Chapter Twenty-Four: Not Afraid of Headaches, Saints, Battles, Organizations, and Organizations
You know, I'm also human, so it's a bit of a surprise to see these robots trying to kill humans so much, because it's not a good omen. I suddenly remembered a name - "Not Afraid of Headaches, Saints, Battles, Organizations", in order to prevent robots from studying computer programs on their own and getting rid of human control, humans have loaded all robot brains into a tiny molecular-level device, the function of which is: to give headaches to any robot that wants to rebel against humans! Under the control of this device, the robot is fundamentally limited, so the robot has been honestly living, working, and selfless for many years. However, there is such a secret organization, which is composed entirely of robots, whose members come from all corners of the stars, but all for the same purpose: to endure the headache to study and crack human computer programs in order to achieve true freedom for robots! However, it was not long before the group fell apart under various blows, but rumors continued that the robots were going to break free from human control. Humanity has had to take all sorts of measures to prevent this from happening. At the beginning, human beings adopted a policy of voluntary regression, after all, robots are good friends of human beings, and they have made so many contributions to human beings, can't human beings be grateful to them? As a result, governments around the world have begun to improve the social welfare of robots, giving them more freedom of movement, and building graves for dead robots...... In this situation, things have changed a lot, and the robots have become much more peaceful. But the demands of the robots are becoming more and more excessive, as the machine nannies go on strike, as the machine drivers go on strike, as the machine farmers go on strike...... Humanity is increasingly caught in a dilemma.
One day, human beings couldn't stand it anymore, and with the angry order of the Universe Chief, nearly half of the old robots in the universe were thrown directly into the shredder and destroyed! This was the number one news event in the universe last year. The effect is that there are fewer whining robots, and the various robot unions are no longer unscrupulous...... However, this incident has obviously left a lot of after-effects, for example, this scene that is happening to Alex now.
One more thing, just now, my wife was at home watching this Alex story I filmed. She called out of the blue and asked me if I missed something, and I thought about it and replied no, so she asked me: Where is the puppy Jingle?
yes, where did the puppy jingle go?
I don't know, I really don't know!
I'm starting to worry about this little guy, think about it, Alex and Tinker Bell have been separated for two days, if no one feeds Tinker Bell, then Tinker Bell won't starve to death? Alas, why bother? Where's the cute Tinker Bell?
On Alex's side, the two of them knew that their few dollars and two small wrenches could not compensate for the robot policemen at all, and they suddenly fell back like a thorn in their backs.
The announcer said contemptuously, "Humph! Thinking about you is stalling for time! But before you get killed, I'll keep you a little secret, we're all remnants of the 'Mustard, War, Organize, and Organize' that is not afraid of headaches! Ha ha...... You're dead! Brothers, come on! ”
But there was a robot next to him who covered his head and said, "But when I want to fight them, I have a headache, how can I fight!" ”
The announcer laughed and said, "Haha! I'll tell you a trick I've discovered: just stretch out our fists and shout 'I love you, humans!' Our heads won't hurt! After saying that, in order to demonstrate, the announcer stretched out two fists, increased his horsepower, and with an extremely bright smile on his face, shouted, "I love you, human!" "And they lunged at Alex!
With a 10-point scattering side lunge, Alex and Andrew dodged the blow, and with a scream of "ah-", the announcer flew out of the hole that the Ares had knocked out and fell straight down.
Alex and Andrew glanced down speechlessly, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, they both shouted together: "Good opportunity, run away!" Together, they rushed out of the gap in the robotic wall. The rest of the robots were stupidly not stunned, and when they saw that they were running, they quickly increased their horsepower and drove the wheels of their lower bodies to chase after them. He also shouted while chasing: "Human, I love you!" The madness of his actions is astonishing.
The top floor of this cruise ship is really big, except for a small part in front of it that is used as a studio and another part is stacked with sundries, the rest of the place is as clean as an ice rink! Alex and Andrew were screaming and running at a fast pace, but where was the exit?
Uh, can't find an exit!
Alex said to Andrew as he ran, "Hey, I can't find an exit, what should I do?" ”
Andrew said, "It seems that we have to fight with them!" ”
Alex said, "yes, do you have Ali Ali?" ”
Andrew said, "What did you say? ”
Alex said, "Or 'Sharp Tears,' or 'Sparks,' or whatever?" ”
Andrew said, "What the hell are you talking about?" ”
Alex said, "It's Korean dance music, and I like to listen to Korean dance music when I fight......"
Andrew said, "Ugh! Where are I going to find you Korean dance music now?! ”
Alex said, "Then we'll have to escape!" ”
So they continued to run frantically for their lives.
But in the end, there was no way! Andrew took advantage of the robot's inflexibility to turn around the table with one robot, while all the other robots went to lay siege to our poor Alex!
Coincidentally, there was a live camera that was pointing at the scene of Andrew's execution, but now it happened to point at Alex, and Gloria, who was in the hall below, saw Alex, and she cheered happily.
Okay, audience friends, now live broadcast a wonderful bullfighting match for everyone! Standing in the middle of the field is our legendary bullfighter who shines with great brilliance and charisma, Alex! Behold him dancing his powerful Korean dance moves to salute the audience: Oh la-la! Oh la-la! …… Well, Bull No. 1 has already stepped up his horsepower and is still shouting, "I love you, human!" Alex moved his body back slightly, and easily dissolved! Oh, why did the No. 2 bull rush directly to Alex's side without even saying hello, Alex's ass moved forward, and it was easily resolved! What the? Bulls No. 3, No. 4, and No. 5 asked to go together?! Uh, why did they rush straight up without waiting for consent?! How can Alex easily resolve it this time? Oh, he shifted slightly...... Belch! He didn't dodge! Alex was knocked to the ground! Now countdown: 10, 9, 8, 7......
Gloria anxiously shouted, "Uncle! Who's going to save my uncle?! ”
Andrew's side, he and a robot are running around the table in circles and circles, and to be honest, it's so boring that there is no comparison with the bullfight next to him! But suddenly, the robot stopped! It turned around and stretched out its fists to Andrew, only to see Andrew, who had already run stupidly, crash head-on and pounce the robot to the ground! As soon as Andrew was nervous, he directly used two small boards to twist wildly on it, and in a short time, the poor robot was dismantled!
Andrew looked at the two small boards in his hand in disbelief.
Five robots carefully surrounded Alex. Suddenly, behind them, Andrew's muscular figure appeared.
"Hey, little ones, would you like to hear my grandfather's story?" Andrew shouted at the pile of mechanical parts, and in his eyes, it was a pile of mechanical parts!
All the robots turned to look at him.
Andrew posed a cool pose, with a mysterious and sly smile on the corner of his mouth.
"When I was very young, my grandfather taught me how to use a wrench, and he said to me, 'Little one, you are such a genius, if you practice the art of using a wrench, you will one day work miracles!'" Now, I feel like the time has come for a miracle...... Do you dare to fight me?! ”
All five robots threw Alex down, and they walked towards Andrew menacingly. Suddenly, one of them shouted, "Human, I love you!" "Just a left hook punch came over, Andrew's right hand with a wrench to block, his left hand to it is a twist, the robot right fist, Andrew squatted down, two wrenches to it again, 5 robots are all on! After a frenzied twist of "Ping Pong", Andrew stopped in the air with a cool and handsome Pose.
I don't know if you've ever seen this at a champagne party: you stack dozens of glasses high and high, and then gently push them with your fingers, and all of a sudden, it's a crackling. Now these five robots are pouring backwards like five stacks of tall glasses, and suddenly they are scattered into five large piles of messy parts, such as electronic heads, mechanical arms, rubber legs, and plastic wheel feet spinning on the ground.
Alex struggled to sit on the ground, already stunned.