"Okay, I'll explain it first. The student who wrote the diary was named Dandan. ”

Before telling the jokes about the diaries and sentences of primary school students, Vice Mayor Wang made a special explanation to the little nanny.

Then, Vice Mayor Wang began to say:

One day, the teacher assigned the students to write a diary, and according to the request, Dandan wrote an article and handed it to the teacher the next day.

Dandan wrote in his diary:

'Monday, February 30, fine.

Today, the sun doesn't come out for a day, it's not fun.

In the afternoon, my father bought two goldfish and kept them in a fish tank, but one drowned, and I was very sad. ’

After reading it, the teacher gave him the following comments:

'I was also sad to read your diary. After so many years of life, I have never encountered 30 days in February every year! I've never seen a sunny day without the sun, and I've never seen a goldfish that drowns.' ”

"Hee-hee-hee-hee, that balls are so fun! There is never a thirtieth in February, and he doesn't even know such common sense! ”

After hearing this, the little nanny pursed her lips and grinned and commented.

"Yes, Dandan not only doesn't know the common sense that there are no 30 days in February, but also doesn't know that the standard of a sunny day is that the sun must come out, and I don't know that goldfish originally grew in water, and there is no problem of drowning."

"yes, why are you so stupid?"

Lingzi knew that Vice Mayor Wang was telling a joke, but she deliberately asked stupidly.

"yes, why are you so stupid? This shows that he does not understand what he has learned, let alone digest it. In fact, in real life, no matter what knowledge we learn, the most important thing is to understand and digest it. It's also crucial to apply what you've learned! ”

"Yes, uncle, you are absolutely right! I remember when I was a child, I often made mistakes that I didn't understand, so I couldn't get into college, and my mind never opened my mind. It wasn't until recently, after listening to your conversations a few times, that I got a little insight into how to learn. ”

After listening to Vice Mayor Wang's comments on Dandan's diary, the little nanny told him very frankly about her weaknesses in learning, and expressed her gratitude to Vice Mayor Wang for "students to teachers".

As she spoke, the little nanny couldn't help but stretch out her hands and hugged Vice Mayor Wang's thick waist delicately.

"Ho-ho, Reiko, you're fine! With your aptitude and intelligence, no matter what knowledge, you just need to learn it. ”

Vice Mayor Wang also took advantage of the situation to hold up Reiko's face and kissed her deeply on her moist pink lips.

"Hey, uncle, is there a better joke?"

After the little nanny let Vice Mayor Wang kiss indulgently, she took advantage of his respite and innocently raised her head and asked.

"Yes wow. Even better is yet to come! I went on to say ha. ”

Vice Mayor Wang also hugged Reiko's slender waist with great interest and said:

The day after Dandan handed in his diary, the teacher assigned 12 more sentence-making assignments to the students. Listen up. ”

Vice Mayor Wang deliberately rubbed his cheek on the little nanny's face twice, and then continued:

The following is the sentence that Dan Dan handed to the teacher:

The first question is:

Side...... Side......

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

I took off my clothes and put on my pants at the same time.

The teacher's comments were:

Are you wearing pants or undressing? ”

"Hey, hey——, this guy is so funny, he can take off his clothes and put on his pants at the same time!"

As soon as the little nanny heard a sentence, she clapped her hands happily and laughed.

"It's not funny. It's really funny in the back! ”

Vice Mayor Wang saw that the little nanny was happy to hear it, so he continued with interest:

"Reiko, you have a little patience and let me finish all the sentences of Dandan, okay?"

"Okay, okay, uncle, you can say it."

Reiko snuggled her head against Vice Mayor Wang's chest and smirked and promised Vice Mayor Wang.

"Okay, then I'll move on."

Vice Mayor Wang let the little nanny be coquettish on his chest, and then continued:

The second sentence formation of the arrangement is:

Thereinto.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

Yesterday, I fell and one of my left feet was injured.

The teacher's comments were:

Are you a centipede?

The third question is:

One after the other.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

After work, Dad came home one after another.

The teacher's comments were:

How many dads do you have? ”

"Hey, hey, Dandan would still make sentences like this? Does he have several dads? ”

Hearing the teacher's comments, the little nanny couldn't help but giggle and interjected.

The fourth sentence assigned by the teacher is:

Saddened. ”

Vice Mayor Wang didn't answer the little nanny's words, but just glanced at Lingzi with a smile and continued:

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

There's a ditch in front of my house, and it's sad.

The teacher's comments were:

You are sad, and the teacher is even more sad!

The fifth sentence is:

Again...... Again......

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

My mom was tall and short, fat and skinny.

The teacher's comments were:

Is your mom a Transformer?

The sixth sentence is:

You see.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

What do you see, haven't you seen me?

The teacher's comments were:

I've seen it, and I haven't seen it.

The seventh sentence is:

Thriving.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

One day, Xinxin confessed his love to Rongrong.

The teacher's comments were:

Don't watch too many serials!

The eighth sentence is:

Delicious.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

What a fart!

The teacher's comments were:

Some things are not tasty, like fart! ”

"Hahahaha! This kind of sentence formation really makes people laugh and lose their teeth! Is Dandan really that funny?! ”

After listening to a few sentences in a row, the little nanny couldn't help it, and laughed again, laughing so much that her plump chest was vertical and vertical, and even tears came out of her eyes.

"Reiko, don't worry, Dandan's sentence formation hasn't been finished yet!"

Vice Mayor Wang smiled and gently pressed the tip of Reiko's nose with his right thumb, and continued:

The ninth sentence is:

Naive.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

It's so hot today!

The teacher's comments were:

Your naivety is hot.

The tenth sentence formation is:

Really.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

This morning, I ate apples first and then bananas.

The teacher's comments were:

Can a person be divided into two halves? Sure enough, it's one word, not two words!

The eleventh sentence is:

First...... Again...... (Example sentence: Drink soup first, then eat)

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

Goodbye, sir.

The teacher's comments were:

Your imagination surpasses the IQ of the earthlings!

The last sentence is:

Moreover.

The sentence formation of Dan Dan is:

A train passed by my door, and besides, and more, and more, and more, and more!

The teacher's comments were:

You're making me faint! ”

"Hahahaha, hahahaha——!"

After listening to Dandan's twelfth sentence, the little nanny smiled and leaned back, tears welling up.

She laughed and threw herself on Vice Mayor Wang's mouth, hugged Vice Mayor Wang's neck tightly with both hands, and rubbed a childish face on Vice Mayor Wang's broad and solid Chinese face, which made Vice Mayor Wang's heart itchy and numb.

After only a while, Vice Mayor Wang's body was rubbed by the little nanny and quickly heated and swelled.

Under the willful pampering of the little nanny, Deputy Mayor Wang can no longer control his inner feelings!

After he let Reiko rub for about half a minute, he put the little nanny down in his arms as soon as he stretched out his hand, and then hugged the girl's warm jade body tightly, and kissed her face with a loud sound.

While kissing, Vice Mayor Wang couldn't help but stretch out an dishonest hand, which kept touching up from the girl's lower body to Reiko's chest.

Leaning slightly, Vice Mayor Wang wantonly touched the girl's upper body and downward, until the little nanny screamed happily.

At this moment, in the entire living room, or in the whole villa, there is no other sound, except for the sound of Vice Mayor Wang and the little nanny hugging and falling in love.

"Ahh——!h

Under the enthusiastic embrace of Vice Mayor Wang, the little nanny was teased by this male host and her whole body quickly swelled.

She really couldn't control herself, trembling with excitement, and suddenly hugged Vice Mayor Wang tightly.

In an instant, a powerful electric current immediately filled the body of the man and woman.

This will, Vice Mayor Wang is completely out of control!

He began to untie the little nanny's clothes, and his eyes greedily admired the girl's white body;

Then he lowered his head and kissed the wonderful maiden while freeing one hand and began to untie his clothes......

However, just when the man and woman were about to enter the most excited, cheerful and emotional moment, the door of the living room suddenly heard the sound of "click, click"!

What is the sound?

It's the sound of someone opening the door!

The babysitter first heard someone open the door!

She shuddered involuntarily, jumped up from Vice Mayor Wang's arms in fright, and then hurriedly put on her messy clothes;

While sorting out her clothes, the little nanny pressed close to Vice Mayor Wang's ear, and whispered and hurriedly:

"Quick, someone's opening the door. It seems that Auntie is back! ”

"Ah——?! Luckily, I locked the door just now! Reiko, don't panic, I'll go upstairs right away. Attention, you quickly tidy up your clothes before you go to open the door. Remember, move slowly! ”

As soon as he heard that his wife Xiuhua had returned, Vice Mayor Wang jumped up from the sofa nervously as if he had suddenly heard an air raid siren.

The body that was still swollen and heated just now is cold at this time!

After Vice Mayor Wang urgently told the little nanny, he immediately picked up his briefcase from the coffee table.

At this critical moment, Vice Mayor Wang can no longer care about tidying up his clothes and image!

I saw him lift his legs and step out of the coffee table, then hurriedly stood on tiptoe, and slipped silently and hurriedly towards the staircase.