"Don't stop me."

"Dude, calm down, listen to me, you really can't go to the Internet area right now."

"Damn, my teammates are waiting for me to play in the group, get out of the way."

“......”

What happened next at the door of the Internet café toilet, whether the network administrator let the "-spraying man" go to the Internet area to meet his teammates, Xu Zifeng and the others are unknown, because they left the Internet café.

After coming out, the two walked towards the school, and on the way, Xu Zifeng frowned and said nothing.

This time, the person who forcibly gave up "serious things" to help him was called Xu Yin, nicknamed Sao Pig, and the reason why he was called Sao Pig was because of others.

Of course, there is another reason, Xu Yin worships PDD madly, and because of this, he gave himself the nickname Sao Pig, which is the same nickname as his idol.

Who is PDD?

The most sassy pig in the League of Legends, as long as he can play League of Legends, no matter whether he is male or female, who doesn't know him?

In particular, the "ghost animal" video specially made for PDD is small.

That's what makes "Sao" out of the realm.

"That's right, Brother Feng."

Seeing that Xu Zifeng hadn't spoken, Sao Pig couldn't help but speak, only to hear him ask: "Didn't you say that you should find your own prey and make your own cannon?" , good and decent, why did you lose your pants? I remember you left with your pants on. ”

When Xu Zifeng heard this, he suddenly stopped, he calmly looked at the pig twice, paused for a few seconds, and then said: "The pig, I said that the pants were robbed by a woman, do you believe it?" ”

"What's that? Pants snatched by a woman? Sao Pig squinted his eyes and looked stunned. Because of his weight, he has a lot of fat on his face, so his facial features look smaller.

Especially the eyes, especially when he squinted, the two eye sockets were almost sunk into the flesh, and the eyes were almost completely invisible, and then only the mouth and nose and two thick black eyebrows could be seen, which was the most sassy.

"Hmm." Xu Zifeng nodded.

"Hahaha, Brother Feng, are you kidding me? Even I, a primary school student in the dating world, fired the first shot of our college days, but you told me that you were robbed of your pants by a woman? The pig's mouth opened wide, and the fat on his face trembled.

"Lao Tzu is making you a fart, don't let me meet this stinky woman, by the way, come with me tomorrow to reapply for ID cards and bank cards." Xu Zifeng gritted his teeth and said.

"Tut-tut."

Sao Pig reached out and touched his chin, squinted his eyes and said, "I really want to see what kind of woman can snatch your pants." ”

After Sao Zhu finished speaking, he waved his hand indifferently and said: "Brother Feng, if you want to take revenge, let's wait until the next time you have a chance to meet, go back to the dormitory and meet your new classmates, and then go to eat, I'm hungry." ”

"There were so many fresh ones just now, and I didn't see you eating them?" Xu Zifeng glared at him angrily, and then the two of them went back to the dormitory.

As soon as the two of them arrived at the door of the dormitory, before they could open the door, they heard a burst of "lewd" laughter from inside the dormitory.

The two glanced at each other, Sao Pig stretched out his hand and pushed the door open, Xu Zifeng saw four more strangers in the dormitory at a glance, only to see three of them crowded into a bed, the one in the middle was holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the three of them were staring at the mobile phone with a spring heart.

The other, who wore glasses, was lying on the phone while lying on the bed.

The two of them walked into the dormitory, and among the three people, one of them was thin, sallow, and like a monkey, and beckoned desperately to the two of them and said, "You two are also from the 511 dormitory?" Come on, come on, cool stuff, come and watch together. ”

"Suck, this figure..."

"Nima, I'm almost overwhelmed by a hundred battles."

Xu Zifeng and Sao Zhu glanced at each other, the two of them didn't speak, but walked to them silently, what were they looking at, in fact, Xu Zifeng guessed a rough idea in his heart, and he was very sure.

When he saw the screen of his mobile phone, a smile appeared on his face.

Sao Pig exclaimed: "Ouch, Long Zemeia's first film has come out?" Where do you go to find seeds? ”

Without waiting for them to speak, Sao Zhu stretched out his hand and pushed Xu Zifeng and said: "Brother Feng, let go, Mia Long Ze, the super goddess in my heart, the seeds of her first film are hard to find." ”

Before Xu Zifeng could speak, he was squeezed away by the fat body of the pig.

"What the hell is this a dormitory dick." Xu Zifeng said a word and walked away, he was not in the mood to watch the film now, and the sullenness in his heart was still holding back.

Half an hour later, a group of guys finally finished.

"Cool."

"I really want to right now."

"Damn, don't it, it's disgusting."

"Brothers, don't make trouble, the film has been watched, and the people in our dormitory have arrived, I think it's better to introduce each other first."

"That's a good idea."

"I'll come first." Whether it is his figure or appearance, the man who looks like a monkey patted his chest and said, "Brothers, my name is Feng Er, you can call me a monkey." ”

After the monkey finished speaking, the person who was holding the mobile phone just now took the initiative to pick it up and said, "Brothers, my name is Li Xiaobai, you can call me Xiaobaimian." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Zifeng and the others were obviously stunned for a moment.

At this time, Li Xiaobai suddenly took out a palm-sized mirror from his pocket and looked at it, and when he looked in the mirror, Xu Zifeng noticed that Li Xiaobai's hand holding the mirror was pinching the orchid finger.

Looking at his fair skin and the sissy when he spoke just now, Xu Zifeng suddenly couldn't help but ask: "Are you gay?" ”

As soon as Xu Zifeng's voice fell, everyone was shocked.

"Fart, I like women." Li Xiaobai hurriedly explained.

"That's fine." Xu Zifeng breathed a sigh of relief, he was afraid that Li Xiaobai was really a homosexual, what if he was blown up one night in the future?

Next, let's continue to introduce ourselves.

After some introductions, everyone got to know each other.

The other two, one is named Pan Daming, who watched the film with Li Xiaobai and them just now.

One is named Dong Xiaojun, who was lying on the bed on the phone just now, and the one who wore glasses.

"Brother, have you packed your luggage? Let's go, let's meet for the first time, we should go into the restaurant to have a rich meal, I'll have a treat. Li Xiaobai said very arrogantly, but unfortunately there is always a sissy taste between his words and demeanor.

"That's a good feeling, I'm dying of hunger." The pig smashed his mouth.

Someone invited a treat, of course Xu Zifeng would not refuse, and it happened that he had no money on him now, so the six of them left the dormitory together and came to the school gate to find a restaurant that seemed to be doing a good business.

Due to the reports of new students in the past few days, the school has not officially started, and when the six of them eat, of course, they will inevitably have a few sips.

During the banquet, several people chatted and chatted, and naturally talked about the topic of games, and when it came to games, the monkey was the first to ask: "How many brothers will play League of Legends, right?" ”

"Nonsense, how embarrassing it is to not be able to play League of Legends in this era?" Pan Daming sneered and hurriedly responded.

"Indeed, what rank are you now?" The monkey asked with a smile on his face.

"Gold One, District One." The corners of Pan Daming's mouth raised, and he said proudly.

"One district gold one? That's right, if this is in the suburbs, at least it's about five skills, right? Li Xiaobai interjected with envy on his face.

"It must be dropped." Seeing Li Xiaobai's envious look, the expression on Pan Daming's face became even more proud.

The monkey nodded, then looked at Xu Zifeng, Sao Pig, Dong Xiaojun asked, "Aren't the three of you all aware?" ”

Dong Xiaojun lowered his eyes and said, "I know a little, but I don't have a good time." ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't play well, which district are you? Brother will take you to the point in the future, I dare not say that I will take you to the king master, at least there should be no problem with suburban diamonds. The monkey smiled confidently.

"Wow, monkey, what rank are you? So awesome? Pan Daming was shocked.

"Zone 1 diamond two, it's barely strong." The monkey replied with a slight humility, and then immediately caused an exclamation.

"Damn, so strong?"

"Monkey, you will take me to score in the future."

"Wori, I didn't expect that there would be a second master in our dormitory?" Sao Pig was also shocked, and after he exclaimed, he couldn't help but look at Xu Zifeng beside him.

Xu Zifeng also glanced at him, and at this time the monkey took the initiative to raise his glass and said: "Brothers, I won't blow it, anyway, we will be brothers in the future, don't worry, I will definitely bring you all diamonds one by one, this is what I said from the monkey, if I don't do it, I am raised by a dog, cheers." ”

"Haha, monkey, that's what you said, I've been playing for three years, and it's silver five every year, I'm just waiting for you to take me and pretend to take me to fly, come on, cheers, my brothers won't get drunk today." Sao Pig smiled and raised the wine glass in his hand.