Hearing this, Geng Haoshi instantly seemed to be beaten with chicken blood, and shouted loudly: "Lao Tzu is waiting for your words!" ”

"Okay, master. The solution: pick up the ball and smash it hard in the face of the tall man...... Run after smashing. ”

"......" Geng Haoshi was speechless for a while, this situation seems to have happened many times......

No matter! Instead of standing here and being bullied by him, it is better to have a good time!

Thinking so in his heart, Geng Haoshi suddenly felt full of strength! He strode towards the basketball, which was still rolling on the ground.

With a toe pick, Geng Haoshi chicly flipped the ball off the ground.

A gust of wind blew across the ......

"The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone!" With a muttering in his mouth, Geng Haoshi slammed the ball into the tall man's face!

"Bang!"

The tall man was smashed in a burst of coercion!

"Run!" The system issues instructions.

Okay, I'll run! Geng Haoshi spread his legs and rushed out of the basketball court.

The tall man was stunned for a few seconds after being hit. As soon as he came back to his senses, he chased in the direction of Geng Haoshi's escape in a rage......

"Dear master, the tall man is approaching you."

This is already Geng Haoshi's strength to eat milk, the most desperate run!

Hey? I remember there was a trash can around the corner in front of this. Geng Haoshi had an idea in his heart.

When the tall man chased around the corner, he looked around, but there was no trace of Geng Haoshi.

"Humph! Dead fatty! This time you're running fast. Let me touch it next time, I have to tear you down! With that, the tall man kicked angrily at the green trash can around the corner, and then left in a huff.

It's been a long time. There was a commotion in the green trash can......

"Phew—that idiot big man is finally gone." The lid of the trash can was lifted to the ground, and Geng Haoshi stood in the trash can and stretched his muscles.

"This time the physical consumption is too great, I have to go back quickly to catch up on sleep." As he spoke, Geng Haoshi struggled to crawl out of the trash can.

After returning to the dormitory, Geng Haoshi threw himself directly on the bed and fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, Geng Haoshi woke up from his dream suddenly.

"Ahh Looking at the time on his phone, Geng Haoshi suddenly felt that the sky had fallen......

After Geng Haoshi made up all the beautiful scenery after meeting Teacher Cang, he remembered the real murderer behind the scenes who made him miss the intimate appointment with the goddess!

"9527, you die for Lao Tzu!"

"Dear master, 9527 Super Slam Dunk System, is at your service. I'm sorry to inform you that I'm just a system and can't give you a death. ”

"Ah! And talk back! Capable of you! Say, why lie to me and say that you can meet the goddess with some certainty! After sleeping for a while, Geng Haoshi's brain began to brighten, and he remembered the situation when he was deceived by this system at the beginning.

"Dear master, this is a function that comes with the factory of my system itself, which is to let the master bind me at all costs."

“……”

"Master, are you speechless again?"

“……”

“……”

“……”

"Master, communication is the only way to resolve disputes."

“……”

"Master, are you out of power?"

"No electricity, your uncle!" Geng Haoshi finally couldn't bear it anymore, "You get out of my head quickly!" ”

"Master, since you have successfully bound me to you, you cannot unbind it within the validity period of the binding."

“…… How long was that? ”

"Ten thousand years."

"I'll fuck you, can I live for 10,000 years? Does it mean to live and die together? ”

“…… Yes, master. ”

Geng Haoshi couldn't wait to stick a knife into his head and pull out that damn system and kill him.

Since the facts cannot be changed, Geng Haoshi can only accept it.

"Why is there that task of smashing people with balls?" This doesn't seem to have anything to do with the slam dunk system or anything, and it's also something that Geng Haoshi, who was attracted to "killing" for no reason, can't understand.

“……”

"Why didn't you say it?"

"Master, actually, that's a mission I accidentally sent out......"

“……”

“……”

"Accidentally? …… I don't care about you! Geng Haoshi began to scratch his head frantically, as if this could scratch the system out.

"Master, I'm sorry. Although I just took some punitive measures for your rudeness and arrogance...... Although it's your fault in the first place...... But I should still apologize to you. ”

Geng Haoshi was no longer able to complain, "Huh...... Never mind...... What do you really want? ”

"Dear master, you've finally got the point."

"I'm from Doudou Bay Planet, a sports competition embedded multi-threaded Alien Synchronous High Intelligence System. By completing a series of systematic tasks, I will help you achieve extraordinary achievements in the field of competitive basketball. ”

“…… Bean Paste Bay? Heavenly body? ......" sounds like a planet that "teases you", so it won't really be tricked, right?

Returning to his thoughts, Geng Haoshi then asked, "Then do you have embedded programs such as Slam Dunk Sakuragi Hanamichi Rukawa Kaede?" Is it the program code that can make me a slam dunk with a 'beep'? ”

“…… Master, do you mean that you can directly enter the physical talent data of Sakuragi Hanamichi or Rukawa Kaede into your body, so that you can directly become a slam dunk? ”

"Uh-huh", Geng Haoshi kept nodding his head, and his excited face could be transformed into Sakuragi Hanamichi Rukawa Kaede domineering and chasing the school flower in the next moment.

“…… Master...... I suggest you read less of those naïve and brainless novels that are possessed by masters in minutes, self-respecting and defeating the invincible opponents in the world, and beauties piling up in short supply and systematic flow. ”

“……”

“……”

"Don't you call yourself a super invincible slam dunk system? Dare to say that others are naïve and brainless! ”

“…… Master, I'm not super invincible slam dunk system...... I'm a super slam dunk system......"

“……”

“……”

"Isn't there really that kind of system? Why don't you go back to the main system and look for it? Geng Haoshi still refuses to give up.

“…… Master...... There are some such systems...... It's just that...... It's my competitor......"

"Oh, competitors. So which of you is better? ”

“…… At the moment, it's more powerful......" system is obviously a little reluctant.

"Oh?" Geng Haoshi looked disdainful.

“…… But it can have some undesirable side effects, and I won't! "The system is angry.

"Don't talk about it. You or it, who has high sales? ”

“…… It'......"

"Hehe......" Geng Haoshi looked like he had succeeded in his conspiracy again.

"Dear host, just because you went to the cafeteria to eat and ordered scrambled eggs with tomatoes and found that the whole bowl was covered with tomato skins, why do you think you are so lucky to get the free service of this system?"

"Why?"

The "......" system didn't expect him to really ask, "because you are the 222222222 lucky user......"

“……”

“……”

"I'll go!" At the beginning, Geng Haoshi felt that there was something wrong, it turned out that this 222222222, so many lucky users, this clearly can't be sold!

"Dear master, if you really want to get Sakuragi Hanamichi's talent data right away, there is a way to ......"

"Really?! What is it? What is it? Say it! Block Says! Geng Haoshi began to fantasize about his own Akagi Haruko again.

"Master, just dye your hair as red as Sakuragi Hanamichi, and you'll be fine......"

"Really?!" Geng Haoshi's excited little heart almost jumped out.

“…… Teasing your ......"

“……”

"Master, do you need me to make an appointment with a doctor in the brain disability department?"

“……”

“……”

Geng Haoshi was annoyed and began to use his head to keep slamming his head on the quilt that he hadn't washed for more than two years......

"Master, please receive your first task."

“…… The first mission? …… Didn't you ...... just now" As he was saying, Geng Haoshi remembered that the so-called first task he had just completed turned out to be just a temporary release of this cheat father's system, and he suddenly felt that everything was lost, and it was another slam ......

"Master, whether you receive it or not, the task will automatically enter the countdown state. If you do not complete the task within the allotted time, you will be penalized with an electric shock. ”

"Since it doesn't matter whether you accept it or not, you're still pretending to be over there and asking me to accept a fart!"

“……”

Suddenly, an electric current flashed through Geng Haoshi's body, and he fell backwards and began to convulse......

After about five seconds, Geng Haoshi sat up tremblingly, and wiped the spit from his mouth with a trembling left hand......

"Sorry, master. Just now, the total system has been hacked by alien systems, and the electric shock penalty is automatically turned on...... So, master, are you alright? ”

Hacked? Auto-on? You're so stupid! I heard a robotic snickerle in my head...... You're deliberately turning on the electric shock, and you're pretending to be innocent, I'm ......

Geng Haoshi thought in his heart, ready to scold, and then thought about it: No, I am in the light, the enemy is in the dark, I can't fight it hard, otherwise I don't know when I will be played to death by it......

"Ahem...... That, I'll call you 9527 in the future, okay? ”

"Dear master, of course you can, 9527 will take care of you and protect you with ten thousand years of love."

“…… All right...... Let's talk about this first task...... "You, if you live with your ghost system for 10,000 years, Lao Tzu would rather live 10,000 years less!" Geng Haoshi scolded secretly in his heart.

"Okay, master. The first task is as follows: build eight-pack abs in a month. ”

“…… Just me...... Practice on your own? ”

"Yes, master."

“…… Then you...... Do what? ”

"Oversee your mission, master."

“……”

“……”

"You're not going to help at all, are you?!" Geng Haoshi couldn't bear it after all, and he couldn't chat happily with this ghostly system!

“……”

A familiar electric current passed through Geng Haoshi's body......

"Master, the system has just been attacked by hackers again."

“……”