“......”

The little white-faced people looked at the excited pig for some reason, and they couldn't understand why the pig suddenly became so excited.

Could it be that Sao Pig knows these two people in front of him?

However, before they could continue to speculate, Xu Zifeng smiled angrily, then rolled his eyes and said: "You have to fall in love thousands of times a year, I can't figure out what type you like, and besides, if you like it, open your mouth, what are you afraid of?" ”

The girl's face is round, not the kind of fat round, but the kind of natural roundness, the eyes of the water spirit are like talking, the forehead is blocked by air bangs, the soft black hair is obediently draped over the shoulders, and the small mouth is slightly open and closed, which is both cute and very cute.

Even Xu Zifeng has read countless women, and she has almost never seen such a cute girl, she doesn't have to say anything, just standing like that can make people's hearts beat faster.

"No, Brother Feng, I'm dizzy, I'm stunned by her, it's so cute, it's really cute, I swear, she's the cutest girl I've ever seen, there's no one." Sao Pig leaned on Xu Zifeng with a coquettish expression, his eyes narrowed into a slit and stared at each other tightly.

"Network administrator, we are ranked five kills, thank you for receiving the award." The girl's voice was the same as before, as crisp as a silver bell.

After the girl finished speaking, she sat down again, never looking at Xu Zifeng and them from beginning to end, as if they didn't exist at all.

However, after listening to the other party's voice, the expression on his face became even more intoxicated, and he was like a foot-picking idiot.

"Who is this man? It's amazing. ”

"What's more? I've been standing behind me just now and watching them play.,This guy is basically 1v9.。 ”

"Really? So exaggerated? ”

"Exaggerated? Hehe, they continue to line up, if you don't believe it, just wait and see, and after a while, his operation will light up your dog's eyes. ”

"Day, can you put it a little more tactfully?"

“...”

At this time, a man and a woman put on headphones and continued to row in a double row, the network manager was a woman, she squeezed through the crowd with two bottles of Red Bull, and then put Red Bull on the table for two, and said: "The Internet fee has been charged, you can check it." ”

The woman nodded and said thank you.

Now the popularity of League of Legends can be described as popular all over the world, no matter where you go to the Internet café, there are almost no rewards for ranking five kills.

Such as internet fees, drinks, souvenirs, and more.

"Let's go, let's swipe the card and drive by ourselves, what's the point of standing here and watching people play?" Pan Daming waved his hand and said.

"Well, let's see if there's any back-to-back sitting." Dong Xiaojun nodded.

Xu Zifeng smiled, the pig kept leaning on him, he couldn't go, so he had to say: "I'm not your dish, it's useless for you to rely on me." ”

"Brother Feng, my legs are numb, carry me."

"Get out."

Xu Zifeng glared at him and pushed him away, this girl is now one hundred and fifty or sixty pounds, how can he carry it?

Several people exited the crowd and went to the front desk to swipe their cards, Dong Xiaojun had already found a row of empty planes sitting in a row, probably because many people were watching the man and woman, so they didn't have time to swipe the card to surf the Internet.

Xu Zifeng and a group of people swiped their cards, bought drinks, came to the computer and sat down to turn on the computer, Xu Zifeng saw that the pig looked lost and depressed, and suddenly couldn't help asking: ", are you here again this time?" ”

With his understanding of Sao Pig, as long as he is a beauty, when Sao Pig sees the other party for the first time, he will say that he is in love.

However, if there is no follow-up, he will forget it in a few days.

Just like Chen Meixi last night.

It was because he knew the pig that he didn't think so just now, but when he saw the pig's eyes were blank and he looked depressed, he guessed that the pig might be real this time.

"Brother Feng, her clear eyes have captured my heart, if I can't go to the little bed of friendship with her in this life, my future will fall into endless darkness and confusion." Sao Pig muttered.

"Fuck, fuck your uncle, dogs can't change their shit." After Xu Zifeng heard what he said, he immediately scolded unceremoniously.

"Slip of the tongue, if I can't marry her in this life, what's the point of me continuing to live?" Sao Pig's expression was serious, and his attitude was unprecedentedly serious.

"Really?"

"Well, I'm sure she's my true love."

"Let the horse go after you, you can find your true love, I say thank you for the girls who don't have to go to your friendship bed in the future." Xu Zifeng rolled his eyes.

"Sao Pig, if you see it, you will confess, what are you doing here?" Dong Xiaojun said while turning on the computer.

"That is, if you like it, you will confess, and if you fail to confess, you will be strong, and it will be a big deal to be arrested and sent to prison afterwards, and you don't have the courage to go to prison, and you dare to say that she is your true love?" The monkey scoffed.

"Don't stand here and talk without your back hurting,." Sao Pig glared at a few people.

"Sao Pig, aren't you particularly good at flirting with girls? Last night, he said that he would find a chance to show us in person.,Now the opportunity has come.,Go.,We'd love to see how powerful your flirting skills are.。 The little white face said as he looked at the mirror in his hand.

"You know a fart, this is my true love, not an ordinary flirtatious girl. And in the past, my nirvana used to flirt with my sister with money, no..."Sao Pig said that he was in the back, and suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly closed his mouth.

"What's that?"

"Flirting girl nirvana, with money?"

"Damn, pig, you can it, you used your own money to tease your sister, but let us go empty-handed, and clearly dig a pit for us to jump?"

The little white-faced people reacted very sensitively, and immediately found that the pig had said the wrong thing.

"No, listen to me, money is just an auxiliary prop, and the most important thing is to see the skill and personal ability." Sao Pig explained.

"Hehe, if I believe your explanation, I might as well believe that pigs will go up trees and dogs will lay eggs." Pan Daming sneered a few times.

"Pan Daming, the pigs in our village really have trees." Sao Pig said with a serious face.

"Get out."

"pig, you cheat on our feelings."

"I've been slapped in the face, and it's up to you."

Dong Xiaojun and the others obviously refused to let go of the pig easily, of course, this is not to blame a few of them for being angry, if you want to blame the pig himself, the pit has been buried, and he has to turn over the soil on it with his own hands.

This is called self-inflicted.

"Okay, good, brother, I was wrong, I cheated you, I admit it, I admit it. But now that I've met true love, brother, can I put other things aside for now? Don't worry, I'll make a toast to you later, okay? Sao Pig said with a sad face.

"That's pretty much it."

"Even if you still have the sincerity to repent."

"Let you go for now."

"Thank you, brothers." Sao Zhu shook his hand again and again, then looked at Xu Zifeng and said, "Brother Feng, do me a favor." ”

"No need to talk." Xu Zifeng is logging into QQ.

"If you don't listen to me, if you want you to help, you will refuse me."

"You want me to help you ask for your phone number, QQ, WeChat, Weibo, you think I don't know?" Xu Zifeng had an expression on his face that I had already seen through everything.

"Brother Feng still understands me, please." Sao Pig pleaded.

"No." Xu Zifeng refused again.

"If you don't help me, I'll go on a hunger strike, from today on, I won't eat, let me starve to death, anyway, if I can't get her, even if I have the whole world, I won't be happy, instead of living in pain, it's better to die happily."

"By the way, after I die, when you come home from vacation, remember to help me talk to my grandparents, just say that the little pigs are not filial, and they can't serve them in the future, they can't beat their backs, they can't help grandma boil water and soak their feet, and they can't push grandma to go for a walk..."

"The little pig is not filial..."

After the pig finished speaking, he saw tears as big as beans, which suddenly slipped quietly from the corners of his eyes, and rolled down his fat face to his chest.

"Okay, okay, don't say it. Damn, I'm convinced. Xu Zifeng stood up helplessly, and then looked at the pig and said with hatred: "If you want to say that you have a lot of experience in flirting with your sister, why haven't you changed a little after all these years?" Until now, I don't dare to ask the girl I like for contact information? ”

"Over the years, if I'm not mistaken, plus this time you have met a total of ninety-six true loves, every time you ask me to come forward to help you ask for contact information, is it really appropriate?"

The little white-faced people glanced at each other, and they were all speechless.

In fact, Xu Zifeng said it one less time, the real number of times should be ninety-seven times, he clearly remembered that the first time Sao Zhu met true love, it was when they were in the second semester of the first grade of junior high school, and the girl was in the next class.

For the first time in his life, Sao Pig fell in love with a girl, and when he confessed to a girl in that era, he didn't dare to tell the other party in person, he was looking for someone to help hand over the note.

But Sao Pig went the other way, which is a bit similar to the current Xu Zifeng. Sao Pig didn't write a confession letter, so he held a heart that looked at death as home, and then went to the girl's classroom to confess in public.

turned out to be very quiet, a very beautiful girl, and she was directly scared to cry by the public confession of the pig.

Sao Pig immediately became the target of that class, and everyone was punished. In the next few days, the girl she confessed to never dared to go to school.

Then after the news spread, the pig became a rat in the street of the whole school, and everyone shouted and beat it, and was called a parent by the teacher because of it.

Sao Pig's parents abandoned him since he was a child, and Sao Pig grew up with his grandmother, so his grandmother, who was over half a hundred years old, was invited to school by the teacher.

Then his classmates laughed and ridiculed him behind his back, saying that he was a fat pig, and the toad still wanted to eat swan meat?

Later, Sao Pig suffered from mild depression, if it weren't for Xu Zifeng's care for two consecutive months, as well as constant enlightenment and comfort, I'm afraid Sao Pig would have been terminally ill.

It was also since then that Sao Pig suffered from a strange disease, and he didn't dare to confess to the other party in person any girl he liked from the bottom of his heart.

Even if he asked the other party for contact information like now, he didn't have the courage.

Perhaps, he was afraid that the same thing would happen again.