Several people hurriedly blocked their nostrils with their hands.

As if he couldn't see a few people, the monkey staggered to his bed and fell asleep, and after a while, his snoring was heard.

"I don't know what he did last night."

"It can't be a night of drinking, right?"

"It should be, the smell on his body, it is estimated that he can smell it from a hundred meters away,, he slept like this without taking a bath, how can we sleep at night?"

"Wait, I'll open the window."

After Dong Xiaojun opened all the windows that could be opened in the dormitory, a group of them left the dormitory and went to the school gate to have a bite to eat.

After eating, Dong Xiaojun, Xiaobaiyan and Pan Daming agreed that they wanted to go back to school, saying that they wanted to go around, after all, they had just arrived, and they didn't know where to go, and they were eager to get familiar with the environment of the new campus.

Of course, there is another reason, they don't say. However, Xu Zifeng and Sao Zhu laughed and said nothing.

Last night, Sao Pig taught them a lot of knowledge, skills, and taboos about picking up girls, and now they must want to find a girl to try it out for themselves.

And Xu Zifeng himself actually wants to get familiar with the campus environment, but he has other things to do, such as going to the police station to reapply for an ID card and cancel the previous bank card, and then apply for a new bank card and buy a new mobile phone.

It took a whole afternoon to do these three things, but fortunately, Xu Zifeng left a copy of his ID card, otherwise he wouldn't even be able to do a bank card.

The two of them came out of the bank, went to the mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone, and then found a cold drink shop nearby to sit down and drink a glass of juice and take a break.

During this time, Sao Pig's phone kept ringing.

At first, Sao Pig would pick up and chat with the other party, but I didn't know what the other party said to Sao Pig, so Sao Pig pushed and said that he was not available, and then hung up the phone.

I kept calling the other party, and now the phone is still ringing.

Sao Pig looked at the ringing phone impatiently, and pouted: "Fuck, why is this woman so uninteresting?" I said I wasn't available, and I kept calling me, is it really that lonely? ”

Xu Zifeng laughed twice while drinking the juice and asked, "What's the matter, the new prey harassed you at noon yesterday?" ”

Sao Pig nodded and said, "Well, it's really annoying, if I didn't plan to satisfy my hunger when I was bored, I would have blocked her immediately." ”

"Haha." Xu Zifeng couldn't help laughing, only to see him look at the pig with a strange face, and asked again: "To be honest, how much money did you give the other party." ”

"What's the money? What money to give? Sao Zhu suddenly stared at the beads of his eyes, and said with an unconvinced face: "Brother Feng, you still don't know who I am?" As for her kind of rotten cabbage that even pigs don't want to arch, I'll give her money? ”

"How much was given." Xu Zifeng smiled and asked again.

"Didn't." Sao Pig looked resolute.

"How much was given?" Xu Zifeng asked for the third time with a smile.

"I really didn't give it."

"Don't lift it after lying."

"Five hundred."

The pig suddenly looked like a deflated ball, and the whole person became embarrassed, and within two seconds, I saw him say angrily: "Brother Feng, I always feel like I have been cheated, I am so heartbroken to spend the five hundred yuan, I knew that I would give her two hundred at that time." ”

Before Xu Zifeng could speak, Sao Zhu continued: "The main reason is that I haven't been in a friendship bed with a college student, otherwise I wouldn't have offered her such a high price." ”

"Haha."

Xu Zifeng drank all the juice in one go, got up and said, "If I didn't understand you, I would almost believe what you said last night." ”

Sao Pig paid the money to settle the bill, the two of them walked out of the cold drink shop, Sao Pig smiled and said: "Brother Feng, don't tell the little white face a few of them, I finally have a few fans, and I also have an idol addiction, so my acting skills are not bad." ”

"If a few of them are accused of sexual harassment today, you are the culprit."

"Wouldn't it? I don't think they dare to flirt with their sisters. ”

"Then who knows? What if you accidentally get impulsive? ”

“......”

After Xu Zifeng and the others returned to school, they first went back to the dormitory, and when they saw that there was no one in the dormitory, the two of them went to the door to eat something, because tonight Kunming University held a welcome party, which was fun, Xu Zifeng and the others did not go to the Internet café to play games online, but walked around the school casually, and when it was dark, they followed the crowd to the court in Area A.

The orientation party was held at the A-Zone Stadium.

College and the high school they attended before were completely different concepts, and as soon as the two of them came to the court, they saw a dense crowd of students sitting on the ground.

At a glance, the black pressure is overwhelming, just like the concert scene of a certain star, and the voices are full of voices, but since the party has not started yet, everyone is chatting with the people around them.

Xu Zifeng and Sao Zhu glanced at each other in unison, and they both saw a deep shock in each other's eyes.

In fact, they saw many people coming to the A area stadium on the road just now, but they never expected that there would be so many people on the scene.

And there are people who keep coming to the scene in the future.

At the forefront, there is a temporary party stage, although it is not luxurious and shocking, but it is definitely not a tofu scum project, which shows that the school has put a lot of thought into this.

"Brother Feng, do you want to find a few of them?" Sao Pig asked out loud while staring at the female classmate passing by.

As a result, Xu Zifeng didn't speak yet.

I saw that the female classmate who had just passed by the pig suddenly stopped, then looked back at the pig a few times, and asked, "Are you staring at that?" ”

Sao Zhu happily replied: "Usually a normal man will look at the parts of a girl, you don't know it, right?" ”

"Is this it?" The girl pointed to her breasts, then straightened up.

"Yo-heh." Sao Pig's eyes lit up, and then he glanced at Xu Zifeng, Xu Zifeng shrugged his shoulders, looking like he would do whatever he wanted. Then the pig looked at the girl with a smile, and whispered: "Beauty, are you interested in the little bed of friendship?" ”

"What do you mean?" The girl was a little confused.

"This..."Sao Pig rubbed his hands, then laughed a few times, and then continued: "To put it simply, I just asked you if you had an appointment?" ”

"So you want to make a date." The girl suddenly realized.

"Yes, yes, that's what it means, rest assured, I'm definitely not a fast man." Sao Pig said with a serious face.

"That's right—" The girl hesitated.

As soon as he saw the opportunity, he immediately said: "Don't worry, I'm very gentle, and the skills are very good, or you leave me a phone number, and we'll go to have supper after the party is over in a while, after all, it's manual work, I need to be full before I have the strength to work." ”

At this time, the expression on Xu Zifeng's face suddenly became a little strange, because he had just inadvertently caught a fleeting disgust in the girl's eyes, and there was no need to think about it, the final date of the pig would definitely end in failure.

But he saw that the pig was chatting so energetically, so he simply stood aside and watched quietly.

The result was not what he expected.

The girl suddenly raised her leg and kicked on the calf of the pig, and then scolded with disgust: "Ask your mother to go, and when I see your fat pork, my mother feels disgusted and wants to vomit." ”

Sao Pig didn't expect the girl to kick it at all, he didn't have any defense at all before, so he was kicked squarely.

"Whew!"

The pig exhaled in pain.

"Stupid."

The girl left this sentence and said "bah" in front of the two of them, then turned around and left triumphantly, and soon disappeared from the crowd.

"Nima, it hurts me to death." The pig grinned.

"You deserve it, you're still wearing long sleeves and pants in this weather, and you dare to tease the girl who is wrapped up tightly, who will you kick if you don't kick?" After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he couldn't help but be happy.

"I see that she is in good shape, and her face is medium to high, so I can't help but want to try it." Sao Pig muttered, and then said hatefully: "Damn, I hate others to say that I am a fat pork, and I eat her rice?" If I hadn't beaten a woman, I would have slapped her twice. ”

"Okay, don't be this, who told you that you can't control your mouth? It's only been a few years since you've been fat like this? After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he waved his hand, and without waiting for the pig to speak, he continued: "You call the little white face and ask where they are now." ”

"Hmm."

Sao Pig took out the phone and called Xiao Bai Face, and it rang until the end, but the other party didn't answer the phone, and Sao Pig said helplessly: "He doesn't answer." ”

Xu Zifeng said: "It's so noisy here, maybe I didn't hear it, forget it, let's just find a place to sit down and watch." ”

"Brother Feng, there are just two empty seats there." Sao Pig stretched out his hand and pointed to the left front, Xu Zifeng looked in the direction he pointed, and sure enough, there were two empty positions, and there were people next to him.

And the most important thing is that the people sitting on the left and right, judging from the back and hairstyle, are undoubtedly girls.

Xu Zifeng glanced at the pig meaningfully, and the pig smiled and said, "Don't ink, if you don't go over, there will be no place for you." ”

Xu Zifeng nodded, to be honest, he had to admire the eyesight of the pig, in such a chaotic and poorly lit place, he could see the two vacant seats at a glance, and there were girls next to him.

The two of them walked to the empty seat and sat down without saying a word.

"Sorry, there's someone here."

The girl sitting next to Xu Zifeng saw that the two of them sat down without asking, and immediately said with disgust on her face.

"Someone here?" Xu Zifeng glanced at her.

Because it was dark and the surrounding lights were not enough, he couldn't see the girl's detailed appearance clearly, but the general outline could still be seen clearly, judging by Xu Zifeng's countless experience in flirting with girls, more than 80% of them were a beauty.

"Well, there's someone, please let me go." The tone of the girl's speech is not very good.

"I didn't see anyone, thank you." Xu Zifeng paused for a moment, and then continued: "Also, this is the school court, as a student of Kunming University, I have the right to sit here, if your friend comes and there is no place to sit, I personally don't mind holding you, or you want to sit on me." ”

"You..."

"By the way, you smell good, I like it."

"Shameless."

"Hooligans."