Although Xu Zifeng is a master in the dating world and has extremely rich experience, it is the first time he has encountered this situation today.

Obviously, everything is fine, and the process is slowly moving in a very good direction.

Seeing that it will be exciting immediately.

But the ending left him at a loss.

Or rather, he panicked.

Yes, he panicked, the bathroom door was still open at this time, there were a lot of people in the Internet café, and I saw two eighteen or nineteen-year-old girls turning to him from the aisle hand in arm, obviously coming to the toilet.

Then, he sat on the toilet in his panties, and was in full view of the two girls.

"Ahh

The two girls screamed in unison.

Xu Zifeng hurriedly got up, and then closed the door in a panic.

Immediately after, there was a conversation outside.

"What's going on?"

"Network manager, there's an exhibitionist in the toilet."

"yes, what a pervert, I'm going to call the police."

"Won't it?"

"Really, if you don't believe it, go and see it yourself, it's in the middle pavilion."

Xu Zifeng had completely reacted at this time, and he understood that he had capsized in the gutter, was teased, and was put on a show by the stinky girl.

"Damn, don't let me meet you." Xu Zifeng scolded hatefully.

"Knock knock!"

"Excuse me, is there anyone in there?"

At this time, there was an inquiry voice outside the door, this voice Xu Zifeng heard familiarly, and he quickly remembered that this person had helped him open a card before, and he was one of the network managers of this Internet café.

"Someone." Xu Zifeng responded.

"Oh, so are you done with the bathroom?" The webmaster asked politely.

"Not yet."

Xu Zifeng secretly laughed bitterly a few times, and then couldn't help but recall the scene just now, the more he thought about it, the more he felt like a fool.

The woman's performance was so active, it was clear that there was a problem.

"Hey, the Tao is still a little worse."

Xu Zifeng looked at his almost slippery lower body, both angry and helpless.

Hunting geese all year round, I didn't expect to be pecked blind by geese today.

At this time, the voice of the network administrator came from outside the door: "Sir, are you alright?" ”

"Whisk a fart? Nima, don't you urge marriage and debt collection to eat and, haven't you heard of it? Xu Zifeng replied very unhappily.

It may be that the network administrator sensed that he was angry from his tone, and suddenly lost his voice.

After Xu Zifeng stayed in the toilet for a few minutes, he wanted to go crazy, his phone and wallet were all in his trouser pocket, but they were all taken away by the woman at once.

He just wanted to find someone to help him now, but there was nothing he could do.

"What to do?"

"Nima, what the is going on?"

"Bang bang bang, bang..."

When Xu Zifeng was trying to find a way to solve the predicament, he suddenly received a quick and sudden knock on the door, which immediately startled him.

Xu Zifeng was just about to open his mouth to scold his mother, when another teenager's voice came from outside the door: "Is there anyone inside, damn, open the door, I can't hold it back." ”

Xu Zifeng didn't reply immediately.

"Bang bang."

"Bang bang."

The doors of the other bathrooms were also knocked on by the man one after another.

"Come out and let me get on, I can't hold it anymore, I'm going to squirt."

"Hurry, hurry."

"God, I really can't hold it back."

Xu Zifeng remained silent, he can't protect himself now, he can't go out in his underwear and give him the bathroom, right?

"Ahh

"Come out."

"What the hell am I... Hold... No... Live... Finish. ”

"Poof".

Xu Zifeng clearly heard a "poof" sound inside, and it didn't take long for a strong smell of feces to fill the air, and then panicked into his nose.

"it."

Xu Zifeng scolded in shock, and then could only silently say sorry to the brother who couldn't help but "spit" outside in his pants in his heart.

"Ahh

There was a scream of shame and grief outside.

"That's right, Sassy Pig."

Xu Zifeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he secretly scolded himself for being stupid, why did he forget about the pig at a critical moment? He hurriedly shouted loudly outside the door: "Network management, network management." ”

"What's the matter?" The webmaster's voice was strange, with a thick nasal tone, and it was clear that he was covering his mouth and nose with his hands.

"Brother, borrow my phone to make a call, okay?" Xu Zifeng suddenly became very polite and said, you're welcome, after all, he has something to ask for now.

"You don't have a phone yourself, huh?"

"My phone accidentally fell into the toilet and couldn't turn it on."

"Really?"

"Brother, what am I lying to you for? I'm in the toilet, I can't hide in the toilet with your phone for the rest of my life, right? ”

Xu Zifeng's words were very reasonable, and the network administrator hesitated for a moment, then agreed to lend him the phone.

Xu Zifeng opened the door a crack, and when he took the phone, he saw a particularly exciting scene outside.

The earth is full of... Excrement.

"it."

Xu Zifeng hurriedly closed the door, and then relied on his memory to call five or six times in a row to dial the number correctly.

The phone rang a few times, and the other party was connected.

Before Xu Zifeng could speak, a woman's low and excited pant came from the earpiece.

"Ahh

"Ahh Yikes... Don't stop. ”

"Badass, don't stop, do your best, enjoy..."

“......”

Xu Zifeng asked tentatively on the phone: "Sassy pig? ”

"Whew... Who are you? Damn, Lao Tzu is doing business, if there is no reason to satisfy me, Lao Tzu is all over your family. ”

"I'm a grass mud horse, I'm your maple father." When Xu Zifeng heard the other party's voice, he suddenly yelled angrily.

"Brother Feng?"

"Ahh Ahh

"Ah, your sister? Brother Feng called me, shut up. ”

"Brother Feng, whose mobile phone do you use?"

"Brother capsized in the gutter, don't talk nonsense, where are you now?" Xu Zifeng asked.

"Dorm restroom."

"You are grassy, and you can even save the money for opening a house. It's better to go to my suitcase and grab a pair of pants, and then come to the internet café in front of the school to find me and give you five minutes. ”

"Brother Feng, why do you want pants? You didn't wear anything when you went out? I'm getting down to business now, it's not over yet, so wait..."

Before the other party finished speaking, Xu Zifeng scolded angrily: "Wait for your sister, you will give you five minutes, and when you arrive, you will come directly to the bathroom to find me, and if you don't come, think about the consequences." ”

After speaking, Xu Zifeng hung up the phone directly.

"Brother, don't use my phone to make long-distance calls, I'm a city package, long-distance thieves are expensive, and I can't afford to hurt my dick." The webmaster reminded outside.

"No, I'm in the city." While Xu Zifeng responded to him, he hurriedly deleted all the call records from other provinces that he had just made a mistake.

"Then I'll be relieved." After the network manager finished speaking, Xu Zifeng heard the network manager say again: "Dude, your is too exaggerated, right?" ”

“...”

Xu Zifeng waited in the toilet for about five or six minutes with a melancholy expression, and at this time, an extremely familiar voice suddenly came from outside.

"Oops my mom, it stinks, who's pooping in their pants? Brother Feng, where are you, Brother Feng, are you falling in your crotch? ”

After hearing this person's voice, Xu Zifeng exhaled with relief, only to see a sneer on the corner of his mouth, now is not the time to worry about him.

"I'm in the toilet." Xu Zifeng shouted.

"My goodness, why is there all on the ground? Dude, what are you crying on the ground? The ground is full of, don't you see? ”

Xu Zifeng opened the door angrily, looked at him and said, "Bring it." ”

"Brother Feng, you..."

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Xu Zifeng snatched his pants directly from his hand, and then closed the door with a "bang".

Half a minute later, Xu Zifeng put on his pants and walked out of the bathroom.

Before, he only glanced through the crack in the door, and he couldn't see it all, but now when he came out, he saw that the bathroom door was extremely spectacular.

Disgusting, squirting all over the floor.

At this time, he suddenly remembered the sentence before, when he swore to 'long legs and big breasts', he lost the sentence of eating, fresh.

Immediately after, he couldn't help but glance at the all over the ground, and then swallowed the spit with a "grunt".

Even for a person with strong psychological qualities like him, at this moment, his stomach couldn't help but churn.

He could only quickly cover his mouth and nose, and then glanced at the flat-headed young man who was sitting on the ground silently in pain, at this time, the network manager who lent the mobile phone to Xu Zifeng walked over in a hurry, and behind him, there were two cleaning aunts wearing masks.

"Hurry up, clean up here, remember to clean up, be sure to spray air freshener, otherwise the smell will drift to the Internet area after a while, if the boss knows, you will definitely be scolded."

"Dude, sorry, I really couldn't come out just now."

Xu Zifeng apologized to the flat-headed young man who was sitting on the ground crying silently, and then looked at the network administrator, and while returning the phone to him, he also said thank you.

In the end, Xu Zifeng asked Sao Pig for ten yuan and handed it to the network administrator.

The webmaster looked puzzled.

Xu Zifeng smiled and said: "Brother, I lied to you just now, I accidentally made a few long-distance calls, this money is the phone bill, thank you, by the way, help me settle the account, No. 81 machine in Area C." ”

"Dude, wait a minute, just now two female customers said you were exhibitionist..."

Xu Zifeng lowered his head and didn't pay attention to the network manager, but left the Internet café in a hurry.

Before walking out of the Internet café, a ashamed exclamation suddenly came from behind the two of them: "Damn, it's over, I forgot that my teammates were waiting for me to play in the group." ”

Then the frightened voice of the network administrator came: "Dude... Dude, you... What are you doing? You can't go over. ”