"Oh, by the way, uncle, this is your bank card."

After the little nanny let Vice Mayor Wang kiss her, she suddenly remembered something, so she reached out and gently pushed away the face of the "uncle", took out a bank card from her pocket, handed it to Vice Mayor Wang and said:

"Uncle, according to your meaning, today, I went to the bank to withdraw 5,000 yuan. Now, there are only three thousand pieces left in Kari. You can keep this money with you for later use. ”

It turned out that the little nanny suddenly remembered what happened last night.

She remembered that Vice Mayor Wang loved her so much last night, and so sincerely stuffed his bank card into her hands again and again, which made her heart move and sweet.

This morning, after breakfast, according to Vice Mayor Wang's intentions, Reiko went to the bank to withdraw 5,000 yuan and transferred it to her father through her bank card.

After that, she kept thinking that she must return the remaining bank card of 3,000 yuan to Vice Mayor Wang as soon as possible.

At this moment, at the moment when Reiko fell in love with Vice Mayor Wang, she suddenly remembered the bank card!

She is worried that after she and Vice Mayor Wang fall in love, they are likely to forget to return the bank card to her "uncle". If that's the case, if it affects the "uncle" to use the bank card when socializing outside, it will be too sorry for the "uncle"!

Therefore, when she was intimate with Vice Mayor Wang, as soon as the shot of Vice Mayor Wang sending the bank card last night flashed in her mind, she immediately pushed away the hug of the "uncle", immediately took out the bank card of Vice Mayor Wang from her pocket, and returned it to the "New Year's friend" in front of her with gratitude from the bottom of her heart.

"Ahem, Reiko, such a trivial matter, you still remember it so carefully? Reiko, my dear darling, you are such a good girl! ”

Vice Mayor Wang nodded with great satisfaction, then stretched out his bent right index finger and gently scraped it on the nimble and beautiful nose of the little nanny, and then scraped it again.

After scraping Reiko's nose, Vice Mayor Wang took the bank card from Reiko and stuffed it into the briefcase on the coffee table casually.

"Well, that's right! Uncle, I haven't heard you tell jokes for so many days. Today, I don't know if you have time,? Can you tell me a few new jokes? ”

In the atmosphere of flirting with her "uncle", Reiko remembered that in the past, when she listened to Vice Mayor Wang's jokes, she could get a special kind of ease and pleasure every time, and she could also get some kind of inspiration and lessons.

Now, since Vice Mayor Wang wanted to chat with her, she simply fell into Vice Mayor Wang's arms, raised her head, and innocently made a request to Vice Mayor Wang.

"Ho, ho, do you want to hear a joke? Absolutely! ”

After listening to the little nanny's request, Vice Mayor Wang smiled nonchalantly:

"Since you want to hear jokes, I'll start talking about it now.

You listen:

On a morning when the temperature was minus 5 degrees Celsius, an uncle walked into the elevator hall and saw a child eating ice cream inside, so he said with concern,

'Children, on such a cold day, it's best not to eat ice cream, you will have diarrhea if you eat it!' ’

The child replied, 'My grandmother lived to be one hundred and three years old!' ’

My uncle was surprised and asked, 'Does your grandmother also eat ice cream on a cold day?' ’

The child shook his head and said, 'My grandma is never nosy!' ’”

"Haha, hahahaha! You mean, the kid is blaming that uncle for being nosy! ”

When Reiko heard this, she immediately burst out laughing.

"You're right! Reiko, you're so smart! ”

Vice Mayor Wang smiled happily and nodded, and then scraped the little nanny's nose with his bent right index finger.

"Well, it's funny, it's funny! Uncle, let's talk about a few more. ”

Reiko looked at Vice Mayor Wang innocently, pricking up her ears to listen to the jokes behind him.

"Then ——, I'll tell another gay joke, okay?"

"Wow, wow, wow——!"

When Reiko heard that there were gay jokes, her interest immediately increased!

She sat up from Vice Mayor Wang's arms, turned her head to look at Vice Mayor Wang, and said:

"Uncle, why are there still gay jokes? Say it quickly! ”

"Okay, then listen up. It is said that there is a young man who works part-time, and he is very handsome,"

Vice Mayor Wang looked at the little nanny cordially and said in a relaxed tone:

"There is a young man who goes out to make a living, he is very handsome, after he went to work in the factory, he didn't expect to be favored by the boss's wife. So, the proprietress tried her best to tease the young man, and in the end, the young man and the proprietress really had feelings.

It's just that neither of them expected that the first time they went to bed, they would be discovered by the boss! ”

"Huh——? That's unlucky! So what can I do? ”

The little nanny seemed to have forgotten that Vice Mayor Wang was telling a joke, and suddenly screamed in shock.

"yes, that's how unlucky!"

Vice Mayor Wang smiled happily and continued:

"The young man was embarrassed and said to the boss, 'Actually, I'm not interested in the opposite sex at all, I, I'm actually gay.'"

Unexpectedly, after listening to the young man's words, the boss not only did not get angry, but called the young man to the side with a smile on his face, and whispered to him, 'Tonight, my wife will go back to her parents' house, and at eight o'clock in the evening, I will wait for you in the room'.

The young man was dumbfounded when he heard this, and fainted on the spot! ”

"Haha, haha! This joke is so funny! Why did the proprietress and the boss, both of them fall in love with that young man? ”

The little nanny was forced to laugh again by the result of this joke, and asked Vice Mayor Wang with laughter and laughter.

"This joke is mainly a satire on a small number of local tyrants now, after making money, they don't know how to live, so there is a distorted life that ordinary people can't imagine."

"Oh, that's what it means? Uncle didn't say it, I thought the boss and the boss lady were a perverted couple! ”

The little nanny nodded with squinted eyes, paused for a moment, and then continued to ask Vice Mayor Wang:

"Uncle, your jokes are so amusing! Would you like to talk about one more one? ”

"Hmm, you still want to hear it? Since I still want to hear it, I'll talk about it again. ”

In order to satisfy Lingzi's taste, Vice Mayor Wang raised his head and thought for a while, then continued:

"Recently, I saw a joke about elementary school students' diaries and sentence formation, I wonder if you would like to hear it?"

Vice Mayor Wang saw that the little nanny was a little addicted to listening to the jokes, so he looked at the sunny face of the little nanny lovingly, and deliberately sold it.

"I'm willing to listen, I'm willing to listen, as long as it's a joke told by my uncle, no matter what the content is, I love to listen to it very much. Uncle, tell me quickly! ”

Reiko hurriedly put her finger on the chin of her "uncle" and hurriedly urged Vice Mayor Wang to speak quickly.