An old man with gray hair and an apron on his body roared and said, "I know! I tinker with garbage on the ground floor every day, I know! This time, the charter woman sighed! ”

Then he recounted: "That day, I saw the charter woman squatting in the corner of the wall to choose leeks, and her voice was muttering (dialect, nasal sound), I suspected that she was crying, so I went over to see if there was anything wrong, and I saw that the charter woman had a big bag on the door of her head!" Bleeding tendons (tongues, rubbing the skin, blood will not be left)! This startled me, and I thought she had hit something or something, but she turned her head away and hid from me! I chased after her and asked, and guess what, she said that their quilt cover (furniture with quilts) had fallen down and was smashing her bed, and if she hadn't reacted quickly, she would have been stoned to death! ”

"Quilt cover" is the furniture that the older generation likes very much, generally placed on the side of the bed, the scale is similar to the wardrobe, the old furniture, are solid wood, down, can really smash people to a good thing.

I turned my head, and I saw a maroon quilt cover in the back room, weighing enough to squash an elderly man.

These tenants also craned their necks to look at the quilt cover, and glared at them: "Wow! ”

Xiao Liu's gaze also passed, but the daughter-in-law's face was full of unnaturalness, looking away.

When the old man saw that everyone was listening to him, he couldn't help but be even more excited, and then said: "I was curious, and asked her how the quilt cover is so dangerous, why can you still put it next to the bed?" She said that she didn't know, the quilt had always been quite strong, who knew that it could almost be stoned to death, but she saw that one of the feet of the quilt seemed to have been cut off by something. ”

"Master, it's true!" Tang Benchu pointed to the foot of the quilt and said, "Look! ”

This quilt cover is very elegant, and the claws are carved into the shape of Sumeru, and the circle is a lotus petal, but these four claws have been truncated - it seems that Aunt Liu was frightened, and asked someone to repair the four claws before reusing them - the elderly are nostalgic, even if this thing is almost fatal, as long as it can continue to be used, you can ignore the previous suspicions.

"I'll go up with her to see," the old man saw that everyone was looking at the quilt cover, and hurriedly pulled the conversation back: "Don't say it, that claw must have been cut by someone, and there are sawdust around it!" ”

As he spoke, the old man looked at his daughter-in-law: "I was suspicious at the time, the charter wife is usually in trouble with everyone, how can she be hated so much that she wants to mess with her?" It must be the daughter-in-law's hand! I hope that my mother-in-law will die, inherit here, and collect rent! ”

Everyone turned their heads to look at their daughter-in-law, and Xiao Liu stood up coldly, looking incredulous.

"You fart!" When the daughter-in-law heard this old man pointing at herself in public, she was so angry that she almost didn't blow up on the spot: "Old beard, you old immortal thing!" You live in our house, pick up the rags and stuff them into our yard, what does our family do to you, you don't have a little pressure in your heart, you are spewing blood at me at this time, do you still have a little humanity, there is a dog in the yard, and you know how to wag your tail at me, your old beard is a white-eyed wolf who can't be fed! ”

As she spoke, she seemed to remember something, and jumped to her feet and said: "Lao Hu, Lao Hu, I know, last time you made a lot of rags, I was afraid that you would make the yard dirty, and let my mother-in-law kick you out, don't you have a grudge?" Okay, you hold a grudge for this matter, and you are now slandering me with red mouth and white teeth, do you have any people's hearts? ”

It turned out that the rags in the yard belonged to this old bearded man.

"You are the one who is full of nonsense, first of all, my old beard rents a house of a chartered wife, not your house, what are you messing with? Can you handle it? Since you can't control it, you talk like a fart, and my old beard doesn't plant crops when he hears the crickets, so even if my old beard is stupid! I can't hate you! The old beard did not show weakness: "Secondly, everyone knows what kind of person my old beard is, and I have never lied in my life!" Can I say this without a real hammer? ”

"Real hammer? Wow, what are you talking about? The daughter-in-law also came to the momentum, foaming at the mouth: "You can't tell it, now I will roll up your garbage for the old lady!" ”

"Hmph." The old beard sneered and said, "I'll tell you now!" That day, the charter wife said that you and your man had come to her house, and that day you also took the charter wife and your man to the living room, saying that they were taking a nap in her bedroom, and at night the two of you left, and the quilt cover was poured down, you said, is there such a coincidence? ”

"Is there such a coincidence, you don't count!" The daughter-in-law immediately said: "I will become a murderer after I sleep, you are talking nonsense!" It's been so many years, it's still heavy, it's an accident to fall, can you rely on me? That's the proof, this is bullshit! ”

"That's right," said the other tenants, "Old beard, this is the real hammer?" You have to have some substantial evidence to call it a real hammer! ”

"That can't be, the evidence is still there!" The old beard then said: "That day, you put on a shell-colored nail polish, do you remember?" When you left, the charter lady saw that a piece of your nail polish had fallen off, and on the broken paws that day, there was also a-shelled nail polish! We are a village, just you paint that color, nail polish, and enter the door, not you, who else can it be? ”

The carapace of the shell can reflect dark green colorful light in the sun, and there are indeed many women who like that color - but they may not care about the color of the shell, not to mention, the old beard describes it very well, it is indeed very similar.

"Then you take it out!" This is really like a punch to Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law's chest, but Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law still forced her composure: "You take it out, right my nail polish!" ”

Now Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law's nail polish is no longer a shell, but a stinky big sister, and she is not afraid of anything.

"Hmph." The old beard sighed and looked at Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law with pity: "Do you really think that your mother-in-law is a stupid person?" She said, don't let me talk about this, and hide that paw, otherwise her son will be angry on both sides, she can't bear it, she also said, the old lady is over for a while, the wife is over for a lifetime, if she dies, anyway, the rest is all yours, she just wants to live, don't point to you, take care of herself. ”

"Hmph." When the daughter-in-law heard that there was no evidence, she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "There is no evidence to say a fart, the police will ignore you when they come!" It's okay to have something in the future, don't say anything about the real hammer, slap your face! ”

Xiao Liu didn't know if Ming didn't understand what the situation was, and he was stunned at the four severed claws of Qi Brush.

"You're trying to kill for money!" The other tenants were also unhappy: "Do you still have a little humanity?" ”

"And that time, you bought medicine for the old lady," said another tenant, "that medicine is a contraindicated medicine for the old lady, I have shown it, what did you buy it for?" ”

"The old lady has dementia and wronged me, and the old beard has had a holiday with me to slander me, you are stupid, listen to the rumors that the wind is the rain, or how can you help the dead poor ghost who can't afford to buy a house, and you deserve no money! What's the hell you're talking about? Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law showed a posture of a young master: "Beware of me being unhappy, drive you all out to sleep on the street!" ”

"Fang Lan, what they said is true?" Xiao Liu couldn't help it at this moment, and stared at his daughter-in-law deadly: "...... you to our mother"

"Listen to them fart, I did this, I don't have to go to jail? I'm in jail, who takes care of you! Having said that, the daughter-in-law's eyes were dripping, and her hands were in her pockets and she was twisting her clothes, which was very obviously lying.

"Green Shekou, wasp needle, the most poisonous woman's heart!" Ah Zor couldn't listen anymore: "Brother Qianshu, she is even more vicious than my Gu!" ”

"Forget it," Tang Benchu pulled Ah Zuo: "You are also a woman, it is inappropriate to talk like this......"

"I don't care if she's suitable or not, this kind of woman, drink water to poach!" Ah Zou's voice lowered, and his face sank: "Brother Qianshu, I'll get her a Gu, make sure to only tell the truth!" ”

"Alright." I waved my hand: 'Everyone knows what the truth is, so you don't need to say it.' ’

"That's right, everyone knows it!" The daughter-in-law hurriedly said, "I don't blame the old lady. Is she blaming me? ”

Blame the old lady, you are poor and you are reasonable, and the old lady deserves you in her last life.

The daughter-in-law's scene was almost the same, so I looked at the starving ghost who had been honestly squatting in place: "So what? You just got on because Aunt Liu was bitter! ”

"Isn't it!" Aunt Liu's thin neck said: "That year, our hometown was in trouble, it was my mother-in-law who hid a piece of cake, saying that she would keep it for a few days, and then eat it, I couldn't stand it when I was hungry, so I stole it out and ate it, this is not, in the end, my mother-in-law ran out of cakes, starved to death, I also starved to death, this death, and it didn't fall well, the ghost sent me to eat red-hot coals, and fed my neck like this, hungry, thirsty, who got it!" It's not, this summer, taking advantage of the ghosts to mess around, I don't know what to do, I slipped to this place, there is no City God Temple here, no one cares! I love this! But I haven't been able to find the right person to blackmail, seeing that this old lady is suitable, this is not, one pounce and one accurate! ”

The ghosts are messing around? When can the underworld be so chaotic? I suddenly remembered that it was when I was making trouble in the underworld.

This evil thing on the living person, it is not amazing, this ordinary evil thing is the same as the screw nut, this has to be "successfully matched", it is not that you can go on it if you want to, you have to have the right person to go up, and seeing that the starving ghost and Aunt Liu must have been successfully matched.

That's what I want to know: "Then you've lived here for so long, and Master Xinchenghuang has taken office, why haven't you gone to pay a respect?" Dare to come up here and make trouble? Aren't you afraid that Lord Chenghuang will come to you? ”

As soon as I asked, sure enough, the thin neck seemed to be empty-hearted, and retracted the neck: "I've been hungry for so long, and I really don't want to continue to be hungry C is not easy to have a suitable one, of course it's here!" Although the mother said that the city god here is powerful, and if she didn't let me come, I sneaked out, planning to eat and leave, who knew you would come so quickly......"

"Niangniang," I immediately came to the spirit: "Which Niangniang?" ”

"Wow, mother, so beautiful! The ability is also very big," the starving ghost heard that this lady was mentioned, and immediately gave him a spirit: "You are sure, I have never seen such a good-looking ...... in my life."

"Ahem," suddenly at this time, out of nowhere, there was a coughing sound.

I turned my head, who?

And as soon as he heard this cough, the face of this thin neck changed instantly: "Niangniang......"

As she spoke, she shrugged her body and was about to climb out of the window.

But my eyes are quick, I shook off the curtain with one hand, and wrapped her firmly, and when I got under Lao Tzu's nose, why do you still want to run?

Curtains are a thing that receives light every day, like an umbrella, which can block the shade, and as soon as the curtain is wrapped, the evil thing can't get out.

Sure enough, as soon as he was wrapped by the curtains, his thin neck kicked desperately, and a large group of tenants around him were all dumbfounded: "What's going on, what's going on?" ”

Xiao Liu was also stunned, and hurriedly dragged me forward: "Brother Miaozhu, what are you doing here, be careful not to hurt my mother!" ”

"You know you're in a hurry at this time," although Tang Benchu didn't know what I was going to do, as long as I did something, he supported it unconditionally, and immediately jumped over and grabbed Xiao Liu: "When your daughter-in-law bullied your mother, why aren't you afraid of hurting your mother?" ”

"Fart!" Originally, the daughter-in-law was also taken aback, but when she heard this, she trembled again: "When did the old lady bully the old lady?" ”

"I regret it, I regret it too! Brother Miaozhu, no matter what's wrong with my mother, don't hurt him! As soon as Xiao Liu was in a hurry, he grabbed me at me, and as soon as I raised my hand, the cloth covered with the "seal" was ripped off by Xiao Liu.

A golden light was revealed in an instant—of course, ordinary people couldn't see it, but the starving ghost behind the curtain felt it, and let out a horn sound like killing a pig: "Lord Chenghuang, you are the Lord Chenghuang!" ”

"You're not blind." I said in a deep voice, "I ask you, do you want to be separated and reunited with your mother-in-law?" ”

"No, no!" The thin neck was desperate, and immediately shouted: "Lord Chenghuang, I just came out to eat wild food, and I won't die for my crimes!" You spared me this time, I changed my mind and became a ghost again! I have already suffered such a deep punishment, you spare me, spare me! ’

Even if you have been punished so severely, how can you still want to continue to exist?

Not wanting to die, it's instinct.

"Yes," I said with a pleasant face, "If you don't want to be scattered, take me to see your mother." ”

"This ...... This can't work......" The slender neck was even more desperate: "I can't...... Can't talk doesn't count......"

"Alright." I replied, "In that case, I won't embarrass you, you also know what my identity is, this slap will ......"

I had enough energy to shoot it, but the palm wind was together, and the slender neck was also cowardly, and I hurriedly screamed again: "Lord Chenghuang is gracious, Lord Chenghuang, you are gracious, I am willing to lead the way, I am willing to lead the way!" ”

"Okay!" So I made a look with the dead fish eye, the dead fish eye came over and grabbed the curtain cloth, and I grabbed Aunt Liu's armpit with my left hand through the curtain, sure enough, there were two hard bumps, and with a hard hand, Aunt Liu screamed, and the person slipped out of the curtain cloth, and the whole person was unconscious.

And in the curtain cloth, there was a ball of things that could struggle, and the kicking that played with life was wrapped up by Lu Hengchuan solidly.

The people around were stunned: "What is that?" ”

And when Xiao Liu saw that Aunt Liu had come out again, he immediately hugged Aunt Liu and cried: "Mom, it's my unfilial piety that made you suffer such a big sin!" ”

I saw that Lu Hengchuan grasped the slender neck very firmly, so I squatted on the ground and slapped Aunt Liu's head with one hand - my righteousness, drive out the filthy qi in her seven orifices, and people will be able to wake up.

Sure enough, Aunt Liu opened her eyes and looked at everyone in surprise, her voice was very empty: "What's wrong with you?" What's wrong with me? ”

"Mom!" When Xiao Liu saw it, he shouted loudly: "You didn't do anything, right?" It scares the hell out of me! ”

"I didn't." Aunt Liu still looked confused by the second monk: "Why are you crying?" ”

He looked at the tenants again: "If you don't go back to sleep, what are you looking at?" ”

"Mom, my daughter-in-law, did you force you to hand over the family's money and real estate certificate again?" Xiao Liu seems to have a number in his heart, and he really asked.

Aunt Liu didn't expect Xiao Liu to suddenly ask such a question, and said cautiously: "This...... You ask your daughter-in-law, right? ”

"Mom, don't give it!" Xiao Liu said loudly: "Don't give it!" My mother has lived for a while, and my wife has lived for a lifetime, but my life was given by my mother, without my mother, there would be no me, why should I be angry with my wife! ”

"Don't give it?" Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law splashed when she heard it: "If you don't give it, you won't give it?" Who will live with you if you don't give it? Divorce, you keep your mother! ”

Looking at Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law's complacent appearance, it is estimated that she has used this to scare Xiao Liu, and it is bound to work every time, so that she can have this kind of self-confidence.

Xiao Liu stared at her directly: "Fang Lan, one day husband and wife for a hundred days......"

Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law was even more proud: "You know to beg me now?" ”

But what she didn't expect was that Xiao Liu then said: "After the divorce, our passbook will be given to you." ”

Where can a passbook compare to the real estate in the urban village, Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law's jaw almost didn't fall, and the tenants on the side all applauded: "Okay!" You can say that again! ”

"You ......" Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law was completely stupid, and seemed to regret what she had just said, but she didn't believe it very much, and she felt very embarrassed to take her out, which was embarrassing.

"Son......" Aunt Liu was also anxious: "You can't live for your mother, your life will not be ......"

"If you don't talk to her, you can find another woman," Xiao Liu said very firmly: "I must find a woman who treats my mother well!" ”