1.7 meters tall and severely obese.

Today, Geng Haoshi specially set an alarm clock for nine o'clock, and for the first time, he got up an hour earlier than usual.

Because, today there is a fan meeting of Mr. Cang.

As early as three months ago, Geng Haoshi, who heard the news, in order to welcome the arrival of the goddess, diligently found out all of Mr. Cang's films day and night and watched them again. In his own words, it is "true love is true love".

After washing and dressing neatly, Geng Haoshi looked again and again in front of the mirror.

For this meeting, Geng Haoshi also borrowed a suit from a senior senior. Now, he was standing in front of a mirror in front of his clothes and admiring it alone.

"Little handsome guy, you're in a good state today, the goddess will definitely be fascinated by you when she sees you later." Geng Haoshi pouted and looked at the mirror silly.

Everything is ready to go.

Geng Haoshi took a diary full of photos of Teacher Cang's goddess, locked the door of the dormitory with joy, and set off in the direction of the goddess!

Geng Haoshi has a total of five roommates, and they are in the same grade and major as him.

Today, the five roommates, the date of the date, the play of ball, the self-study of the self-study, in short, all went out early in the morning. This is basically their daily routine.

Only this Geng Haoshi sleeps at least until ten o'clock every day. Skipping class, playing games, watching island country videos, in short, nothing is about studying, exercising, or outdoor activities.

He is a complete otaku!

Therefore, the lives of Geng Haoshi and the other five roommates rarely intersect, so the relationship with them is also dispensable.

He always sighed, it is rare to meet a bosom friend, why is it so difficult to find a like-minded person who likes to watch movies?

Anyway, today is a big day. He is finally going to meet the goddess of his dreams!

Geng Haoshi trotted happily, this was the first time he had run in so many years since high school.

Humming a little song from the island nation, he passed the school's basketball court.

"Bang!"

A standard stall-level Spalding basketball hit Geng Haoshi's head at a speed of 22 meters per second.

"That's a lot of stars...... Goddess...... I...... Come to ......" hasn't finished talking yet", Geng Haoshi has already fainted to the ground.

"Dear master, hello, number 9527, Super Slam Dunk System, is at your service."

In the chaos, Geng Haoshi only heard a voice that seemed to be a robot echoing in his head.

"Master, press the OK button to meet your goddess. Excuse me, do you want to be sure? ”

This sentence was like lightning, and under the strong stimulation of hormones plus adrenal hormone and dopamine, Geng Haoshi shouted: "Sure!" ”

Then, Geng Haoshi came to his senses in a group of passing girls who looked at him as if they were looking at a stupid fork.

"Huh? What the hell just happened? "What about the goddess? Geng Haoshi felt a little like a world away.

"Master, I'm the 9527 Super Slam Dunk System, you have confirmed that you are bound to me, and the system task is being started......"

"Who? Who's talking? Geng Haoshi only felt that this voice came from his brain, and he was a little overwhelmed. I thought, it can't be that I hit the evil spirit, right? In broad daylight!

"Master, you didn't hit the evil spirit, I was talking to you." There was another robot-like sound.

Although he couldn't believe it, Geng Haoshi finally confirmed that this voice was indeed coming from his own brain!

"You? Who are you? Why is it in my head? Geng Haoshi was a little panicked.

"I've already said it, I'm ...... 9527 Super Slam Dunk System"

"......" Geng Haoshi was speechless.

The "......" system is speechless.

"Dear host...... You can't be mentally retarded! The system is confused.

"I'll go! You're mentally retarded! Geng Haoshi scolded.

"I'm sorry, master. I am the 9527 Super Slam Dunk System, I am not mentally retarded, I am certified by the Galaxy 9001 standard quality certification system, please rest assured that the owner can use it. ”

"What super slam dunk system? I know 9527, do you think I haven't watched Zhou Xingxing's movie? Don't fool me, invite me truthfully! ”

The "......" system was again speechless.

"Dear master, because you put your head against a basketball that is traveling at twenty-two meters per second, you are the 222222222 lucky user to get the Super Slam Dunk system."

"......" Geng Haoshi was speechless again.

The "......" system was speechless for the third time.

"Dear master, have you tested your intelligence?"

"......" Geng Haoshi was speechless for the third time.

The "......" system is speechless for the fourth time.

"Ding...... The general system sends instructions. Dear master, please receive the first task. ”

"I don't care what the hell you are, Lao Tzu is going to see the goddess now!" Geng Haoshi no longer wants to be entangled with this so-called super slam dunk system.

"Master, please complete the following tasks within one minute, if you fail to complete the tasks within the specified time, you will be punished with electric shock......"

"Here's the task: Pick up the basketball on the ground and throw it at the tallest player on the basketball court."

"Countdown starts, 60, 59, 58, 57, 56,......"

"Why do you want to hit people with balls?!"

“53，52，……”

"If you don't complete the mission, you will be electrocuted?!"

“46，45，……”

"Hey! You broken system, speak! ”

“33，32，……”

You can't really get an electric shock, right? Geng Haoshi couldn't help but shudder.

“22，21，……”

What to do? What to do? What to do? Geng Haoshi's hands rubbed together unconsciously.

As long as he is nervous, he will keep rubbing his hands like this.

“10，9，……”

The time is almost up, what to do? What to do? What to do?

“5，4，……”

"No matter!" Geng Haoshi picked up the basketball that had just smashed into him on the ground and posed as a discus thrower.

“2，1，0。”

"Bang!"

At the last moment of the countdown, the basketball thrown by Geng Haoshi hit the tallest player in the basketball court.

“Yes！ Yes！ Yes！ ”

I didn't expect to hit it! Thinking of the previous physical education exam, he was required to shoot ten times, and six of them were considered passing, but as a result, Geng Haoshi didn't score any of them. When I took the make-up exam, I still didn't make any of them. In the end, the PE teacher asked him to retake it next year.

This ball seems to throw out all the shame that Geng Haoshi has suffered in physical education class over the years.

So, at this time, a severely obese guy was outside the basketball court, waving his fists and shouting "Yes"!

"The host ......"

"Don't speak, let me relive this feeling again. It's so sour, I can't believe it! ”

"Master, the ......"

"I told you to stop talking, you can't understand people, right?"

"You just hit me with a ball, didn't you?" A big tall man, like a mountain peak, suddenly stood in front of Geng Haoshi.

It was the tall man who was smashed by Geng Haoshi with a ball just now!

"Master, I advise you to run quickly. The tall man you've hit is coming towards you. ”

"Why don't you say it sooner!" Geng Haoshi looked at the tall man with an angry face, and his heart began to flutter......

The "......" system was speechless for the fifth time.

"Master, according to the statistics I just obtained from the scan of this tall man, you are inferior to this tall man in all aspects of physical fitness. If you run now, you will be chased 100%. So, I suggest you admit your mistakes and seek leniency. ”

"I'll go! Your system! You made me throw it, and now I can't save it! ”

The "......" system was speechless for the sixth time.

"Hey, Humpty Dumpty, don't talk to yourself and play crazy and stupid. You smashed me just now, I can see it clearly! ”

As he spoke, the tall man grabbed Geng Haoshi's collar with his right hand, and his arm was lifted upward, and Geng Haoshi's feet left the embrace of Mother Earth.

"Classmate, if you have something to say. It's the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other? Geng Haoshi also has a problem, that is, as soon as he is nervous, he begins to quote scriptures, as if he can get rid of the current tense situation by showing his rich cultural literacy.

"I say, you kid don't owe! You dare to smash anyone! As he spoke, the tall man raised his left hand and clenched his fist, and the huge fist shook in front of Geng Haoshi's eyes......

“9527？ …… Super Basketball System? …… Are you there? …… Hurry up and think of a way......" Geng Haoshi looked at the huge fist, and his eyes shook unconsciously......

"I'm sorry, master. There's nothing I can do to help with the current situation. …… I'll go back to the main system to charge first, maybe I can help you next time......"

"Beep-"

"What, it's disconnected? Or is it busy? "Actually, Geng Haoshi knows very well in his heart that this cheat daddy's system has run away!

"Stop pretending to be a ghost!" The tall man's eyes widened, as if he could breathe fire out of his eyes, "Look how I shaved you!" ”

After that, the tall man carried Geng Haoshi with one hand and entered the basketball court.

He put Geng Haoshi directly under a basketball hoop, pointed at Geng Haoshi's nose with his right index finger, and said in a threatening tone: "Stay honest, you can't move." If you dare to move, I'll punch you!" ”

As he spoke, the tall man picked up the basketball on the ground and walked to the free throw line.

The tall man threw the basket high on the spot, watching the basketball being thrown high, drawing an arc, and finally, the basketball almost hung down through the basket frame, and hit Geng Haoshi's Tianling Gai!

"Hahaha-" Seeing Geng Haoshi taking such a beating without hiding, the people watching the game in the stadium laughed.

The tall man picks up the ball and throws it high again. It's just that this time, after throwing the ball, he ran to the basket. Then, with a slam jump, catch the ball in the air with your right hand, and slam it into the rim!

The basketball was slammed on top of Geng Haoshi's head, shaking Geng Haoshi's eyes.

"Master, are you alright?" From Geng Haoshi's head, that machine-like voice sounded again.

"Huh...... You...... No...... Ran away...... Is it? How...... Again...... Come back...... Finish? Geng Haoshi was smashed a little dizzy, and his speech became unfavorable.

"Master, I have a solution for this situation that I just obtained, would you like to try it?"