Chapter 023: Too Fat, And Ugly! (Ask for recommendation votes)
"Brother Feng, you are my brother, my brother, the relationship between the two of us, even if the sea is rotten, it will not change, I know you will definitely help me." Sao Pig said seriously.
"Okay, I'll try it for you, old rules, I don't guarantee success." After Xu Zifeng left this sentence speechlessly, he walked in the direction of the crowd of onlookers.
"Brother Feng, you can do it."
Xu Zifeng didn't look back, and when he got closer, he heard many people in the crowd talking in whispers.
"Do you know who this man is?"
"I don't know."
"It's supposed to be a freshman this year, right?"
"I guess so, anyway, I haven't seen him before, and his skills, I feel like I can compete with Xing Zhuoxing, the president of the e-sports club."
"Can't you?"
"Who says you can't? Guess what segment of the ranking he took his sister to? ”
"You know?"
"I think it's between platinum and diamond."
"Hehe, you guys are wrong, big mistake, I just glanced at their game ID, and then checked it with the phone box, they are playing the strongest king double row."
"And it's also District 1."
"What?"
"The strongest king?"
"Zone 1?"
"Oh my God."
"Suck ......"
A cry of exclamation sounded one after another, they never expected that the man and woman in front of them turned out to be the strongest king.
No, to be precise, the male is the strongest king, and as for the female, in their opinion, the level should not reach the level of the strongest king, at most it is just a diamond.
Xu Zifeng stood outside and took all these words into his ears, and he was also slightly surprised in his heart, the strongest king in the first district is in the double row?
This level of ranking is already high-end in the national service, and this man can actually get five kills with residual blood in the high-end ranking?
And with a sister.
It seems that the technology should be strong.
Xu Zifeng secretly guessed at the same time, and gently squeezed through the crowd, saying that he was embarrassed. The person he pushed away just glared at him a few times and didn't say anything.
When he squeezed through the crowd, he found that the man and the woman were still in line.
That's right, the most frustrating thing about the high-end ranking is to queue up, and when you encounter bad luck, you may not be able to line up for half an hour.
"What are you doing, classmate? I saw you squeeze in once, and now you're coming again? Do you have nothing to do? In the end, some people were dissatisfied with Xu Zifeng's behavior.
"I'm sorry, I have something to look for her." Xu Zifeng stretched out his hand and pointed at the girl's back. At this time, someone suddenly sneered and asked, "Do you like her?" ”
Xu Zifeng smiled and didn't answer, then reached out and gently patted the girl on the shoulder. The girl turned her head with headphones on, and when she saw Xu Zifeng looking at him, she asked suspiciously, "Is there something wrong?" ”
Xu Zifeng pointed to her headphones.
The girl took off the headphones knowingly and said, "What's the matter?" ”
Xu Zifeng said with a sad face: "Hello, I'm sorry to bother you." I have a good brother who is seriously ill, and he has a wish that has not been fulfilled now, I wonder if you can help him? ”
"That's right." The girl hesitated for a few seconds, then asked, "What can I do?" ”
"You don't have to do anything, just give me your phone number." After Xu Zifeng finished speaking, he took out his phone and put it in front of the girl.
"Cut."
"Nima."
"This classmate, are you using your brother's life to pick up girls?"
There was a burst of boos and disdain from the crowd of onlookers.
Xu Zifeng didn't hear it, but continued to stare at the girl and said, "You are so beautiful, you must have a good heart, I believe you will help my brother fulfill his wish, right?" ”
"Huh?"
The girl was obviously at a loss, and just when she didn't know what to do, the boy who had never spoken suddenly spoke indifferently.
He didn't say a word back.
"Get out."
"Classmate, you better go quickly, your brother is seriously ill and should go to the hospital, even if the sister gives him the phone number, it won't cure his illness."
"Yes."
"I think your brother's illness must be serious, right? Unrequited love? ”
"I think it's an acute paranoia that a toad wants to eat swan meat."
"Hahaha..."
“...”
After everyone's ridicule gradually faded, the girl glanced at Xu Zifeng apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, my brother doesn't agree." ”
"Okay."
Xu Zifeng nodded helplessly, in this case, if you want to get the girl's contact information, it is no longer a problem.
He was going to give up, anyway, judging from the situation he used to help Sao Pig ask for the girl's contact information, there were occasional misses, so he could only say that he tried his best.
But thinking of the sao pig's appearance of dying or living, he felt unbearable, the two of them have been good brothers for more than ten years, if he can help, he will definitely try his best to help.
So he looked at the girl with a shy smile and asked, "Then give me a WeChat?" ”
As a result, the girl opened her mouth and didn't speak, her brother took off the headphones and looked back at Xu Zifeng with a cold face and said, "I'll let you go, are you deaf?" ”
"Brother, people don't have malicious intentions, don't worry, I won't give it to him." The girl glanced at her brother with some disgust, then looked at Xu Zifeng apologetically and said, "I'm sorry, I can't give you the phone number and WeChat, you better hurry up, my brother will be angry in a while, he doesn't allow me to talk to strangers." ”
As the saying goes, mud bodhisattvas have three points of fire, let alone people?
Xu Zifeng smiled shyly and spoke with great sincerity, but the other party's brother repeatedly told him to get out of public.
This makes everyone angry.
So Xu Zifeng sneered, looked at the boy and said: "Your sister is an adult, she has the right to make her own decisions and choices, she is such a big person, do you have to care about shit and pee?" ”
"There's a good show to watch."
"Tsk, choked, I don't know if I'll do it?"
"It's hard to say, I think we'd better step back, otherwise we won't have eyes in the fight, my handsome hairstyle can't be messed up, and I still have to date my girlfriend at night."
"Yes, yes, my sneakers are new."
The surrounding discussion sounded, the boy squinted coldly, and Xu Zifeng's mouth also had a sneer.
“OK。”
The boy spoke, he glanced at the girl, then looked at Xu Zifeng and said, "I want my sister's contact information, okay, can you play League of Legends?" ”
Xu Zifeng nodded, at this time he had roughly guessed what the other party wanted to do.
"It's simpler. We're in a solo game now, and if you win, I'll give my sister's contact information with both hands, and as long as she's willing, you can socialize..."
As soon as the boy talked about dating, Xu Zifeng hurriedly interrupted him: "You misunderstood, it's not my sister's contact information, it's my brother." ”
"Then let your brother come and follow me SOLO, it's easy to say anything if you win, if you lose, please get away."
The boy's words are hard to hear. But he is the girl's brother anyway, and it seems that he should be his own brother and sister, which is difficult.
Xu Zifeng hesitated for a moment, then shouted at the pig and them: "Come over here." ”
After more than ten seconds, the voice of the pig came from outside the crowd: "Brother Feng, I'm here, what do you want me to do?" ”
"Get out of the way,, I can't get in, get out of the way."
The pig roared angrily, full of momentum, and the onlookers suddenly retreated to both sides in fright, and the pig hurriedly came to Xu Zifeng and stopped.
"Him?" When the boy saw the appearance of the pig, he immediately frowned.
"Well, he's my brother." Xu Zifeng nodded.
"No, it's too fat." The boy shook his head, and then said with great disgust: "And it's ugly, I won't give him my sister's contact information, let alone let my sister associate with him, because... He doesn't deserve it. ”
As soon as the boy's voice fell, the pig was stunned for a moment.
As a result, before Xu Zifeng could speak, Sao Pig stretched out his hand and pointed at the boy and scolded: "Don't look down on people, do you think you're handsome?" I see you look like a piece of, grass. Also, what's wrong with me being fat? Did I eat your rice or drink your mother's milk? ”
"Besides, I like your sister, but I don't like you, she has grown up so big, what right do you have to interfere in her private life? Idiot. ”
After the sao pig crackled and scolded, without waiting for the other party to speak, he grabbed Xu Zifeng's hand and said: "Brother Feng, let's go, damn, I don't want to contact me, I would rather be arrogantly single than humble in love." ”
"Brother, have a backbone."
"That's a good point."
"Get out of here."
"Dogs look down on people."
"Who did we fat people provoke?"
After Sao Zhu pulled Xu Zifeng away, some of the onlookers expressed their support. Some expressed disgust.
After the two of them came over, the little white face and the monkey had already started the game, but they still asked how the situation was.
The pig was like a frosted eggplant, and the whole person was lying on the sofa with a blank eye, and he was like two people who were scolding before.
It was clear that he had just been a boiled duck with a hard beak.
Xu Zifeng smiled helplessly: "Just look at his appearance and know that he has failed, it's okay, just slow down." ”
The little white-faced people laughed a few times one after another, and originally wanted to say a few words to hurt the pig, but when they saw him looking like a dead pig now, they felt unbearable.
The monkey opened his mouth to comfort while playing a game: "Isn't it just a girl? There must be more beautiful girls in our school than her, so let's find another one. ”
"Haha, the monkey is right, we're all still single dogs, it's okay, at least now we all have a companion." Little White smiled with a smile.
"Don't be sad, you are allowed to rest for twenty minutes, and you will get in the car later." Pan Daming said.
After a few minutes, Xu Zifeng saw that the pig still didn't react, so he reached out and pushed him, and said with a smile: "Dead?" ”
"There is no love in life."
"Above." Xu Zifeng said.
"What?"
"Take you to do a big thing."
"What's the big deal?"
"They're all in District 1, and they should still be in the queue at the moment." Xu Zifeng smiled slightly.
"Wait for me to get on the number."