As soon as the monkey's words fell, the-spraying man who had just raised his foot and was about to leave suddenly looked at the monkey with a shocked face, and asked in disbelief: "You, you let me lick his shoes?" ”

The monkey sneered: "You spit out the phlegm on Xu Zifeng's shoes, right?" ”

The squirting man nodded.

The monkey said again: "Then I let you lick it, is it wrong?" ”

"Grass, your mother, just see it, don't get an inch, you know?" Before the spit-squirting man could speak, the people behind him couldn't stand it anymore.

At the same time, Xu Zifeng walked over and patted the monkey on the shoulder, and then said to the spitting man: "Dude, my classmate is joking with you, it's okay, isn't it just a mouthful of phlegm?" I'll just find a piece of paper to wipe it off later, so I don't need you to lick it. ”

Hearing this, the-spraying man looked at Xu Zifeng, then at the monkey, and finally looked at Xu Zifeng again, and said, "Next time, I won't underestimate the enemy, it's just a fluke that you win me." ”

Leaving this sentence, the spit-squirting man left with a disgraced face.

After a group of them walked out of the Internet café, the monkey looked at Xu Zifeng and asked, "Xu Zifeng, what are you doing?" Why not let him lick it? That's what he threw up, I let him lick it, is it wrong? ”

"I know your kindness, I understand it, okay, this issue is over now, don't discuss it. You're rich now, invite us to a beer and supper, no problem, right? Xu Zifeng smiled.

As soon as it came to eating, Sao Pig couldn't help but touch his belly and shouted: ", Brother Feng didn't say that I didn't feel hungry, as soon as I said it, I felt hungry, let's go for a walk and eat supper." ”

"Sao Pig, you have eaten the most for dinner, how long has it been since you were hungry?" Dong Xiaojun asked in surprise.

"What do you know, I have a good stomach and fast digestion, and what you eat is still slowly turning into in your stomach." Sao Pig pouted.

"......" A group of people looked at him speechlessly.

In the end, a few people checked out and left the Longteng Internet Café, and found a barbecue stall near the school for supper.

Within half an hour, a dozen bottles of wine were drunk.

A few old men are together, and if they drink too much, they will inevitably can't help but brag a few words.

I only heard the monkey burp and said with a drunken face: "Brothers, I... I'm telling you, just... If it hadn't been... It's not that Xu Zifeng is cowardly, I... I'm sure I'll let that stray hair lick his feet, you... Do you believe it? ”

Originally, the atmosphere was very good, a few people just met today, a class, a dormitory, and they will be together for a few years in the future, when drinking, everyone is chatting happily, even if they occasionally blow two sentences, everyone listens to it as a joke.

But the monkey's words made the pleasant atmosphere fall silent.

For a while, everyone put down the wine glasses in their hands and stared at the red-faced monkey.

"Look, what am I doing? Am I not right? Seriously, don't believe it, when it was 5v5 before, it was... It's my own carelessness, otherwise I wouldn't have lost to him, even... Even Xu Zifeng's foot-picking skills can win him, and I can definitely ...... It can easily beat him in fancy ways. "When the monkey spoke, he already had some big tongues, and he was obviously getting drunk.

"Okay monkey, you're drunk, put down the wine and don't drink it." Dong Xiaojun saw that the monkey not only did not thank Xu Zifeng for helping him regain his dignity, but also picked his feet at Xu Zifeng's skills, he saw that the faces of the pigs were wrong, and wanted to say something to stop him from continuing to talk nonsense.

But the monkey didn't appreciate it, and saw the monkey glaring at him, and then pointed at himself and said, "I'm drunk? What are you kidding, I... I'm a big drinker, so if I just order beer, will I get drunk? And what I said is right, you haven't seen Xu Zifeng's skills, and you have personally experienced my skills, do you think I'm not as good as Xu Zifeng? ”

"Monkey, can you fucking say a word of conscience? If Xu Zifeng hadn't helped you, you would have been humiliated and couldn't even lift your head, not only did you not thank Xu Zifeng, but you also pretended to be crazy and sarcastic here? If you can't drink, go back to your dorm and sleep on your own, and don't spoil the fun here. Pan Daming said angrily.

"Whose interest am I? Yes? Fuck, I bought this wine with my money, I can drink it if I want to, and if I don't drink it, I'll fuck off. The monkey roared with red eyes.

"Grass, I can't drink it anymore, you drink it yourself, I'm leaving." Pan Daming swept the wine glass on the table to the ground, and with a "pop", the glass slag flew everywhere, and then he saw him get up and leave angrily.

"I can't drink this wine anymore." Dong Xiaojun got up and glanced at the monkey, then sighed and turned to leave.

"Monkey, you don't deserve to be our brother, your belly is too small to allow others to be better than you." Xiaobaimian also stood up, then looked at Xu Zifeng and Sao Zhu, who had not spoken, and asked, "I'm going back to the dormitory too, do you two want to go together?" ”

Xu Zifeng shrugged his shoulders indifferently and said: "Okay, anyway, I'm almost drunk, tomorrow night the school will hold a welcome party, I have to be full of energy to see the beauties, before I came, I heard that many of our senior sisters at Kunming University have great talents and are versatile." ”

", look at the beauty, think about it, he's excited, I want it too, I want the beauty too, hehe." Sao Pig shouted.

"Don't you want your new buddy anymore?" Xu Zifeng got up and smiled.

"As long as I want to, that kind of goods is inexhaustible, and I have to change my taste after a long time, soak a beautiful girl school or something, that's challenging." The pig smirked.

"Haha."

In the end, Xiaobaimian and Xu Zifeng left the barbecue stall together, leaving the monkey sitting alone.

After the three of them walked out of more than a dozen steps, Xiao Bai's face looked back at the monkey's lonely back with some unbearability, and suddenly sighed and said: "I really didn't expect the monkey to be so jealous, Xu Zifeng, don't take the words that the monkey said just now, don't go to your heart, he drank too much." ”

Xu Zifeng smiled and said: "We are all young people, it's normal to be competitive, it's okay, I won't take it to heart." ”

Xiaobai glanced at Xu Zifeng with some surprise, and said, "I really didn't expect you to be so open-minded, if it were me, I would definitely slap him a few times." And I didn't expect that you were hiding so deeply, it turns out that you are the real god. ”

"I'm not a god, I'm just lucky, by the way, how can you have a nickname for a little white face?" Xu Zifeng changed the subject.

Xiaobai glanced at Xu Zifeng meaningfully, and then continued the topic, and before he knew it, several people returned to the dormitory.

"Why are they all back?" Pan Daming, who had just come out of the bathroom, saw Xu Zifeng and a few people walking into the dormitory, and asked in a daze.

"Well, I'm almost done, and I'm back." Xu Zifeng explained.

Then the little white face pouted and said, "You are all gone, why do we continue to stay there?" Listen to the monkey's nonsense and insult Xu Zifeng? ”

"I can't listen to it anyway." Dong Xiaojun sat on the edge of the bed and said.

"Okay, let's stop discussing this topic, the monkey is just drinking too much and talking nonsense, and it won't get in the way." Xu Zifeng changed into his slippers and was about to go to the bathroom to wash his feet.

Pan Daming nodded and said, "Prime Minister Xu Zifeng can still hold the boat in his belly." By the way, why are there used sleeves in the trash can in the bathroom? Which of you uses it? ”

"Me, it's for me, hey, hey, hey..."Sao Pig quickly raised his hand and said.

"Damn, when did you use it?" Dong Xiaojun became interested.

"At noon, before you came to the dormitory." Sao Pig said quite proudly.

"Nima, you're so disgusting, you have to wear a condom when you hide in the toilet?" Pan Daming looked at the pig with disgust.

"Who said they masturbated? Damn, can I get a shot at noon? Sao Pig hurriedly explained.

"What's that? A shot? Really? ”

Several people's eyes widened, and they stared at the pig one after another in surprise.

"Hehe, I made an appointment when I was wandering around the school at noon, and I thought it would be too expensive to open a room outside, so I brought the dormitory." The pig curled the corners of his mouth triumphantly.

"Such a cow? How do you make an appointment, teach me? Dong Xiaojun's face was full of envy.

"Tell my brother about the experience, I've been single for eighteen years, and I have nowhere to vent my anger." Pan Daming shouted.

"No, this is my pickling girl nirvana, ancestral and can't be easily taught." Sao Pig sold the guanzi.

"If you don't say it, I'll sleep with you tonight." The little white face said shyly.

"On the top floor."

"I'll too, if you dare not say it, tonight, the three of us will share the bed with you, and ask if you are afraid."

"Damn, you're disgusting." Sao Pig raised his middle finger.

Seeing a few people making a mess, Xu Zifeng smiled and walked into the bathroom to wash his feet.

This night, everyone didn't go to bed until late, anyway, there will be no classes tomorrow, no need to get up early, all night, everyone is lying in bed and listening carefully to the pig and explaining to them how to pick up girls.

Dong Xiaojun and the others were fascinated by what they heard.

Until late at night, several people were so sleepy that they fell asleep unconsciously, and they didn't see the monkey come back.

The next morning, Xu Zifeng and the others got up to find that it was already past ten o'clock, and when they washed up and prepared to go out to eat, they found that the monkey's bed was still empty.

That is, the monkey did not return to the dormitory all night.

"Which of you has a monkey phone? He didn't come back all night, could something happen? Little White Face said worriedly.

Xu Zifeng and the others glanced at each other, and then they all shook their heads.

Yesterday everyone forgot to leave each other's phone numbers.

Just when a few people didn't know what to do, the dormitory door was suddenly opened, and they saw the monkey with messy hair and dusty walking in.

He had just entered the door when a disgusting smell of wine hit his nose.